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Chapter 001 - Jiang Tian
第001章 江甜






Best Deskmate of the Batch
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「The chirping of cicadas that year was louder than any other, the tree branches outside the classroom grew as madly as they could; but no matter what, they could not block the scorching sun.」
「那一年的蝉鸣声比往年都大,教室外的树枝长得极其疯狂;但无论如何,他们都挡不住烈日。






The inter-class breaks were always full of noise in the top floor of Mingli Block in Fuzhong. The study rep of Year 2 Class A drifted from the corridor into the classroom, hollering, “Reporting—our class is getting a new student!”
班间休息总是在抚中明丽街区顶楼充满喧嚣。二年级 A 班的学习代表从走廊飘到教室里,大声喊道:“报告——我们班要迎来一个新学生了!


“The little eunuch from the Respectability room is here to mess with us again,” somebody mocked.
“尊严室的小太监又来惹我们了,”有人嘲笑道。


(t/n: Respectability room: It’s the imperial household department in the Ming Dynasty within the Forbidden City, it was where the eunuchs and palace maids were managed. Essentially, this referred to the teachers as ‘emperors’/ ‘empresses’ to be served, and the poor study rep as a d*ckless eunuch in retrospect)
(t/n:尊室:是明朝紫禁城内的内宫部,是管理太监和宫女的地方。从本质上讲,这把老师称为“皇帝”/“皇后”,回想起来,可怜的学习代表是一个无赖的太监)


“You’re the one who’s a little eunuch, I’m serious.”
“你就是那个小太监,我是认真的。”


“It’s not even midterm or end of term, what is even going to come in?”
“这甚至不是期中或期末,还有什么会进来?”


“It’s a transfer student.”
“这是一个转学生。”






With this said, the ones who were actually awake in the classroom became more alive. “Boy or girl? For sure?”
说到这里,那些在教室里真正醒着的人变得更加活跃起来。“男孩还是女孩?肯定吗?


“Absolutely sure! I just saw him, he’s a guy, quite tidy looking and dashing.” The study rep mulled a little, and added, “Who knows which teacher decided to be a bastard and grabbed the school prince of another campus.”
“绝对肯定!我刚刚看到他,他是一个人,看起来很整洁,很潇敢。研究代表沉思了一下,补充道:“谁知道是哪位老师决定做一个混蛋,抓住了另一个校区的学校王子。


(t/n: I used this term from ‘Daily life of being the campus idol’s fake boyfriend’, mostly because the original term directly translated into ‘school grass’ which isn’t very nice in English. The students also made a joke with this implying that Sheng Wang was literally grass that the teacher picked from another school. Overall, the term ‘school grass’, refers to the hottest guy in school.)
(t/n:我用这个词来自“做校园偶像假男友的日常生活”,主要是因为原来的词直接翻译成“学校草”,这在英语中不太好听。学生们还开了一个玩笑,暗示盛王实际上是老师从另一所学校采摘的草。总的来说,“学校草”这个词指的是学校里最性感的人。






A chorus of jeering and squawking resounded within the classroom, a few girls stole a quick glance at the corner of the last row amidst the chaos. There was a guy resting his head on his table, catching up on his sleep; a hand covered the back of his head, his long digits slightly curved, and his wrist bone jutting out.
教室里响起一阵嘲笑和尖叫声,几个女孩在混乱中偷偷看了一眼最后一排的角落。有一个人把头靠在桌子上,补觉;一只手捂住他的后脑勺,长长的手指微微弯曲,腕骨突出。


The surroundings were really too noisy, he ran his fingers through his short hair, and leaned his head towards a different direction.
周围实在是太吵了,他用手指抚摸着短发,把头靠向了另一个方向。






The girls retracted their gaze, and their voices instantly became much softer. “Where did he transfer from?”
女孩们收回了目光,声音瞬间变得轻柔了许多。“他从哪里转来的?”


The study rep sounded out a name.
研究代表说出了一个名字。


“What’s that? There’s a school like this nearby?”
“那是什么?附近有这样的学校吗?


“I’ve never heard of its name too, but it has to be a key province school, otherwise there’s no way he could transfer into our class.”
“我也没听说过它的名字,但必须是省级重点学校,否则他不可能转入我们班。”


“Wait, let me check.” The boy speaking dug out his phone from the bottom of his table as if he was a thief. “There’s no teacher around right? Help me keep a lookout.”
“等等,让我检查一下。”说话的男孩从桌子底部挖出了手机,就像他是个小偷一样。“周围没有老师,对吧?帮我留意一下。






He speedily searched on his phone, and after he was done he was dumbfounded. “Fuck?”
他飞快地在手机上搜索,搜索完毕后,他傻眼了。“操?”


“What is it?”
“这是什么?”


The boy holding the phone displayed the results for a single round, and the remaining people also went dumb.
拿着手机的男孩展示了单轮的结果,剩下的人也哑了。


Only a long while later then did someone finally come back to their senses. “He’s not from this province? Someone not from this province finished year one and transferred into Jiangsu? Did that handsome guy’s head get stuck between the doors?”
过了很久,终于有人回过神来。“他不是这个省的人?不是本省人读完一年级就转学到江苏?那个帅哥的头卡在门之间吗?


(t/n: Jiangsu is notorious for having the hardest college entrance exams out of all the provinces, to the students, someone transferring in is the same as asking for death.)
(t/n:江苏是出了名的高考是各省最难的,对学生来说,有人转学就等于自找死。






Sheng Wang, whose head was allegedly stuck between the doors, was waiting for orders at the student affairs office.
据称,头被卡在门之间的王盛正在学生事务处等待命令。


The cicadas released its long cries in the heavy shade, he only managed to get a clear listen from the new voice messages sent from his dad after distancing from the windows and stuffing in his earpiece. Three messages in a row, each message a minute long, the usual style of Sheng Mingyang.
蝉在浓重的树荫下发出长长的叫声,他只是在远离窗户并塞进听筒后,才从父亲发送的新语音信息中清晰地听到了。连续三条消息,每条消息一分钟长,盛明阳一贯的风格。






“Your Uncle Xiao-Chen just called me and told me you went upstairs by yourself. Why didn’t you wait for him? New place new classmates, it’s better for someone to guide you—”
“你小陈叔叔刚才给我打电话,告诉我你自己上楼了。你为什么不等他?新地方新同学,还是有人指导你比较好——”


“How’s the atmosphere of the school, is there much of a difference from First High? Even though both are key schools of the province, but after all it’s not just a province—”
“学校的气氛怎么样,和一高有太大区别吗?虽然两所学校都是该省的重点学校,但毕竟它不仅仅是一个省——”


“Have you seen Old Xu yet—”
“你见过老徐了吗——”






The air condition in the student affairs office was a little old, and could only manage local air conditioning, suitable for the middle age and old. Sheng Wang stood at the front of the air outlet, the tip of his hair, slightly dampened by sweat, was blown to the point of being ice cold. His fingers tapped his screen, and cut the voice message off only after listening to the first few bits, rolling his eyes once every message. By the time he rolled his eyes for the third time he was already a little lost.
学生事务处的空调有点旧,只能管理局部空调,适合中老年人使用。盛王站在出风口的前面,头发的发梢,被汗水微微打湿,被吹得冰冷了。他的手指轻敲着屏幕,听完前几点后才切断语音信息,每条消息都会翻一次白眼。等到他第三次翻白眼时,他已经有些迷茫了。






He of course already knew about Uncle Xiao-Chen, that was the driver who sent him to report in. The teaching zone did not allow for cars to enter, and the parking spot was also far apart, Sheng Wang felt that the extra effort was a waste of energy, and decided to might as well let him go back first.
他当然已经知道小陈叔叔的事情了,那是派他报到的司机。教学区不允许汽车进入,停车位也相距较远,盛王觉得多余的力气是浪费精力,决定不如让他先回去。


Then…...
然后。。。。。。






“Who’s Old Xu?”
“谁是老徐?”


“You cut off my voice message again?” Sheng Mingyang instantly replied.
“你又切断了我的语音信息?”盛明阳瞬间回答道。


Sheng Wang fanned himself with his own collars, and pretended that he lost connection.
盛王用自己的衣领给自己扇风,假装断联。






Sheng Mingyang chased after him with a phone call, his tone grudging. “Old Xu is the head of the office, he isn’t very tall, and he looks quite proper, and maybe a little strict. Logically speaking he should be the one fetching you, seen him yet?”
盛明阳一通电话追了上去,语气勉强。“老徐是办公室的负责人,个子不是很高,看起来还挺得体的,可能还有些严厉。”按理说,他应该是来接你的人,见过他了吗?


Sheng Wang recalled according to his descriptions. “I don’t think so. The teacher who brought me upstairs was quite amiable, he kept smiling, it’s just that he looks like a big mouth monkey.”
盛王根据他的描述回忆道。“我不这么认为。带我上楼的老师还挺和蔼可亲的,一直笑着,只是长得像个大嘴猴子。


(t/n: Big Mouth Monkey, the name for Paul Frank in chinese. Google it and see what it’s like. Personally I decided that big mouth monkey would make more sense as a nickname in English than paul frank. )
(t/n:大嘴猴,保罗·弗兰克的中文名字。用谷歌搜索一下,看看它是什么样子。就我个人而言,我认为大嘴猴子作为英语中的昵称比保罗·弗兰克更有意义。)


He’s also short, and his direct gaze only reached Sheng Wang’s shoulders, he had to lean upwards to talk to him. After he settled Sheng Wang here he headed downstairs, saying that he was getting someone to help him carry the new teaching material.
他个子也很矮,直视的目光只到了盛王的肩膀上,他不得不向上俯身才能和他说话。他把盛旺安顿好后,就下楼了,说要找人帮他搬新教材。






Sheng Mingyang’s brain jammed a little. “Oh, kinda there, that’s him.”
盛明阳的脑子有些卡顿。“哦,有点,就是他。”


Sheng Wang: “......”
王盛:“......”


After a thought, he said, “Dad, do you think that I look proper?”
想了想,他说:“爸,你觉得我长得合乎?


Sheng Mingyang wanted to smack him.
盛明阳想打他一巴掌。


As a businessman, his ability to speak human to humans and speak ghost to ghosts was trained to the point of perfection, only here when facing his son then it failed.
作为一名商人,他对人说话、鬼对鬼说话的能力被训练到了完美的地步,只是在这里面对他的儿子时才失败了。






The sound of people came from outside the door, Sheng Wang turned around and glanced. “Monkey—no—Dean Xu is here, I’ll hang up now.”
门外传来人声,盛王转身看了一眼。“猴子——不——徐院长来了,我现在就挂断电话。”


Sheng Mingyang increased his talking speed. “Sure, do well, try to make a good first impression in front of your teachers on your first day, don’t recklessly give them nicknames.”
盛明阳加快了说话速度。“当然,做好,第一天尽量在老师面前给人留下良好的第一印象,不要鲁莽地给他们起绰号。”


“Ok,” Sheng Wang drawled in response.
“好吧,”盛王抽了抽眼回应。


“I’ll get Xiao-Chen to fetch you at night, I should be able to reach home around that time, I’ll show you—”
“我晚上让小陈来接你,到时候我应该能到家了,我带你看看——”


He hesitated a little, and acted as if he was relaxed and casual as he said, “Let’s invite your Auntie Jiang for a meal; it’s that thing your dad discussed with you about last time, alright?”
他有些犹豫,装得像轻松随意一样,说道:“我们请你江阿姨吃顿饭吧;这是你爸爸上次和你讨论的那件事,好吗?


Sheng Wang pursed his lips.
盛王抿了抿唇。






Auntie Jiang’s name was Jiang Ou, and had a son. He never met Jiang Ou herself, he only saw two pictures, and even so he barely put any effort into it.
江阿姨名叫江鸥,有一个儿子。他从未见过江鸥本人,只见了两张照片,即便如此,他也几乎没有付出任何努力。


He had been hearing that name on-and-off for nearly a year now, the frequency went from once every two to three months to nearly every day; he really was getting used to it soon. It had to be said that Sheng Mingyang was a pro at controlling the mood, and fault could not be found with what he was doing. It was to the point that Sheng Wang could not even find a suitable entry point for him to throw a tantrum.
他断断续续地听到这个名字已经将近一年了,频率从每两到三个月一次增加到几乎每天都有;他真的很快就习惯了。不得不说,盛明阳是控制情绪的专家,他的所作所为找不到毛病。以至于盛王连一个合适的切入点都找不到让他发脾气。






Last month, Sheng Mingyang said that he would be twice as busy for the second half of the year, and could barely stay a few days at home. He also said that Jiang Ou ran into some issues with her house and could no longer stay there. Therefore, he wanted to let Jiang Ou move in, and thus she would have a place to stay, and would be able to help take care of Sheng Wang at the same time.
上个月,盛明阳表示,下半年要忙一倍,在家里勉强待几天。他还说,江鸥的房子遇到了一些问题,不能再呆在那里了。所以,他想让江鸥搬进来,这样她就有地方住,同时又能帮忙照顾盛王。


Honestly, taking care was a lie; there was already a lady hired for cleaning and cooking. The issue might not even be real, it was only for the sake of a breakthrough: by the time they really live together could she even still leave?
老实说,照顾是一个谎言;已经雇了一位女士打扫卫生和做饭。这个问题甚至可能不是真的,只是为了突破:等到他们真正住在一起的时候,她还能离开吗?






This issue appeared to be a discussion between them, but in reality before Sheng Wang actually agreed, new items began appearing in his house, everything was prepared to welcome that woman, oh, and that son of hers.
这个问题看似是他们之间的讨论,但实际上,在盛王真正同意之前,他的房子里就开始出现新的物品,一切都准备好迎接那个女人,哦,还有她的那个儿子。


No matter if he showed up for dinner tonight, there was only one outcome.
无论他今晚是否出现吃饭,结果都只有一个。






Sheng Wang’s reply did not come after a long while, Sheng Mingyang called out for him from the other side of the phone.
盛王的回复过了好一会儿才来,盛明阳从电话那头喊了他一声。


Dean Xu, who looked like a big mouth monkey, walked in just at that moment. Sheng Wang immediately hung up after a short pause.
长得像一只大嘴猴的徐院长,就在这时走了进来。盛王停顿了一会儿,立马挂断了电话。


It was a new student reporting in after all, the head of administration Dean Xu was able to maintain his basic benevolence. “You were calling your home? No worries, don’t need to hurry and hang up, informing your family is what you ought to do.”
毕竟是新生报到,行政主管徐院长能够保持基本的仁爱。“你打电话给你家?不用担心,不用着急挂断电话,通知家人才是你应该做的。


Sheng Wang turned his head, his laugh youthful. “Thank you, teacher, I was nearly done anyways.”
盛王转过头,笑得青春洋溢。“谢谢老师,反正我差点就完成了。”






Dean Xu pointed at the teacher behind him and nodded. He said it downstairs just now, that this new transfer student may have looks that spelled trouble for girls, but he seemed to be a good student, and would not overstep in his behaviour.
徐院长指着身后的老师点了点头。他刚才在楼下说,这个新转学生的长相可能给女生带来麻烦,但他看起来是个好学生,他的行为不会越界。






“Come, sit.” Dean Xu pointed at the stack of books newly brought over and said, “This is the teaching material we will theoretically be using this semester, you can take a look.”
“来,坐。”徐院长指着新拿过来的那摞书说:“这是我们这学期理论上要用的教材,你看看吧。


What did he mean by theoretically?
他所说的理论上是什么意思?


Sheng Wang did not understand the meaning of this sentence at the moment. He opened the chemistry book on the top of the pile and flipped through two pages, its content roughly matched up to what he learned before; there was not much of a difference, it should not be a challenge when he has to learn it.
盛王此刻并不明白这句话的意思。他翻开那堆最上面的化学书,翻了两页,内容与他之前学到的内容大致相符;没有太大区别,当他必须学习时,这应该不是一个挑战。






“I’ve read your information, you transferred quite a few times?” Dean Xu said.
“我看过你的资料,你转过来不少次?”徐院长说。


Sheng Wang nodded. “Mm, transferred a few times.” He basically went wherever Sheng Mingyang went.
盛王点点头。“嗯,转了几次。”盛明阳去哪里,他基本上都去哪里。


He did his elementary school in Jiangsu, he transferred two more times between middle school and first year of high school, this was the third time. Thanks to these transfers, he held no special regard for any particular place, he did not stay for long in anywhere at all.
他在江苏读小学,在初中和高一之间又转学了两次,这是第三次。由于这些转移,他对任何特定的地方都没有特别的重视,他根本没有在任何地方停留太久。






“I’ve also seen your results, you are a brilliant student, basically never leaving the top three of the year in your exams. You definitely have the quality, it’s just that there might be a slight tiny difference for the progress on the academic programme between the schools.” Dean Xu used his fingers to demonstrate a difference of less than 1cm, and consoled, “You will more or less run into problems like this when you transfer schools, with a bit of effort you can catch up, no need to be scared.”
“我也看过你的成绩,你是一个优秀的学生,考试基本上从来没有离开过一年的前三名。你绝对有素质,只是两所学校在学术课程上的进展可能略有不同。徐院长用手指示范了不到 1cm 的差异,并安慰道,“你转学或多或少会遇到这样的问题,稍微努力就能赶上,不用害怕。






Student Sheng Wang always had a smooth journey, and never actually did face any fear when it came to academics, there was no way he would be scared. But, he could not act as if he was not humble, so he could only let down the tail that was sticking up behind him. “I did some mental preparation before coming here, I’ll do my best to catch up.”
学生王晟一路走来一帆风顺,在学业上从来没有遇到过任何恐惧,他不可能害怕。但是,他又不能表现得不卑微,只能放下身后伸出的尾巴。“来这里之前我做了一些心理准备,我会尽力追赶。”






Dean Xu looked even more benevolent. “Have you been through subject streaming in your first year?”
徐院长显得更加仁慈。“你第一年经历过主题流媒体吗?”


Sheng Wang said, “No, my school tried a semester of fluid classes.”
盛王说:“没有,我学校试过一个学期的流水课。


(t/n: I am..not sure about the term 'fluid classes' actually. It's just a term I came up with. The one Sheng Wang went to allowed students to choose their subjects, and attended classes according to those subjects as compared to having a single class where everyone takes the same subjects in the same class. This school's version however is probably subject banding + a good dose of elitism.)
(t/n:我是......实际上不确定“流体类”一词。这只是我想出的一个术语。王盛去的那所学校允许学生选择自己的科目,并根据这些科目上课,而不是在同一个班级上同一门课。然而,这所学校的版本可能是主题分级 + 大量的精英主义。


“Oh.” Dean Xu nodded. “Actually, we also have fluid classes, it’s just slightly more special.”
“哦。”徐院长点点头。“其实我们也有流体课,只是稍微特别一点。”


Sheng Wang was a little confused. “Special? How special?”
盛王有些懵。“特别的?有多特别?






“The Class A you are about to enter is the best of year 2 sciences, we shift around every half a term. Isn’t there two major exams in the form of midterms and end of terms? Last three places would go to Class B after every major test, then the top three from then would enter. This is our streamed class.”
“你即将进入的 A 级是二年级最好的科学,我们每半个学期轮班一次。不是有期中考试和期末考试两种主要考试吗?每次重大考试后,最后三名将进入 B 级,然后从那时起的前三名将进入。这是我们的流媒体课程。


Sheng Wang: “......”
王盛:“......”


Simply put, other people’s fluidity was freedom of choice for their subjects, over here for them their fluidity was to let people screw off.
简而言之,其他人的流动性是他们拍摄对象的选择自由,而对他们来说,他们的流动性是让人们搞砸。






Dean Xu was done with scaring little kids, and finally decided to be humane.
徐院长受够了吓唬小孩子,终于决定人性化。


He led Sheng Wang towards Mingli Block through the flower corridors. Sheng Wang could not help to take a few more glances after passing by the wall of honour, as the wall full of expressionless “ID picture” really bore too much similarity to a wanted poster.
他领着盛王穿过花廊,向明丽街区走去。盛王路过荣誉墙后忍不住多看了几眼,因为满墙面无表情的“证件照”,实在是太像一张通缉海报了。


This school’s taste was truly something, he thought.
他想,这所学校的品味确实很不错。






However, Dean Xu tiptoed a little, and preened like a peacock on the spot. He said rather proudly, “There really aren't a lot of Olympiads for year ones, but our performance is still quite decent. Most of the people on this wall will become your classmates, you may familiarise yourself with them in advance.”
不过,徐院长却蹑手蹑脚,当场打扮得像孔雀一样。他相当自豪地说,“第一年的奥运会确实不多,但我们的表现仍然相当不错。这面墙上的大部分人都会成为你的同学,你可以提前熟悉一下。






Sheng Wang was bad with faces, and had no interest in getting to know his classmates in advance; he only remembered a single face.
盛王脸不好,对提前认识同学没有兴趣;他只记得一张脸。


First, it was because the repetition rate of his face was too high, and managed to single handedly turn the wall of honour into a match the puzzle game. Second, was because his surname was Jiang, his full name was Jiang Tian.
首先,是因为他的脸的重复率太高,并设法单枪匹马地将荣誉墙变成了拼图游戏。第二,是因为他姓江,他的全名是江天。


The important part was the second part.
重要的部分是第二部分。


Sheng Wang self admittedly would be an incapable ruler as an emperor; he enjoyed ‘guilt by association’. If he was petty then he was petty, in any case he held no pleasant feelings for anyone with the surname Jiang at all recently.
盛王自己承认,作为皇帝,他将是一个无能的统治者;他喜欢“因关联而有罪”。如果他是小气,那他就是小气,无论如何,他最近对任何姓江的人都没有任何愉快的感觉。






Dean Xu was admiring the wall for the thousandth time, and yet he suddenly pulled a long face. He closed up on that Jiang Tian’s picture, reached out and wiped it for a bit, and angered, “Who doodled hearts on the wall of honour, how dare they disregard the rules!”
徐院长正在欣赏这堵墙,却突然拉了拉一张长脸。他合上那张江天的照片,伸手擦了擦,怒道:“谁在荣誉墙上涂鸦了心,怎么敢无视规则!


Sheng Wang grunted and added fuel to the fire at the side. “And it’s not only one person.”
盛王咕哝一声,在一旁火上浇油。“而且不仅仅是一个人。”






The school photographer’s methods were too unorthodox, still the person in the picture still kept a certain air to it; in Dean Xu’s words he could spell trouble for girls everywhere. But, Sheng Wang felt that cold guys like him have a high chance of ‘B-king’.
学校摄影师的方法太非正统了,照片中的人仍然保持着某种气氛;用徐院长的话说,他可以给各地的女孩子带来麻烦。但是,盛王觉得,像他这样的高冷小伙,'B 王'的几率很大。


(t/n: Bking, or it should be read as B-king, is cn internet slang used to mock/tease people who seemed to appear ‘cool’ for every single action, and the light practically shining out of their asses.)
(t/n:Bking,或者应该读作 B-king,是 cn 网络俚语,用于嘲笑/戏弄那些似乎每一个动作都显得“酷”的人,而且光几乎从他们的屁股里照出来。


He prayed that he would be able to stay further away from this person, to avoid having to fight him the day when he could no longer stand him.
他祈祷自己能够离这个人更远一点,以免在他再也无法忍受他的那一天不得不与他战斗。






However not even five minutes since he made the wish, he was forcibly placed right next to the real life B-king himself. The reason was that he just started and it would be difficult for him, the best solution was to find his deskmate whenever he has questions.
然而,在他许愿后不到五分钟,他就被强行安置在现实生活中的 B-king 本人旁边。原因是他才刚刚起步,对他来说会很困难,最好的解决办法就是在他有问题的时候找到他的同桌。


Dean Xu said, “When you look at the entire batch, you probably can’t find a better deskmate than Jiang Tian.”
徐院长说,“你看整批,大概找不到比江甜更好的同桌了。


The moment his voice stopped, 40+ pairs of eyes all directed their suffocating gazes at him.
话音一停,40+双眼睛全都将窒息的目光投向了他。






Sheng Wang dully gave Big Mouth Monkey a look, and internally said screw you.
盛王呆呆地看了大嘴猴一眼,心里说去。


*re-edited: 22/12/20
*重新编辑:22/12/20






Chapter 002 - A Blow
第002章 一击






This is Your Auntie Jiang’s Son, Call Him Ge
这是你江阿姨的儿子,叫他哥吧






“Teacher, someone’s looking for you.” A girl called out to Dean Xu, and pointed outside the window.
“老师,有人找你。”一个女孩叫了徐院长一声,并指了指窗外。


The hand pressing down on Sheng Wang was finally lifted, Dean Xu nodded at the person looking for him outside the window, saying, “The meeting, right? Coming.”
压在盛王身上的手终于抬了起来,徐院长对着窗外找他的人点了点头,道:“开会吧?来了。






He straightened up, pointed to the earpiece still dangling from Sheng Wang’s ears and said, “Oh yes, today’s reporting is an exception. Tomorrow onwards, things like mobile phones and PSP should not appear in the classroom anymore, if I catch you, hey—”
他直起身子,指着盛王耳边还挂着的听筒说:“哦对了,今天的报道是个例外。明天以后,教室里应该不会再出现手机和 PSP 之类的东西了,如果我抓住你,嘿——”


His pointer finger jabbed twice, and he rummaged through the table of the guy sitting in front at a speed faster than anyone could react.
他的食指刺了两下,他以比任何人反应都快的速度在坐在前面的家伙的桌子上翻找。


“What the fuck!” The guy immediately sprung up, the speed at which he held on to his school bag was as if he had been electrocuted.
“他妈的!”那家伙立刻跳了起来,抓着书包的速度就像触电了一样。


“You think just because you covered it up there’s any use? This is already the second time, Gao Tianyang.” Dean Xu raised his hand, and waved the newly confiscated phone, saying to Sheng Wang, “See this yet, this is a negative example. Also, where’s the discipline rep?”
“你认为仅仅因为你掩盖了它就有什么用吗?这已经是第二次了,高天阳。徐院长抬起手,挥了挥新没收的手机,对盛王说:“你看这个了,这是一个反面例子。另外,纪律代表在哪里?


A girl sitting in the first row stuck her head out. “Here.”
坐在第一排的一个女孩探出头来。“这里。”


“Using a handphone, deduct three points from civility. Swearing, deduct one point.”
“使用手机,从礼貌中扣三分。骂人,扣一分。


“Okay.”
“好的。”


Dean Xu finished a major transaction, and walked away with his spoils in satisfaction.
徐院长完成了一笔大交易,心满意足地带着战利品走开了。






Sheng Wang watched the seize in close distance, his expression a little lost. The guy named Gao Tianyang looked at him, his gaze gradually turning bitter. A few seconds later, Sheng Wang finally reacted and quietly removed his earpiece, and stuffed it into his bag along with his phone, so as to avoid further agitating people.
盛王近距离看着夺取,神色有些失落。那个叫高天阳的家伙看着他,目光渐渐变得苦涩起来。几秒后,盛王终于反应过来,悄悄取下听筒,连同手机一起塞进包里,避免进一步激怒人。


Gao Tianyang was still looking at him.
高天阳还在看着他。


Sheng Wang thought for a bit, and politely consoled him. “Accept fate.”
盛王想了想,礼貌地安慰了他。“接受命运。”


“Fuck.” Gao Tianyang did not keep it up, he looked like he didn’t know if he should laugh or cry as he wiped his face, and said, “It’s fine, it’s not even the first time anymore. Anyway, they check for phones every once in a while, nobody here has ever escaped.”
“操。”高天阳没有坚持下去,他擦着脸一副不知道该笑该哭的样子,说道:“没关系,连第一次都不是了。反正他们每隔一段时间就会检查一下手机,这里没有人逃脱过。


“Oh.” Sheng Wang nodded, and then puzzled, “Then what were you looking at me for?”
“哦。”盛王点点头,然后不解道:“那你看我干什么?


Gao Tianyang: “I’m just curious.”
高天阳:“我只是好奇。


Sheng Wang: “?”
胜王:“?


“We were just talking about it before you entered the classroom, I even Baidu’d your original school. Why have you lost your will to live at such a young age, and transfer into Jiangsu in year two of high school?”
“你进教室之前我们只是谈过,我连你原来的学校都说过了。你怎么这么小就失去了生存的意志,高二就转学到江苏了?


Sheng Wang gave a hollow laugh. “Go ask my dad.”
王盛空洞地笑了起来。“去问问我爸爸。”






Gao Tianyang rubbed his buzzcut, and wanted to gossip for a bit more, but was unfortunately stopped by the school bell. The students sitting sloppily and chattering idly all sat up straight; the people who slept for most of inter-class period all raised their heads, stretched their arms and necks, and dug out a stack of test papers from their tables.
高天阳蹭了蹭自己的嗡嗡声,还想多聊几句闲话,可惜被校铃声拦住了。马虎地坐着,闲喋不休的学生们,都坐直了身子;睡了大半个课间的人,都抬起头,伸了伸胳膊和脖子,从桌子上翻出一摞试卷。


When everyone returned to their seats and no longer clustered in groups, Sheng Wang suddenly stood out way more—because everyone in this class sat! In! Single! Seats! Only him had his table placed right next to someone else’s, a deskmate who slept like the dead.
当大家回到座位上,不再成群结队的时候,王盛突然显得格外醒目了——因为这个班级的每个人都坐着了!在!单!座位!只有他把自己的桌子放在别人的桌子旁边,一个睡得像死人一样的同桌。


Fucking……
他妈的。。。。。。


Sheng Wang just fished out his new teaching material; he held on to his bag, unsure of whether to let it go or not. With extreme awkwardness, he could only twist his head and glared at Jiang Tian.
王盛刚捞出他的新教材;他抓着包,不确定是否该放开它。他尴尬极了,只能扭头瞪了江天一眼。






The deskmate highly suspected to be a B-king probably stayed up all night as a burglar or something, he did not even hear the bell ring. The arm propping him covered a good half of his face, only the lines from his lower jaw bones could be seen from the gap. A white round sleeve t-shirt revealed the curvature of his shoulders and back, rising and dipping lightly with his breathing.
高度怀疑是 B-king 的同桌大概是当窃贼什么的熬夜了,他连铃声都没听到。支撑他的手臂遮住了他半张脸,从缝隙中只能看到他下颌骨的纹路。一件白色圆袖 T 恤露出了肩膀和背部的弧度,随着他的呼吸轻轻起伏。


Is he about to sleep till school ends, Sheng Wang said internally.
他是不是要睡到放学了,盛旺在心里说。






Gao Tianyang, the person sitting in front of them, suddenly turned behind as if he suddenly recalled something. He reached out and quickly nudged Jiang Tian, and whispered, “Hey, hey, wake up Tian-ge, it’s self study.”
坐在他们面前的人高天阳,突然转过身来,似乎突然想起了什么。他伸手赶紧推了推江天,低声道:“喂喂,叫醒天歌,这是自学。


He pointed at Jiang Tian and explained at Sheng Wang, “He told me to wake him up when it’s class, so he wouldn’t oversleep.”
他指着江甜,冲着盛王解释道:“他叫我上课的时候叫醒他,这样他就不会睡过头了。






After Gao Tianyang tried for two times, Jiang Tian finally woke up.
高天阳试了两次后,江甜终于醒悟过来。


He grunted “Mn” in a low voice in response, the fingers covering the back of his head curled and uncurled a little, the short black hair stuck out from the gaps between his fingers. His thumb squeezed on the joint of his pointer finger, letting out a light sound of “crack”, then finally lifted his head. After he sat upright, he also rubbed his face.
他低声咕哝了一声“Mn”作为回应,捂在后脑勺上的手指卷曲了又卷曲了一点,黑色的短发从指缝中探出头来。他的拇指捏了捏食指的关节,发出“噼”的一声轻快的声音,然后终于抬起了头。他坐直后,还揉了揉脸。


One could see with the naked eye how hard it was to wake up.
人们可以用肉眼看到醒来是多么困难。






“My god, what did you do last night that made you so drowsy?” Gao Tianyang could not help but ask.
“天哪,你昨晚做了什么,让你这么昏昏欲睡?”高天阳忍不住问道。


“Some trivial thing.” Jiang Tian obviously did not want to speak anymore on that issue, other than sleepiness there was also displeasure between his brows. He fished out a bottle of mineral water from his table, the condensation covering the bottle further dissolving with his fingertips. He unscrewed the cap and took a sip; he finally glanced at Sheng Wang from his peripherals.
“一些小事。”江甜显然不想再谈这个问题了,除了困倦之外,眉宇间还有不悦。他从桌子上捞出一瓶矿泉水,覆盖在瓶子上的冷凝水用指尖进一步溶解。他拧开盖子,喝了一口;他终于从周边看了圣旺一眼。


He frowned and turned his head. Perhaps it was because he just drank iced water, his voice and tone were both cold. “Who are you? Why are you here?”
他皱着眉头,转过头来。或许是因为刚喝了冰水,声音和语气都冰冷。“你是谁?你怎么来了?






Come listen to this nonsense.
来听听这胡说八道。


Sheng Wang already considered him as guilty by association because of his Jiang surname, and after a provocation with this tone, he was made to have further no good impressions. His young master temperament came up, and pointed at the new teaching material on his table with his chin. “I’m new, whatchu gonna do about me sitting here?”
盛王已经因为江姓而认为他有罪,在用这种语气挑衅之后,他又没有好感。他的少爷气质上来,用下巴指了指桌上的新教材。“我是新来的,我坐在这里怎么办?”






Two handsome guys attacking each other was quite the attractive sight, the classmates a few tables in front all turned behind and looked.
两个帅哥互相攻击的景象相当吸引人,前面几桌的同学都转过身来往后看。


The moment Gao Tianyang realised that something was off with the mood, he was the first one to come rushing out to mediate. “No, you were catching up on your sleep so you didn’t know, the teacher made him sit here.”
高天阳意识到情绪不对劲的那一刻,他第一个冲出来调解。“不,你正在补觉所以不知道,老师让他坐在这里。”


“Which teacher?” Jiang Tian asked.
“哪位老师?”江甜问道。


“Who else could it be, it’s Big Mouth.” Gao Tianyang said, “Didn’t you know that he always liked to blindly assign seats? Last time a sentence from him sent my seat to right next to the teacher’s desk, and then he himself forgot the next day, and asked me why didn’t I sit in the perfectly fine rows, and insist on squeezing with the teachers. I really was dogfucked then.”
“还能是谁,是大嘴。”高天阳说:“你不知道他总是喜欢盲目分配座位吗?上次他的一句话把我的座位送到了老师的课桌旁边,然后第二天他自己就忘记了,问我为什么不坐在完美的一排排,坚持和老师们挤在一起。那时我真的了。


Sheng Wang was still coldly standing off against Jiang Tian, the moment he heard Gao Tianyang’s words he turned and stared at him, his face clearly displaying a line of reprimand in capital letters: Why didn’t you say this when Big Mouth Monkey was around?
盛王还冷冷地站在江天面前,听到高天阳的话的那一刻,他转身盯着他,脸上分明露出一行大写的训斥:大嘴猴在的时候,你怎么不说这句话?






A ‘huang-lang-lang’ dragging sound suddenly rang beside Sheng Wang, he followed the sound, only to see Jiang Tian already standing up, carrying his chair, and pulling his single table behind, a distance away from him.
盛王身边突然响起一声'黄浪朗'的拖拽声,他顺着声音一声,只见江天已经站了起来,抬着椅子,拉着身后的单人桌,离他有一段距离。


“What are you doing?” Gao Tianyang asked, bewildered.
“你在做什么?”高天阳疑惑地问道。


“Changing seats.” Jiang Tian did not even take a look, he tilted his head towards Sheng Wang’s direction, and said, “He’s shorter, he’ll sit here, I’ll sit behind.”
“换座位。”江甜看都没看,他歪着头朝盛王的方向说道:“他矮一点,他坐这边,我坐在后面。


Sheng Wang: “Who’s short?”
盛王:“谁矮?


Jiang Tian already sat down on his new seat, he pulled out a thick stack of test papers from the bottom of the table and tossed it on top, then he leaned backwards on his chair, lifting his gaze to look at Sheng Wang. “If not, you’re taller?”
江天已经在新座位上坐下,他从桌底掏出一叠厚厚的试卷扔在上面,然后他向后靠在椅子上,抬起目光看向盛王。“如果没有,你更高吗?”


“......”


At this point, there was no saving Sheng Wang’s bad impression towards this person at all.
至此,盛王对这个人的不良印象根本无法挽救。






He shifted the single table in front of him towards the left a little, aligning itself with the entire row, and also stuffed his bag into the bottom of the table. He just sat down when Gao Tianyang used his pen to tap his desk, turning his head and chatted with a low voice. “Hey, bro.”
他将面前的单人桌向左移动了一点,与整排对齐,还把包塞进了桌子的底部。他刚坐下,高天阳就用笔敲了敲他的书桌,转过头低声聊了起来。“嘿,兄弟。”


“Hm?” Young master Sheng’s displeasure was focused on the perpetrator when he was displeased, he would not misdirect it at uninvolved people.
“嗯?”盛公子不悦的时候,他的不悦就集中在了施暴者身上,他不会误导到没有参与其中的人身上。


Gao Tianyang covered his mouth with his hand, and used an even lower voice, “Don’t take it personally, he usually isn’t like this. Something probably happened to him these two days, his mood isn’t very good.”
高天阳用手捂住嘴,声音更加压低,“别当心,他平时不是这样的。这两天他可能是出了什么事,心情不太好。


Sheng Wang said “Oh” out of politeness, but internally he was thinking that that was none of his goddamn business.
盛王出于礼貌地说了声“哦”,但内心却认为这不关他该死的事。






As compared to the ice cold pestilence behind him, he was more concerned about the other people in class.
比起身后冰冷的瘟疫,他更关心的是班上的其他人。


The reason being that as far as the eye could see, he was the only one with teaching material on the table out of the entire class, other people’s tables were filled with stacks and stacks of test papers. Furthermore, the school bell had rung for so long, and there was not a single teacher in sight.
原因是放眼望去,整个班级中只有他一个人桌上放着教材,别人的桌子上堆满了一摞又一摞的试卷。再者,学校的铃声已经响了这么久,一个老师都看不见。


What’s wrong with this school?
这所学校怎么了?






His gaze swept around once, and before he could even ask, Gao Tianyang the heartwarming jacket spoke spontaneously. “Today’s Saturday, and it’s supplementary time, so it’s self study all day long. You...didn’t bring any test papers?”
他的目光扫了一圈,还没来得及问,暖心袄高天阳就自发地开口了。“今天是周六,又是补课时间,所以整天都是自学。你。。。没带试卷?


Sheng Wang was done as he reminded him. “I literally just came.”
盛王按照他的提醒完成了。“我真的刚刚来。”


“Oh, then what are you revising with?” Gao Tianyang jabbed the brand new teaching material, saying, “Textbooks?”
“哦,那你在修改什么?”高天阳戳了戳崭新的教材,说:“课本?






“Revision?” Sheng Wang repeated, “You said revision?”
“修改?”盛王重复道:“你说修改?


“Yeah.”
“是啊。”


Sheng Wang suddenly had an ominous feeling, he asked dully, “Why do I need to revise?”
盛王忽然有种不祥的预感,他呆滞地问:“我为什么需要修改?


Gao Tianyang said, “Because we are having a test tomorrow.”
高天阳说:“因为我们明天要考。


Sheng Wang: “???”
王盛:“???”






“What are we doing tomorrow?”
“我们明天要做什么?”


“Test.”
“测试。”


Sheng Wang used a gaze that said what is this sleeptalk and looked at him. “Test what? Content from year one?”
盛王用一道说这是什么梦话的目光,看向他。“测试什么?第一年的内容?


“That’s last semester’s final exam, what year one topic would they even test us with.” Gao Tianyang pointed at the teaching material Sheng Wang just received today and said, “They’ll test these.”
“那是上学期的期末考试,他们甚至会用哪一年的主题来测试我们。”高天阳指着盛王今天刚收到的教材说:“他们会测试这些。


Sheng Wang: “......”
王盛:“......”


Say that again?
再说一遍?






Maybe the way he froze up was a little dorky, Gao Tianyang laughed like crazy.
也许是他僵住的样子有点昏昏欲睡,高天阳笑得像疯了一样。


Sheng Wang pointed at the teaching material, and used a completely monotone voice. “Dean Xu told me that this is your new teaching material for this semester.”
盛王指着教材,用了完全单调的声音。“徐院长告诉我,这是你这学期的新教材。”


“Theoretically it is.” Gao Tianyang said, “But we are already done with it. Today’s August 8th, right? We started summer break from July 10th, just ten days, and then we came back for class. We just finished two days ago.”
“理论上是这样。”高天阳说:“可是我们已经完了。今天是8月8日,对吧?我们从7月10日开始放暑假,只有十天,然后我们就回来上课了。我们两天前才结束。


“What subject?”
“什么科目?”


“In any case we are already done with math and physics and chem, language is slightly slower, and English never followed the textbook in the first place.”
“无论如何,我们已经完成了数学、物理和化学,语言稍微慢一些,而且英语从一开始就没有遵循教科书。”


Sheng Wang felt as if he was suffocating. “So I will need to take a test for five subjects that I have never learned before?”
盛王感觉自己好像要窒息了。“所以我需要参加五门我以前从未学过的科目的考试?”


“Yes.”
“是的。”


“Can I take medical leave?”
“我可以请病假吗?”


“Probably not.” Gao Tianyang purposely acted as someone who had been through too much and said, “Friend, you have a long struggle ahead, and you are on your own. When you graduate, all you need to do is to find someone to beat Big Mouth Xu up.”
“可能不会。”高天阳故意装作经历太多的人,说:“朋友,你前面还有很长的斗争,你靠自己。等你毕业了,你只需要找人把徐大嘴揍一顿。






This was overly thrilling, to the extent that till the end of the day, student Sheng Wang was in a state of mental drunkenness; in short, he was completely gone.
这太惊险了,以至于直到一天结束,学生盛王都处于精神醉酒的状态;总之,他彻底消失了。


It was only when the chauffeur, Uncle Xiao-Chen, called his phone, then he realised that self study was over. Most of the people in the classroom already left. Gao Tianyang seemingly spoke to him right before he left, the unpleasant presence behind him also disappeared.
直到司机小陈叔叔拨通了他的电话,他才意识到自学已经结束了。教室里的大多数人已经离开了。高天阳似乎在他离开之前和他说话,他身后那不愉快的存在也消失了。






He received his dad Sheng Mingyang’s call when he was half way home. His dad was truly his flesh and blood dad, a “Mn” was all it took for him to realise that something was wrong.
他在回家的半路上接到了爸爸盛明阳的电话。他的父亲确实是他的骨肉父亲,一个“Mn”就让他意识到出了问题。


“Are you okay? Did something happen to you?” Sheng Mingyang asked.
“你还好吗?你出事了吗?盛明阳问道。


Sheng Wang leaned his head against the car window, lazily sprawling on the car seats behind, and said numbly, “I’ll like to bother you with a request.”
盛王把头靠在车窗上,懒洋洋地趴在后面的汽车座椅上,麻木地说:“我想打扰你一个请求。


“Say it?”
“说出来?”


“I want to quit school.”
“我想辍学。”


“......”






Sheng Mingyang blanked out for a moment, he couldn’t help but laughed. “Aiyoh, is this still my son?”
盛明阳一时茫然,忍不住笑了起来。“哎呀,这还是我儿子吗?”


Sheng Wang had the personality of a peacock spreading its tail open ever since he was a kid; it was only when he was acting unreasonable and shameless then he would say “I can’t do it”, when he got older he never heard that ever again. A sudden reappearance of this tone made Sheng Mingyang a little rueful, even his tone became much gentler. “Come tell your papa, what got you like this?”
王盛从小就有张开尾巴的孔雀性格;只有当他表现得不讲理、无耻时,他才会说“我做不到”,当他长大后,他再也没有听到过这样的话。这语气的突然再次出现,让盛明阳有些惋惜,就连语气也变得温和了许多。“来告诉你爸爸,你怎么会变成这样?”






Sheng Wang let out a “ha”, and was just about to pour out all his complaints, until he heard an indistinct and muffled voice from Sheng Mingyang’s side. It was the low voice of a woman. Sheng Mingyang’s voice also muffled; he probably replied to her while covering the phone.
盛王“哈”了一声,刚要把所有的抱怨都倾诉出来,就听到盛明阳身边传来一个含糊不清、低沉的声音。那是一个女人低沉的声音。盛明阳的声音也低沉了下来;他可能是在捂住电话的时候回复了她。


Sheng Wang stopped, and suddenly his interest waned.
盛王停了下来,突然兴致减弱了。






“Nothing much, I was just saying, I’ll hang up now.” The corner of his mouth tugged as he spoke, his tone still sounding light and carefree.
“没什么大不了的,我只是说,我现在就挂断电话。”说着嘴角一拉,语气依然轻盈无忧。


“Oh, then where are you now?” Sheng Mingyang asked.
“哦,那你现在在哪里?”盛明阳问道。






Sheng Wang turned to look outside the window. The car just went past Green Sun main street, and he could vaguely see a side road the car could turn into in the near distance, a few more moments of driving and they would reach White Horse Alley. A few carts selling snacks stopped at the alley entrance, steaming god knows what, a thin smoke spreaded out at the walls of the alley entrance.
盛王转头看向窗外。车子刚经过绿太阳大街,他隐约看到近处有一条小路,车子可以转入,再开几分钟,他们就会到达白马巷。几辆卖零食的推车停在巷口,热气腾腾的天知道是什么,巷口的墙壁上弥漫着一缕薄烟。






White Horse Alley was where his ancestral home was located, he only stayed there until he was five before he moved away. Before he was eight, he would occasionally make some return with his mom, after he turned eight, his mom passed away, and he never came back.
白马巷是他祖居的地方,他只在那里待到五岁才搬走。在他八岁之前,他偶尔会和妈妈一起回来,八岁后,妈妈去世了,他就再也没有回来过。


The change here was actually quite massive, he also did not have a deep impression of his childhood.
这里的变化其实是相当巨大的,他对自己的童年也没有很深的印象。


But as he watched that cloud of smoke, he surprisingly felt a trace of longing.
但当他看着那团烟雾时,却意外地感受到了一丝思念。






When Xiao-Chen drove the car into the courtyard, Sheng Mingyang was already standing there and waiting.
当小陈把车开进院子的时候,盛明阳已经站在那里等着了。


The sky was ashen blue with a tinge of darkness, some houses already turned on their lights. Sheng Wang left the car with his head lowered, then he heard his dad gently call his pet name. “Wang-zai, this is your Auntie Jiang, this is Auntie Jiang’s son, Jiang Tian. He’s slightly older than you, call him Ge.”
天空是灰蓝色的,带有一丝黑暗,一些房子已经开了灯。盛王低着头下了车,这时他听到爸爸轻轻地叫着他的宠名。“王仔,这是你的江阿姨,这是江阿姨的儿子,江天。”他比你大一点,叫他葛吧。






Jiang who???
江谁???


Sheng Wang blanked out, and abruptly looked up.
盛王茫然,猛地抬起头来。






(I figured that we're already at the bottom of the page so there's no need to insert the note up there ahaha)
(我想我们已经在页面底部了,所以没有必要在那里插入注释啊哈哈)


Translator's notes:
译者注:


Wang-zai: 望仔 in chinese, which is a play on Sheng Wang's/盛望's name and popular brand/logo, 旺仔. It's the picture of the cartoon boy on the home page, and can be found on products like Hot Kid Milk. 仔 is a suffix added on to a name, roughly meaning 'kid'. Both are pronounced in the exact same way, 'wang-zai'.
旺仔:中文中的望仔,是盛望的名字和流行品牌/标志旺仔的玩弄。这是主页上卡通男孩的照片,可以在 Hot Kid Milk 等产品上找到。仔是名字后缀,大致意思是“孩子”。两者的发音完全相同,“wang-zai”。




Ge: 哥 in cn, meaning 'older brother'. HOWEVER people can also call unrelated people 哥 for respect or as terms of familiarity. Throughout the tl, I will be keeping most iterations of 哥 as 'ge' rather than translating to older brother all the time, as the novel will be touching on the ambiguity of this term.
Ge:cn 中的哥,意思是“哥哥”。然而,人们也可以称呼不相关的人为哥,以表示尊重或作为熟悉的称呼。在整个 tl 中,我将把哥的大多数迭代保留为“ge”,而不是一直翻译成哥哥,因为小说将触及这个术语的歧义。






*re-edited: 22/12/20
*重新编辑:22/12/20






Chapter 003 - Tests
第003章 测试






For How Long Do You Intend to Keep My Paper From Me?
你打算把我的论文留给我多久?






The sparsely lit lamps carved out light and shadow in the courtyard, Jiang Tian stood in that patch of shadow. He had a tall stature, and the unique nimble figure of youth, yet he was not overly lanky. He carried his school bag on one shoulder, his thumb hooked onto the black colour strap, and kept his head looking in a different direction.
稀疏的灯在院子里雕刻出光影,江甜站在那片影子里。他身材高挑,有着年轻时特有的灵巧身材,却又不过分瘦长。他单肩扛着书包,拇指钩在黑色带子上,头一直看向不同的方向。


It was only when Sheng Mingyang dragged his son over then he finally turned to face them, and immediately the expression of having eaten spoilt food appeared.
直到盛明阳拖着儿子走过来,他才终于转身面对他们,顿时出现了吃过变质食物的表情。


After seeing the extent of the other person’s unhappiness, Sheng Wang felt a little more invigorated.
看到对方不开心的程度后,盛王感到多了几分精神。






“It’s my fault, I really did not do my part as an elder well. I only just found out that Xiao-Tian(1) is also a year two studying at Fuzhong(2), the two of you are in the same class!” Sheng Mingyang had his arm over his son’s shoulders, and attempted to move Sheng Wang, who was still rooted to the ground, a step forward: “So therefore, did the two of you already meet in the day?”
“这是我的错,我真的没有做好作为长辈的本分。我才知道,小天(1)也是在福中(2)读二年级的,你们两个是同班的!盛明阳搂着儿子的肩膀,试图将还扎根在地的盛王往前移一步:“所以,你们两个白天就已经见过了吗?


Apparently interacting with his own son was not enough, he even looked up at Jiang Tian, as if Jiang Tian would give him the time of day.
显然和自己的亲生儿子互动还不够,他甚至抬头看向江甜,仿佛江甜会给他一天的时间。


Jiang Tian obviously did not respond to him.
江甜显然没有回应他。






It only took a moment’s effort for Jiang Tian to already revert his expression back to a cold one, he looked at Sheng Wang like he was looking at a stranger.
只用了片刻的努力,江甜的表情就已经恢复了冰冷,他看着盛王,就像在看一个陌生人一样。


“Xiao-Tian.” Someone softly called.
“小天。”有人轻声呼唤。






After hearing a woman’s gentle voice, Sheng Wang then remembered that other than Jiang Tian, there was actually a more important person on the scene——
听到一个女人温柔的声音后,盛王这才想起,除了江甜,现场其实还有一个更重要的人——


Jiang Ou stood right next to her son, and was simply dressed. Her style was completely different from what he thought it would be. She was considered to be more willowy among women, yet she was still a good chunk shorter than Jiang Tian. Not only did this juxtaposition make her seem completely harmless, she even gave off a sense of delicate cordiality.
江鸥就站在儿子旁边,穿着简单。她的风格与他想象的完全不同。她在女性中被认为更柳树,但她仍然比江甜矮了一大块。这种并置不仅让她看起来完全无害,甚至还散发出一种细腻的亲切感。






She tugged at her son’s elbow, and quietly said: “Xiao-Tian? Uncle Sheng was asking you something, you are classmates with Xiao-Wang(3), and already met him, right?”
她拉了拉儿子的胳膊肘,轻声说:“小天?盛叔问你一件事,你们和小王(3)是同学,已经见过他了吧?






Jiang Tian turned his head, the space between his brows quickly wrinkled, the expression in that instance was full of his instinctive impatience and resistance. And yet, in the end he was not able to withstand the gaze of his own mom, a moment of rigidity later he turned his head back, and tossed out a neutral line: “Was asleep for the entire day, didn’t notice.”
江甜转过头,眉间迅速皱起,那一阵的表情,充满了本能的不耐烦和抗拒。然而,最终他还是无法承受亲妈的目光,一阵僵硬后他转过头来,抛出一句中性台词:“睡了一整天,没注意到。


Sheng Wang said internally, bullshit, you liar.
盛王内心说,废话,你这个骗子。






If the conversation kept going on, it would only become more awkward. Sheng Mingyang intervened and mediated at the nick of time.
如果谈话继续下去,只会变得更加尴尬。盛明阳在关键时刻介入调解。


He gave a laugh: “It’s the first day of being classmates, it’s only too normal to not remember so many faces. You will slowly become close after you get to be along with each other for a while, we have plenty of time ahead.”
他笑了笑:“这是成为同学的第一天,不记得那么多面孔太正常了。你们相处一段时间后,你们会慢慢变得亲近的,我们前面的时间还很长。


Jiang Tian looked at him expressionlessly, the thumb on his bag strap slipped, and pulled his bag upwards. His attitude seemed as if he was going to leave and walk away the very next second.
江甜面无表情地看着他,包带上的拇指滑落,将包向上拉。他的态度似乎下一秒就要离开并走开。






Just as expected, he opened his mouth and spoke in a low voice: “I’ll go——”
果不其然,他张了张嘴,低声说道:“我去——”


“Go accompany your mom for a meal, wouldn’t you?” Jiang Ou’s gentle voice held a tinge of cautiousness, sounding very much almost like a plea.
“去陪吃顿饭吧?”江鸥温柔的声音中带着一丝谨慎,听起来几乎像是在恳求。


Jiang Tian: “......”
江田:“......”






Sheng Wang thought he almost saw the soul within this person’s flesh suit violently struggle for a bit, and then sullenly lay back down.
盛王以为自己差点看到这个人肉衣里面的灵魂剧烈地挣扎了一会儿,然后闷闷不乐地躺了回去。


He was rejoicing very much in watching other people’s misery, but he soon was unable to rejoice, as after Jiang Ou dealt with her son, she turned and smiled at him.
他看着别人的苦难,很开心,但很快就高兴不了,因为江鸥处理完儿子后,转身对他笑了笑。






It was the first time Sheng Wang got a proper look at this woman’s front view, in the instance she smiled, he suddenly discovered that her looks half resembled his mom’s.
盛王第一次好好看过这个女人的正视,在她微笑的时候,他突然发现她的长相和他妈妈有一半相似。


Maybe the lighting blurred her features, maybe both their cheeks had a light dimple.
也许灯光模糊了她的五官,也许他们的脸颊都有一个浅淡的酒窝。


Or maybe it had been too long, no matter how hard he tried to strengthen it, the colours of the person in his memories faded irreversibly, and was no longer that clear anymore, even to the point that it was gradually blending in with a certain stranger……
又或者说是时间太久了,无论他怎么努力强化,记忆中那个人的颜色都不可逆转地褪去,不再那么清晰,甚至逐渐融入了某个陌生人......






“Xiao-Wang?” Jiang Ou asked him uncertainly.
“小王?”江鸥不确定地问他。


Sheng Wang snapped out of it, he suddenly was no longer in the mood to even give a half hearted excuse, he muttered: “I have gastric, dad, I’m going upstairs first.”
盛王啪的一声说了出来,他顿时连一个半心半意的借口都没了,他嘟囔道:“我有胃了,爸,我先上楼了。






“Hey don’t run away, what about dinner?” Sheng Mingyang did not manage to grab him even though he wanted to, “Didn’t we go through this, are you not going to reward a little face(4) for your dad?”
“哎,别跑了,晚饭呢?”盛明阳想抓住他也没能抓住他,“我们不是经历了这些吗,你不打算给你爸奖励一点面子(4)吗?


Sheng Wang doved indoors with his bag in his hands, and said without looking back: “Your son has tests tomorrow, with not a single subject out of five learned yet, the hell with time for dinner.”
盛王手里拿着包子往室内俯冲,头也不回地说:“你儿子明天要考试,五科一科都没学到,见鬼有吃饭的时间。






The hired lady presented him his slippers, and he shuffled upstairs. When he reached the corner, he could not help but take a single glance outside the window. They were still in the courtyard downstairs, Sheng Mingyang was saying something to Jiang Ou.
雇工的女士把拖鞋递给他,他拖着脚步上楼。当他走到拐角处时,他忍不住看了窗外一眼。他们还在楼下的院子里,盛明阳正在对江鸥说些什么。


It could not be anything but to explain how his son had a young master temper, take it lightly and it would be over, do not take it personally.
只能解释一下他儿子怎么有少爷脾气,掉以轻心就完了,不要放在心上。






Jiang Tian was still trapped in his mother’s grip, and could not leave. He stood in the darkness apathetically, his spare hand holding his phone, his head lowered as he scrolled.
江甜还被母亲困在手里,无法离开。他冷漠地站在黑暗中,另一只手拿着手机,低着头滚动。


He was barely on his phone before it was as if he detected something, and looked upwards unexpectedly, towards him.
他几乎没有在玩手机,就好像发现了什么,出乎意料地向上看向他。


Sheng Wang was startled, and quickly left.
盛王吓了一跳,赶紧离开了。






He placed a sign that said “Do not knock” on his door handle, locked his room from the inside, stuffed in his earpieces and turned the volume higher, high to the point that he would not be able to even hear thunder, then he sat down.
他在门把手上放了一个写着“请勿敲门”的牌子,从里面锁上了房间,塞进耳机,把音量调高,高到连雷声都听不到,然后坐下来。


The new teaching material was laid out in a row across the table, he curled up in his chair, and spun his pen around.
新的教材在桌子上排成一排,他蜷缩在椅子上,转来转去。






The screen on the phone he left at the side lit up for a bit, and lit up yet again. He accumulated a few before he finally reached out to unlock his phone,
他留在一旁的手机屏幕亮了一会儿,然后又亮了起来。他积攒了几张,终于伸手解锁了手机,






The one sending him messages on WeChat was his deskmate from his previous school, he was not super good at studying, but he was upright and loyal, and had natural heroic energy. Sheng Wang often felt that he was not there for school, but was there to ascend Mount Liang.(5) As long as the person was alive, people from all the way in year one to year three were acquaintances with him.
微信给他发信息的是他以前学校的同桌,他学习不是超级好,但为人耿直忠诚,有着天生的英雄气概。盛王常常觉得自己不是来上学的,而是来攀登梁山的。(5)只要这个人还活着,从一年级到三年级,一路走来的人都是他熟人。






StarAniseCrab:
八角蟹:


The sciences exam papers from year 2’s end of semester? What do you want this for? Big boss don’t tell me…...you are already preparing for classes the moment summer vacation started?
二年级学期末的科学试卷?你想要这个是为了什么?大老板别告诉我......暑假开始时你就已经在准备上课了?






StarAniseCrab:
八角蟹:


Wait that doesn’t seem right, why would you even want exam papers for revision?
等等,这似乎不对,你为什么还要试卷进行修改?






StarAniseCrab:
八角蟹:


Big boss?(6) Reply to me.
大老板?(6)回复我。






StarAniseCrab:
八角蟹:


Sheng-ge?
胜哥?






StarAniseCrab:
八角蟹:


Class monitor! Fine, you won’t even look at the messages if I don’t send over the exam pics.
班级班长!好吧,如果我不发送考试照片,你甚至不会看这些消息。






Sheng Wang spun his pen around and jabbed at the screen with one hand——
盛王转了转笔,一只手在屏幕上刺了戳——


Canned:(7)
罐头:(7)


I just saw that.
我刚刚看到了这一点。






StarAniseCrab:
八角蟹:


Pretend, go on and keep pretending. You’re just lazy, and think that it’s too much effort to even send another message, every time you would wait for the messages to accumulate before you would even reply altogether.
假装,继续,继续假装。你只是懒惰,认为发送另一条消息太费力了,每次你都会等待消息累积后再完全回复。






StarAniseCrab:
八角蟹:


See, you are doing it again.
看,你又在做这件事了。






StarAniseCrab:
八角蟹:


Fine, you’re handsome, you can get away with anything. I already acquired the exam questions for you, one copy each for math physics and chemistry, right? Why don’t you want the papers for languages? Why are you practising subjects discrimination.
好吧,你很帅,你可以逃脱任何惩罚。我已经给你拿到了试题,数学、物理和化学各一份,对吧?你为什么不想要语言论文?你为什么要实行科目歧视。






Canned:
罐装的:


You’re the discriminatory one here, I won’t have time for this many tonight, got to learn to give and take.
你是这里的歧视者,今晚我没有时间做这么多,必须学会给予和索取。






StarAniseCrab:
八角蟹:


What the heck? One night? What are you(8) doing? And also aren’t you so usually so lazy to the point that you refuse to send messages if you could just send voice messages, what’s up with you today? You actually manually typed two messages.
这到底是什么?一个晚上?你(8)在做什么?而且你不是平时很懒惰,以至于如果你可以发送语音消息,你就拒绝发送消息,你今天是怎么回事?您实际上手动输入了两条消息。






Sheng Wang’s finger hovered above the screen as he ‘tsked’, finally gave up on typing, and sent a voice message over: “This is because I just arrived at this tragedy of a school today, they have a weekly test tomorrow, testing them on everything taught in the first semester of year two. If I don’t embrace Buddha’s leg at the last minute(9) I would get zeroes across all five subjects. No time for language and English, it’s all on fate now, the three subjects math, physics and chem are still worthy of a deathbed struggle.”
王盛的手指悬停在屏幕上方,“啧”了一声,终于放弃了打字,发来了一条语音信息:“这是因为我今天刚到这所学校的悲剧,他们明天每周都会进行考试,测试他们二年级第一学期教的所有内容。如果我在最后一刻不拥抱佛陀的腿(9),我会在所有五个科目中得到零分。没有时间学习语言和英语,现在一切都取决于命运,数学、物理和化学这三门学科仍然值得在临终前奋斗。






StarAniseCrab replied him with eight black man question mark stickers (10), and then sent the three papers over without any further questions, even attaching a single voice message with it.
StarAniseCrab 回复了他八张黑人问号贴纸(10 张),然后将这三张纸寄了过来,没有任何进一步的问题,甚至还附上了一条语音信息。


“No, I don’t think I understand yet. Even if you do one paper for one subject you would still barely score? There’s no way people would test the exact same questions on these papers.”
“不,我想我还不明白。即使你为一门科目写一篇论文,你仍然勉强得分?人们不可能在这些试卷上测试完全相同的问题。






Sheng Wang: “Who said I’m doing the papers”
王盛:“谁说我在做论文”


StarAniseCrab: “Then what are you doing with it?”
StarAniseCrab:“那你拿它做什么?






Sheng Wang: “I’ll highlight the key points according to their score weightage in the tests. There may be a wide range of diversity of questions asked in tests across provinces, but the main difficult points are still somewhat similar. I’ll take a look at which component scores the most, gather them together and huddle them tonight, the cost-performance ratio is better that way.”
王盛:“我会根据他们在考试中的分数权重来突出关键点。跨省考试中提出的问题可能多种多样,但主要难点还是有些相似。我会看看哪个组件得分最高,今晚把它们聚集在一起,这样性价比更好。


StarAniseCrab: “This works too?”
StarAniseCrab:“这也有效?


Sheng Wang: “I already said, this is a deathbed struggle.”
盛王:“我已经说过了,这是一场临终前的斗争。


StarAniseCrab: “What about the rest then?”
StarAniseCrab:“那剩下的呢?


Sheng Wang: “It’s all up to fate.”
盛王:“都是命运。






After replying with that line, the little young master suddenly felt a wave of heartache. He had mixed around in the Jianghu(11) for sixteen and a half years, and yet the day where he had to rely on fate for exams arrived.
回了那句台词后,小少爷顿时感到一阵心痛。他在江湖混迹了十六年半,然而他要靠命运考试的日子来了。


He thought for a bit, and asked Crab: “What is that answer-guessing mnemonic chant again?”
他想了想,问螃蟹:“那猜答案的助记念又是什么?


StarAniseCrab: “Ay, you wait for a bit, I got it noted down on the first page of my notebook, I’ll send a pic to you. My god, I can’t believe I get to see the day you use the answer-guessing mnemonic chant, what a call for universal celebration.”
StarAniseCrab:“哎呀,你等一下,我把它记在了笔记本的第一页上,我会给你发一张照片。天哪,我不敢相信我能看到你使用猜谜助记符圣歌的那一天,这是多么值得普遍庆祝的呼唤。






Twelve plus, midnight, Sheng Wang settled chemistry and physics, his eyes dry and aching. However, his stomach was the one that ached even worse——he was on the verge of starving to death.
十二点多,午夜,盛王沉淀了化学和物理,眼睛干涩而疼痛。然而,他的胃却是更痛的——他已经快要饿死了。


He went two rounds around his room, searched through three snack hoarding spots, and was unable to find any spare food at all. He had no other choice but to open his door.
他绕着房间转了两圈,搜遍了三个零食囤积点,根本找不到任何多余的食物。他别无选择,只能打开门。






As expected, there was a post-it stuck to his door, with 「There’s washed red grapes in the fridge, and matsutake with shredded chicken porridge left heated in the kitchen. Don’t eat the rest at night, it’s bad for your stomach.」written on it.
果然,门上贴着一张便利贴,上面写着「冰箱里有洗过的红葡萄,还有厨房里加热的松茸和鸡丝粥。晚上不要吃剩下的,对胃不好。」上面写着。


This was left behind by the hired lady, Sheng Mingyang was often not home, without a parent making sure, Sheng Wang’s three meals were irregular. Every time the lady did not receive a response from knocking, she would leave some food suitable for eating in the middle of the night, thus providing him some ease whenever he would go down to hunt for food. Eventually, it became an unspoken convention between them.
这是雇来的小姐留下的,盛明阳经常不在家,没有父母的把握,盛旺的三餐不规律。每当这位女士敲门没有得到回应时,她就会在半夜留下一些适合吃的食物,这样每当他下去打猎时,他都会得到一些轻松。最终,这成为了他们之间的一种不言而喻的约定。






With Sheng Mingyang’s schedule, he was definitely asleep by this time.
以盛明阳的日程安排,这个时候他肯定已经睡着了。


Sheng Wang did not even bother with his slippers, he wore his socks and silently went downstairs. Just as he opened the fridge, stuck his head inside and searched for food, he heard Sheng Mingyang’s low speaking voice from the balcony beyond the glass.
盛王连拖鞋都懒得,他穿着袜子,默默地下楼。就在他打开冰箱,把头探进去寻找食物的时候,他听到了玻璃外阳台上传来盛明阳低沉的说话声音。






He stopped for a moment, carried his red grapes and sneaked over. Sheng Mingyang was talking to someone, a hand on his phone, the other pinching the space between his brows, looking like he was extremely sleepy too. Still his tone was tender.
他停了下来,拎着红葡萄偷偷溜了过去。盛明阳正在和人说话,一只手放在手机上,另一只手捏着眉间的空间,看起来自己也困得不可开交。他的语气还是温柔的。






Sheng Mingyang told the person at the other end of the phone: “I’ve asked about the school dorms, he could only apply for it when school starts. Xiao-Tian can’t move over yet for the time being even if he wants to.”
盛明阳告诉电话那头的人:“我问过学校宿舍的事,他只能等开学的时候申请。小天暂时还不能搬过去,就算他想搬过去。


“Yes, moving in here first is better.”
“是啊,先搬进来比较好。”


“Actually, I would be happier if you stay here for the long term, the morning after tomorrow I’ll bring Xiao-Chen over to help you move. You can tell Xiao-Tian that the courtyard is symmetrical, both sides have their own bedrooms, living rooms and bathrooms, he could pretend that the two of us are splitting rent, and we just happen to share the kitchen.”
“其实,如果你长期留在这里,我会更高兴,后天早上我会把小陈带过来帮你搬家。你可以告诉小天,院子是对称的,两边都有自己的卧室、客厅和卫生间,他可以假装我们两个在分租,我们只是碰巧共用厨房。






The mouthful of grapes got stuck in Sheng Wang’s throat, his ear tips even reddened from choking.
那一口葡萄卡在了盛王的喉咙里,他的耳尖甚至因为噎住而红了。


He predicted that the two of them would soon officially move in after this meal, but he did not think that it would be this fast, so fast that he got three nightmares in a row that night.
他预言,这顿饭后,他们两个很快就会正式入住,没想到会这么快,快到当晚他连续做了三个噩梦。


He dreamed of getting chased by blank exam scripts, getting chased by dogs, and getting chased by Jiang Tian.(12)
他梦见被空白的考试稿追,被狗追,被江甜追。(12)






The weekly tests in Fuzhong were organised in a relatively screwed up manner, five subjects in one day, from seven in the morning, all the way to nine at night. The first subject tested was mathematics, possibly out of the desire to help them get their heads clear first thing in the morning.
福中每周的考试组织得比较混乱,一天五科,从早上七点,一直到晚上九点。测试的第一个科目是数学,可能是出于帮助他们早上第一件事就是让头脑清醒的愿望。






The invigilator counted the papers in front, and separated it into a few copies according to groups (13), getting the students sitting in front to pass it behind. Gao Tianyang who sat in front withdrew one copy, passed on the remaining to him, and conveniently asked: “So what do you plan to do?”
监考员清点前面的试卷,并按组(13)分成几份,让坐在前面的学生传到后面。坐在前面的高天阳撤回了一份,剩下的传给了他,方便地问道:“那你打算怎么办?


Sheng Wang gave a bitter laugh: “I’m done for, if nothing works choose C for all, at least better than no marks at all.”
王盛苦笑一声:“我完蛋了,如果没什么效果就全选 C,至少比完全没有标记好。


“You——” Gao Tianyang gave him a look, wanting to say more, but he hesitated, and silently shut up and sat properly under the invigilator’s stare.
“你——”高天阳看了他一眼,想多说什么,却犹豫了一下,默默地闭嘴,在监考员的注视下妥妥地坐了下来。






I what?
我什么?


Sheng Wang perplexed for a moment, but in the very next second, he knew why Gao Tianyang had that look on his face. It was because as he quickly scanned through the paper he discovered……
盛王一时疑惑,但下一秒,他就知道高天阳为什么会露出那种表情。这是因为当他快速浏览报纸时,他发现了......


There was no! Multiple choice questions! In mathematics!
没有!多项选择题!在数学上!






Just as he numbly meditated in silence, he suddenly received two jabs on his shoulder, Jiang Tian’s low, throaty voice came from behind: “You can also try filling in C for all fourteen fill-in-the-blanks questions.”
就在他默默麻木地沉思时,突然肩膀上被了两下刺,身后传来江天低沉、沙哑的声音:“十四道填空题,你也可以试试填 C。


“......”


Are you nuts?
你疯了吗?


Sheng Wang twisted his head and stared him down: “If I want to fill it in that way, then I’ll fill it in that way, it’s none of your business? You had to poke me to say it?”
盛王扭过头,低头盯着他:“如果我想那样填,那我就那样填,不关你的事?你非要戳我才说出来?


Jiang Tian looked at him, and unfolded his palm wide open: “I poked you because I wanted to ask, for how long do you intend to keep my paper from me?”
江天看着他,手掌张开:“我戳你是想问的,你打算瞒着我的纸多久?


Sheng Wang’s mind went blank for a moment: “......Oh, I forgot.”
盛王脑子一瞬空白:“......哦,我忘了。






Footnotes:
脚注:


Jiang Tian’s name ‘Tian’ but with a ‘xiao’ at the front, as an affectionate way to call someone younger than you
江恬的名字“甜”,但前面有一个“晓”,作为对比你年轻的人的亲切称呼




Name for affliated school, kept the hypy to make it more pronounced as a noun
附属学校的名称,保持炒作以使其作为名词更发音




Same case as Xiao-Tian, it’s Sheng Wang’s name turned into an affectionate nickname.
和小天一样,是盛王的名字变成了一个亲切的昵称。




Ah, the ‘face’ of chinese culture. In other words, he was asking his son to give him a little respect by turning up for the dinner.
啊,中国文化的'脸'。换句话说,他是在要求儿子参加晚宴来尊重他。




Mount Liang, a place said to be where heroes of the classic novel, Water Margin, began their journeys, or more broadly, a place where heroes went to.
梁山,据说是经典小说《水浒传》中的英雄们开始旅程的地方,或者更广泛地说,是英雄们去的地方。




Original word: 大佬, something that translates to tycoon/top shot/leader etc etc. Overall though, the meaning of this word has been used to describe someone who’s very powerful + good at what they are doing, therefore I’m using the term ‘big boss’ to kinda convey that he’s super respected by SAC for his abilities, but also boss also came from the idea of ‘boss level monsters’
原词:大佬,翻译过来就是大亨/头号人物/领袖等。总的来说,这个词的含义被用来描述一个非常强大+擅长他们正在做的事情的人,因此我使用“大老板”这个词来表达他的能力受到 SAC 的超级尊重,但老板也来自“老板级怪物”的想法




Sheng Wang’s WeChat name was a reference to his nickname, wang-zai, being that hot milk kid drink, a canned drink
盛王的微信名参考了他的昵称“wang-zai”,是那种热牛奶小子饮料,一种罐装饮料




He uses the respectful ‘you’ here
他在这里使用了尊重的“你”




Chinese proverb for seeking help at the last minute, has desperate energy to it
中国谚语在最后一刻寻求帮助,有绝望的能量




Confused Nick Young, the meme. It’s surprisingly well known in China.
困惑的尼克·杨,模因。它在中国出人意料地广为人知。




Milieu in which wuxia plays out, Sheng Wang was dramatising his experience as a student to one of a Xia, a rogue, in ancient historical drama
在武侠上演的环境中,盛王正在将他作为学生的经历戏剧化到古代历史剧中一个流氓夏的经历




Possibly a pun/foreshadow on how he would get ‘chased’/wooed by Jiang Tian lol
可能是关于他将如何被江甜“追逐”/求爱的双关语/伏笔哈哈




The groups here refer to columns by single row seats
此处的组是指按单排座位排列的列






Chapter 004 - A Small Target
第004章 小目标






Let’s Set You a Small Target
让我们给你设定一个小目标






This had to be the longest ever exam in history.
这一定是历史上最长的考试。


There was still 30 minutes before it was over, after twirling his pen around his pointer finger for two rounds, Sheng Wang settled it on the table. This was just a minor movement, and somehow he still attracted many looks——curious ones, nosey ones, sympathetic ones, and even just casual glances.
距离结束还有30分钟,用笔绕着食指转了两轮后,盛王把它摆在了桌子上。这只是一个小动作,不知怎的,他还是吸引了许多目光——好奇的、爱管闲事的、同情的,甚至只是不经意的目光。






At the age of being teens, rumours always spread quickly, there were no secrets between young people, every little thing could become common knowledge.
十几岁的时候,谣言总是传得很快,年轻人之间没有秘密,每一件小事都可以成为常识。


With one night, it was common knowledge that the hot transfer student in the top class, Class A, was in deep trouble for his five subjects, his scores probably trailed towards single digits, it was the tragedy of the century! Even the invigilator, a teacher from another class, could not help but look at him more than normal.
一夜之间,众所周知,尖子班 A 班的炙手可热的转学生,五科大吃一惊,成绩大概落后于个位数,简直是世纪悲剧!就连监考老师,一个来自另一个班级的老师,也忍不住比平时更看他一眼。






The bell rang right at the last second, the invigilator clapped: “Alright time’s up, put down your pens. Ay, the boy sitting near the window in the first column, quit writing. It’s all Class A students here, is this ten to twenty seconds really that important to you? Spare the students in the other classes, please.”
铃声在最后一秒响起,监考员鼓掌:“好了,时间到了,放下笔。哎呀,坐在第一栏窗边的男孩停止了写作。这里都是 A 班的学生,这十到二十秒对你来说真的那么重要吗?请饶过其他班级的学生。


Muffled laughter came from the people, that student released his pen, his face flushing red, and rubbed at the sweat coming out of his palms.
人们传来低沉的笑声,那个学生松开笔,脸涨得通红,揉了揉手心冒出的汗水。


“What are you so nervous for, isn’t it just the last question. The newbie is even calmer than you are.” The student behind him gave him a kick in his butt, and made a casual joke along the way. Everyone looked at Sheng Wang again.
“你这么紧张干什么,不就是最后一个问题吗?新手比你还要冷静。身后的学生踢了他一脚屁股,一路上随便开了个玩笑。众人又看向盛王。






Teasing like this could not be said to be good natured, but neither was it bad natured. This was only because he was a stranger, his words subconsciously alienated the newbie from the main group when his words were analysed. It was the inevitable beginning that came with every school transferral, Sheng Wang was used to it, and even played along with a laugh: “That’s right.”
这样的调侃不能说是好心,但也不是坏心。这只是因为他是陌生人,他的话在分析他的话时,下意识地疏远了新手和主力群体。这是每次转学都会带来的必然开始,盛王已经习惯了,甚至还笑着陪着玩:“没错。


Nobody expected that reply, and went dumbfounded.
没有人预料到会得到这样的回答,目瞪口呆。






“Don’t be loquacious, last student in every group, collect the papers from the back to the front.” After the invigilator finished, a chorus of chairs moving could be heard.
“别多说话了,每组最后一个学生,从后到前把卷子捡起来。”监考员结束后,可以听到椅子移动的合唱声。






Jiang Tian held on to his script and stood up, two finger tips knocked with a ‘du’ on Sheng Wang’s table, indicating him to hand in his script.
江甜抓着剧本站了起来,两指尖在盛王的桌子上'嘟'着敲了敲,示意他交上剧本。


Sheng Wang shot him a look, just as he was about to stuff his script at him, Gao Tianyang turned behind in the chaos and asked: “Are you okay?”
盛王给他拍了一眼,正要把剧本塞给他,高天阳乱中转身问道:“你没事吧?


“Kinda.” Sheng Wang said.
“金达。”“王盛说。






“Wow you can still smile.” Gao Tianyang gave him a thumbs up: “Your mental fortitude is good, if I end up in a situation like yours, I would probably just shut down.”
“哇,你还能笑。”高天阳对他竖起了大拇指:“你的精神刚毅不错,如果我落得最后落到你这样的境地,估计就关门了。


Going off topic was nothing, at least the pen was constantly moving. Having to suffer through two hours despite knowing nothing at all, that was the real torture.
跑题没什么,至少笔不停地动。在一无所知的情况下不得不忍受两个小时,这才是真正的折磨。






Quite a few students tried to peek, wanting to see exactly how blank Sheng Wang’s paper was. A sense of curiosity was normal, and Gao Tianyang was no exception.
不少学生试图偷看,想看看王盛的论文到底有多空白。好奇感是正常的,高天阳也不例外。


However, no one succeeded, as there was an impatient true · stone-faced top student standing in the way.
然而,没有人成功,因为有一个不耐烦的真·石脸高材生挡在路上。


Before they could catch anything, Jiang Tian already whisked the paper away. As Sheng Wang was about to speak, his hand suddenly emptied. By the time he raised his head and looked over, Jiang Tian was already knocking on Gao Tianyang’s desk.
还没等他们抓到什么,江甜就已经把纸拂走了。盛王正要说话,手突然空了。等他抬起头看过去的时候,江天已经敲响了高天阳的办公桌。


“Take it take it take it.” Gao Tianyang withered, and handed in his paper gloomily.
“拿走吧,拿走吧。”高天阳脸色萎靡,阴沉地递上了纸。






He finally endured through one subject.
他终于忍住了一门课。


Sheng Wang extended his arms and stretched his body. He then stood up with his cup.
盛王伸出双臂,伸展着身体。然后他端着杯子站了起来。


“What are you doing, student?” The invigilator looked at him in confusion.
“学生,你在做什么?”监考员疑惑地看着他。


Sheng Wang was even more confused than him: “I’m getting some water from the back?”
盛王比他更疑惑:“我从后面拿点水?






After he spoke he scanned around the classroom. He suddenly realised that everyone stayed put in their seats, he was the only one prepared to take a break.
说完,他扫视了教室。他突然意识到,每个人都坐在座位上,只有他准备休息一下。


The invigilator placed the collected scripts at the left of the teacher’s desk, and next, he took the leather packet on the right and said: “We’re not done yet, there’s still another paper, did you forget?”
监考员把收集到的剧本放在老师课桌的左边,接下来,他接过右边的皮包说:“我们还没完成,还有一张卷子,你忘了吗?


……


Huh?????
哼?????


Sheng Wang collapsed back into his seat, the invigilator started giving out the new paper after he opened the packet.
盛王瘫倒在座位上,监考员在他打开包后开始分发新试卷。






Gao Tianyang leaned backwards, his back touching his table, and said: “Oh right, was it that you didn’t know? We have two papers for math, the main paper comes first, and is collected after two hours. Next, we have an additional question, which takes another half an hour. Of course, the main paper will be given five minutes before the formal exam.”
高天阳向后靠了靠,背碰着自己的桌子,说道:“哦对了,是你不知道吗?我们有两篇数学试卷,主试卷在前,两个小时后收集。接下来,我们还有一个额外的问题,这还需要半小时。当然,正试前五分钟会给出主试。


He did not get any reply when he was done talking, a look behind, and he saw Student Sheng slouching in his chair, his head turned up, his expression already vexed.
说完没得到任何回应,回头一看,只见盛学生无精打采地坐在椅子上,抬起头,神情已经烦恼了。






“Let me ask just this, how many marks are your maths worth?” Sheng Wang’s tone already showed that he no longer had any vested interest in living.
“我问一下,你的数学值多少分?”盛王的语气已经表明,他已经没有任何活着的既得利益了。


“For the science students, 200 marks, the total for gaokao (1) is only 480 marks, go ahead and process this weightage with your soul.”
“对于理科生来说,200 分,高考 (1) 的总分只有 480 分,继续用你的灵魂处理这个权重。”


“......”






After he looked up for a few seconds, someone pressed a finger against the top of his head.
他抬头看了几秒钟后,有人用一根手指按在了他的头顶上。


Jiang Tian’s voice appeared again: “Get up from the edge of my desk. Take the paper.”
江恬的声音再次出现:“从我的书桌边上起来。拿走报纸。


It felt bizzare to have the top of his head touched by someone. The hairs stood up at Sheng Wang’s neck, he shot upright as if he was a corpse that suddenly sprung up (2). He took his own paper, and tossed the last copy behind him.
被人触摸他的头顶感觉很奇怪。生王的脖子上汗毛竖起,他笔直地射了起来,仿佛是一具突然冒出来的尸体(2)。他拿起自己的纸,把最后一份扔到身后。






With the weirdo in the form of mathematics that laid the foundation for him, the tests ahead of him were no longer a big deal anymore. In the blink of an eye, it was already nine at night.
有了数学形式的怪人为他奠定了基础,摆在他面前的考试不再是什么大问题。转眼间,已经是晚上九点了。


“Jiang Tian, Teacher Wu wants you to go to the office.” After the scripts were collected, a girl sitting next to the window passed the message.
“江天,吴老师要你去办公室。”剧本收集完毕后,坐在窗边的一个女孩传递了信息。






Sheng Wang turned around and looked, and witnessed the pestilence, wanting to leave right there and then initially, furrow his brows after he heard the message: “Now?”
盛王转身一看,目睹了瘟疫,想马上离开,然后听到信息后,最初皱起了眉头:“现在?


“Yeah. He came over the moment the bell rang and said that.” The girl pointed at the corner of the window, “He wants you to go the moment you finished the tests.”
“是的。铃声响起的那一刻,他就过来说了这句话。女孩指着窗角,“他要你一完成测试就走。


Jiang Tian looked like he was rushing for time, he did not look particularly pleased, and yet he dumped his bag and went.
江甜一副在赶时间的样子,看起来并没有特别高兴,却甩着包走了。






The school had coaches at night, and sent day-students(3) back to all over the city, all they needed was to tap their student cards. The pickup time was adjusted according to school ending times for year ones and to threes, on days like this with exams, the bus was similarly adjusted to pick them up at 9.20pm, the students would be left with plenty of time by the time they were done with handing their scripts, packing their bags, and walking to the carpark.
学校晚上有教练,把走读生(3)送回全城,他们只需要刷学生证。接机时间根据一年级和三年级的放学时间进行调整,在这样有考试的日子里,校车也同样调整为晚上 9 点 20 分接他们,当学生完成交稿、收拾行李并步行到停车场时,他们将有足够的时间。






“I’ll be leaving with the school bus, how about you?” Gao Tianyang asked.
“我会乘坐校车离开,你呢?”高天阳问道。


Sheng Wang was refilling his cup at the back of the class: “I’m waiting for someone.”
盛王在班级后面给杯子倒满:“我在等人。


“Sure, I’ll see ya tomorrow then.” He used an ‘er’ sound(4) that he learned from god knows where, and left with his bag. In the end, he was barely gone before he came right back, and said: “Bro, go make a trip to the office in front, Old He is looking for you, I ran into them the moment I left.”
“当然,到时候我明天见。”他用了从天知道从哪里学来的“呃”音(4),然后带着包离开了。最后,他才刚走,就马上回来了,说道:“兄弟,你去前面的办公室走一趟,老何找你,我一走就碰到了他们。






“Which Old He?” Sheng Wang took a sip of water, and asked.
“他是哪位老的?”盛王喝了一口水,问道。


“The homeroom teacher, if not which Old He.” Gao Tianyang said: “Oh right, you haven’t actually got the chance to meet him ever since you arrived. He had something going on and wasn’t in school yesterday, and today he was sent to another class to invigilate, figures that he was finally free now.”(5)
“班主任,如果不是哪个老何。”高天阳道:“哦对了,自从你来到这里之后,你其实就没有机会见到他了。他有事,昨天没在学校,今天他被送到另一个班级接受检查,他现在终于自由了。(5)






Gao Tianyang left the moment he passed the message. Sheng Wang put down his cup, sent a voice message to Uncle Xiao-Chen who came to fetch him, and finally made his way to the office.
高天阳在传递信息的那一刻就离开了。盛王放下杯子,给前来接他的小陈叔叔发了语音信息,终于来到了办公室。






There was a giant office for the year twos, all the main teaching staff were in there, as a teacher usually did not teach only only class, with the exception of Class A. Big Mouth Xu already showed him the way, the main subject teachers for Class A did not take on any other classes, therefore they had their own five-person office to themselves.
二年级有一个巨大的办公室,所有的主要教职员工都在那里,因为老师通常不只教课,除了 A 班。徐大嘴已经给他指路了,A 班的主科老师不接任何其他班,所以他们有自己的五人办公室。






Sheng Wang walked straight ahead, following the corridor.
盛王沿着走廊往前走。


Mingli Block was the territory of the year twos in Fuzhong, with four floors in total, and a few classes on every floor, other than the top floor. The top floor only had Class A, the staff office for Class A, a toilet, and two suspicious looking rooms.(6)
明丽街区是福中二年级的地盘,一共有四层,除了顶层,每层都有几节课。顶楼只有 A 班、A 班的职员办公室、一个厕所和两个看起来可疑的房间。(6)


There was no signage in front of the suspicious room, and it had been locked for the past two days. Sheng Wang could not tell what its purpose was.
可疑房间门前没有任何标牌,这两天一直被锁着。盛王说不清它的用途是什么。






He discovered that there was someone in the corridor as he nearly reached the office. The lamps were not switched on in the two suspicious looking rooms, a swarth of darkness covered the entrance, and two people stood there, talking to each other while their backs faced the corridor railing.
当他快要到达办公室时,他发现走廊里有人。两个看起来可疑的房间里的灯没有打开,一缕黑漆笼罩了入口,两个人站在那里,背对着走廊栏杆互相交谈。


A look was enough to tell him that the one whose back was facing him had to be Jiang Tian, the other one had to logically be Teacher Wu.
一个眼神就足以告诉他,背对着他的那个一定是江天,另一个按理来说一定是吴老师。






Sheng Wang did not have the habit of intruding in other people’s private business, but after all he was rather near, he could not help but to catch some words.
盛王没有打扰别人私事的习惯,但毕竟他比较近,他忍不住抓住了一些话。


“Sure, that’s what we’ll be doing for the exams, I’ll give Dean Xu a call tomorrow.” This was Teacher Wu speaking.
“当然,这就是我们考试要做的事情,我明天给徐院长打个电话。”这是吴老师在说话。


“En.” Jiang Tian’s reply was very simple.
“恩。”江甜的回答很简单。


“Then your dad——”
“那你爸——”


Jiang Tian cut Teacher Wu off just as he opened his mouth: “My matter has nothing to do with him.”
江甜刚开口就打断了吴老师的话:“我的事情和他无关。






As he said that, his voice abruptly turned frosty, emanating an indescribable sense of how completely fed up he sounded. Even Sheng Wang, who had beef with him, did not hear such a bad tone from him.
说着,他的声音突然变得冰冷,散发出一种难以形容的感觉,他听起来是多么的厌倦了。就连和他一起吃牛肉的盛王,也没有听到他这么恶劣的语气。


Teacher Wu did not speak anymore, and patted his shoulder.
吴老师没有再说话,拍了拍他的肩膀。


“Is there anything else teacher?” Jiang Tian was very straight forward with his question.
“老师,还有什么事吗?”江甜的问题很直截了当。


“No more, just these.”
“没有了,只有这些。”


“I’ll go first then.”
“那我先走吧。”






He was about to turn around and go after he finished saying what he said stiffly, when he made eye contact with Sheng Wang. In that moment, Sheng Wang felt a rare and subtle trace of guilt.
他僵硬地说完话就要转身走,这时他和盛王进行了眼神交流。那一刻,盛旺感到了一种难得的、微妙的愧疚。


One only needs to think for a second to realise that a conversation like this was not meant to be eavesdropped on.
人们只需要思考一下,就会意识到这样的对话并不是用来窃听的。


Sheng Wang said almost immediately: “He the Elderly got me to come to the office.”(7)
盛王几乎是立刻就说:“他老人让我来办公室了。(7)






Jiang Tian’s pitch-black pupils stared at Sheng Wang, not showing any signs of whether he bought into his words or not. He stood there for a few seconds, before expressionlessly lifting his legs. When he passed by Sheng Wang, he suddenly lowered his head, placed a hand on Sheng Wang’s shoulders and said indifferently: “Teacher He is barely thirty this year, not at the point of being called He the Elderly yet.”
江恬漆黑的瞳孔盯着盛王,没有任何迹象表明他是否相信他的话。他站在那里几秒钟,然后面无表情地抬起双腿。路过盛王身边时,突然低下头,一只手搭在盛王的肩膀上淡淡道:“何老师今年才三十岁,还没有到称呼何老者的地步。


He left without looking back after he spoke.
说完,他头也不回地离开了。






Sheng Wang stopped on the spot for a moment, and by the time he turned back to look there was already nobody at all in the corridor. He “tsked” internally, lifted his foot and stepped into the office. The homeroom teacher’s seat was the first one, there was a name place card on the table, the words “He Jin” written on it.
盛王在原地停了一会儿,等他回头看去,楼道里已经空无一人。他内心“啧啧”了一声,抬起脚步走进了办公室。班主任的座位是第一个,桌子上放着一张名片,上面写着“何进”三个字。


Just as Jiang Tian said, the homeroom teacher looked like someone who’s barely thirty, a goose egg shaped face was adorned with a pair of spectacles, the skin was very pale, and had curly hair that draped across the shoulders. Just a little effort into dressing up and looking good would be no hard matter at all. The only flaw was the thinness that added a little sickliness. (8)
正如江甜所说,班主任看起来就像一个不到三十岁的人,鹅蛋形的脸,戴着一副眼镜,皮肤非常苍白,一头卷发披在肩上。只要稍微努力打扮和看起来漂亮一点,一点也不难。唯一的缺陷是瘦弱增加了一点病态。(8)


That’s right, Teacher He was a female teacher, in charge of teaching Class A physics.
没错,何老师是一名女教师,负责教授 A 班物理。






Sheng Wang recalled the mistake he made earlier on with ‘He the Elderly”, and touched his nose with his pointer finger. This was all that idiot Gao Tianyang’s fault, he seriously called a homeroom teacher like this “Old He”,(9) what was he even thinking.
王盛回忆起自己早前在《何老》中犯的错误,用食指摸了摸鼻子。这都是那个白痴高天阳的错,他认真地称呼这样的班主任为“老何”,(9)他到底在想什么。






“You’re here?” He Jin’s eyes crescented behind her glasses, gentle and cordial.
“你来了?”何瑾的眼眸在眼镜后面弯月,温柔而亲切。


Sheng Wang also smiled back at her: “Is there something the teacher needs me for?”
盛王也回她笑了笑:“老师有什么需要我做的事吗?


“Not much really, it’s just that I wasn’t in school to welcome the new student yesterday, I feel a little bad about that.” She said to Sheng Wang: “And there is also the matter of your progress on academic content.”
“真的没什么,只是昨天我没有在学校迎接新生,我对此感到有点难过。”她对盛王说:“还有你在学术内容上的进步问题。






She used her chin to point behind her, and said: “We’ve already heard from Old Xu, you are a book behind for every subject, it’s my fault for not being in school yesterday, if not I could have helped to file an appeal, you wouldn’t have needed to force yourself for today’s weekly test.”
她用下巴指了指身后,说道:“我们已经听老徐了,你每科都落后一本书,是我昨天没上学的错,要不是我能帮忙上诉,你也没必要强迫自己参加今天的周考。


Sheng Wang was all smiles on the outside but internally he spat out blood, saying to himself why didn’t you say so earlier!
盛王外表满脸笑容,但内心却吐血,自言自语道,你怎么不早点这么说!






He Jin was able to detect the emotional turmoil behind his smile. She was amused, and continued: “It was a little hard for you to endure through the 10+ hours today, wasn’t it?”
何进能够察觉到他微笑背后的情感波动。她被逗乐了,继续说道:“你今天忍受的10+个小时有点辛苦,不是吗?


Sheng Wang humbly said: “It wasn’t just a little.”
盛王谦虚地说:“不只是一点点。


The other teachers were also amused, including Teacher Wu who was speaking to Jiang Tian earlier on: “It’s okay, we know about your situation, we won’t be treating your results for real this time round, five marks ten marks are both normal, don’t feel stressed out.”
其他老师也被逗乐了,包括刚才和江甜说话的吴老师:“没事,你的情况我们知道,这次我们不会真的对待你的成绩,五分十分都是正常的,不要觉得压力过大。


“Hold on, I don’t care about the rest, but it would be too much if he got five to ten marks for language wouldn’t it?”
“等等,其他的我不在乎,但如果他在语言上得到五到十分,那就太过分了,不是吗?”


“It’s a bit much for English too.”
“这对英语来说也有点多。”






The teachers joked around clamorously, the atmosphere in the office lightened up for quite a bit. He Jin took a look at Sheng Wang, as if she was observing if he was nervous, and in the end she concluded that this student was truly unshakable.
老师们吵闹地开玩笑,办公室里的气氛变得轻松了一会儿。何进看了盛王一眼,似乎在观察他是否紧张,最终她断定,这个学生确实是不可动摇的。


She thus decided that she would not bother beating around the bush anymore, and headed straight to the point: “We won’t treat your results seriously this time, but the large gap in progress is an actual problem, and not a small one either. Class A’s syllabus is done very quickly, we have to finish all the content for high school within the first half of the semester, and cannot stop to wait for you. Therefore…...you will likely have to think of a solution on your own, and catch up on what you have missed while following the rest of the class in learning new content.”
于是她决定不再拐弯抹角了,开门见山:“这次我们不会认真对待你的成绩,但进度差距大是实际问题,而且也不小。A 班的教学大纲很快就完成了,我们要在上半学期内完成高中的所有内容,不能停下来等你。因此。。。。。。你可能不得不自己想一个解决方案,并在跟随班上其他人学习新内容的同时赶上你错过的内容。






This was all within Sheng Wang’s expectations, he nodded.
这一切都在盛王的预料之内,他点了点头。






He Jin continued: “Make good use of your spare time, you will definitely run into difficulty, but just grind your teeth and it will pass. During summer break, you have much more free time, our nightly self study only lasts until 8pm, and the night before exams we would not even have night self study, we would give you a holiday.”
何进继续说:“好好利用业余时间,肯定会遇到困难,但只要磨牙就过去了。暑假期间,你们有更多的空闲时间,我们每晚的自习只持续到晚上 8 点,考试前一天晚上我们甚至不会有夜间自习,我们会给你们放假。






It was the first time Sheng Wang heard that break being called a holiday, and let out a hollow laugh.
盛王第一次听到那间休息被叫放假,发出一声空洞的笑声。


The other few teachers laughed along again. He Jin waved her hand and said: “Don’t sound so hollow. Okay let’s continue with proper matters. This time round we won’t take your results seriously, but next week will be yet another weekly test, can I see some progress from you?”
其他几位老师又跟着笑了起来。何瑾摆摆手,说:“别听得那么空洞。好吧,让我们继续处理适当的事情。这一次我们不会认真对待你的结果,但下周将是另一场每周测试,我能看到你的一些进步吗?


“Of course you can.”
“当然可以。”






He Jin made eye contact with the other teachers, and said: “We roughly estimated how much you can catch up within a week, let’s set you a small target.”
何进和其他老师进行了眼神交流,说:“我们大致估计了你们一周内能赶上多少,给你们定个小目标。


Sheng Wang was straightforward with his answer: “Sure, how much?”
盛王直截了当地回答:“当然,多少钱?






“The total marks for physics and chemistry, these two subjects, is 120, we hope that you can hit above 50 after a week. Setting aside the annex question, the total for maths is 160, you should try to get 70. We won’t set anything for language and English, we’ll see how it goes.”
“物理和化学这两门科目的总分是 120 分,我们希望你一周后能达到 50 分以上。抛开附件问题不谈,数学的总分是 160,你应该尽量得到 70。我们不会为语言和英语设定任何东西,我们会看看进展如何。


As He Jin kept talking, she noticed that the expression on this new student’s face was a little odd, and asked: “Are you okay, is this a little too hard?”
何瑾说着说着,注意到这个新生脸上的表情有些奇怪,问道:“你没事吧,这是不是有点太难了?


“No.”
“没有。”


“Then what is it?”
“那是什么?”


Sheng Wang let out a “hm”, and said: “Nothing, let’s keep the target like this for now.”
盛王“嗯”了一声,说道:“没什么,目标就这样暂时留着吧。






The teachers were bewildered for an entire day, in the end during night self study on the next day when the weekly tests were marked, the new student who just got the teaching material the day before got the following scores:
老师们懵了一整天,最后在批改周试的第二天夜间自习中,前一天刚拿到教材的新生拿到了以下成绩:


Chemistry and physics scored a 62 and 68 respectively, an 83 for maths, and his language and English were both a good chunk better than Class A’s average. (10)
化学和物理分别得到 62 分和 68 分,数学得分为 83 分,他的语言和英语都比 A 班的平均水平高出很多。(10)






Translator's notes:
译者注:





-LONG CHUNKY EXPLANATION OF JIANGSU GAOKAO-
-江苏高考长篇大块解读-


Sigh. Okay, so Jiangsu is known for its notoriously difficult gaokao. Different from the majority of the provinces, Jiang su’s total score is 480. The total score is calculated via ‘3 + academic level test + overall quality’. The ‘3’ refers to ‘English, math, and foreign language’, 160 marks for language (+40 marks of extra questions as a humanities student), 160 for maths (+ 40 marks of extra questions as a sciences student). The ‘academic level tests’ consists of the following 7 subjects: physics, chemistry, biology, history, geography, IT. Anyways the gist is that humanities students have to take history + something else, sciences students have to take physics + pick one from biology and chemistry. Sheng Wang’s class takes physics and chemistry. The number of marks for a paper is like around 150? The text hasn’t stated that yet. But the ‘sciences’ aka physics and chemistry would be recalculated to a total of 120 in gaokao if I’m not wrong?? Will update this again. Basically Sheng Wang didn’t pass but performed way above expectations. Jesus christ this is confusing. I think the score per paper is /150 in his test in this case.
叹息。好吧,所以江苏以其出了名的困难高考而闻名。与大多数省份不同的是,江苏的总分是 480 分。总分通过“3 + 学术水平测试 + 综合素质”计算。“3”是指“英语、数学和外语”,语言 160 分(人文学生额外问题 +40 分),数学 160 分(理科学生额外问题 + 40 分)。“学术水平测试”由以下 7 个科目组成:物理、化学、生物、历史、地理、IT。无论如何,要点是人文学生必须选修历史+其他东西,理科学生必须选修物理+从生物和化学中选一个。王盛的班选修物理和化学。一篇论文的分数大约是 150 分?文本还没有说明这一点。但是,如果我没记错的话,“科学”又名物理和化学将在高考中重新计算为总共 120 个?将再次更新。基本上,王盛没有通过,但表现远远超出预期。耶稣基督,这令人困惑。我认为在这种情况下,他的测试中每篇论文的分数是 /150。






Footnotes:
脚注:


Gaokao: college entrance exams
高考:高考




A chinese idiom
中国成语




Technically the meaning would be “students who do not stay in the school dormitories”, but I figured I might as well make it a noun here.
从技术上讲,它的意思是“不住在学校宿舍的学生”,但我想我不妨在这里把它做成一个名词。




He added an ‘er’ in his original line, which is why i changed the ‘you’ to ‘ya’ to indicate a change in formality/tone
他在原来的台词中添加了一个“er”,这就是为什么我将“you”改为“ya”以表示正式/语气的变化




the ‘him’ used in the text could also be gender neutral
文本中使用的“他”也可以是中性的




So the term used here directly translated into: little black house, or according to baike the black house, originally an internet slang referring to the ‘forbidden zone’ internet forum users would get sent to after they break the rules, implying that this would be the place where they would not be seen or heard. In the context of this usage here, it probably means that it was incredibly shady looking.
所以这里使用的术语直接翻译为:小黑屋,或者根据白克的说法,黑房子,最初是一个网络俚语,指的是用户在违反规则后会被送到的“禁区”互联网论坛,暗示这将是他们不会被看到或听到的地方。在这种用法的上下文中,这可能意味着它看起来非常阴暗。




In chinese, he basically reversed the words for ‘He’ and ‘Old’, thus changing Old He to He the Old person (as an address)
在中文中,他基本上将“他”和“老”的词颠倒过来,从而将“老何”改为“何老人”(作为称呼)




Can you tell how hard I tried to avoid pronouns?
你能说出我有多努力避免代词吗?




Adding “Old” in front of someone’s name is usually meant for men
在某人的名字前面加上“旧”通常是针对男性的




The score per subject was calculated differently from the “total score” mentioned earlier, Jiangsu gaokao runs differently. Also there's a difference between total score and actual score.
每科分数的计算方式与前面提到的“总分”不同,江苏高考跑法不同。总分和实际分之间也存在差异。






Chapter 005 - Moving In
第005章 搬进来






That Bastard Named Jiang Tian Seriously Grew Legs and Escaped.
那个叫江天的混蛋,严重长了腿,逃跑了。






It happened to be Monday again, and the timetable was fine tuned once more. The study rep made a trip to the office during night self study to bring back a brand new timetable, and posted it on the notice board.
恰好又是星期一,时间表再次进行了微调。研究代表在夜间自习期间前往办公室带回一份全新的时间表,并将其张贴在布告栏上。


Sheng Wang squinted at it for a few seconds, tapped Gao Tianyang and asked: “Why are there still subject names for the boxes under night?”
盛王眯着眼睛看了几秒,敲了敲高天阳问道:“为什么夜底的箱子还有主体名?






“Hm? Which two boxes?” Gao Tianyang was busy burying his head and replying to someone on WeChat at the bottom of his table, he did not truly realise what he was asking.
“嗯?哪两个盒子?高天阳忙着埋头在桌底的微信上回复某人,他并没有真正意识到自己在问什么。


“The timetable on the noticeboard.” The pen spinning around in Sheng Wang’s hand stopped, and used the tip to point in that direction: “It says physics for tonight.”
“布告栏上的时间表。”盛王手里转来转去的笔停了下来,用笔尖指了指那个方向:“上面写着今晚的物理。


‘The timetable?”
“时间表?”


“Yup.”
“是的。”






Gao Tianyang looked up, stared at the board infront intently for about three seconds, and violently turned his head back to ask: “You sit in the fucking second last row, you can still see the words on the timetable clearly?”
高天阳抬头,目不转睛地盯着前面的棋盘看了三秒左右,猛地转头问道:“你他妈坐在倒数第二排,还能看清时刻表上的字?


“I sure can.”
“我当然可以。”


“You(1) have a microscope for a face?”
“你(1)有一张显微镜来照脸吗?”


Sheng Wang said slowly and clearly: “Scram.”
盛王缓缓而清晰地说:“Scram。






“No wait, I was just expressing my shock. You can take a look around, you’re the only one in our class who’s not shortsighted do you know that?” Gao Tianyang said.
“不用等了,我只是在表达我的震惊。你可以四处看看,我们班里只有你一个不短视的人,你知道吗?“高天阳说。


Sheng Wang’s head did not even turn, he jabbed his thumb in the direction behind, for some mysterious reason lowered his voice and asked: “Doesn’t it means that he’s not human for not wearing glasses too?”
盛王的头连转都没转,他用拇指朝后面的方向戳了戳,不知为何压低了声音问道:“不就是说他也不戴眼镜就不是人吗?


Gao Tianyang, however, was slow on the uptake and continued to use his normal volume to reply anyway: “Tian-ge happens to not wear it normally that’s all, just look at him when it’s lesson time.”
高天阳却收得慢了,还是继续用平时的音量回怼:“天歌恰好不正常戴就这样了,到了上课时间看看他就行了。


Sheng Wang internally went: the hell with looking, why are you this moronic and speak so loudly for?
盛王内心去:看死了,你怎么这么白痴,这么大声说话?






The good thing was that Jiang Tian was catching up on his sleep during the inter-class period again, and heard nothing at all.
好在,江甜又在课间补觉,根本听不到任何声音。


Sheng Wang was rather bemused, why did this person seem to lack sleep every day as if he was busy staying up being a thief all night, don’t tell him it came from doing questions?
盛王颇为疑惑,为什么这个人好像天天睡不着觉,好像整夜忙熬夜当贼一样,别告诉他是做问题造成的?






As he zoned out, the people at the first few rows exploded into chatters.
当他分心时,前几排的人爆发出叽叽喳喳的声音。


The study rep’s voice drifted over clearly, his tone clearly gossiping: “Really, I don’t know what happened, in any case when I entered the office the teachers were rioting, they went nuts and were super excited, they wouldn’t stop going blah-blah.”
研究代表的声音清晰飘过,语气明显在八卦:“真的,我不知道发生了什么,无论如何,当我进入办公室时,老师们都在骚乱,他们发疯了,超级兴奋,他们不停地胡说八道。


“What were they saying?”
“他们在说什么?”


“I didn’t catch it, when I went in they became normal again.”
“我没有抓住它,当我进去时,它们又恢复正常了。”


“Then the hell did you even mention this for.”
“那你到底是因为这个而提的。”






Gao Tianyang was an active member, when he heard the study rep’s words, he joined in the discussion from two tables away. As a result, after rounding about, the question Sheng Wang asked him at first did not get a reply either.
高天阳是活跃的成员,听到研究代表的话,他从两桌外加入了讨论。结果绕了一圈,盛王刚开始问他的问题也没有得到答复。


However, the answer soon turned up by itself.
然而,答案很快就出现了。






Shortly after the bell for night self study rang, the homeroom teacher He Jin sandwiched a stack of test papers between her arms and entered the classroom. She placed it on the teacher’s desk like it was a matter of course, then pulled the board behind her with a natural ease, saying: “The weekly tests have been marked, we will be going through the paper tonight.”
夜自习铃声响起后不久,班主任何瑾夹着一摞试卷走进了教室。她像理所当然一样把它放在老师的桌子上,然后自然轻松地把黑板拉到身后,说:“每周的考试已经批改好了,我们今晚就要翻卷了。


At this point, Sheng Wang finally knew——
至此,盛王终于知道了——


The night study in this tragedy of a school was never actual self study from the start, it was for class! One subject per day all the way from Monday to Friday, everything was planned out nicely and neatly.
这所学校悲剧中的夜校从一开始就不是真正的自学,而是上课的!从周一到周五,每天一门科目,一切都计划得很好,很整齐。






Then there came the problem…
然后问题来了......


The classes in the day assigned them homework, the three subjects maths physics and chem were simple and straight to the point, each assigned a practice paper. Language was slightly more humane, and did not give an entire paper, only printing two comprehension passages for them. The only one that spared their lives was English, and it was because there was no English lesson that day.
当天的班级给他们布置了作业,数学、物理和化学三门科目简单明了,每门课都布置了一张练习卷。语言稍微人性化一些,没有给出整篇论文,只为他们打印了两篇理解段落。唯一饶了他们一命的就是英语,那是因为那天没有英语课。


Overall, there were eight shitty pieces of paper roughly in total from the few subjects, if there was no self study for night study, when will they get to do these shitty papers???
总的来说,从少数几个科目中大约总共有八张糟糕的纸,如果没有夜校的自习,他们什么时候才能做这些糟糕的论文???


Sheng Wang felt like he could not breathe.
盛王感觉自己无法呼吸。






He Jin finished her opening speech, picked the paper in front of her up, shook it, and said: “All of you would quite like to know how you did, don’t you? I’ll talk about my overall impression first. I think that all of you broke your heads with the summer break.”
何瑾说完开场白,拿起面前的纸,摇了摇,说:“你们都挺想知道你们做得怎么样的,不是吗?先说说我的整体印象。我想你们所有人都因为暑假而伤脑筋。


Everyone was silent, some lips inaudibly moved, probably ridiculing that a break of ten days should not have the guts to call itself a summer break.
大家沉默了,有些嘴唇听不见动了动,大概是在调侃十天的休息时间不该有胆量称自己为暑假。






“The average performance was incomparable to the last few exams last semester, your speed at finishing the questions was slower than before, I knew this the moment I marked the papers. It’s not that you didn’t know how to solve the question, you just didn’t have time to do it properly. Ey, the handwriting at the back for some students were so trembly, so pitiful, I couldn’t bear to mark it as wrong——”
“上学期的最后几次考试的平均表现是无法比拟的,你完成题目的速度比以前慢了,我在批改试卷的那一刻就知道了这一点。不是你不知道怎么解决问题,只是没有时间好好去做。哎呀,后面有些学生的字迹是那么颤抖,太可怜了,我不忍心把它标记为错误——”


Her expression relaxed a little, and scornfully went: “So I just deducted marks, and also erased two points from the overall score.”
她表情放松了几分,轻蔑地说:“所以我只是扣分,还抹了总分两分。






Someone in class did not manage to hold it in, and let out a whine. (2)
班上有人没能忍住,发出一声呜呜声。(2)


He Jin said: “What are you whining for, are you trying to act cute with me? Is there any use to acting cute at all?”
何进说:“你发牢骚干什么,是想跟我装萌吗?装可爱有什么用吗?


Forty plus people dragged their voices and answered: “No use, yiiiiiiiing——”(3)
四十多人拖着声音回答:“没用,yiiiiiiiing——”(3)


Sheng Wang: “......”
王盛:“......”


Was this the result of too much pressure that repressed an entire class of students into cuckoos?
这是压力太大的结果,将整个班级的学生压抑成杜鹃吗?






He Jin was also angered to the point of laughter, but she was unfazed, one could tell that this was not the first time: “I know that this is your old habit, you would become like this every time you return from holiday. I won’t go on anymore, but make sure you somewhat know this in your heart could you?”
何瑾也被气得笑了起来,但她却不为所动,看得出来这已经不是第一次了:“我知道这是你的老习惯了,你每次放假回来都会变成这样。我不会再继续说下去了,但要确保你心里知道这一点,好吗?


The whole class dragged their voices and replied again: “Sure.”
全班同学都拖着声音,再次回答:“当然。


He Jin pointed at them and said: “You bunch of liars.”
何进指着他们说:“你们这群骗子。


The class went into laughter again.
全班同学再次哄堂大笑。






“The nerve to laugh!” He Jin continued: “The class average this time round is lower than last exam’s, certain individuals really put it in their all at dragging the overall score down.”
“笑的勇气!”何进继续说道:“这次的班级平均分比上次考试低,有些人真的全力以赴拖累了总分。


Most people in class had a tacit understanding, they would not look at any particular person at this time, they had to save some face for them no matter how good their relations were. But there were some that could not control themselves, and started wildly looking around.
班上大部分人都有一种默契,这个时候他们不会看任何特定的人,关系再好也要给他们留点面子。但也有一些人无法控制自己,开始疯狂地四处张望。


At that very moment, Sheng Wang felt as if he was under the spotlight, there were at least five to six people looking at him.
就在那一刻,盛王感觉自己仿佛在聚光灯下,至少有五六个人在看着他。






He Jin adjusted her glasses, and said: “What are you looking at? You haven’t even received your scripts back, all you know is to look at the new student! I was about to talk about this. Sheng Wang, he just entered our class on Saturday, he basically did not learn anything tested on the test. But after calculating proportionately according to past cases, both his chem and physics entered grade B, his main three, language math and English scored over 300. If this was gaokao, he could make it for undergraduate courses. He only spent one day, to achieve all these.”
何瑾调整了一下眼镜,说道:“你在看什么?你甚至还没有收到你的剧本,你只知道看看新学生!我正要谈谈这个。王盛,他周六刚进我们班,考试上考的东西基本没学到什么。但根据以往的案例按比例计算后,他的化学和物理都进入了 B 级,他的主修三门,语言数学和英语得分超过 300 分。如果这是高考,他可以进入本科课程。他只用了一天的时间,就实现了这一切。


She raised a single finger, her gaze landed on Sheng Wang, and smiled at him.
她抬起一根手指,目光落在盛王身上,对他笑了笑。


The classroom was silent for three seconds, and then everyone went apeshit.
教室里沉默了三秒钟,然后每个人都大吃一惊。






Forty plus heads turned to look at him at the same time, eighty plus eyes were all on him. Sheng Wang felt as if he was called out.
四十多个人头同时转过头看向他,八十多个眼睛都盯着他。盛王感觉自己好像被叫出来了。


He forcibly lifted the corner of his mouth and let out an empty laugh, the finger spinning his pen around purposely jerked, planning to carry out a strategic dropping of pen. With the effort it takes to pick up a pen, he could stay crouched over and endure until everyone turned back.
他强行扬起嘴角,发出一声空洞的笑声,转来转去的手指故意猛地抽动,打算进行一次策略性的落笔。拿起笔需要付出的努力,他可以蹲下并忍受直到所有人都回头。


In the end he accidentally jerked too hard, the pen swung around two rounds, and flew behind.
最后他不小心猛拉得太用力了,笔甩了两圈,飞到了后面。






He was screwed, he was going to hit the pestilence.
他完蛋了,他要去打瘟疫了。


Sheng Wang turned back in embarrassment, and when he did he was stupefied.
盛王狼狈地回头,一说就愣住了。


Jiang Tian’s nose indeed supported a pair of glasses during lesson time. The lenses were very thin, with Sheng Wang’s limited knowledge, he felt that the degree would not be too high. The smoke-coloured frame was thin and circular, when it was on other people’s faces it made them look scholarly, and yet Jiang Tian was an exception.
江甜的鼻子在上课时间确实支撑着一副眼镜。镜片很薄,以盛王有限的知识,他觉得度数不会太高。烟色的框架又薄又圆,戴在别人的脸上,显得书生风流,江天却是个例外。


The cold white light of the lamp above was reflected in his lenses, adding a layer of seeping coldness over his orbs. He was basically a “I’m displeased” in giant capital letters.
上方灯的冷白光反射在他的镜片上,在他的球体上增添了一层渗透的冰冷。他基本上是一个用大写字母写的“我不高兴”。






That pen tumbled onto his table, the arm that rested on top was marked with a scrawly uneven line, it was especially conspicuous with the contrast of his cold and fair skin.
那支笔滚到他的桌子上,放在上面的手臂上划着一条潦草的凹凸不平的线条,与他冰冷白皙的皮肤形成鲜明对比显得尤为显眼。


His gaze shifted up, he looked at Sheng Wang through his glasses for a few seconds, and then capped his pen.
他的目光向上移动,他透过眼镜看了盛王几秒钟,然后盖上了笔。






“Thank you.” Sheng Wang thought that he was about to pass the pen back, and planned to apologise after he thanked him. Who would have thought that just as he opened his mouth, Jiang Tian placed the recapped pen down right in front of himself with much finality, with absolutely no sign of returning it to him at all.
“谢谢。”盛王以为他要把笔传回去了,打算在他谢过之后再道歉。谁能想到,就在他张开嘴的时候,江甜就把那支重写好的笔放在了自己面前,完全没有还给他的迹象。






“What are you doing?” He asked.
“你在做什么?”他问道。


Jiang Tian’s gaze was already fixed onto the blackboard: “In case you can’t keep your hands to yourself again.”
江甜的目光已经盯着黑板:“万一你再也不能把手放在自己身上了。


Sheng Wang: “???”
王盛:“???”






“Is there something wrong?” He Jin asked at the desk.
“有什么问题吗?”何进在书桌前问道。


Sheng Wang could not make himself do such a stupid thing like complaining to the teacher, he could only turn back and smiled at He Jin: “Nothing’s wrong, teacher. Dean Xu told me to learn more from Jiang Tian, so I was just asking when I will pass the tests.”
盛王不能让自己做出这种向老师抱怨这种愚蠢的事情,他只能回头对何进笑道:“没事,老师。徐院长让我多跟江天学,所以我只是问我什么时候能通过考试。






The students in class immediately guffawed, and stopped staring at him.
班上的同学们立刻大吃一惊,不再盯着他看。


He Jin also burst into laughter. “Indeed, if we look at the total score, you are still not passing your three sciences yet. Still, you are already not that far off, you just need to strengthen your foundations. By reaching this level in a single night, it shows that you have a very, very strong learning ability.”
何进也哈哈大笑起来。“确实,如果我们看总分,你仍然没有通过你的三门科学。不过,你已经不远了,你只需要加强你的基础。在一晚上就达到这个水平,说明你有非常非常强的学习能力。


She used two “very” to praise him, Sheng Wang shamelessly added internally: You are right.
她用两个“非常”来夸他,盛王厚颜无耻地在内心补充道:你说得对。






“However the three sciences all happen to be like this, it is easy to score for your foundational knowledge, but when it reaches a certain level, just increasing a single point is incredibly difficult.”
“不过三科恰好都是这样,基础知识打分很容易,但到了一定程度,光是增加一分就难上加难了。”


As He Jin spoke, she sorted the scripts in her hands according to groups, and passed it to the first person in the group, getting them to find their own scripts and pass it down.
何瑾一边说着,一边把手里的剧本按组分拣,传给群里的第一人,让他们找到自己的剧本,传下去。






By the time it reached Sheng Wang there were only two scripts, one belonging to him and one to Jiang Tian. The learning ability that he proved with his single day of effort was enough to let his peacock tail spread wide open in front of the teacher and most of his classmates, but when he saw Jiang Tian’s score, he immediately shut his tail. (4)
到了盛王手中,只有两份剧本,一份属于他,一份属于江天。他用一天的努力证明的学习能力,足以让自己的孔雀尾巴在老师和大部分同学面前张开,但当他看到江甜的分数时,他立马闭上了尾巴。(4)


Because Jiang Tian scored full marks.
因为江甜考了满分。






Fuck.
他妈的。


Sheng Wang muttered soundlessly, and then he waved the script in his hand at Jiang Tian: “Want your script? Pass my pen to me, I’ll pass the paper to you, you pass me the money with a hand and I’ll pass you the goods with the other.”(5)
盛王无声地嘟囔了一声,然后他朝江恬挥了挥手中的剧本:“想要你的剧本吗?把我的笔递给我,我把纸递给你,你用一只手把钱递给我,我用另一只手把货物递给你。(5)


Jiang Tian scanned over the script once: “I’m broke.”
江甜扫视了剧本一次:“我破产了。






After he spoke, the full-pointer removed his glasses, dug out the stack of papers assigned in the day, and used the pen he confiscated along the way to do his work.
说完,满指针摘下眼镜,翻出当天分配的那叠纸,用沿途没收的笔干活。


Sheng Wang was completely stifled.
盛王被彻底扼杀了。






Going through the paper was more annoying for the teacher, but for the students they did not suffer as much. The students of Class A were known for mis-behaving, there were two sets of paper on nearly everyone’s desk, one set would be the one that they just received from their test, the other would be homework.
翻阅试卷对老师来说更烦人,但对学生来说,他们并没有那么痛苦。A 班的学生以行为不端而闻名,几乎每个人的桌子上都有两套纸,一套是他们刚刚从考试中收到的,另一套是家庭作业。


As He Jin went through the answers in front, the students behind constantly switched between two pens. When they reached the part where they made a mistake they would use a red pen to do corrections, otherwise they all buried their heads in their assignments.
当何进在前面翻阅答案时,后面的学生则在两支笔之间不断切换。到了犯错的部分,他们会用红笔进行批改,否则他们都埋头做作业。


They were relatively well-trained in switching between the two tasks, one could see they were all old foxes.
他们在两项任务之间切换训练得比较好,看得出来他们都是老狐狸。






Sheng Wang scanned around, the words “If life forced my hand” (6) escaped from his mouth in a mutter, and then he stuck his hand into his desk and dug out his homework.
盛王扫视四周,“如果生活逼着我的手”(6)这句话在喃喃自语中从嘴里逸出,然后他把手伸进课桌里,翻出了作业。






Night self study ended at 8pm, Gao Tianyang and co yelled “Yessssss" as if they got a super good cut of the pie, and then scurried outside, their bags in their clutches.
晚上8点晚上自习结束,高天阳等人大喊“好”,好像分了超级好的馅饼,然后匆匆跑到外面,手里揪着包。


Sheng Wang zipped up his school bag. Just as he was about to call Uncle Xiao-chen, he received a call from Sheng Mingyang instead.
盛王拉上书包的拉链。正当他准备给小陈叔叔打电话时,却接到了盛明阳的电话。






“What?” Sheng Wang was baffled for a moment before he finally remembered that today was the day that Sheng Mingyang would be letting Jiang Ou and Jiang Tian move in. Which was to say that from tonight onwards, the ancestral home at White Horse Alley would have two more people in its courtyard.
“什么?”盛王疑惑了片刻,才终于想起来,今天是盛明阳要让江鸥和江甜搬进来的日子。也就是说,从今晚开始,白马巷的祖屋院子里又多了两个人。


Just as expected, Sheng Mingyang pacified his son with a couple of lines across the phone before he went straight to the main topic: “Night self study just ended, right? Xiao-Chen is nearly reaching the school entrance, go get Xiao-Tian and come back together.
不出所料,盛明阳隔着电话安抚了儿子几句,才直奔正题:“夜自习刚结束吧?小陈快到学校门口了,去接小天,一起回来。






Bleh.
呜。


The little young master spat, internally saying that if he wanted to bring him he should do it himself, it’s none of his goddamn business. He even specially urged him to do so, making it seem like he would grow legs and escape or something.
小少爷吐了口唾沫,心里说,要带他来就自己动手,不关他该死的事。他甚至特意催促他这样做,让他看起来像是长腿逃跑什么的。






The phone call got on his nerves, Sheng Wang was irritated: “He’s sitting right behind me, if you want anything go find him yourself.” After he spoke he turned to pass his phone to the back, only to see that the table behind was completely empty. That bastard named Jiang Tian seriously grew legs and escaped.
电话让他很紧张,盛王被激怒了:“他就坐在我身后,有什么想要的就自己去找他。说完,他转身把手机递到后面,却发现后面的桌子已经空无一人。那个叫江甜的混蛋,严重长腿,逃跑了。






Footnotes:
脚注:


The respectful ‘You’ is used here
这里使用了恭敬的“你”




The word used here was 嘤, internet slang for a cutesy sound of crying
这里使用的词是嘤,网络俚语,意为可爱的哭声




Said onomatopoeia of crying noise
哭声的拟声词




Direct translation of the metaphor, it basically means that he’s preening
直接翻译这个比喻,基本上意味着他在打扮




Comes from saying as directly translated, it means a secure exchange where both parties will adhere to their promises
直接翻译过来,意思是双方都信守承诺的安全交换




Possibly a reference to apparently elementary/middle school recommended reading, a translation of the poem “If life deceives you” by Pushkin.
可能参考了显然是小学/中学推荐的阅读,是普希金的诗歌“如果生活欺骗你”的翻译。






Chapter 006 - To Catch Someone
第006章 抓人






Where Are You Going? Don’t You Know How to Open the Door?
你去哪儿?你不知道怎么开门吗?






“Hello, is this Xiao-Tian? I’m your Uncle Sheng.” The person on the other side on the phone, Sheng Mingyang, thought that it was already a different person, and immediately was much more polite.
“你好,是小天吗?我是你的盛叔叔。电话那头的盛明阳以为已经是变人了,立刻客气了许多。


Sheng Wang checked around, his mouth moved: “Hello Uncle Sheng, I’m your son Sheng Wang.”
盛王环顾四周,嘴角动了动:“盛叔叔好,我是你的儿子盛旺。


Sheng Mingyang: “......”
盛明阳:《......》






“Goddamn it.” Sheng Mingyang asked, annoyed: “Didn’t you say that you will pass the phone to Xiao-Tian?”
“该死的。”盛明阳恼怒地问道:“你不是说要把电话传给小天吗?


“I did, but he disappeared.”
“我做到了,但他消失了。”


“What do you mean?” Sheng Mingyang was clearly baffled, “What do you mean by disappeared?”
“你什么意思?”盛明阳显然是一头雾水,“你说的消失是什么意思?


“In any case he isn’t in the classroom now.”
“无论如何,他现在不在教室里。”






On the other side, Sheng Mingyang removed his phone from his ears and murmured something to someone else, and then told Sheng Wang: “Wait for a bit before you hang up, I’ll get your Auntie Jiang to ask.”
另一边,盛明阳把手机从耳边拔下来,对别人嘟囔了些什么,然后告诉盛旺:“等一会儿再挂断,我让你江阿姨问问。


Sheng Wang rolled his eyes, and tossed his phone onto the table.
盛王翻了个白眼,把手机扔到了桌子上。






Previously, there were some students who were walking towards him, appearing like they wanted to chat with him about the test. They pulled the brakes the moment they saw that he was on the phone, bid farewell to him and left.
此前,有一些学生向他走来,看起来是想和他聊聊考试的事情。他们一看到他在打电话就踩下刹车,告别他离开了。


In the sheer span of a few minutes, there was only Sheng Wang left in the classroom.
短短几分钟的时间跨度,教室里只剩下盛王。






He played with his bag straps in extreme boredom, listening to the chatter of people slowly fade into the distance like lowering of tides, from the corridor to the staircase, and then completely disappearing. The entire top floor was filled with silence.
他无聊极了,玩弄着包带,听着人们的喋喋不休像潮水一样慢慢消失在远方,从走廊到楼梯,然后完全消失。整个顶楼都充满了寂静。






He looked at the phone screen that displayed “in call”, and suddenly recalled that it was like this when he was young for a while too. Back then his mom just passed away, possibly out of fear that he would be left to his own thoughts, Sheng Mingyang was determined to fetch him from school everyday.
他看着显示“通话中”的手机屏幕,突然回想起自己年轻时也有一段时间是这样的。当年妈妈刚去世,可能是怕他自己想,盛明阳决心每天接他放学。


The crucial time period in business was always busy and chaotic, Sheng Mingyang was often late, Sheng Wang just did his homework as he waited. By the time Sheng Mingyang finally rushed over, he would have already completed his homework and every student had left, and Sheng Mingyang could carry his bag and apologise profusely with “Wang-zai” here and “Wang-zai” there.
生意的关键时间段总是忙碌而混乱,盛明阳经常迟到,盛王只是一边等待一边做功课。等盛明阳终于赶过来的时候,他已经写完了作业,每个学生都走了,盛明阳可以拎着书包,和这边的“王仔”,那边的“王仔”一起深深地道歉。


Afterwards, there was Xiao-Chen the chauffeur, did Sheng Wang need not to wait so often anymore. Later, Sheng Mingyang rarely called him “Wang-zai” after quite a few protests from him.
之后,有小陈司机,盛王不用再等那么久了吗?后来,盛明阳在受到他的多次抗议后,很少叫他“王仔”。






The corridor suddenly clicked with the “du-du-du” of high heels, Sheng Wang came back to himself and looked in that direction. A figure with long hair flitted past the windows, from the bearing alone one could tell that it was their English teacher, Yang Jing.
走廊里突然咔嚓一声高跟鞋的“嘟嘟嘟”一声响起,盛王回过神来,朝那个方向看去。一个留着长发的人影从窗户飞过,光从方位就可以看出是他们的英语老师杨静。






It had been three days since Sheng Wang arrived, he did not attend a single English lesson, and it was this teacher that left the deepest impression on him. This was because the old foxes, Class A, changed colours whenever they spoke of the “Jing” (1), the moment they hear the words “Jing-jie(2) is looking for you”, they would visibly pale in teror.
盛王来到已经三天了,他没有上过一节英语课,给他留下最深刻印象的就是这位老师。这是因为甲班老狐狸每当说到“静”(1)时都会变色,当它们听到“静洁(2)在找你”这句话时,它们就会明显地脸色苍白。


From their words alone, Sheng Wang thought that the one who taught them English was a Yaksha. (3)
单从他们的话,盛王就认为教他们英语的是夜叉。(3)


It was later when he saw her then he realised it was not a Yaksha. Yang Jing was tall and willowy, her features were not much to speak of. Her cheek bones were a little high, but she would definitely be the most outstanding one when placed in a crowd.
后来当他看到她时,他才意识到那不是夜叉。杨静身材高大,柳树状,五官没什么好说的。她的颧骨有些高,但放在人群中绝对是最出众的那一个。






Du-du-du.
杜杜杜。


Yang Jing walked past the door and came back again, her chin lifted up and she knocked.
杨静走过门又回来,下巴抬起来敲了敲。


“Jing——” Sheng Wang was brainwashed for too long, and almost let a “Jing-jie” escape his mouth, luckily he stopped in time: “Teacher Yang.”
“静——”盛王被洗脑太久了,差点让一个“静杰”漏出嘴里,幸好他及时停了下来:“杨老师。


“En.” Yang Jing asked: “You’re still here? What for?”
“恩。”杨静问道:“你还在?干什么?


She spoke quickly and her chin was always slightly pointed up, a perfectly normal sentence felt like an interrogation when it came from her mouth.
她语速很快,下巴总是微微向上,一句完全正常的话,从她嘴里说出来,感觉就像是在审问。






However, Sheng Wang was never scared of teachers, he smiled and said: “I’m waiting for someone.”
不过,盛王从不怕老师,他笑着说:“我在等人。


“Oh.” Yang Qing shot a glance at his table, “How bold of you, you really just place your phone right under my nose?”
“哦。”杨青看了一眼自己的桌子,“你胆子真大,你真的就把手机放在我眼皮子底下?


Sheng Wang was stumped, he grabbed his phone and wordlessly passed it to her.
盛王被难住了,他抓起手机,无言地递给了她。


To act like he was well-behaved was one of the young master’s top tricks, Yang Jing raised her long and thin eyebrow, took a look around the empty classroom first, and then sized him up again: “What are you giving it to me for, my surname isn’t Xu. Go give it to the admin office yourself.”
装得乖巧是少爷的绝招之一,杨静挑了挑细长的眉毛,先是环顾了空荡荡的教室,然后又打量了一下他:“你给我干什么,我不是姓徐。自己去给行政办公室吧。


After she spoke, she left with her high heels clacking.
说完,她高跟鞋咔嚓咔嚓地离开了。






Sheng Wang settled his phone on the desk, just as he was about to let go, the person inside let out a “Hello”.
盛王将手机放在桌子上,刚要松手,里面的人发出了一声“你好”。


“Am here, speak.” Sheng Wang answered half-heartedly.
“我在这里,说话。”盛王半心半意地回答。


“Jiang Ou called him.”
“江鸥叫他来的。”


“Called who?” Sheng Wang nearly did not catch what he was asking, he then went “Oh” and said: “It’s Jiang Tian, right, he brought his phone? I never would have guessed that he’s the daring kind too.”
“叫谁?”盛王差点没听懂他在问什么,然后“哦”一声说:“是江天,对吧,他带了手机?我从来没想过他也是那种大胆的人。


Sheng Mingyang said, completely done: “Who are you trying to speak bad of with your talk? Call him ge next time.”
盛明阳说,彻底说完了:“你说话是想说谁的坏话?下次叫他 ge。


“No way, don’t even think about it.” There was no one around, Sheng Wang was explicit with his reply.
“没办法,想都别想。”周围没有人,盛王的回答很明确。






Sheng Mingyang was still quite the pro when it came to dealing with his own son, Sheng Wang refused to call him that, so he changed the address himself first: “Jiang Ou said that your older brother has been summoned to the office by a teacher.”
盛明阳在对付自己的亲儿子方面还是挺亲的,盛王不肯这么称呼他,于是他自己先换了地址:“江鸥说,你哥哥已经被老师叫到办公室了。


What the……
什么。。。。。。


Sheng Wang silently swore.
盛王默默发誓。


“You think that I wouldn’t know what you said even if you didn’t sound it?” Sheng Mingyang teased him, “Fine, you come back with Uncle Xiao-Chen first.”
“你以为你不发声我也不知道你说了什么?”盛明阳调侃他,“好,你先跟小陈叔叔回来。


“Oh, I don’t need to wait anymore?” Sheng Wang asked emotionlessly.
“哦,我不需要再等了?”盛王面无表情地问道。






He vaguely heard what Jiang Ou said softly on the other side: “It’s probably an olympiad or something else, it’s like this in the past too, by the time he reached home it was usually eleven. Quick, don’t keep Xiao-Wang hanging anymore, let him come back already.”
他隐约听到江鸥在另一边轻声说道:“大概是奥林匹克运动会什么的,过去也是这样,到家的时候一般都是十一点。快,别再让小王上吊了,让他回来吧。


Who’s the teacher that was so powerful so as to waste time with him till eleven? Sheng Wang carried his bag, and was puzzled as he went towards the entrance.
谁是这么厉害的老师,竟然和他一起浪费时间到十一点?盛王拎着包,疑惑地朝着门口走去。


“Sure then, come back first. I’ll get Xiao-Chen to make another trip later.” Sheng Mingyang said, and urged again: “Make sure to let your older brother know before you leave.”
“当然,你先回来吧。我稍后会让小陈再去一次。盛明阳说着,又催促道:“走之前一定要让哥哥知道。


In your dreams.
在你的梦中。


Sheng Wang switched off the lights in the classroom with a “pop”, and hung up without a second word.
盛王“啪”的一声关掉了教室的灯,二话不说就挂断了。






Walking past the office was a compulsory part of the journey downstairs, he said in your dreams earlier on, but when he walked past he still deigned himself to cast a glance inside, only to see that all five heads were buried in work in the office. In front of them was either test papers or the teaching plan. As for the Jiang Tian who was summoned to the office or so the legend foretold, not a single trace of him was to be found.
走过办公室是下楼旅程的必经之路,他刚才在你的梦中说过,但当他走过时,他仍然屈尊地向里面看了一眼,只见五个脑袋都埋在办公室里工作。摆在他们面前的不是试卷,就是教学计划。至于传说中被召到办公室的江天,却找不到他的踪迹。






Sheng Wang paused in his steps, his head full of question marks: Do certain people not bother making sure he gets his alibi straight before he starts making up bullshit? Isn’t he worried about getting exposed? Or…...he really is not in this office, but in another place?
盛王脚步停顿了一下,满脑子都是问号:难道有些人在他开始编废话之前,不费心确保他弄清楚不在场证明吗?他不担心被曝光吗?或。。。。。。他真的不在这个办公室,而是在另一个地方?






He looked left and right. He initially wanted to ask the teacher, but Uncle Xiao-Chen already sent a message, saying that he was at the school entrance, he could not park for long there.
他左顾右盼。他本来想问问老师,但小陈叔已经发来信息,说自己在学校门口,不能在那里停太久。


Therefore he hesitated a few seconds, and decided to continue downstairs anyways.
因此,他犹豫了几秒钟,决定还是继续下楼。






The key school(4) within the city did not consist of Fuzhong alone, but most of them sat in the outskirts, far from the urban district and far from the people, all looking like they were dying to religiously seclude themselves.
城内重点学校(4)并非只有福中,而是大多坐镇郊区,远离城区,远离百姓,一副死神隐居的样子。


Fuzhong was the rare exception. It was built early, and somehow managed to acquire a fortunately situated piece of land in the middle of the urban district, the moment it was built it stayed there for 130 years. Eventually as the surroundings gradually bustled and flourished, they surrounded the school and living area with a huge patch of woods, separating them from the noise.
福忠是罕见的例外。它建得很早,并以某种方式设法在城区中心获得了一块幸运的土地,在建成的那一刻,它就在那里呆了 130 年。最终,随着周围逐渐繁华和繁荣,他们用一大片树林包围了学校和生活区,将他们与喧嚣隔开。






The school named that patch of woods and greenery “Garden of Conduct”, the students called them “Magpie Bridge.” (5)
学校将那片树林和绿色植物命名为“行为花园”,学生们称它们为“喜鹊桥”。(5)


Adult couples of human society would cross the roads, hand in hand, the pre-maturely dating young couples(6) of the temple, in order to avoid being caught and exposed, could only cross the mud in the woods. At night, they were really more like ghosts.
人类社会的成年夫妇会手牵手过马路,庙里早熟的年轻夫妇(6)为了避免被抓到和暴露,只能在树林里穿过泥泞。到了晚上,他们真的更像是鬼魂。


The three days Sheng Wang was here, he already got spooked for quite a few times by these hauntings.
盛王来的三天,他已经被这些闹鬼吓坏了好几次了。






There were a few residential zones right outside the school gates, what constituted as residents were very simple, just three kinds——staff, students, and those who rented to accompany their child for school.(7)
校门外有几个居民区,居民的构成很简单,只有三种——教职员工、学生和租来陪孩子上学的人。(7)


Sheng Wang left the school gates as he walked along the haunted road, and saw Uncle Xiao-Chen gesture at him after he rolled down the car window.
盛王走在闹鬼的路上走着,离开了校门,看到小陈叔叔摇下车窗后向他打了个手势。






He stood at the school gates and waited for Xiao-Chen to turn the car around, when he suddenly heard the sound of people talking from the residential block nearby. The lamp here appeared to be spoilt, and flickered non-stop.
他站在校门口,等小陈掉头,突然听到附近居民区传来人说话的声音。这里的灯似乎已经变质了,不停地闪烁着。


Sheng Wang vaguely spotted two figures, one following the other in exiting from the block, and turning into another road.
盛王隐约发现了两个人影,一个跟着另一个从街区出来,拐进了另一条路。


“The street lamps are a little short-circuited, it’s quite dark. How about I accompany you there?”
“路灯有点短路,天色相当暗。我陪你去怎么样?


“No need.”
“不用了。”






He dimly heard a conversation like this, but it was muffled through the fence around the area and the traffic. He only felt that the person who replied had a cold tone, and it was familiar for some reason.
他隐约听到了这样的对话,但隔着周围的栅栏和车流,声音被低沉了。他只觉得回答的人语气冰冷,不知为何很熟悉。






“Xiao-Wang.” Uncle Xiao-Chen called him.
“小王。”小陈叔叔给他打电话。


Sheng Wang answered, lifted his foot and walked towards the car.
盛王应了一声,抬起脚朝车子走去。






Out of the corner of his eyes, the figure beneath the residential block seemingly looked back, but perhaps it was just an illusion from the overlapping shadows from the trees. Sheng Wang sat at the back, his head against the window, and wanted to take a nap.
他眼角余光,住宅楼下的身影似乎回头看了一眼,但也许这只是树影重叠的幻觉。盛王坐在后面,头靠在窗户上,想睡个午觉。


When the lights in his vision blurred together, then did he realise why that voice was so familiar. It was because it sounded a little like Jiang Tian, but yet it could not really be true, why would Jiang Tian go there?
当他视野中的灯光模糊在一起时,他才意识到为什么那个声音如此熟悉。因为听起来有点像江天,但又不可能是真的,江天为什么要去那里?






Sheng Wang woke up for a bit, then slowly gave in to drowsiness once more, and did not think too much of it.
盛王醒了一会儿,然后又慢慢地屈服于睡意,没有多想。


After all, no matter if it was Jiang Ou or Jiang Tian, although they may be living under the same roof, they were only Sheng Mingyang’s guests, and had nothing to do with him.
毕竟,不管是江鸥还是江天,虽然他们可能住在同一个屋檐下,但他们只是盛明阳的客人,与他没有任何关系。






Despite the new people moving in, there were no major changes to his home, what changed were the details.
尽管有新人搬进来,但他的家并没有发生重大变化,变化的是细节。


When Sheng Wang entered, Sheng Mingyang and Jiang Ou stood at the door, looking like they had been waiting for a long time. The housekeeper who was usually there was the one who was already gone instead.
盛王进来的时候,盛明阳和江鸥站在门口,一副等了很久的样子。平时在那里的管家却已经走了。


He did not even look up, opened the shoe cabinet, only to see that there was an extra row of unfamiliar looking shoes. One part was nearly the same type as sports shoes he owned, the other was women’s shoes.
他头也不抬,打开鞋柜,只见多出一排长相陌生的鞋子。一部分与他拥有的运动鞋几乎相同,另一部分是女鞋。


Ever since his mom passed away, things like these had not appeared in the house for a long long time.
自从他妈妈去世后,家里已经很久没有出现过这样的事情了。






“Your slippers are right here.” Sheng Mingyang bent over and passed his slippers to him, “I already prepared it for you.”
“你的拖鞋就在这里。”盛明阳弯下腰,把拖鞋递给他,“我已经给你准备好了。


Sheng Wang lowered his eyelids and stood in front of the cabinet for a while, then closed the door again, busying himself with untying his shoelaces.
盛王垂下眼皮,在柜子前站了一会儿,然后又关上了门,忙着解鞋带。






“You were still fine on the phone just now, why are you so closed off the moment you enter the doors?” Sheng Mingyang patted Jiang Ou’s shoulder, adjusted the material of his trousers, and half squatted in front of Sheng Wang, asking: “I was on the phone with Old Xu, oh, your Dean, just now. He said that my son did quite well in school, the teachers in class all like you very much, and I hear that your tests yesterday went quite well?”
“刚才你打电话还没事,怎么一进门就这么封闭?”盛明阳拍了拍江鸥的肩膀,调整了裤子的材质,半蹲在盛王面前,问道:“我刚才和老徐通电话,哦,你的院长。他说我儿子在学校表现还挺好的,班上的老师都很喜欢你,听说你昨天的考试还挺好的?


After hearing this, Sheng Wang’s fingers, which were previously occupied with changing his shoes, paused.
听后,盛王之前忙于换鞋的手指顿了顿。






He lifted his head and gave Sheng Mingyang a glance, straightened up, carried the bag on his shoulder and said: “It’s quite fine, I failed three subjects.”
他抬起头看了盛明阳一眼,直起身子,把包扛在肩上说:“还好,我三科不及格。


After that he sped past them and went upstairs.
之后,他飞驰从他们身边走过,上了楼。






Sheng Mingyang and Jiang Ou both looked at each other in dismay, and stood rigidly in awkwardness.
盛明阳和江鸥都沮丧地对视一眼,尴尬地僵硬地站着。


“I already told you it’s better if I’m not standing here.” Jiang Ou said.
“我已经告诉过你了,我最好不要站在这里。”江鸥说。


“He will have to get used to this one way or another.” Sheng Mingyang heard the bedroom door on the second door close with a “bang”, and sighed: “This kid is all harsh words but deep down he’s soft, he can rationally tell who’s good and who’s bad, it isn’t that he’s out to get you, he’s just……”
“他将不得不以一种或另一种方式习惯这一点。”盛明阳听到第二扇门上的卧室门“砰”的一声关上,感叹道:“这小子都是狠话但内心深处却是柔软的,他能理性分辨谁好谁坏,不是他出来抓你,他只是......”


“He just misses his mom, I understand.” Jiang Ou said.
“他只是想念他的妈妈,我理解。”江鸥说。






She peered at the kitchen, and said to Sheng Mingyang: “I won’t be bringing the porridge to him then, you should do it.”
她凝视着厨房,对盛明阳说:“到时候我就不给他送粥了,你还是这么做吧。


“He’s probably still angry for now, he wouldn’t open the door for me.” Sheng Mingyang let out a fake laugh, and said: “Who do you think the sign that says do not knock on the door is for? Warm the porridge and leave it there first, he would come down to eat when he’s hungry.”
“他现在可能还在生气,他不会给我开门。”盛明阳假笑一声,道:“你觉得不敲门的牌子是给谁看的?把粥烧热,先放在那里,饿了他就下来吃。






“I feel like the way you and Xiao-Wang interact have some issues……” Jiang Ou could not help but say.
“我感觉你和小王的互动方式有些问题......”江鸥忍不住说道。


“Nah, we already got along like this for so many years.” Sheng Mingyang said, not sounding pleased.
“不,我们已经这样相处了这么多年。”盛明阳说道,听起来并不高兴。


Jiang Ou looked upstairs in concern.
江鸥关切地看向楼上。


“Don’t look, it’s not a big deal if he doesn’t cry.” Sheng Mingyang said in all confidence.
“别看,他不哭也没什么大不了的。”盛明阳满怀信心地说道。


Jiang Ou: “???”
江 或:“???”






Second floor bedroom, Sheng Wang was entirely clueless about his father’s words.
二楼卧室,盛王对父亲的话一无所知。


He dug out a packet of melon seeds from the snack cabinet, curled up beside the table, and munched on it as he listened to Crab ramble on in voice messages.
他从零食柜里翻出一包瓜子,蜷缩在桌子旁边,一边咀嚼着,一边听着螃蟹在语音留言中喋喋不休。






StarAniseCrab: “That grandson got full marks? So what if it’s fu-full marks? Did you not score many full marks in the past? After you get through the books thoroughly, full marks are as easy as abc!”
StarAniseCrab:“那个孙子满分了?那么如果是满分呢?你过去没有得到很多满分吗?读完书后,满分就像 abc 一样容易!


Sheng Wang swept away melon seed shells on his hand, and answered: “Don’t stutter, you can say it properly.”
盛王拂去手上的瓜子壳,回答道:“别结巴,你好好说吧。






“Say it properly?” Crab whimpered: “I will go kowtow in front of my ancestors if I ever score full marks in any life I live in. Still, you scored this much with a only day of studying, can you imagine the possibilities with a week?”
“说得好吗?”螃蟹呜咽道:“我生活的任何一生,如果能考满分,我都会在祖先面前磕头。不过,你只学习了一天就考了这么多,你能想象一周的可能性吗?


“Did you drink?”
“你喝了吗?”


“I didn’t.”
“我没有。”


“Then why are you speaking like you’re drunk.” Sheng Wang said: “All my marks are free marks, the kind that anyone can score after going through the teaching material once, if I can score full marks with a week of studying, then what’s the point of me going to school?”
“那你怎么说话像喝醉了一样。”王盛说:“我所有的分数都是免费分数,是任何人都看完一次教材就能考的那种,如果我学习一周就能考满分,那我上学有什么意义呢?


“Why do I never realise that there’s so many free marks?” Crab aggrieved.
“为什么我从来没有意识到有这么多免费分数?”螃蟹委屈。


“You’re blind.”
“你瞎了。”






“Fine, do you still want any papers? I can go ask the year twos again.” Crab was always eager to help.
“好吧,你还要文件吗?我可以再去问二年级的学生了。螃蟹总是乐于助人。


Sheng Wang flipped through the assignments he received, and said: “For now, no need. I bought a few assessment books, I’ll do them first.”
盛王翻了翻接到的作业,说道:“暂时不用了。我买了几本测评书,我先做一下。






He managed to finish off two comprehension passages for language as well as the foundational questions for the three sciences, math physics and chem, during night self study. The remaining he planned to slowly grind his way through while learning them, slowly chip away at it at night. In the end, the chipping away took two hours straight.
在夜间自学中,他成功完成了两篇语言理解文章以及数学、物理和化学三门科学的基础问题。剩下的他打算在学习它们的同时慢慢磨练,在晚上慢慢削掉它。最后,削球连续花了两个小时。






Crab was probably doing questions too, he felt a little like he did not want to be left out. He popped up and asked Sheng Wang: “Sheng-ge, how’s it going Sheng-ge, do you feel like you are one with the heavens all your arteries and veins are unblocked everything’s flowing like cloud and water and you got everything down at one go?”(8)
螃蟹可能也在做问题,他觉得自己有点不想被排除在外。他突然出现,问盛王:“盛哥,怎么样了,盛哥,你是不是觉得你和天合一,你所有的动脉和静脉都畅通无阻,一切都像云水一样流动,你一下子把所有东西都搞定了?(8)


Sheng Wang let out a dry laugh, and said: “I can’t do it”
盛王发出一声干笑,说:“我做不到”


Crab: “Huh? How?”
螃蟹:“嗯?怎么样?






Sheng Wang was also despondent.
盛王也感到沮丧。


He was usually a very good self-learner, even though this may make him sound shameless, but he was pretty self-aware. There were three things spreaded across the table in front of him, on the left was the teaching material, the centre the test paper, and on the right the assessment books.
他通常是一个非常好的自学者,尽管这可能让他听起来无耻,但他非常有自我意识。他面前的桌子上铺着三样东西,左边是教材,中间是试卷,右边是测评书。






He always looked at the question on the test first, circled out what piece of information was he getting tested on, speedily read through the relevant portion in the teaching material, next go to the right to get a feel of the question with two similar question types, and then attempt the question on the test.
他总是先看试题,圈出自己要考的是什么信息,快速通读教材中的相关部分,然后往右边看两类相似题型的题目,然后试题题。


With this series of steps, with more deduction, he would be able to solve similar questions.
通过这一系列步骤,加上更多的推理,他将能够解决类似的问题。






He quickly finished most of the assignments with this method, and yet only the last question for physics was still blank, as he was unable to find a corresponding question type.
他很快就用这种方法完成了大部分作业,但只有物理的最后一道题仍然是空白的,因为他无法找到相应的题型。






“Really? It can’t be?” Crab said, “Send a pic of the question to me.”
“真的吗?不可能?螃蟹说:“把问题的照片发给我。


“What, you’re helping me solve it?”
“什么,你在帮我解决?”


“You jest!” Crab said, “I’m seeking help from the audience. There’s a couple of pretty smart seniors living next dorm over, let me go ask them.”
“你开玩笑!”克拉布说:“我正在寻求观众的帮助。宿舍隔壁住着几个很聪明的高年级学生,让我去问问他们。






Sheng Wang sent a picture to him, and directly went online on his computer to search too.
盛王发了一张图片给他,直接在电脑上也上网搜索。


Around half an hour later, Crab came back with his tail between his legs: “The seniors turned on the torch light and went to solve the question on their stomachs. As they tried they kept yelling at me, saying that I’m out to get them, if they can’t solve it by tonight, they won’t be able to get any rest.”
大约半个小时后,螃蟹夹着尾巴回来了:“学长们打开火炬,趴着去解题。当他们尝试时,他们一直对我大喊大叫,说我是出去抓他们的,如果他们今晚不能解决,他们就无法休息。






Sheng Wang bit his lips as he glared at the computer screen, and did not reply.
盛王咬着嘴唇瞪着电脑屏幕,没有回答。


Crab sent three messages in a row again, and in the end he went straight for a voice message.
螃蟹又连发了三条消息,最后他直奔语音消息。






The moment he got to Sheng Wang he asked: “How is it?”
一到盛旺身边,他就问:“怎么样?


Sheng Wang went reticently: “I found something that looks kinda similar.”
盛王沉默地说:“我发现了一个看起来有点相似的东西。


Crab: “Oh! Then it’s fine already, just do it!”
螃蟹:“哦!那已经没事了,就去做吧!


“The hell with doing it, it’s an olympiad question.”
“做这件事到底是什么,这是一个奥林匹克问题。”


Crab: “...... Why is your homework so hardcore?”
螃蟹:“......你的作业怎么这么硬核?


Wasn’t it a little too screwed up to get someone who did not even learn the content to do an olympiad question?
让一个连内容都没学过的人来做奥林匹克问题,是不是有点太搞砸了?






“I’ll hang up first, I need to go down for some ice water to calm down.” Sheng Wang spoke, cutting off the voice message and grumbled on his way down.
“我先挂断电话,我需要下去喝点冰水冷静下来。”盛王说话,打断了语音信息,咕哝着往下走。


The living room was already dark, with only the light at the entrance being left on. He shot a look at the clock before realising that it was already 11pm. He brought out a bottle of ice water from the fridge and went upstairs, leaned against the window and chugged two mouthfuls. Just as he prepared to return and chip away at the question, he suddenly spotted someone standing next to the street lamp outside the courtyard.
客厅已经很黑了,只有入口处的灯还亮着。他看了一眼时钟,才意识到已经是晚上 11 点了。他从冰箱里拿出一瓶冰水上楼,靠在窗户上大口喝了两口。正当他准备回去削去这个问题时,他突然发现院外的路灯旁边站着一个人。






That person carried a bag on the shoulders, and was on the phone.
那个人肩上扛着一个包,正在打电话。


Maybe it was the street lamp being bright enough, maybe it was his eyesight that was good enough. Sheng Wang could see the irritation and vexation on the person’s face all the way through the window pane and across the courtyard.
也许是路灯够亮,也许是他的视力足够好。盛王透过窗玻璃,隔着院子,都能看到那人脸上的恼怒和恼怒。






Who’s on the other side on the phone that caused so much anger?
电话那头是谁引起了如此多的愤怒?


Sheng Wang was a little curious. He saw Jiang Tian tap the screen once, and stuffed his phone into his pants’ pocket with a cold look on his face. Yet, he did not immediately enter the courtyard, but rather he stood out there by himself for quite a bit, before turning to look at the building.
盛王有些好奇。他看到江甜轻点了一次屏幕,一脸冰冷地把手机塞进了裤兜里。然而,他并没有立即进入院子,而是独自站在那里很长一段时间,然后转身看向这座建筑。






Sheng Wang closed the curtains on instinct in order to shield himself, only after closing the curtains then he realised that this was more obvious instead.
盛王本能地拉上了窗帘,以保护自己,直到拉上窗帘后,他才意识到这反而更明显。






Fine whatever this was too dumb.
好吧,不管怎样,这太愚蠢了。


After some thinking he opened the curtains again, and unabashedly looked outside the window, only to see that Jiang Tian had already turned around, and was walking in the opposite direction.
想了想,他又拉开窗帘,毫不掩饰地看向窗外,只见江甜已经转过身来,正朝相反的方向走去。






“Eh?” Sheng Wang was dumbfounded.
“嗯?”盛王傻眼了。


By the time he realised, he already opened the window, and yelled at the person outside the courtyard: “Where are you going? Don’t you know how to open the door?”
等他意识到时,他已经打开了窗户,对院外的人吼道:“你要去哪里?你不知道怎么开门吗?


The commotion was a little bit loud. When he was done, the bedroom window downstairs also opened.
骚动有点大。说完,楼下卧室的窗户也打开了。


Sheng Mingyang stuck his head out and looked at him: “Who are you talking to?”
盛明阳探出头来,看着他:“你在跟谁说话?


Without needing Sheng Wang’s reply, he immediately realised: “Jiang Tian?”
不用盛王的回复,他立刻意识到:“江天?






“If not who else? A thief?” Sheng Wang said.
“如果不是,还有谁?小偷?“王盛说。


But he soon came to regret it.
但他很快就后悔了。






Two minutes later, Jiang Tian who initially planned to leave was dragged into the living room by his mom and Sheng Mingyang, and was besieged at the intersection of the first and second floor.
两分钟后,原本打算离开的江甜被妈妈和盛明阳拖进客厅,被围困在一楼和二楼的路口。


Young master Sheng Wang cracked open the door, wanting to watch the show. Just as he revealed a single eye he directly met Jiang Tian’s icy gaze. With some thought, he silently shut the door once more.
少爷盛王破门而入,想要看戏。就在他露出一只眼睛的时候,直接对上了江天冰冷的目光。想了想,他又默默地关上了门。






Footnotes:
脚注:


This character contained the character for ‘green’ in chinese, basically they spoke of ‘green’ and their faces paled/turned white accordingly.
这个字在中文中包含“绿色”的字符,基本上他们说的是“绿色”,他们的脸相应地变得苍白/变白。




Jie: suffix indicating ‘older sister’, this is a very casual and disrespectful way of addressing a teacher, thus a nickname the students would use amongst themselves and not say it directly to the teacher’s face
杰:后缀表示“姐姐”,这是一种非常随意和不尊重老师的称呼方式,因此学生们会在自己之间使用这个昵称,而不是直接当着老师的面说出来




A scary looking spirit in both hindu and buddhist mythology
印度教和佛教神话中看起来很可怕的灵魂




Key schools are schools distinguished from ordinary schools by academic reputation and are generally allocated more resources by the state, both Sheng Wang’s present and previous schools are this. Will change tl back in chapter 1 to reflect this.
重点学校是以学术声誉区别于普通学校的学校,一般由国家分配更多的资源,盛旺现在和以前的学校都是这样。将在第 1 章中更改 tl 以反映这一点。




Magpie bridge: the one that the cowherd and the weaving maid reunites every lunar seventh month seventh day aka chinese valentines
喜鹊桥:每年农历七月七重逢的喜鹊桥,又名七日七




Pre-mature dating aka dating while still in school, the narration also sarcastically called this place a temple but it should be noted it isn’t one, just a figurative way of saying that they aren’t allowed to date, just like monks. Also, early dating is heavily frowned upon in chinese schools and they would actively break couples up/inform parents and guardians etc etc for some.
过早约会又名在学校时约会,旁白还讽刺地称这个地方为寺庙,但应该注意的是,它不是寺庙,只是一种比喻的方式,说他们不被允许约会,就像僧侣一样。此外,早期约会在中文学校中是非常不受欢迎的,他们会积极地拆散情侣/通知父母和监护人等。




Peidu (accompany to study): some parents (usually moms) would accompany their kids to locations near favourable schools for the sake of their studies, quite common for abroad too.
佩都(陪读书):一些家长(通常是妈妈)为了学习,会陪孩子去好学校附近的地方,这在国外也很常见。




The following idioms used here, in a row: “Oneness of heaven and humanity”, “Six pulses are all unclogged”, “moving clouds and flowing water” “do everything at one go/to flow smoothly”, basically, he was asking: did everything come easily for Sheng Wang/if he made much progress
这里用到的以下成语,一连串:“天人合一”、“六脉俱通”、“动云流水”、“事事一气呵成/要顺畅”,基本上,他是在问:盛王来得容易吗/如果他进步多了






Chapter 007 - Post-it Note
第007章 便利贴






These were the Steps for Solving the Last Physics Question
这些是解决最后一个物理问题的步骤






By the time the whole hullabaloo was over, it was already midnight.
当整个呼拉巴卢结束时,已经是午夜了。


Who knew what Sheng Mingyang and Jiang Ou resorted to, in any case they managed to get Jiang Tian to stay. Sheng Wang listened through his bedroom door, but whatever he caught was incoherent . Still, he deduced from what he witnessed before and figured that it was once again Jiang Ou who acted pitiful. As long as Jiang Ou put on that pleading yet wary look of hers, Jiang Tian would not bear to be too harsh.
谁知道盛明阳和江鸥采取了什么手段,无论如何,他们还是设法让江天留下来。盛王隔着卧室门听着,但听到什么都语无伦次。尽管如此,他还是从之前的目睹中推断出来,认为又是江鸥行得可怜。只要江鸥摆出她那种恳求又警惕的神情,江甜就不忍心太苛刻。






Footsteps came upstairs in bits and pieces, Sheng Wang was still leaning against the door when he heard Sheng Mingyang say: “Xiao-Tian, you can stay in this bedroom.”
楼上有零零碎碎的脚步声传来,盛王还靠在门上,就听到盛明阳说:“小天,你住这间卧室吧。


There was an independent bathroom and study opposite Sheng Wang’s room, the ‘this bedroom’ in his dad’s words was right next to him. Though the house was quite not quite new, it did get a complete renovation at one point and had decent soundproofing. Regardless, with the rooms stuck right next to each other and even sharing a wall, they more or less could somewhat hear each other.
盛王的房间对面有一个独立的卫生间和书房,他爸爸话中的“这间卧室”就在他旁边。虽然这所房子还不是很新,但它确实有一次进行了全面翻新,并且隔音效果不错。无论如何,由于房间紧挨着,甚至共用一堵墙,他们或多或少可以听到对方的声音。






Sheng Wang felt like his private territory was invaded, a tinge of awkwardness mixed in with his resentment.
盛王感觉自己的私人领地被侵犯了,怨恨中夹杂着一丝尴尬。


His phone suddenly vibrated. Sheng Wang listlessly swiped on his phone; Crab was still updating him on the two seniors’ progress.
他的手机突然震动起来。盛王无精打采地刷手机;克拉布仍在向他通报两位前辈的最新进展。


StarAniseCrab:
八角蟹:


Good news, they finally solved the first part. I even managed to feel their fervor all the way from the other side of the wall, then their dorm got a warning from the teacher on patrol.
好消息,他们终于解决了第一部分。我什至设法从墙的另一边感受到了他们的热情,然后他们的宿舍收到了巡逻老师的警告。






StarAniseCrab: Hey, still awake?
StarAniseCrab:嘿,还醒着?


StarAniseCrab: ??
八角蟹:??


Sheng Wang brought the phone near his lips: “It’s not even that late yet, I’m still up.”
盛王把手机凑到唇边:“还没那么晚,我还在起床。






StarAniseCrab: It’s already 12.30am ge. How ‘bout you? How’s your progress?
StarAniseCrab:现在已经是凌晨 12 点 30 分了。你怎么样?你的进步如何?


Canned: “Didn’t get the chance to.”
罐头:“没机会。


StarAniseCrab: Huh? Then what have you been doing all these while?
StarAniseCrab:嗯?那你这段时间都在做什么?


Canned: “Witnessing a family soap opera.”(1)
罐头:“目睹一部家庭肥皂剧。(1)






Crab was his previous dormitory roommate after all, they were quite tight and he roughly knew about his situation at home. The phone, once vibrating non-stop, suddenly went quiet for a while. Much later, Crab cautiously asked: What’s the situation now?
螃蟹毕竟是他以前的宿舍室友,他们关系比较紧,他对自己在家里的情况也大致了解。手机,曾经不停地振动,突然安静了一会儿。很久以后,螃蟹小心翼翼地问道:现在情况如何?






Sheng Wang held down the voice message button, let go of it a few seconds later, and decided to type instead.
盛王按住语音留言按钮,几秒钟后松开了,决定打字。


Crab received a voice message filled with silence. He sent a long chain of question marks in response.
螃蟹收到了一条充满沉默的语音信息。他发出了一长串问号作为回应。






Sheng Wang did not bother with an explanation. He slumped against the door and typed on his t9 keyboard: A woman about to become my stepmother moved in with her son, her son lives right to me, I
盛王懒得解释。他瘫坐在门上,在他的 t9 键盘上打字:一个即将成为我继母的女人搬来和她的儿子住在一起,她的儿子就住在我身边,我






I what? There was not much point in saying this to other people, and it was a little prissy. It was mostly because that it was prissy, it did not match his suave image. As Sheng Wang thought so, he deleted the words he already typed out, and voice messaged: “Nothing much, it’s just that there’s this grandson(2) living next door to me now, and I have to call him ge out of politeness.”
我什么?对其他人说这句话没有多大意义,而且有点挑剔。主要是因为它很挑剔,与他温文尔雅的形象不符。盛王一边这么想,一边删掉了已经打出来的字,语音留言道:“没什么,只是现在我隔壁住着这个孙子(2),出于客气,我不得不叫他哥。






His words were ambiguous, Crab thought that it was some one-of-a-kind relative,(3) and was instantly relieved.
他的话含糊不清,螃蟹以为是某种独一无二的亲戚,(3)顿时松了口气。


StarAniseCrab: Then did you call him?
StarAniseCrab:那你给他打电话了吗?


Canned: “Impossible, I’ve always lacked manners.”
罐头:“不可能,我一直缺乏礼貌。


StarAniseCrab: Hahaha then chase him out.
StarAniseCrab:哈哈哈,然后把他赶出去。


Canned: “I totally want to. Don’t you own a dog? Lend it to me later, I’ll bring the dog to that room and let it piss all over, let’s see who can even stay there.”
罐头:“我完全想。你没有养狗吗?等会儿借给我,我把狗带到那个房间里,让它尿得满身都是,让我们看看谁还能呆在那里。


StarAniseCrab: Fuck, stop describing, I can nearly smell it.
StarAniseCrab:操,别再描述了,我几乎能闻到它的味道。






Sheng Wang cheered up. He got a kick out of his words, yet he suddenly recalled the way Jiang Tian looked as he stood by himself outside the courtyard, the street lamp stretching out his shadows. Quite proud, but a little...lonely.
盛王振作起来。他的话被踢了一跳,但他突然想起了江甜独自站在院子外的样子,路灯将他的影子伸出来。相当自豪,但有点......孤独。


The young master ‘tsked’, and continued: “Whatever, it’s too troublesome. As long as he doesn’t try to talk to me, and not affect my studying, it will be fine. Out of sight out of mind. I’m going back to my questions now.”
少爷'啧啧'了一声,继续说道:“随便,太麻烦了。只要他不试图和我说话,不影响我的学习,就没事了。离久情疏。我现在要回到我的问题上。






StarAniseCrab: Eh? Hold on.
StarAniseCrab:嗯?坚持。


StarAniseCrab: Speaking of doing questions I suddenly just remembered, if you are made to call him ge, then the grandson next door should be older than you, right?
StarAniseCrab:说到做题我突然想起来,如果你让他叫哥,那隔壁的孙子应该比你大吧?


StarAniseCrab: He’s at least year two onwards, right? How about you try showing that question to him, if he could solve it that’s just fine, if he couldn’t you could embarrass him.
StarAniseCrab:他至少已经二年级了,对吧?你试着把这个问题展示给他看,如果他能解决,那很好,如果他不能,你可能会让他难堪。






This train of thought was truly a little audacious, Sheng Wang was so floored by him, he replied with zero hesitation: You’re embarrassing me.
这趟思路确实有些大胆,盛王被他打得太惊呆了,他毫不犹豫地回答:你让我难堪。


Canned: I’m going offline!
罐头:我要下线了!


The last sentence was a little harsh, StarAniseCrab chickened out, and quiet down as expected.
最后一句话有些刺耳,StarAniseCrab 退缩了,果然安静下来。






After Sheng Mingyang arranged Jiang Tian’s accommodation, his footsteps hesitated briefly before he stopped outside Sheng Wang’s door, and called out in a soft voice: “Son?” His voice was not loud, nor did he knock on the door, like he was afraid of disturbing people.
盛明阳安排好江天的住宿后,脚步稍作犹疑,才停在盛旺的门外,轻声喊道:“儿子?他的声音并不大,也没有敲门,像是怕打扰人。


Sheng Wang was actually standing right behind the door, the father and son were only separated by a single wooden board. He heard everything loud and clear, and yet he did not reply.
盛王居然就站在门后,父子俩只隔着一块木板。他听到了一切响亮而清晰的声音,但他没有回答。






“Son?” Sheng Mingyang called out once more.
“儿子?”盛明阳再次喊道。


Sheng Wang still did not respond.
盛王还是没有回应。






A while later, he heard Sheng Mingyang say to Jiang Ou in a low voice: “It’s already been more than an hour, he’s probably asleep.”
过了一会儿,他听到盛明阳低声对江鸥说:“已经一个多小时了,他估计睡着了。


“Really?” Jiang Ou was a little unsure.
“真的吗?”江鸥有些不确定。


“He should be.” Sheng Mingyang estimated the time with the wall clock, and mumbled: “It’s almost one, let’s go down first.”
“他应该是。”盛明阳用挂钟估计了一下时间,喃喃道:“快一点了,我们先下去吧。






Deliberately lightened footsteps retreated away from the room, and went down along the stairs.
故意放轻的脚步声从房间里退开,沿着楼梯走下去。


Sheng Wang dimly heard his dad say: “I have to catch the morning flight tomorrow, help me take care for a bit.”
盛王隐隐约约听到爸爸说:“我明天还要赶早班机,帮我照顾一下。






Sheng Wang only returned to the table after any movement downstairs completely disappeared. He pushed his book aside as he sat on the table, his feet on the edge of the chair, the test paper spreading on his lap. He stared down at it for ten minutes, his head a complete mess without a single clear train of thought at all.
盛王在楼下的任何动静完全消失后,才回到了桌子上。他把书推到一边,坐在桌子上,双脚放在椅子边缘,试卷铺在腿上。他低头盯着它看了十分钟,脑袋一团糟,根本没有一个清晰的思路。


He raised his head, his upper body slightly leaned back.
他抬起头,上半身微微向后倾斜。


From this angle, he could see half of the window next room over. The light specifically that came from a desk lamp was reflected onto the glass through the curtains. With this, it appeared that Jiang Tian was probably rushing his homework too.
从这个角度,他可以看到隔壁房间的一半窗户。特别是来自台灯的光通过窗帘反射到玻璃上。这样看来,江甜估计也在赶作业了。






He wondered if his physics was completed……
他想知道他的物理学是否已经完成......


He should probably be done, he was already doing practice papers during night self study, if he was still stuck on that he would be doing a disservice to the name of top student.
他可能应该完成,他已经在夜间自习时做练习卷了,如果他仍然坚持下去,他将对尖子生的名声造成伤害。


What if he also did not know how to solve the last question?
如果他也不知道如何解决最后一个问题怎么办?


But that person scored full marks.
但那个人却考了满分。






There was probably a Crab residing in his head, going blah blah blah and endlessly debating him non-stop.
他的脑子里可能住着一只螃蟹,胡说八道,不停地与他争论不休。






Test paper or face, he had to pick between one. (4)
试卷或脸,他必须在其中之一之间做出选择。(4)


The pen in Sheng Wang’s hand spun for n rounds, he finally slapped it on the table: I choose face.
盛王手里的笔转了 n 圈,终于一拍在桌子上:我选面子。






Five minutes later, the young master dragged along the face that met its demise and stood in front of the door next to his. He lifted his hand three times before he grudgingly knocked on the door.
五分钟后,少爷拖着那张遇死的脸,站在了他旁边的门前。他举起手三次,才勉强敲了敲门。


“Who?” Jiang Tian’s voice ranged behind the door, it was chilly.
“谁?”江甜的声音在门后响起,冷淡的。


This person, even when living under another person's roof, had zero intention to act carefully and cower, a “Who” was asked with so much audacity, Sheng Wang was nearly blown back into his room with the force of it. His left foot shifted before he kept it back again, and chose to strategically act deaf as he held onto the door frame.
这个人,即使住在别人的屋檐下,也没有小心翼翼、畏缩的意思,一个“谁”被如此大胆地问到,盛王差点被它的力量吹回自己的房间。他的左脚移动了一下,然后又把它放回原处,并选择在抓住门框时策略性地表现得充耳不闻。






With not a single response heard, Jiang Tian shuffled over in his slippers. The door handle clicked and the door half opened.
没有听到任何回应,江甜穿着拖鞋拖着脚走了过来。门把手咔哒一声,门半开。


He evidently did not expect the visitor to be Sheng Wang, and was startled. Perhaps he held a grudge for him getting dragged inside, his expression was not friendly, looking like he had a toothache or an ache in general.
他显然没想到来访者是盛王,吓了一跳。也许是对他被拖进去怀恨在心,他的表情并不友好,看起来他牙痛或全身疼痛。






“What’s with your look?” Sheng Wang said.
“你的样子怎么样?”“王盛说。


“Out with it.” Jiang Tian obviously did not want to chat.
“出去吧。”江甜显然不想聊天。


Sheng Wang’s mouth opened, he stuck out his hand and said: “Return my pen.”
盛王张开嘴,伸出手说:“还我的笔。


Jiang Tian looked at him expressionlessly for two seconds, and went back into his room.
江甜面无表情地看了他两秒,然后回到了自己的房间。






The moment the door was vacated, Sheng Wang turned his head and swatted at his own mouth.
门空出来的那一刻,盛王转过头,拍了拍自己的嘴。


Are you a coward handsome guy, I’m asking if you are a coward?! He viciously mocked himself on the inside, and yet in the instant Jiang Tian went back to the door he returned back to his lazy idling self.
你是懦夫帅哥吗,我问你是不是胆小鬼?!他内心恶狠狠地嘲讽自己,然而在江甜回到门口的那一刻,他又回到了懒惰、无所事事的自己。






Jiang Tian handed the pen over to him, and asked again: “Is there anything else?”
江天把笔递给他,又问:“还有什么吗?


“Just this.” Sheng Wang said.
“就这个。”“王盛说。


Jiang Tian nodded, and closed his door without a second word.
江甜点点头,二话不说就关上了门。


“.......”


Sheng Wang stared at the pen in his hand for a few seconds, and slowly stuck out a middle finger at the room door. He then scrambled back to his room to continue the showdown against the physics paper.
盛王盯着手中的笔看了几秒,缓缓在房间门口伸出了一根中指。然后他匆匆忙忙地回到自己的房间,继续与物理论文的对决。






A smooth sailing student like him certainly did make mistakes before, but this was the first time he did not even know how to start. Students his type all have a bad habit, if they could not logically fill up the paper they would lose sleep over it.
像他这样一帆风顺的学生,以前确实犯过错误,但这是他第一次甚至不知道该如何开始。他这种类型的学生都有一个坏习惯,如果他们不能逻辑地填满试卷,他们就会为此失眠。






He switched between many trains of thought, every time he would cross them out after he was halfway through with a method. People who practiced enough would have instincts like this——they may not arrive at the right conclusion, but just one glance and the wrong ones were obvious enough.
他在许多思路之间切换,每次他都会在用一种方法完成一半后将它们划掉。练够了的人,才会有这样的直觉——未必能得出正确的结论,但只是看一眼,错的就足够明显了。


Sheng Wang was sunken in the whirlpool of errors. After twenty minutes of distress, he finally tossed his pen aside.
盛王陷入了失误的漩涡中。苦恼了二十分钟,他终于把笔扔到了一边。






All his attention was on tiny balls, water droplets and viscosity, only when he got up then he heard movement outside the door. He wondered if Jiang Tian left his room.
他所有的注意力都集中在小球、水滴和粘度上,直到他站起来时,他才听到门外有动静。他想知道江甜是否离开了他的房间。


Did he come out for a stroll after driving himself insane with studying?
他是不是在学习中发疯后出来散步的?


Sheng Wang hesisted momentarily, and went to grab his door handle once more.
盛王犹豫了一下,又去抓门把手。






Humid air came gushing at him the moment he opened the door. Sheng Wang was briefly swept away, before he noticed that Jiang Tian just left the bathroom opposite his room. He changed into an oversized gray short-sleeve shirt, his half dried black hair was neatly combed to the back. It was evident that he just showered.
当他打开门的那一刻,潮湿的空气向他涌来。盛王短暂地被卷走,才注意到江甜刚刚离开了自己房间对面的卫生间。他换上了一件超大号的灰色短袖衬衫,半干的黑发整齐地梳到后面。很明显,他只是洗了个澡。


He held the towel in his hand, shook his head to get rid of the water in his ears, then looked up towards Sheng Wang, and asked: “You still need something?”
他手里拿着毛巾,摇摇头把耳里的水甩掉,然后抬头看向盛王,问道:“你还需要什么?


Sheng Wang turned on his heels, and went straight for the stairs: “I’m going down for some water, you just go and shower.”
盛王转身,径直朝楼梯走去:“我下去喝点水,你去洗澡就行了。






He dug out a bottle of ice water, twisted the cap open, realised that it was undrinkable, and could only go back upstairs and back into his room with his tail between his legs.
他翻出一瓶冰水,拧开瓶盖,意识到是不能喝的,只能夹着尾巴回到楼上回到自己的房间。


Sheng Wang pressed the bottle to his forehead, and slumped over the table for a while, till drowsiness nearly started coming for him, then did he finally managed to convince himself——They were definitely going to be sharing the same house for the near future, they could not keep this awkwardness up forever, there had to be a way out for them.
盛王把瓶子按在额头上,瘫坐在桌子上一会儿,直到睡意快要来了,这才终于说服了自己——他们肯定要在不久的将来住在同一个房子里,他们不能一直保持这种尴尬,他们必须有一条出路。


This physics question would be that way out.
这个物理问题就是这样。






Sheng Wang stood up for the third time, and determinedly grabbed the paper with him this time round. Either go big or go home.
盛王第三次站了起来,这次坚决地和他一起抢了纸。要么做大,要么回家。


He was finally mentally prepared and was about to go knock on the door next to his. Yet, the moment his door opened, Jiang Tian was already leaning against the wall next to him. His left hand was half-heartedly occupied with drying his hair with a towel, his right hand was holding his phone, his eyes lowered as he swiped at his screen, poker-faced as usual.
他终于做好了心理准备,准备去敲他旁边的门。然而,当他的门打开的那一刻,江甜已经靠在了旁边的墙上。他的左手半心半意地用毛巾擦干头发,右手拿着手机,眼睛低垂着刷屏,像往常一样扑克脸。






“Why are you at my door?” Sheng Wang was startled.
“你怎么在我家门口?”盛王吓了一跳。


“Waiting for the rabbit by the tree stump.” (5)
“在树桩边等兔子。”(5)


Sheng Wang: “.......”
王盛:《.......》


If it was not for the fact that he did not look very happy either, Sheng Wang would have suspected that he was joking.
如果不是他看起来也不太开心,盛王早就怀疑他在开玩笑了。


Jiang Tian placed the phone back in his pocket, and asked: “You already went in and out for quite a couple of times, what exactly do you want?”
江甜把手机放回口袋里,问道:“你已经进进出出了好几次了,你到底想要什么?


Sheng Wang hid the test paper in his hand right behind him, and did not manage to squeeze out a single word even after a long while. In the end he said a: “Is that any of your business?” before shutting the door.
盛王将手中的试卷藏在身后,过了半天也没能挤出一个字。最后他说:“这关你的事吗?






A man’s face is bigger than the sky.
男人的脸比天还大。


Sheng Wang for the first time ever deeply related to this statement. He gave up on that question at last, and collapsed onto the bed in frustration. Right before he slept, he could not help but recall that in the moment he closed his door, Jiang Tian seemed like he took a brief glance at his fingers. He did not know if he saw his paper.
王盛有史以来第一次深深地与这句话产生了共鸣。他终于放弃了这个问题,沮丧地瘫倒在床上。就在睡觉之前,他不禁回想起,在他关上门的那一刻,江甜似乎短暂地瞥了一眼他的手指。他不知道他是否看到了他的报纸。






Sheng Wang was woken up by the soul-searching alarm clock at 6.10am. He dragged himself out with much difficulty.
王盛在早上6点10分被反省的闹钟吵醒。他好不容易把自己拖了出来。


His room came with his own bathroom, and did not need to go opposite to fight for a slot with Jiang Tian. Therefore he did not waste much time on washing up and getting himself dressed. It was only when he finally got everything together and went downstairs with his bag then he realised that he was the one who woke up the latest.
他的房间自带卫生间,不需要去对面和江天争一个名额。因此,他没有浪费太多时间洗漱和穿衣服。直到他终于把所有东西都收拾好,拎着包下楼时,他才意识到他才是最晚醒来的人。






Back then when he got up, the only moving living creatures in the house were him and the housekeeping lady.
当年他起床时,屋子里动的活物只有他和管家小姐。


He was a little unused to the abrupt increase in population, the morning temper on his face was a giant capitalised word, “confused”. He only came back to himself when Jiang Ou came out of the kitchen with a bowl in her hands.
他有点不习惯人口的突然增加,他脸上的晨怒是一个巨大的大写词,“困惑”。直到江鸥手里拿着碗从厨房出来时,他才回过神来。






Jiang Tian was currently changing his shoes at the entryway. It appeared that he woke up earlier than a chicken, probably for the sake of minimising unneeded interactions, and thus avoiding having to go to school together with Sheng Wang.
江甜目前正在玄关处换鞋。看来他比鸡醒得早,可能是为了尽量减少不必要的互动,从而避免和盛王一起上学。


In fact, Sheng Wang thought of that himself too, as he brushed his teeth he was contemplating how to stagger the timings in which they enter school with. But when the other person did exactly that, he was slightly annoyed. He was in the Jianghu for sixteen years, even though he did not form any deep connections due to the frequent moving, he always had a good relation with people in general.
其实,王盛自己也想到了这一点,他一边刷牙,一边思考着如何错开他们入学的时间。但当对方这么做时,他却略显恼火。他在江湖一干就是十六年,虽然由于频繁搬家,没有形成什么深厚的人脉,但他与一般人总是关系很好。


Jiang Tian was the first one to be this repulsed by him.
江甜是第一个被他如此排斥的人。






While he zoned out, the phone Jiang Tian left on the shoe cabinet vibrated a few times in a row, he straightened up, grabbed the phone and took a look.
当他分心时,江甜留在鞋柜上的手机连续震动了几下,他直起身子,抓起手机看了一眼。


In that instance, the look on his face subtly changed, both stiff and a little hesitant.
那时,他脸上的神色发生了微妙的变化,既僵硬又有些犹豫。






Next, his fingers quickly tapped on the screen, wore the other pair of shoes and said without even looking up: “Ji Huanyu transferred money to me, I just transferred it to you.”
接下来,他的手指飞快地敲了敲屏幕,穿上另一双鞋头也不抬地说:“季欢宇给我转钱了,我刚才转给你。


Sheng Wang was bewildered before he realised that Jiang Tian’s words were aimed at his mom.
盛王一头雾水,才意识到江甜的话是针对他妈妈的。






Jiang Ou’s hand that was scooping porridge for Sheng Wang stopped, she looked up at the wall clock and asked in astonishment: “What day is it today? He transferred money to you at six plus o’clock?”
江鸥给盛旺舀粥的手停了下来,她抬头看向挂钟,惊讶地问道:“今天是哪一天?他在六点多的时候给你转账了?


Jiang Tian’s movement paused, Sheng Wang saw his brows furrow, as if he was extremely against this topic.
江恬的动作顿了顿,盛王看到他眉头紧锁,似乎极度反对这个话题。






“No, I was just saying.” Jiang Ou sensed her son’s displeasure, and immediately changed the topic: “Are you heading to school now? You’re not waiting for Xiao-Wang?”
“不,我只是说。”江鸥察觉到儿子的不悦,立刻转移了话题:“你现在要去上学了吗?你不是在等小王吗?


“Mm, I have something on.” Jiang Tian lied straight through his teeth, and left without a single glance back.
“嗯,我有东西。”江甜直咬牙切齿地撒谎,头也不回一看就走了。






Sheng Wang was still under the influence of low blood sugar from having just woken up, his reactions were a little slow. His brain was still stuck on the part with “Ji Huanyu”. He thought that this name was somewhat familiar for some reason, like he heard it from somewhere before.
盛王还受到刚醒来的低血糖影响,反应有些迟钝。他的脑子还卡在了“季欢宇”的那部分。他觉得这个名字不知为何有些熟悉,就像他之前从哪里听说过的一样。


Only when he reflexively received the bowl, and got his tongue burned by the first mouthful then he abruptly remembered. Sheng Mingyang once mentioned a very long time ago that Jiang Ou’s ex-husband was named Ji Huanyu.
只有当他条件反射地接过碗,第一口就烫伤了舌头时,他才突然想起来。盛明阳很早之前就曾提到过,江鸥的前夫名叫季欢宇。


Wasn’t that…...Jiang Tian’s father then?
不是吗......那么江天的父亲呢?






According to Sheng Mingyang, when Jiang Ou divorced her ex-husband it was all very peaceful, there were no particularly violent conflicts, neither were there any disgraceful back and forths. Despite their son’s young age, he was mature to the point of being precocious, he did not even try to stop them at all.
据盛明阳透露,江鸥和前夫离婚的时候,一切都很平静,没有特别激烈的矛盾,也没有什么不光彩的来回。尽管他们的儿子年纪小,但他已经成熟到早熟的地步,他甚至根本没有试图阻止他们。


And so the people who lived together for 13 years went their own ways. Ji Huanyu went overseas with his friend for a business venture, Jiang Ou raised her son, and their lives no longer intersected.
就这样,一起生活了 13 年的人们各走各的路。纪欢宇和朋友出国经商,江鸥抚养儿子,他们的生活不再有交集。






Sheng Wang did not know what was the exact situation like, but for now at least, Ji Huanyu still remembered to transfer money to his son at regular intervals, and Jiang Ou did not display any resentment or grievance. That was already the best out of a bad situation. Yet, from Jiang Tian’s reaction, he did not seem to like his dad very much? He even...loathed him a little?
盛王不知道具体情况如何,但至少目前,季欢宇还记得定期给儿子转账,江鸥也没有表现出任何怨恨和委屈。这已经是糟糕情况中最好的了。然而,从江甜的反应来看,他似乎不太喜欢自己的父亲?他甚至......有点厌恶他?






Ultimately though, that had nothing to do with Sheng Wang. He only vaguely thought about it, and then left it at the back of his mind.
但最终,这与盛王无关。他只是隐约想了想,然后就留在了脑海深处。


He never did intend to accept Jiang Ou’s attempt to become close to him, but he still could not do a thing like to hit someone when they are smiling at you. Thus, that breakfast was particularly hard to get through, and he endured it like he was having his last meal.
他从来不打算接受江鸥试图接近他,但他仍然不能做任何事情,比如在别人对你微笑的时候打他们。因此,那顿早餐特别难吃,他忍得不亦乐乎,就像吃最后一顿饭一样。






He finally forced the porridge down with much difficulty, and left after saying goodbye without looking up.
他终于好不容易把粥逼了下去,头也不抬就告别了。


Xiao-Chen coincidentally arrived from sending Sheng Mingyang to the airport, and managed to fetch Sheng Wang on the dot. From the front seat, he asked in puzzlement: “Sheng-ge told me to bring both you and Xiao-Jiang to school, where is he?”
小陈刚好从送盛明阳去机场赶来,并设法当点接到了盛旺。在前排座位上,他不解地问道:“笙歌叫我带你和小江去学校,他在哪里?


“Long gone.” Sheng Wang rolled his eyes, and urged: “Let’s go already uncle, I still have a question I need rescuing for.”
“早就不见了。”盛王翻了个白眼,催促道:“我们走吧,叔叔,我还有个问题需要抢救。






Classes for year twos at Fuzhong start at 7am, but most students would arrive in class twenty minutes earlier, those who had to rush their homework rushed, those who were checking their answers against each other checked.
福中二年级的课程从早上7点开始,但大多数学生会提前20分钟到课,那些必须赶作业的学生匆匆忙忙,那些正在互相检查答案的学生被检查。


Sheng Wang always entered class on the dot as the school bell rang in his previous school, today was the first time round he was this enthusiastic.
王晟在以前的学校里,总是在校铃响起的时候准时上课,今天是他第一次这么热情。






The classroom was as noisy as a market, not a single person was properly staying put in their seats, if the person in front was not already putting their head together with the person behind, they would go across tables to find a helper even further away. There were even more unruly ones who roamed everywhere, like enjoying a water banquet. (6)
教室里像市场一样嘈杂,没有一个人能正确地坐在座位上,如果前面的人还没有和后面的人一起把头凑在一起,他们就会穿过桌子去找更远的帮手。还有更桀骜不驯的,到处游荡,像享受一场水宴。(6)






The person in front of him, Gao Tianyang, was a member of the water banquet. At that moment, he had scuttled all the way to the group on the other side of the class. As for the one behind Sheng Wang...forget about it.
眼前这个人,高天阳,是水宴的成员。就在这时,他已经一路冲向了班级另一边的那群人。至于盛王背后的那个......算了吧。


In short, he had nobody to gather with.
简而言之,他没有人可以聚会。






Just as he was holding the paper and fretting, Jiang Tian’s chair behind him suddenly made a noise, and a tall figure stood up next. When he walked past him, his fingers tapped on Sheng Wang’s table with a ‘du’.
正当他拿着纸烦躁的时候,身后江天的椅子突然发出一声巨响,紧接着站了起来一个高大的身影。当他从他身边走过时,他的手指在盛王的桌子上敲了敲,“嘟”了一声。


What?
什么?


Sheng Wang was baffled, but Jiang Tian did not even stop in his steps, and went out of the front door straight to the office.
盛王一头雾水,但江甜的脚步连脚步都没停下,从前门直奔办公室。


Until his figure finally disappeared from the corridor, then did he realise that there was a post-it the size of a palm on his desk. A bunch of formulas and steps were written on it.
直到他的身影终于从走廊上消失,他才意识到他的桌子上放着一张手掌大小的便利贴。上面写着一堆公式和步骤。






Sheng Wang spent a few hours last night chipping away at the question, at that instant he knew that these were the steps for solving the last question in the physics paper.
王盛昨晚花了几个小时削减了这个问题,那一刻他知道,这就是解决物理试卷最后一道题的步骤。






Only, other than this, the bottom of the post also contained a single line. The handwriting was thin but untidy: Next time, please mind your own business and don't open your big mouth.
只是,除此之外,帖子的底部还包含一行。字迹单薄却不整齐:下次,请管好自己的事,不要张大嘴巴。






Footnotes:
脚注:


Ethical play as explained by baike, a type of realistic story telling on tv etc etc, basically your soap operas.
baike 解释的道德游戏,一种在电视上讲述现实故事等,基本上是你的肥皂剧。




To call someone older/your age/most people really your "grandson" is an insult 99% of the time, unless they are truly their grandson lmaoo
称某人年长/你同龄/大多数人真的是你的“孙子”,99% 的情况下都是一种侮辱,除非他们真的是他们的孙子 lmaoo




It means ‘top quality’ originally, but internet slang could also use this to mean ‘outrageous/annoying on the extreme’
它最初的意思是“顶级品质”,但网络俚语也可以用它来表示“极端令人发指/烦人”




The ‘face’ of chinese culture again, or dignity really
中国文化的“面子”,还是真正的尊严




Idiom used here: to guard a tree stump, waiting for rabbits. To wait idly for opportunities. Basically, Jiang Tian fully expected Sheng Wang to come out and was waiting for/ambushing him lol
这里使用的成语:守护树桩,等待兔子。无所事事地等待机会。基本上,江甜完全预料到盛王会出来,并在等待/伏击他哈哈




The term used was three words like this in chinese: “water-flowing banquet”, or “Water banquet”, a type of banquet where the dishes are continuously served one after another. Try relating that to continuously approaching one table to another for answers to the homework.
使用的中文术语是这样的三个词:“水流宴”,或“水宴”,一种菜肴一个接一个地连续上桌的宴会。试着把它与不断接近一张桌子到另一张桌子来寻找家庭作业的答案联系起来。






Chapter 008 - Petty
第008章 小气






You Are Doing This on Purpose Aren’t You???
你是故意这样做的,不是吗???





All I did was give you a shout at a critical time, do you really have to go so far that you even hold a grudge now?
我所做的只是在关键时刻给你喊一声,你现在真的要走得太远,连记仇都记仇吗?


Sheng Wang glared at that last line for a while, wanting to throw the post-it back straight away. However, out of his respect of knowledge, he lowered his hand after raising it, smoothened out the crumpled up post-it, dug out his phone and took a picture of the solution.
王盛瞪了最后一行,想把便利贴马上扔回去。不过,出于对知识的尊重,他举起后放下了手,把皱巴巴的便利贴抹平了,翻出手机拍了一张解。






Just as he stuffed his phone back into his desk, Jiang Tian returned from the office, a thick and heavy book in his hand.
就在他把手机塞回办公桌的时候,江甜从办公室回来了,手里拿着一本厚重的书。


He did not manage to get a clear look at the title. Sheng Wang only aimed for the exact moment Jiang Tian returned to his seat, and threw the crumpled ball of paper behind him.
他没能清楚地看到标题。盛王只瞄准了江甜回到座位的那一刻,将皱巴巴的纸团扔到了身后。






Jiang Tian stood at his seat, his tall figure casting a shadow. He casually placed the book onto the table, opened that crumpled post-it note and looked. An extra new line was added at the bottom of the note: ——
江甜站在座位上,高大的身影投下阴影。他随手把书放在桌子上,打开那张皱巴巴的便利贴,看了看。在注释底部添加了额外的新行:——


Do you think I really care for that answer of yours?
你认为我真的在乎你的这个答案吗?






He scanned through this line of doggy-crawl handwriting, crushed the note and chucked it into his desk. He then pulled out his chair to sit down, and shot a question at the back of a certain someone’s head, asking plainly: “Then what did you take out your phone for?”
他扫视了这行狗爬行的字迹,把纸条压碎,扔进了他的桌子上。然后他拉出椅子坐下,朝某个人的后脑勺射了一个问题,平淡地问道:“那你拿出手机干什么?


After he spoke, the tip of the ears on the person in front of him gradually reddened.
他说完,眼前人的耳尖渐渐红了起来。






Fuck.
他妈的。


Sheng Wang closed his eyes on the pretense of keeping his poise, and felt that his face was utterly destroyed.
盛王假装保持镇定闭上了眼睛,感觉自己的脸被彻底摧毁了。






In an ultimate moment of embarrassment, there was always that one angel or two out to save the day.
在最尴尬的时刻,总有一两个天使出来拯救世界。


The angel’s name was Gao Tianyang, he just came back from the water banquet. He scampered to Jiang Tian’s desk and spoke: “You’re finally back at last, quick, lemme take a look at the last question for physics! I got three different answers after checking with everyone else, nobody is quite sure of what the last answer is.”
天使名叫高天阳,刚从水宴回来。他冲到江天的书桌前开口:“你终于回来了,快,让我看看物理的最后一道题!在与其他人核实后,我得到了三个不同的答案,没有人完全确定最后一个答案是什么。


His volume summoned a bunch of people, and they all descended upon Jiang Tian.
他的卷子召唤了一堆人,他们都降临到了江天的身上。






Class A students had a relatively high average rate of correct answers, if A did not know the answer B would, if B got it wrong A would have definitely gotten it right. To sum it up, under normal circumstances two different students only needed to compare their answers and the answer key would basically be out. If a question managed to cause an entire group of people like this to even feel unsure, then it was truly too difficult.
A 班学生的平均答对率比较高,如果 A 不知道答案 B 会答对,如果 B 答错了,A 肯定会答对。综上所述,一般情况下,两个不同的学生只需要比较他们的答案,答案基本上就出来了。如果一个问题能够让像这样的一整群人感到不确定,那真的太难了。


Yet, Sheng Wang still felt the disparity from their words——
然而,盛王还是从他们的话中感受到了差距——






His previous teacher also did assign them olympiad questions, but the ones who could solve it were the minority, and Sheng Wang was one of them. Yet, in this class, all they yammered on about was the last part, indicating that most people did fine for the first two parts.
他以前的老师也确实给他们布置了奥林匹克题,但能解的却是少数,盛王就是其中之一。然而,在这堂课上,他们喋喋不休的只是最后一部分,这表明大多数人在前两部分都做得很好。


Sheng Wang shifted his seat, and opened up a path for the students flocking there. He internally went: as expected of Class A whose average score for physics is 104marks.
盛王挪了挪座位,为蜂拥而至的学生开辟了一条道路。他内部去了:正如预期的那样,物理平均分是 104 分的 A 级。






Just as he lamented, the scholars of Class A howled: “What the fuck——it can’t be, this is already the fourth answer!”
就在他感叹的时候,A 班的书生们嚎叫起来:“他妈的——不可能,这已经是第四个答案了!


Gao Tianyang was at a loss with his paper in his hand: “Then should I change my answer or not?”
高天阳手里拿着纸子不知所措:“那我该不改答案?


“Up to you.”
“由你决定。”






Even though Jiang Tian was damn good, there were more than forty people in this class, when he was the only one with this answer, odds of him being wrong was really much higher.
江甜虽然该死的优秀,但这个班级有四十多人,当只有他一个人有这个答案的时候,他错的几率真的要高很多。


Students who made it into Class A would easily be the top student in any other class, they more or less were a little conceited. It would be too much to ask from them for them to easily accept that their answers were wrong.
进入 A 班的学生很容易成为其他班级的尖子生,他们或多或少有点自负。要求他们轻易接受他们的答案是错误的,那就太过分了。


And so just as the crowd came in like the tide, after some gabbling, they also receded like the tide, the number of people who changed their answers was less than ten.
于是就在人群如潮水般涌入时,经过一番喋喋不休,他们也如潮水般退去,改变答案的人数不到十人。






Jiang Tian did not mind that his answer was not commonly accepted, he merely clearly disliked the feeling of being surrounded by people. As the crowd dispersed, his tightly knit brows finally relaxed a little.
江甜并不介意自己的回答不被普遍接受,他只是明显不喜欢被人包围的感觉。随着人群散去,他紧握的眉头终于放松了几分。


Before Gao Tianyang went back to his seat he took a quick look at the book in his hand: “A Guide to Lyrical Writing?(1) You bought this yourself?”
高天阳还没回到座位上,快速看了一眼手中的书:“抒情写作指南?(1)这个是你自己买的?


“Why would I even buy this.” Jiang Tian shoved it into his desk without even flipping the book open, “I got it from the office.”
“我为什么要买这个。”江甜连书都没翻开就塞进办公桌,“我从办公室弄来的。


Gao Tianyang was lost for a bit before he suddenly realised: “Oh, did Beckon Money give it to you?”
高天阳愣了一下,才恍然大悟:“哦,招财给你的吗?






The “Beckon Money” from his words was a slightly plump female teacher with a round face, she was in charge of teaching Class A language. Due to her cat-like lips that made her look like a maneki-neko, she got such a wealthy sounding nickname.
“从他话里听出来的”招手钱“,是一位略显丰满、圆脸的女老师,她负责教甲班语文。由于她像猫一样的嘴唇让她看起来像招财猫,她得到了一个听起来如此富有的绰号。






“What did she give you for?” Gao Tianyang asked.
“她给你干什么?”高天阳问道。


Jiang Tian was completely uninterested in chit chatting, and ended the conversation with three words: “I don’t know.”
江甜对闲聊完全不感兴趣,用三个字结束了谈话:“不知道。


Gao Tianyang said an “Oh”, and finally properly went back to his seat.
高天阳“哦”了一声,终于妥妥的回到了座位上。






Their year had five periods of class each in the morning and afternoon, this morning Class A had two periods of math, one period of chemistry, and two periods of language. For the afternoon, there would be a PE lesson right in between physics and English.
他们一年级上午和下午各上五节课,今天上午 A 班有两节数学课,一节化学课,两节语言课。下午,将有一节介于物理和英语之间的体育课。


Other than physics as they already went through the paper during night self study, the other subjects were basically all going through the weekly test.
除了物理,因为他们在夜间自学中已经完成了试卷,其他科目基本上都在通过每周的测试。






For the first three periods, both Sheng Wang and Jiang Tian became infamous,(2) the former was because of his super strong study ability, the latter was because he was that good.
前三个时期,盛王和江天都声名狼藉,(2)前者是因为他超强的学习能力,后者是因为他那么优秀。


In this weekly test, Jiang Tian only lost three marks in total from his three sciences——he missed out an answer for ‘select the correct answer(s)” in chemistry, and missed out a “solved” for maths.(3)
在这次每周的考试中,江甜的三门科学总共只丢了3分——化学“选择正确答案”一题,数学一门“已解”。(3)


The two teachers praised them as they could, and praised them when they could, somehow forcing down 130 plus minutes of soup of forgetfulness(4) straight. Only when the language teacher Beckon Money entered then did the situation change.
两位老师尽可能地表扬他们,尽可能地表扬他们,不知何故,强行喝了 130 多分钟的健忘汤(4)。只有当语言老师 Beckon Money 进来时,情况才发生了变化。


It changed mostly Jiang Tian’s half of the situation.
这主要改变了江天的一半局面。






Beckon Money(5) got the first student of every group to pass the paper down to the back, she herself held on to the teacher’s desk as she summarised the situation for this week’s test: “The total score for language is 160, our class’ average is 109, do you know what this means? This means you only scored 5 points higher than physics, that has a total of 120 points. Are you kidding me?”
Beckon Money(5)让每组第一个学生把试卷传到后面,她自己扶着老师的桌子,总结了本周考试的情况:“语言总分是 160 分,我们班的平均分是 109 分,你知道这意味着什么吗?这意味着你的分数只比物理高出 5 分,总共有 120 分。你在开玩笑吗?


The whole class was as quiet as chickens. (6)
整个班级都安静得像鸡一样。(6)


The top students who were as threatening as can be with all fangs and claws when it came to the three sciences could only keep their tails between their legs whenever they were confronted by Zhao Cai and Yang Jing.
那些在三科面前威风凛凛的尖子们,每当遇到赵才和杨静时,都只能把尾巴夹在两腿之间。






In all honesty, as the top class, they weren’t too unbalanced in their proficiency for various subjects, otherwise their total score(7) would not fare well either. Comparatively still, their results for language and English were not as outstanding, and even drove their teachers up the wall once in a while.
老实说,作为顶尖班,他们在各科的熟练程度上并没有太不平衡,否则他们的总分(7)也不会太好。相比之下,他们的语言和英语成绩并不那么出色,甚至偶尔会把老师逼到墙上。






“Yes, the test now is a little harder than usual, it was too easy for your essays to go off topic, the overall score for the second comprehension passage across the entire year is very low, as for poetry appreciation...forget about it. I never held any hopes for your poetry appreciation, but you can’t just make things up?”
“是啊,现在的考比平时难一点,你的作文太容易跑题了,全年第二理解篇的总分很低,至于诗词鉴赏......算了吧。我从来没对你的诗歌欣赏抱有任何希望,但你不能胡编造吗?






“Now, I will heavily commend the new student. Even though he just transferred here and was behind, his foundation is very good. I recall he did not lose a single point for poetry appreciation as well as comprehension, his essay was also very well written——”
“现在,我将大力赞扬这位新生。虽然他刚转学到这里,落后了,但他的基础非常好。我记得他在诗歌欣赏和理解上没有丢一分,他的文章也写得很好——”


Everyone likes good looking guys, even more so for good looking guys who are good at studies. Beckon Money was not stingy at all when it came to praises, the moment she praised an entire paragraph came out.
大家都喜欢好看的男生,对于好学的好看男生更是如此。招手钱在夸奖方面一点也不吝啬,她夸奖的那一刻,就出了整整一段。






Sheng Wang’s soul was dancing, yet his face maintained a basic level of meekness and calmness. He leaned back against his chair, the pen between his middle finger and ring finger tipped up and down, and lightly tapped on his test.
盛王的灵魂在跳动,但他的脸上却保持着基本的温顺和平静。他靠在椅子上,中指和无名指之间的笔上下倾斜,轻轻敲击他的测试。






Just as he was feeling good from head to toe from all the praising, Beckon Money suddenly added a line: “It’s just that that handwriting of yours still needs some work. You don’t need to make it particularly pretty or anything, you only need to try your best to make sure they are upright, and not crawling.”
正当他从头到脚都被所有的赞美所吸引时,招手突然补充了一句:“只是你的那笔笔迹还需要一些工作。你不需要把它弄得特别漂亮什么的,你只需要尽力确保它们是直立的,而不是爬行的。


Sheng Wang: “.......”
王盛:《.......》






The guys in class started cackling, the girls were slightly more reserved, some lowered their heads and laughed till their faces turned red, and then sneakily turned back to look at him amidst the chaos.
班上的男生们开始咯咯笑起来,女生们稍微矜持一些,有的低着头笑到脸都红了,然后在一片混乱中偷偷回头看他。






Beckon Money thumped the table: “What are you laughing for? You have the gall to laugh? Just this essay alone, I would dare say that out of the entire class only his and the rep’s works could be counted as scoring well, what are the others even made of? And also some students need to watch out, the question was asking for you to write lyrically, can you please add a little more emotion into your words? Don’t make them as dry as your formulas, can you please fluff(8) it up a bit? I won’t specifically be calling anyone out, right Jiang Tian?”
招手钱拍桌子:“你笑什么?你有胆量笑吗?仅凭这篇文章,我敢说,在整个班级中,只有他和代表的作品可以算得上得分,其他的还有什么?还有一些学生需要注意,问题是要求你写抒情的,你能在你的文字中多加一点情感吗?不要让它们像你的配方奶粉一样干燥,你能把它弄松一点(8)吗?我不会特意叫谁出来的,对吧,江天?






Sheng Wang suddenly recalled the “A Guide to Lyrical Writing” that Jiang Tian brought back in the morning, and could not help but laugh. The whole class cackled again.
盛王突然回想起江甜早上带回来的《抒情写作指南》,忍不住笑了起来。全班同学又咯咯笑起来。


He slightly turned his head to look, the reprimanded person in question appeared to be unaffected, nobody knew if he was truly aloof or he could not let go of his dignity and was pretending to be aloof.
他微微转过头看去,被训斥的人似乎没有受到影响,谁也不知道他是真的高高在上,还是放不下尊严,装作高高在上。






After Beckon Money attacked everyone with precision for ten minutes, she finally started going through the answers. Even as she went through the answers, she did not neglect dragging certain students out to attack them again.
在招来金钱精确攻击了所有人十分钟后,她终于开始研究答案。即使在她翻阅答案的同时,她也没有忘记将某些学生拖出来再次攻击他们。


As she reached the comprehension passage, she looked up and scanned around, and called: “Jiang Tian.”
当她到达领悟通道时,她抬头扫视了周围,叫道:“江天。


Sheng Wang heard the chair scraping against the floor as it moved. The person behind him stood up.
盛王听到椅子移动时刮擦着地板。身后的人站了起来。






“Look at the first question, what do you think is the correct answer?” Beckon Money questioned.
“看第一道题,你觉得正确答案是什么?”招手钱质问道。


With a period down Sheng Wang already figured out this teacher’s style, she would call on whoever got the question wrong.
过了一段时间,盛王已经想通了这位老师的作风,谁答错了,她就叫谁。






Maybe it was out of the need to respond to that post-it note earlier on, or maybe he was merely opening his peacock feathers again, Sheng Wang shifted his paper to the left a little for some mysterious reason.
也许是出于之前回复那张便利贴的需要,也许只是他再次打开了孔雀羽毛,盛王出于某种神秘的原因将他的纸向左移动了一点。


He got everything correct for this comprehension passage, Jiang Tian would be able to see the right answer if he lowered his eyes, as long as he was not blind, he should see that the right answer for the first question was C.
他把这段理解段落都答对了,江甜垂下眼睛就能看清正确答案,只要他不瞎,他应该看到第一道题的正确答案是 C。






Sheng Wang sent a glance to Jiang Tian, and coincidentally met his eyes too. He instantaneously sat up straight, and yet he felt slightly relieved on the inside——this meant that Jiang Tian saw the paper.
盛王看了江天一眼,也巧合地对上了他的目光。他瞬间坐直了身子,心里却微微松了口气——这说明江天看到了那张纸。


Instead, in the next second, he heard Jiang Tian say: “A.”
而是下一秒,就听到江甜说:“啊。


Sheng Wang: “???”
王盛:“???”






Beckon Money’s eyes narrowed as expected: “You’re choosing A? Take a look and tell me which one you should choose again?”
招手钱果然眯起眼睛:“你选 A?看看,告诉我你应该再选择哪一个?


Sheng Wang shifted his paper even more to the left, and yet he heard Jiang Tian correct himself, even more undisturbed: “D.”
盛王把纸子往左边移了,却听见江甜纠正自己,更不慌不忙:“D。






He could not resist and turned back, this good’s original answer, “B”, was marked with a cross.
他忍不住回头,这好原本的答案“B”,被打了一个叉。


Sheng Wang: “......”
王盛:“......”


You are doing this on purpose aren’t you???(9)
你是故意这样做的,不是吗???(9)


Footnotes:
脚注:


A type of essay requiring the students to express their ~feelings~. I would say emotional writing but apparently lyrical writing is already an “official” term.
一种要求学生表达他们的~感受~的论文。我会说情感写作,但显然抒情写作已经是一个“官方”术语。




Yes I am aware of the meaning, the original text’s phrasing also had a negative connotation.
是的,我知道它的意思,原文的措辞也有负面含义。




Apparently they need to write that, or they get marks deducted. Supposedly it was to show that this was where they put down their workings.
显然他们需要写出来,否则他们会被扣分。据说这是为了表明这是他们放下工作的地方。




A potion that makes one forget their past live, fed to you by Meng Po in the underworld before you can proceed to your next life, meaning that the students are completely going ????????. Can also be used to refer to words that mystify people.
一种让人忘记前世的药水,在你进入下辈子之前,孟婆在阴间喂给你,这意味着学生们将彻底????????.也可以用来指使人困惑的词语。




I will unfortunately stick to beckon money being a proper noun here because i did the same for big mouth xu/dean xu previously...cries
不幸的是,我将坚持在这里将钱作为专有名词,因为我之前对大嘴徐/徐院长做了同样的事情......哭




I would use mice if I intend to localise this a bit more, but chicken??? CHICKEN???? Either ways they are Quiet. Edit: it came from internet slang (sigh) that supposedly describes fans being quiet as hell when their idols don't perform as expected. alternate origin also includes: prostitutes being quiet as hell whenever the police busts their den or something
如果我打算更多地定位它,我会使用老鼠,但鸡肉???鸡????无论哪种方式,他们都是安静的。编辑:它来自网络俚语(叹息),据说描述了当他们的偶像表现不如预期时,粉丝们会安静得要命。替代起源还包括:每当警察捣毁她们的巢穴或其他东西时,都会安静得像地狱一样




Calculation of eng+lang+math as one, + 3 sciences + some quality/value thing (which is an overall rating of all their subjects)
将 eng+lang+math 计算为一,+ 3 门科学 + 一些质量/价值的东西(这是他们所有科目的总体评分)




Respectful you is used here, she’s being sarcastic
这里用了尊重你,她是在讽刺




Respectful you is used here, Sheng Wang was being sarcastic
敬你在这里用,盛王在讽刺






Chapter 009 - Dine and Dash
第009章 用餐和冲刺






Come and Pay Ransom for That Dine and Dasher Boy of Yours
快来为你的那个美食和潇洒的男孩支付赎金吧






The classes in the morning flew by.
早上的课过得很快。


When Beckon Money got to the last model essay, Gao Tianyang suddenly reclined. His back touched Sheng Wang’s desk as he whispered: “Beckon Money never drags her lessons.”
当招财说到最后一篇模范作文时,高天阳突然向前倾斜。他的背碰到了盛王的桌子,低声说:“招手钱从来不拖她的课。






“Hm?” Sheng Wang leaned forward, and asked in confusion: “Class ends on top, so what?”
“嗯?”盛王身体前倾,疑惑地问:“上课结束,那又怎样?


“Then we can head to the canteen on the dot,” Gao Tianyang stated, “Friendly reminder, you should identify the general direction to the canteen, and sprint the moment the bell rings. This is how you can still get a hold of the edible stuff in the canteen.”
“那我们就可以在点上前往食堂了,”高天阳说道,“友情提醒,你要确定食堂的大致方向,在铃声响起的那一刻冲刺。这样你仍然可以买到食堂里的可食用的东西。






A question mark slowly appeared on Sheng Wang’s face, “Why do I need to run? Didn’t we only need to walk just yesterday?”
盛王的脸上缓缓浮现出一个问号,“我为什么需要跑?我们不是昨天才需要走路吗?


“Like you said, that was yesterday,” Gao Tianyang sighed, “From today onwards, our good days are over, because the year ones finally entered school. Now there’s twice the number of people fighting for food.”
“就像你说的,那是昨天的事了,”高天阳叹了口气,“从今天开始,我们的好日子就结束了,因为一年级终于入学了。现在为食物而战的人数增加了一倍。






Gao Tianyang wagged his finger, “Life is full of hardships, after experiencing this just once, you would know that that bunch of year one monsters can run faster than dogs.”
高天阳摇了摇手指,“人生多苦,只经历过一次,你就知道,那群一年级的怪物,跑得比狗还快。


Before Sheng Wang could reply, Beckon Money suddenly thumped her desk, “Gao Tianyang!”
还没等盛王回答,招财突然拍了拍她的桌子,“高天阳!


Sheng Wang touched his nose as he sat up straight, the person ahead of him already standing up in embarrassment.
盛王摸了摸鼻子,坐直了身子,前面的人已经尴尬地站了起来。






“Try to vy for attention with me, aren’t you?” Beckon Money asked curtly,“What are you blah-blahing about? You even had to drag Sheng Wang in.”
“试着和我争夺注意力,不是吗?”招手钱生硬地问道,“你胡说八道什么?你甚至要把盛王拖进来。


Gao Tianyang scratched his head: “Nothing much really.”
高天阳挠了挠头:“没什么,真的。


“You think you’re coaxing a ghost?” Beckon Money jerked her head as she propped against the desk, “The time is almost up anyways, come, share with us what you said just now.”
“你以为你在哄鬼?”招手钱靠在桌子上摇了摇头,“反正时间快到了,来和我们分享你刚才说的话。


Gao Tianyang moved his lips, the spitting image of a mosquito’s whine.
高天阳动了动嘴唇,吐出蚊子呜呜声的画面。


“You got a toothache?” Beckon Money said, “Repeat it three times! We end class whenever you are done, if not, we'll just wait this out.”
“你牙痛了?”招手钱说:“重复三遍!只要你结束了,我们就会结束课程,如果没有,我们就等着结束。






Forty plus heads whipped around, Gao Tianyang boomed, “I said, that bunch of year one monsters can run faster than dogs!”
四十多个脑袋甩来甩去,高天阳轰隆一声,“我说了,那群一年级的怪物,跑得比狗还快!


Beckon Money: “......”
招手钱:“......”


Sheng Wang internally thought that this punishment was quite something.
盛王内心认为,这个惩罚相当了不起。






Beckon Money pointed at Gao Tianyang, “Shut up and sit down. Copy the three model essays today once, and hand it in during night self study. And then—lesson’s over!”
招财指着高天阳,“闭嘴坐下。今天抄一次三篇范文,晚上自习时交上。然后——课程结束了!


After she spoke, the slightly round female teacher deftly sidestepped and opened up a path.
她说完,微圆的女老师灵巧地避开了一条路。


Only the chorus of chairs scraping against the floor could be heard. The classroom was basically empty before Sheng Wang even stood up.
只能听到椅子刮擦地板的合唱声。教室里基本上空无一人,盛王还没站起来。






The scholars of Class A shot towards the stairs like avalanche and tsunami. Around more than half way through, the school bell rang, and more people joined the group, a majestic sight as they all madly ran for the canteen.
A 班的书生们像雪崩和海啸一样朝着楼梯射去。大约进行到一半多时,学校的铃声响起,更多的人也加入了这群人,他们都疯狂地向食堂跑去,景象威严。


What legendary level of starving wolves is this?
这是什么传说中的饿狼?


Sheng Wang was left gaping, and that was when he heard Beckon Money raise her voice: “Eh? Why aren’t the two of you running?”
盛王目瞪口呆,这时他听到招钱提高了声音:“蒯?你们两个怎么不跑?






“The...two of us?” Sheng Wang only noticed the “two” behind him when he turned around.
“这......我们两个人?盛王转身才注意到身后的“二”。


Not only did Jiang Tian not rocket off, he was even doing a practice paper.
江甜不仅没有火箭飞下,他甚至还在做练习卷。






Beckon Money could not help but feel moved when she saw a corner of the script, “Yo, did the sun come out from the west today? You’re really doing your corrections so seriously? Let me see, which question are you stuck on that it’s taking you so long. Is there anything you don’t know?”
招财看到剧本的一角,不禁心动,“哟,今天太阳是不是从西边出来了?你真的这么认真地做你的纠正?让我看看,你卡在哪个问题上,花了你这么长时间。有什么你不知道的吗?


“Nope,” Jiang Tian crooked his left index finger and touched his nose, yet the pen in his right hand did not stop, the speed of writing even increased.
“没有,”江甜歪了歪左手食指,摸了摸鼻子,右手的笔却没有停下来,写字的速度甚至加快了。






According to relevant experts, touching your nose is a sign of guilty conscience.
据相关专家介绍,摸鼻子是良心愧疚的表现。


Sheng Wang snuck a look, heh, it’s a physics paper.
盛王偷偷看了一眼,呵呵,这是一篇物理论文。






Beckon Money stepped down from the teaching platform (1), Jiang Tian at the very same moment also substituted in and simplified the final equation. His pen marked the final statement with a full stop, and swiftly stuffed the paper into his desk. He stood up before Beckon Money reached him, and said,“I’m going to eat now, teacher.”
招手钱从教学台上走下来(1),江甜也同时代入并简化了最终的方程式。他的笔在最后的陈述上打了一个句号,然后迅速地把纸塞进了他的桌子上。在招手钱走到他面前之前,他站了起来,说:“我现在要吃饭了,老师。


After he spoke, he immediately left the classroom.
说完,他立即离开了教室。






Sheng Wang let out an “Um”, and also waved at Beckon Money, “I’ll be heading downstairs too, teacher.”
盛王“嗯”了一声,也对招钱挥了挥手,“我也下楼了,老师。


“Oh sure, go ahead,” Beckon Money was baffled by both of them, and in the blink of an eye, the two teens exited one after another.
“哦,当然,去吧,”招手钱被他们俩弄得一头雾水,眨眼间,两个少年相继退出了。






“Did they see a ghost or something, why were they leaving so fast?” She mumbled. She walked to Jiang Tian’s table and peered. A corner of the paper was sticking out from the bottom of the desk, Jiang Tian’s concluding statement was written on it: We can thus tell that the ball received equal force, and was travelling at a constant velocity of Vt on a straight line.
“他们是不是看到了鬼什么的,为什么这么快就走了?”她喃喃自语。她走到江甜的桌子前,凝视着。一张纸的一角从桌子底部伸出来,上面写着江天的结论:由此我们可以看出,球受到的力是相等的,并且以 Vt 的恒定速度在一条直线上行进。


Beckon Money: “……”
招手钱:“......”






She dashed to the backdoor with a bow-and-arrow-step(2), and roared, “Jiang Tian! Show yourself at my office for a face to face chat during night self study!”
她弓箭步一冲向后门(2),怒吼道:“江天!在夜间自学期间,在我的办公室进行面对面的交谈!


The spacious uniform of teens briefly flashed at the corner of the stairs, and soon vanished.
青少年宽大的制服在楼梯拐角处短暂闪过,很快就消失了。






The air condition was especially strong in the classroom. Sheng Wang only realised that he ran away too quickly, and forgot to even take off the school jacket by the time he dilly-dallied his way to the first floor. The person doing a physics paper in the middle of language class wasn’t even him, who exactly was he following after and what for.
教室里的空调特别强。盛王才意识到自己跑得太快了,当他蹒跚地走到一楼时,连校服都忘了脱。在语言课上做物理论文的人甚至不是他,他到底在追谁,为了什么。






He did not really feel it yet after he just went down, but the moment the sun reared its ugly head, sweat belatedly started steaming from him. Sheng Wang could not stand it a second longer, he took off the jacket and grabbed it instead.
刚下山后,他还没有真正感觉到,但当太阳抬起丑陋的头的那一刻,他开始冒出迟来的汗水。盛王再也受不了了,他脱下外套,抓住了它。






Jiang Tian was a few steps ahead of him.
江甜领先他几步。


It was as if this person could not sweat or anything, he did not even take off the uniform, he merely rolled his sleeves till the elbow. A student frequently bent over their desk would easily end up with a hunchback if they were not careful, and yet there was not a single thing wrong with him. He stood tall and straight, like a walking stick of ice-cream under the sun.
就好像这个人不会出汗什么的,他甚至没有脱掉制服,他只是把袖子卷到肘部。一个经常弯腰在课桌前的学生,一不小心就很容易驼背,但他没有一点问题。他站得又高又直,就像阳光下的一根冰淇淋手杖。






Good looking guys always attract attention no matter where they go, not to mention it was two of them this time round.
帅哥无论走到哪里总能吸引眼球,更何况这次是两个人。


Quite the number of groups of girls all turned to look at them when they walked past, and jostled each other with stifled giggles. A couple of them were not careful, and were almost pushed into Sheng Wang by their friends who were teasing them.
当她们走过时,有相当多的女孩都转过身来看她们,并互相推挤,发出压抑的咯咯笑声。他们几个人不小心,差点被调侃他们的朋友推到盛王身上。






Sheng Wang sidestepped, and smiled at them amidst non-stop apologies of “I’m sorry”, and then caught up with Jiang Tian in two steps.
盛王侧开了一身,在不停地道歉“对不起”中对他们笑了笑,然后两步追上了江甜。


“Oi, any tissue?” He asked as he wiped at the sweat gathering on his forehead.
“哎呀,有纸巾吗?”他一边擦着额头上积聚的汗水,一边问道。






The fountain at the school parade square was not switched on. Jiang Tian descended along the steps of the fountain, and turned a deaf ear.
学校游行广场的喷泉没有打开。江天沿着喷泉的台阶走下来,充耳不闻。


“I’m talking to you,” he said again.
“我在和你说话,”他又说。






Jiang Tian remained selectively deaf.
江甜仍然选择性聋子。


Sheng Wang “tsked”, and peeved: “I only ran down with you because I was implicated by you, why won’t you even spare me a piece of tissue?”
盛王“啧啧”了一声,怒道:“我只是因为被你牵连了才和你一起跑下去,你怎么连一张纸巾都不饶我?






Jiang Tian finally responded this time round, he said: “Learn how to address someone properly first before you come asking me for tissues.”
江甜这次终于回应了,他说:“在你来找我要纸巾之前,先学会如何正确称呼某人。


Sheng Wang stared at the back of his head in annoyance, his mouth wordlessly moved, before he unwillingly dragged his voice: “Student Jiang Tian, can you please lend me a piece of tissue, polite enough yet?”
盛王恼怒地盯着后脑勺,嘴角无言地动了动,才不甘心地拖了拖声音:“江天同学,能不能请借给我一张纸巾,够客气了吗?


It was only then Jiang Tian finally dug out a packet of tissues from his school uniform’s pocket and tossed it to him. Sheng Wang reached out to catch it, and took a piece to wipe his sweat.
这时,江甜终于从校服口袋里掏出一包纸巾,扔给了他。盛王伸手接住,拿了一块擦了擦汗水。






“Can we still make it in time with our speed?” Sheng Wang looked all around him, as compared to the hurrying crowd, the two of them were truly a whole other sight altogether.
“我们能以我们的速度赶上吗?”盛王环顾四周,与匆匆忙忙的人群相比,他们两个人简直是另一番景象。






In all honesty he did not want to eat with Jiang Tian at all. It was clear with the naked eye alone that Jiang Tian did not want him to tag along either, just imagining that scenario was awkward enough to the point of suffocation. Yet the competitive spirit of boys was ever present for some mysterious reason, in a situation like this, it seemed like whoever backed out first lost. Sheng Wang did not want to be the one who chickened out, and so he forced himself to walk shoulders to shoulders with Jiang Tian……
老实说,他根本不想和江甜一起吃饭。光是肉眼就能看出,江甜也不希望他跟着走,光是想象那一幕就已经尴尬到窒息了。然而,男孩们的竞争精神一直存在,出于某种神秘的原因,在这种情况下,似乎谁先退出,谁就输了。盛王不想成为那个退缩的人,于是他强迫自己与江田并肩而行......






Two minutes later, he realised that he was getting further and further away from the canteen.
两分钟后,他意识到自己离食堂越来越远了。


“Hold on, the canteen’s over there, are you not going to eat?” Sheng Wang asked.
“等一下,食堂就在那边,你不吃饭吗?”盛王问道。


“You can eat the plates if you go to the canteen at this time,” Jiang Tian shot a glance at him, “If you want to you can go there yourself.”
“这个时候去食堂就可以吃盘子了,”江甜看了他一眼,“如果你愿意的话,你可以自己去。


Sheng Wang certainly did not want to eat plates. He followed Jiang Tian bypassing the basketball court and a small half of the ‘Garden of Conduct’, and entered a convenience store at the side of the school’s west gate.
盛王当然不想吃盘子。他跟着江甜绕过篮球场和'行为花园'的一小半个,进入了学校西门边的一家便利店。






There were three convenience stores located within Fuzhong’s campus, one was close to the canteen, the other next to the dormitories, and the one right here.
福中校园内有三家便利店,一家靠近食堂,一家靠近宿舍,一家就在这里。


The shop’s name was ‘Xi Le’, from the colour scheme of the area above the entrance it appeared to be copying ‘C-Store’,(3) everything about it screamed that it was about to get a crack down by the 315 for being a knock-off. (4)
这家店的名字是“习乐”,从入口上方区域的配色方案来看,它似乎是在抄袭“C-Store”,(3)它的一切都尖叫着,它即将被 315 打击,因为它是仿冒品。(4)


This shop was in the direct opposite direction of the canteen, and it could barely be counted as near to the teaching blocks, so there were hardly any students around at noon.
这家店正对着食堂,离教学楼近也算不上,所以中午周围几乎没有学生。






The boss’ name was Zhao Su, he was a tall and thin middle-aged man, his eyes were slightly bugged out like a praying mantis. When he peered over the top of his thick glasses, he was the image of shrewdness.
老板叫赵素,是个高瘦的中年男子,眼睛像螳螂一样微微窜出。当他透过厚厚的眼镜往上看时,他就是精明的形象。


“No more food in the canteen?” Boss Zhao asked.
“食堂里没有食物了?”赵老板问道。


Sheng Wang nodded, “We’re too late.”
盛王点点头,“我们来不及了。






“There—” He pointed at the side of the counter with his lips(5), “we have cooked food and dimsum and oden and all, pick what you want, my hands aren’t free at the moment.”
“那里——”他用嘴唇指了指柜台的一侧(5),“我们已经做好了食物,还有点心和关东煮等等,你想要什么就选吧,我的手现在还没有空着。


A giant basket with washed cucumbers sat on the table, at the side was a stack of newly opened disposable paper boxes, and also a roll of cling wrap.
桌子上放着一个装有洗过的黄瓜的大篮子,旁边是一摞新打开的一次性纸盒,还有一卷保鲜膜。






Some strange looking person was curled up opposite his table. That person looked like he was in his fifties, was scrawny looking, and his upper back stooped like a prawn. He appeared to be a hunchback.
一个长相奇怪的人蜷缩在他的桌子对面。那个人看起来五十多岁,看起来骨瘦如柴,上背部像大虾一样弯着腰。他似乎是一个驼背。


He wore a white singlet, and there were two moth-bitten holes at the back. Below was a pair of greyish blue cotton shorts, the needle-thin legs that stuck out were tanned bronze. He was all bones.
他穿着一件白色的背心,后面有两个被虫蛀的洞。下面是一条灰蓝色的棉质短裤,伸出来的针细腿是鞣制的青铜色。他全是骨头。






As if he was ashamed of how he looked, when Sheng Wang entered, he retreated behind the shelves. Maybe he was afraid of scaring people. Yet, when he saw Jiang Tian, he grinned. Meaningless noise came out of his mouth, and gesticulated with his hands.
似乎对自己的长相感到羞愧,盛王进来后,退到了书架后面。也许是怕吓唬人吧。然而,当他看到江天时,却咧嘴一笑。毫无意义的声音从他的嘴里发出,用手比划着。


Sheng Wang let out a light ‘ah’ internally. The man was mute.
盛王心里轻轻地“啊”了一声。那个人哑巴。


Jiang Tian nodded at the mute, he was not very warm either. Still, the mute was rather happy, and gesticulated at Boss Zhao again.
江甜对哑巴点了点头,他也不是很温暖。尽管如此,哑巴还是挺高兴的,再次向赵老板打了个手势。


His gestures were clearly not proper sign language, he was purely running on instincts. In any case Sheng Wang understood none of that. However, Boss Zhao did.
他的手势显然不是正确的手语,他纯粹是凭直觉奔跑。无论如何,盛王对此一无所知。然而,赵老板却做到了。






He said: “Yeah yeah yeah, he really is quite tall, nowadays kids shoot up like it’s nothing. Don’t gesture anymore, wear your gloves first. I’ve already been waiting for half the day.”
他说:“是的是是的,他真的很高,现在的孩子们像没什么一样射门。不要再打手势了,先戴上手套。我已经等了半天了。


The mute instantly behaved, and earnestly wore his gloves. Boss Zhao placed the cucumber into the box after some selection, and he would help him wrap it up in cling wrap. He was not a particularly nimble helper, but he was a helper nonetheless.
哑巴立即表现得很开心,认真地戴上了手套。赵老板挑选一番后,把黄瓜放进盒子里,他会帮他用保鲜膜包起来。他不是一个特别灵活的帮手,但他仍然是一个帮手。






After observing a round, Sheng Wang felt that either Jiang Tian was a frequent visitor, or he knew Boss Zhao and the mute at the start.
观察了一轮,盛王觉得要么是江甜是常客,要么是一开始就认识赵老板和哑巴。






As he zoned out, Jiang Tian suddenly said to him: “You can eat here first, I’ll be leaving.”
当他分心时,江天突然对他说:“你先在这里吃饭吧,我就走了。


“Wh….you’re not eating?” Before Sheng Wang knew it, the convenience store’s glass door chimed with a ding-dong, and Jiang Tian’s figure had already disappeared beyond the door.
“你不吃东西?”盛王不知不觉间,便利店的玻璃门响起叮咚声,江甜的身影早已消失在门外。






“He doesn’t eat here,” Boss Zhao casually pointed behind, “he eats outside of school.”
“他在这里不吃饭,”赵老板随口指了指身后,“他在校外吃饭。


Sheng Wang was more confused than before. Fuzhong required a permission slip to leave campus in the day. He did not see any teacher signing Jiang Tian’s slip at all.
盛王比之前更加迷茫了。福忠需要一张许可单才能在白天离开校园。他根本没有看到任何老师在江天的单子上签字。






“Outside of school where?” he asked.
“校外在哪里?”


“In the family zone,” Boss Zhao spoke with the harshness of a senior speaking down, “What, you can’t eat by yourself? Why do you bother about him? You don’t have long for noon break, quickly go back to class after you eat.”
“在家庭区,”赵老板带着前辈低声说话的严厉,“什么,你不能自己吃饭?你为什么要为他烦恼?你中午休息时间不长,吃完饭赶紧回去上课。






Sheng Wang recalled the stack of papers he had to do, and stopped talking. He got two dishes and sat down with a dining plate. The sparrow may be small, but all the vital organs are there. (6) Even though this shop looked like a knock-off, it had everything a convenience store ought to have, most importantly the food was surprisingly good too.
盛王回想起自己要做的那摞文件,不再说话。他拿了两道菜,端着餐盘坐下。麻雀可能很小,但所有的重要器官都在那里。(6) 虽然这家店看起来像是仿冒品,但它拥有便利店应有的一切,最重要的是食物也出奇的好。






Sheng Wang was not picky with his food for once, and ate it all without complaints. He placed the dining plate back at the return area, and slightly revised his opinion on Jiang Tian. At least, he brought Sheng Wang to this shop, he did not have to squeeze with people, nor did he have to starve.
盛王一次对食物不挑剔,毫无怨言地吃光了。他将餐盘放回归区,稍微修改了对江天的看法。至少,他把盛王带到了这家店,不用和人挤在一起,也不用挨饿。






“You’re done?” Boss Zhao removed his gloves and asked, “How’s the taste, is it better than the canteen?”
“你说完了?”赵老板摘下手套,问道:“味道怎么样,比食堂好吃吗?


Sheng Wang was very generous when it comes to praises, he flattered: “It’s even comparable to my home’s.”
盛王在夸奖时非常大方,他奉承道:“甚至能和我家的相媲美。


Boss Zhao laughed out loud, he was very pleased by the sweet talk. When the laughter stopped, he stuck out his hand and said to Sheng Wang, “Money.”
赵老板笑出了声,他被甜言蜜语弄得很欣慰。笑声停了,他伸出手对盛王说:“钱。






“Oh right, I almost forgot.” Sheng Wang’s smile hung on his face as he felt around in his pocket, and as he smiled his face eventually turned pale.
“哦,对了,我差点忘了。”盛王的笑容挂在他的脸上,他在口袋里摸了摸,微笑着,脸色最终变得苍白。


Boss Zhao asked perceptively, “Anything wrong?”
赵老板敏锐地问道:“有什么事吗?


Sheng Wang gave an empty laugh, “I forgot my money.”
盛王空笑一声,“我忘了钱。


He did not have cash, his phone was also stuffed in the bag inside his desk, he was penniless.
他没有现金,手机也塞在办公桌里的包里,身无分文。






Boss Zhao grabbed his hand on the spot, “That won’t do, you can’t leave if you can’t pay.”
赵老板当场抓住他的手,“那不行,付不起就走不了。


“How about you put it on my tab first, I’ll pay you back together with tomorrow’s lunch?” Sheng Wang suggested.
“要不你先把它放在我的标签上,我明天的午餐一起还给你?”盛王建议道。


“No way,” Boss Zhao rejected.
“没办法,”赵老板拒绝了。


“Then I’ll quickly go back to class and get it?”
“那我赶紧回课去拿?”


Boss Zhao said once more, “No way.”
赵老板又说了一遍:“没办法。


“Be a little flexible with me.”
“对我灵活一点。”


“No.”
“没有。”






“Why are you so stingy!”
“你怎么这么小气!”


As noon break was about to end right before his very eyes, Sheng Wang who was trapped felt like breaking down.
正午休息时间就在他眼前结束,被困的盛王感觉要崩溃了。






The boss thought for a bit, “It’s urgent? Sure then.”
老板想了想,“紧急吗?当然可以。


He dug out his phone and called someone after finding a certain number, he then placed it on the table with speaker mode turned on.
他翻出手机,找到某个号码后给人打电话,然后打开扬声器模式,把手机放在桌子上。






The dialing tone rang for a good while before the phone was finally picked up, Jiang Tian’s voice rang out from the phone, “Is there anything you need, Zhao-shu?” (7)
拨号音响了好一会儿,电话终于被接起,电话里响起了江甜的声音,“赵姝,你有什么需要吗?(7)


Boss Zhao said, “Yes, bring money here for a bit, and pay ransom for that little dine and dasher boy of yours.”
赵老板说:“是啊,拿钱过来一会儿,给你那个小饭打小子付赎金。


Jiang Tian went silent momentarily. Next thing, he hung up with a click.
江甜沉默了一会儿。接下来,他咔嚓一声挂断了电话。






Footnotes:
脚注:


The teacher’s desk was actually elevated on a platform at the front of the class. Fun fact: the raws have been referring to that area as ‘platform’ for most of the text
老师的课桌实际上高架在教室前面的一个平台上。有趣的事实:在大部分文本中,原始人一直将该区域称为“平台”




Dance step
舞步




Sigh here we go: “C-store”’s cn name is 喜士多, “xi shi duo” which sounds like “many good things/news”, however imo it looks like a knock-off 7-11, and also also it apparently has an english name called C-store, probably short for convenience store. Xi Le also means joy and I decided to retain the name in this form instead, because it really is way more generic as a name.
叹息吧:“C-store”的 cn 名是喜士多,“习士多”,听起来像“很多好事/新闻”,但看起来像山寨版 7-11,而且它显然有一个英文名叫 C-store,可能是便利店的缩写。习乐也有喜悦的意思,我决定保留这种形式的名字,因为它作为一个名字确实更通用。




315 - world consumers’ rights day
315 - 世界消费者权益日




I can easily visualise using the lips to point in a certain direction, kinda like using your thumb but with the corner of the lips instead. Is this universal? At least some research tells me it may not be. Also found this video on it lmaoo
我可以很容易地想象用嘴唇指向某个方向,有点像用拇指,但用嘴角代替。这是普遍的吗?至少一些研究告诉我,可能不是。还在上面找到了这个视频 lmaoo




Chinese saying for though something may be small, the details are complete/sufficient
中国俗语说,虽然某件事可能很小,但细节是完整的/足够的




'Shu' as a suffix is Uncle
“Shu”作为后缀是叔叔






Chapter 010 - WeChat Account
第010章 微信账号






You and . Are Now Friends, You May Start Chatting
你和 .现在是朋友,你们可以开始聊天了





The moment Boss Zhao looked up after he kept his phone, he heard that dine and dasher say in all seriousness, “Just kill the hostage.”
赵老板收好手机后抬起头的那一刻,就听见那个饭和冲刺严肃地说:“杀了人质就行了。


The boss was amused, “That won’t do, I’m just a small business, I can’t afford to kill this particular hostage.”
老板被逗乐了,“那不行,我只是个小生意,我杀不起这个人质。


Sheng Wang looked up and let out a long sigh of “ah—”, and sat down on the floor hugging his head.
盛王抬头“啊——”长长地叹了口气,抱着头坐在地板上。






He was never willing to go outdoors under the sun, his skin was a shade of pale comparable to Jiang Tian’s. The moment he even felt a trace of embarrassment it was especially obvious. The boss wanted to laugh even more when he saw the back of his neck reddened all the way to the tip of his ears, “Ay, is it really that bad?”
他从来不愿意在阳光下到户外去,他的皮肤是与江天相媲美的苍白。当他甚至感到一丝尴尬的那一刻,就显得尤为明显。老板看到他的后颈一直红到耳尖,更想笑了,“哎,真的有那么糟糕吗?


Sheng Wang let out a sarcastic laugh, and said, muffled, “I have a thin skin.”
盛王发出一声讽刺的笑声,闷声说道:“我脸皮薄。






Fortunately Crab did not hear that line coming out from him, or else he would spit at him.
幸运的是,螃蟹没有听到他说出那句话,否则他会向他吐口水。


When this handsome guy chooses to be thick skinned, he’s absolutely undefeated, when needed he could act unreasonable and shameless without even changing his face, “thin skinned” when applied on him was already an act of shamelessness in itself. Although the rate of his awkward moments these two days were really a little too high.
当这个帅哥选择脸皮厚的时候,他绝对不败,需要的时候他可以表现得不讲理无耻,甚至不变脸,“脸皮薄”涂在他身上,本身就已经是一种无耻的行为。虽然这两天他尴尬时刻的发生率确实有点太高了。


After much searching, it was still Jiang Tian’s fault.
经过多方寻找,还是江天的错。






That ten plus minutes felt like a century. Boss Zhao gave his shoe a kick, “You can stand up now, the person paying has arrived.”
那十多分钟感觉就像一个世纪。赵老板踢了踢鞋,“你现在站起来吧,付钱的人到了。


Sheng Wang immediately stood up the moment he heard.
盛王一听,立刻站了起来。


He stuck his head out and peered, Jiang Tian was turning in from the path in ‘Garden of Conduct’. The glass door with the sensors opened with a ding-dong. Sheng Wang, leaning against the counter, had his eyes downcast and pretended to look dignified. The flush on his neck and ears had already long faded when he stood up, his pretense really did look legit.
他探出头一看,江天正从'行为花园'的小路转过来。带有传感器的玻璃门叮咚一声打开了。盛王靠在柜台上,垂着眼睛,假装一副端庄的样子。当他站起来时,他脖子和耳朵上的红晕早已褪去,他的伪装看起来确实是合法的。






“You sure are capable.” he heard Jiang Tian say.
“你确实有能力。”他听到江天说道。


Sheng Wang looked up at him, and gave a dry laugh, “I was in too much of a hurry when I left, didn’t expect to leave both my wallet and brains behind too.”
盛王抬头看着他,干笑一声,“我走的时候太着急了,没想到钱包和脑子都丢了。






He was a loyal purporter of the belief: ‘If I apologise quickly enough, nobody would bear to fight me’. Along that face of his which had an extreme ability to cause someone to lose their train of thoughts, it had never gone wrong for so many years.
他是这一信念的忠实拥护者:“如果我道歉得足够快,没有人会忍心与我战斗”。他那张具有使人失去思路的极端能力的脸庞,这么多年来从未出错过。


Who would have thought that Jiang Tian was not receptive to that technique at all. After he listened to his sincere self mockery, Jiang Tian scathingly went, “I also didn’t expect to have to chauffeur someone around when they want to eat.”
谁能想到,江甜根本就不接受那术。听完他真诚的自嘲后,江甜狠狠地说,“我也没想到,有人想吃饭,还要开车到身边。


Sheng Wang: “......”
王盛:“......”






He opened his mouth and wanted to retort right back, only to see Jiang Tian move past him, and scanned the QR code to pay at the counter. He was still wearing his school uniform, the sleeves were bunched quite high up, enhancing the length of both his arms and legs.
他张了张嘴,想马上反驳,却看到江甜从他身边走过,扫了二维码在柜台付款。他还穿着校服,袖子束得很高,增加了他的胳膊和腿的长度。


Boss Zhao asked him, “Want anything else?”
赵老板问他:“还有什么要吗?


He glanced at Sheng Wang.
他看了圣旺一眼。


Sheng Wang: “?”
胜王:“?






Jiang Tian was a little taller than Sheng Wang, one could hardly tell when they were both sitting in class. But as they stood like this in close distance, especially as his gaze swept downwards from the corner of his eyes, that few centimetres of difference became super obvious.
江甜比盛王高一点,几乎看不清他们俩坐在课堂上的时间。但当他们就这样近距离站着时,尤其是当他的目光从眼角的余光向下扫过时,那几厘米的差异变得非常明显。






Jiang Tian looked like he was losing patience, “He’s asking you if you are taking anything at all.”
江甜一脸失去耐心的样子,“他在问你有没有拿什么东西。


Sheng Wang mused, slid to the fridge at the side, scooped out two bottles of water and placed it on the counter in deference, “Thank you.”
盛王沉吟着,滑到一旁的冰箱前,舀出两瓶水恭敬地放在柜台上,“谢谢。


Jiang Tian: “......”
江田:“......”






Xi Le convenience store was relatively far from the teaching block, it was a good ten minutes walk away. Jiang Tian took a look at the time, put his phone aside, and walked at a speed that was neither fast nor slow.
习乐便利店离教学区比较远,步行十分钟即可到达。江甜看了看时间,把手机放在一边,以不快不慢的速度走着。


Sheng Wang did not realise what was going on at first, and also followed him back to Mingli Block calmly and unhurried.
盛王一开始并没有意识到发生了什么,也从容不迫地跟着他回到了明丽街区。






As a result the moment they entered the classroom both the math teacher and them just stared at each other speechlessly.
结果一进教室,数学老师和他们都只是面面相觑,无语。


The math teacher’s surname was Wu, he was that balding middle aged man who summoned Jiang Tian for a chat during night self study that time.
数学老师姓吴,就是那次夜自习时把江甜叫来聊天的那个秃顶中年男人。






Fuzhong year two’s noon break was a one and a half hours in total——the first half was for food, the last half was for napping, the middle half all belonged to Old Wu. Every noon he would arrive on the dot to give out practice papers, specifically to practice the additional math question, and immediately collected once upon 30 minutes.
府中二年级的午休,一共一个半小时——前半部分是吃饭,后半部分是午睡,中半部分都是老吴的。每天中午,他都会到达点分发练习卷,专门练习额外的数学问题,并在 30 分钟内立即收集一次。






Old Wu eyed the wall clock on the wall at the back of the class, and asked Sheng Wang, “There’s still 15 minutes left, are you planning an insurrection or something?”
老吴看了看班级后面墙上的挂钟,问盛旺:“还有15分钟,你是不是在谋暴什么的?


“Fuck, I forgot,” Sheng Wang was the face of bewilderment, and said it unconsciously.
“操,我忘了,”盛王一脸疑惑,不自觉地说了出来。


“I don’t know whether you forgot about the fuck, I only know that it’s probably too late for you,” Old Wu spoke with an accent, every line sounded like it was an unhurried one straight out of a play. He even used his index finger and tapped on Sheng Wang in the air, the combined visual and auditory effect was seriously quite the sight.
“我不知道你是不是忘记了这件事,我只知道对你来说可能已经太晚了,”老吴带着口音说话,每一句台词听起来都像是从戏剧中走出来的从容不迫的台词。他甚至用食指在空中敲击盛王,视觉和听觉相结合的效果非常壮观。


The whole class guffawed.
全班同学都大吃一惊。






Sheng Wang carried the bottles with a hand, and sheltered his face with another. He scurried back to his seat, that bastard Jiang Tian remaining completely unhurried as he followed behind.
盛王一只手拎着瓶子,另一只手捂住脸。他匆匆跑回座位上,江甜那个混蛋完全不紧不慢,跟在后面。


“You have to be doing this on purpose?” he turned to glare at the person the moment he sat down.
“你一定是故意的吗?”他一坐下就转过身来瞪了那个人一眼。


Jiang Tian, while still under his forceful look, used his pen to point above him.
江天还在他强势的目光下,用笔指了指他的上方。


Sheng Wang followed the direction of the pen tip. The minute hand of the wall clock moved two degrees, there was only 13 minutes left.
盛王顺着笔尖的方向走去。挂钟的分针移动了两度,只剩下13分钟了。


Fuck me.
操我。






Though Student Sheng could write quickly but sloppily, maths was not just copying the textbook after all. He was as busy as a bee, and ultimately managed to do only more than half of it.
虽然盛学生写得很快,但马虎,但数学毕竟不仅仅是抄课本。他忙得像蜜蜂一样,最终只做到了一半以上。


The bell rang, Old Wu clapped and called for a stop, getting the last students to collect it to the front.
铃声响了,老吴鼓掌叫停,让最后一批收铃的学生走到前面。






Jiang Tian stood in front of Sheng Wang while he held onto his own script, and waited for him for five seconds. He watched his deathbed struggle as he attempted to finish writing that last number in that question, and then ruthlessly whisked that shitty piece of paper away.
江甜站在盛王面前,盛旺拿着自己的剧本,等了他五秒钟。他看着自己临终前挣扎着,试图写完那个问题的最后一个数字,然后无情地把那张烂纸拂走。


“You wait a bit,” Sheng Wang said, his face solemn.
“你等一会儿,”盛王说,脸色凝重。


Jiang Tian stopped in his steps, he thought that he had some legitimate issue. This human instead reached out with his claws and pawed at his script, his mouth muttering, “You really are vicious enough to sabotage me at all costs, you would let eight hundred of your own die in order to kill the enemy’s one thousand, I want to see exactly how many questions you can do in 13 minutes.” (1)
江甜停下脚步,他以为自己有什么正当的问题。这个人类反而伸出爪子,用爪子抓着他的脚本,嘴里嘟囔着,“你真的恶毒到不惜一切代价破坏我,为了杀死敌人的一千人,你会让自己八百人死去,我想看看你在13分钟内到底能做多少问题。(1)






The result of that pawing was truly despairing. Jiang Tian, this screwed up person, actually finished it all.
那一抓的结果确实令人绝望。江甜这个搞砸的人,居然都干完了。






“Are you using hacks?” Sheng Wang could not help but say.
“你在使用黑客吗?”盛王忍不住说。


Maybe it was that his expression was too lifeless or something, Jiang Tian let out a laugh as he held Gao Tianyang’s script. However, that laugh was so brief that it was too difficult to tell if that was a jeer.
也许是表情太没生气了还是什么,江甜拿着高天阳的剧本,笑了出一声。然而,那笑声太短暂了,很难判断这是否是一种嘲讽。






Old Wu completed yet another mission of trashing the noobs, and walked away with the practice papers in satisfaction.
老吴又完成了一次打败菜鸟的任务,满意地拿着练习卷走了。


The remaining students kept their paper and stationery, swept away everything on their table, and all rested their heads to prepare to sleep. They already long adapted to this time division, almost to the point of it being biological. Some people started lightly snoring the moment they rested their heads.
剩下的学生拿着纸和文具,把桌子上的东西都扫了过去,都休息着准备睡觉。它们早已适应了这种时间划分,几乎到了生物的地步。有些人在休息头的那一刻就开始轻轻打鼾。






Sheng Wang half turned and knocked on the table behind him, the sound as light as a paw scratch.
盛王半转身敲了敲身后的桌子,声音轻如爪子划伤。


Jiang Tian was placing his pen pouch into the desk, when he heard that he lifted his gaze and asked lowly, “What again?”
江甜正把笔袋放进书桌里,听见他抬起目光,低声问道:“又是什么?






“Give me your WeChat,” Sheng Wang replied beneath his breath.
“把你的微信给我,”盛王低声回答。


Jiang Tian: “?”
江天:“?


“I’m paying you back,” Sheng Wang immediately explained. He paused for god knows what reason, and then added, “If not, your Alipay account will do too, pick one, quick.”
“我要还你,”盛王立即解释道。他停顿了一下,天知道是什么原因,然后补充道,“如果没有,你的支付宝账户也可以,快选一个。






Jiang Tian did not speak as he looked at his open palm, as if he was contemplating which one was more appropriate.
江甜没有说话,看着自己张开的手掌,似乎在琢磨着哪一个更合适。






Waiting caused by any reason at all would all give the wrong impression that he was nervous. After Sheng Wang’s palm lay splayed open on the table for a while, he was uneasy for some ineffable reason. He took a look at the wall clock again, waggled his finger and urged, “Quick, I still want to sleep.”
任何原因造成的等待都会给人一种错误的印象,即他很紧张。盛王的手掌张开在桌子上一会儿后,不知为何心神不宁。他又看了一眼挂钟,摇了摇手指催促道:“快,我还想睡觉。






Jiang Tian brought out his pen again to write a string of numbers, and also stuck the post-it note onto his palm.
江甜再次拿出笔写了一串数字,还把便利贴贴在了手心。


Sheng Wang ‘tsked’, and mumbled, “You stuck it on my hand.”
盛王'啧'了一声,喃喃道:“你贴在我手上。






He turned back and removed the post-it. That string of numbers was evidently a phone number, usable for both WeChat and Alipay.
他回过身来,取下便利贴。那串号码显然是电话号码,可用于微信和支付宝。


Sheng Wang curled his lips. He lied down just like the other students, his forehead touching the table. His two hands instead fumbled with the phone inside the desk.
盛王撇了撇嘴。他和其他学生一样躺下,额头碰到桌子。他的两只手反而在桌子里摸索着手机。






He hesitated between two icons, and chose to open WeChat and searched for that number.
他在两个图标之间犹豫不决,选择打开微信搜索那个号码。


The app immediately displayed the search results.
该应用程序立即显示搜索结果。






This person’s WeChat nickname was only a full stop, aloofness and perfunctoriness came leaping at him. It was clear that it was Jiang Tian himself. His profile picture however was not so distant, it was a cat looking down at people as it sprawled on top of the wall.
这个人的微信昵称只是一个句号,高冷敷衍向他扑来。很明显,是江甜本人。然而,他的头像并没有那么遥远,那是一只趴在墙顶上俯视着人们的猫。






Sheng Wang raised his eyebrow, and tapped to add as a friend.
盛王挑了挑眉,点点加了个朋友。


He waited for about two minutes, and did not receive the notification that the other person accepted. He could not help himself and looked back. That bastard was already resting his head on the table and asleep.
他等了大约两分钟,没有收到对方接受的通知。他情不自禁地回头看了看。那个混蛋已经把头靠在桌子上睡着了。






Jiang Tian’s sleeping position was constant, his right hand always moved behind his head, his slender fingers naturally crooked and rested on the back of his neck.
江恬的睡姿是恒定的,右手总是在脑后移动,修长的手指自然弯曲,搭在脖子后面。


Most of the students were already asleep, the remaining were only half-conscious. The sound of breathing as well as light snores were not in sync, as they mixed in the low hum of the air condition, it was not completely silent at all, and yet it was more quiet than anything.
大多数学生已经睡着了,剩下的只有半昏迷。呼吸声和轻微的鼾声并不同步,因为它们混合在空调的低沉嗡嗡声中,一点也不完全安静,但比什么都安静。






An environment like this was easy for people to daydream. Sheng Wang zoned out for quite a while as he looked at Jiang Tian’s finger. Suddenly, he found a scar at the back of his neck.
这样的环境很容易让人们做白日梦。盛王看着江天的手指,愣了好一会儿。突然,他发现自己的脖子后面有一道伤疤。






That should be a scar that was left from a long time ago, it was round, and the skin around the area was not particularly smooth either, as if he was burned by something. The dangling fingers happened to block that spot.
那应该是很久以前留下的伤疤,是圆圆的,周围的皮肤也不是特别光滑,好像被什么东西烫伤了。悬垂的手指恰好挡住了那个地方。






Sheng Wang was startled, and immediately withdrew his gaze.
盛王一怔,立刻收回了目光。


He rested his forehead on the table again, and played with his phone with his head buried for a bit. Before he slept, he opened Alipay, keyed in Jiang Tian’s number, and transferred the money for lunch and the two bottles of water over.
他又把额头靠在桌子上,埋头玩了一会儿手机。睡前,他打开支付宝,输入了江天的号码,把午饭的钱和两瓶水转了过去。






He just transferred the money when the bottom of the desk behind him rang out with a bzz.
他刚转钱,身后的桌子底部就响了起来。


Sheng Wang: “......”
王盛:“......”


He stiffly turned back, discovered that Jiang Tian did not wake up, and let out a breath he was holding. He whisked out a bottle from the two in the table, placed one next to Jiang Tian’s desk, and then softly and lightly rested on his table, cursing “stupid app” under his breath.
他僵硬地回头,发现江甜并没有醒来,憋着吐了一口气。他从桌上的两人身上拂出一瓶,放在江甜的办公桌旁边,然后轻轻轻地放在他的桌子上,低声咒骂着“愚蠢的 app”。






For some reason, for a good half of the day later on, his thoughts constantly drifted back to that burn scar on Jiang Tian, even though it certainly had nothing to do with him.
不知为何,在之后的整整半天里,他的思绪不断地飘回江天身上那道烧伤的伤疤,尽管这肯定与他无关。


Only after he returned to lay down on that giant bed in his bedroom at night, did that image get temporarily chased away by another matter——
直到他晚上回到卧室的那张巨床上躺下后,那个形象才被另一件事暂时赶走——


At this moment, he was clutching his phone, and attempting to play a game up till the last second before he had to sleep. His phone suddenly vibrated, resulting in his fingers to get a little numb.
此刻,他抓着手机,试图玩游戏,直到他不得不睡觉的最后一秒。他的手机突然震动起来,导致他的手指有些麻木。






The notification panel on top indicated that there was a new message in WeChat.
顶部的通知面板显示微信中有一条新消息。


It was already two plus past midnight, which insomniac ghost sent a message to him? This did not match Crab’s sleeping hours either?
已经是午夜两点多了,是哪个失眠鬼给他发信息?这也与螃蟹的睡眠时间不符?






Sheng Wang opened his WeChat in confusion, and discovered that that message was not because someone messaged him, but rather someone accepted his friend request.
盛王困惑地打开了自己的微信,发现那条消息并不是因为有人给他发了消息,而是有人接受了他的好友请求。


There was now another person at the top of his conversations, the interface displayed: “You and . are now friends, you may start chatting.”
现在另一个人在他的对话顶部,界面显示:“你和......现在是朋友,你们可以开始聊天了。






Footnotes:
脚注:


Chinese saying, to cause damage to others even at great cost of oneself
中国谚语,不惜付出巨大的代价,对他人造成伤害






T/N: to ask for wechat is kinda like asking for your number (it basically is) and wechat is also social media other than wallet...if Sheng Wang wanted to be completely impersonal he could have added only Alipay straight away and not bother about WeChat, alas the gay is already showing lol. Also i swear sheng wang is so confused like 99% of the time dsnvvsnsnv
T/N:问微信有点像问你的号码(基本上是),微信也是钱包以外的社交媒体......如果盛王想完全没有人情味,他可以直接只添加支付宝,而不去理会微信,唉,同性恋已经在展示了,哈哈。我发誓王盛 99%的时间都像 dsnvvsnsnv 一样困惑






Also made some changes to punctuations for dialogue here! Will go back and change the rest eventually aaaaaaaa
还对此处的对话标点符号进行了一些更改!最终会回去改变其余的 aaaaaaa






Chapter 011 - Sick
第011章 生病了






If You Keep Typing Without Actually Sending Any Goddamn Thing, I’ll Go Knock on Your Door
如果你继续打字而没有真正发送任何该死的东西,我会去敲你的门





Sheng Wang was someone who did not enjoy chatting on WeChat at all, as typing was really too troublesome.
王盛是一个根本不喜欢微信聊天的人,因为打字真的太麻烦了。






He would not bother with opening notifications like “Friend successfully added”, not to even mention actually sending a message to ‘start chatting’. Really, if you are already on good terms, you would not care about these steps, if your relationship is just so-so, the moment you speak, the remaining steps would be as follows—
他不会费心打开“好友添加成功”之类的通知,更不用说实际发送“开始聊天”的消息了。真的,如果你们已经关系很好,你就不会在意这些步骤,如果你们的关系只是马马虎虎的,在你说话的那一刻,剩下的步骤会是这样的——






You would first warm the scene with a couple of emojis, and then an entire series of small talk, stretching the conversation on with fluff to make yourself seem close, and when it’s stretched to the point of being utterly cringeworthy, you may then exit after a sending a couple of stickers or something.
你会先用几个表情符号来温暖场景,然后是一整套闲聊,用绒毛拉长谈话,让自己看起来很亲近,当它拉长到完全令人畏缩的地步时,你可以在发送几张贴纸或其他东西后退出。


This procedure would take at least 20 minutes, or even up till half a day. He saw it plenty of times from Sheng Mingyang, looking at it alone was already tiring.
这个过程至少需要 20 分钟,甚至长达半天。他从盛明阳身上看过很多次,一个人看着就已经很累了。






It was currently 2.33am, Beijing time. Only idiots would choose to make small talk at this time.
目前是北京时间凌晨 2 点 33 分。只有白痴才会选择在这个时候闲聊。


As Sheng Wang thought so, he already exited from the WeChat interface, and switched back to a new round in his game. Maybe his feel for the game was interrupted, or maybe he reached the point of drowsiness, he was sacrificed to the heavens only after three minutes.
正如盛王这么想的那样,他已经退出了微信界面,并在自己的游戏中切换回了新一轮。也许是他对比赛的感觉被打断了,也许是到了昏昏欲睡的地步,三分钟后他就被献祭上天。






Sheng Wang lost the mood to game. Still, he did not want to put his phone down. He dully went through the applications on his phone like he was the emperor on an inspection tour. After he inspected all his frequently used apps, before he knew it, he was on WeChat again.
王盛失去了比赛的心情。尽管如此,他还是不想放下手机。他呆滞地浏览着手机上的应用程序,就像他是巡视的皇帝一样。他检查了自己所有常用的应用程序后,不知不觉中,他又上了微信。


The chat for that full stop next door over was still taking up the top spot of his chat list, and yet when he tapped on it it was completely barren.
隔壁那个句号的聊天仍然占据着他聊天列表的首位,但当他点击它时,它完全是贫瘠的。






The emperor, sprawled on his stomach under the blankets, bit his lips. After some pondering, he opened up the emoji section, and did not find a suitable one after a long while of picking through. He closed the emoji section unenthusiastically, and instead tapped on the profile picture.
皇帝趴在毯子下,咬着嘴唇。沉思了一番,他打开了表情符号部分,挑了很久才找到合适的表情符号。他不热情地关闭了表情符号部分,而是点击了个人资料图片。






Jiang Tian’s personal information was very simple, he only had a punctuation for his nickname, his WeChat number was still the default keyboard smash it came with, and there was not a single Moment posted. (1)
江甜的个人信息很简单,他的昵称只有一个标点符号,他的微信号还是默认的键盘砸,没有发一个朋友圈。(1)


It was simple to the point of looking like an abandoned account, a single glance and he got all the information there was. It was boring.
这很简单,看起来像一个废弃的帐户,看一眼,他就得到了所有的信息。这很无聊。






The emperor yawned, and was about to sleep. Before he could exit the app, his phone suddenly bzz’d, the notification panel stuck its tongue out, displaying ‘. has transferred money to you.’
皇帝打了个哈欠,正要睡觉。在他退出应用程序之前,他的手机突然咔嚓一声,通知面板伸出舌头,显示“。已经转钱给你了。


Sheng Wang: “???”
王盛:“???”






Any drowsiness he had was scared away by this. Sheng Wang opened his Alipay. He was not seeing things, the person next door was not sleeping in the middle of the night, he really transferred money to him.
他的任何睡意都被吓跑了。盛王打开了他的支付宝。他没看到东西,隔壁的人半夜没睡觉,他真的给他转钱了。


He jolted up, glared at the wall they shared for a few seconds, and opened his WeChat.
他猛地站起来,瞪了他们共用的墙几秒钟,然后打开了微信。






Canned: What are you doing?
罐头:你在做什么?






The sound of slippers shuffling around could be dimly heard from next door, he probably walked from the table to the bed.
隔壁隐约传来拖鞋拖来拖去的声音,他大概是从桌子上走到了床边。


Sheng Wang’s phone vibrated again, the chat was now filled with another line.
盛王的手机再次震动起来,聊天中现在又充满了另一条线。






. : ?
.: ?


Canned: Why are you transferring money to me in the middle of the night?
罐头:你为什么半夜给我转账?


. : Water money.
.:水钱。


Canned: What water money?
罐头:什么水钱?






Sheng Wang did not catch what was happening at first, and glanced at the wall in doubt. The footsteps next door stopped. Perhaps Jiang Tian was standing at a random area and looking at the message, or he was purely just speechless.
盛王一开始并没有察觉到发生了什么,疑惑地看了一眼墙壁。隔壁的脚步声停了下来。也许江甜正站在一个随机的区域看着那条信息,或者他纯粹只是无语。






. : The water you placed on my desk.
.:你放在我桌子上的水。






Sheng Wang started keying in: It’s just a bottle of water, do you really need to pay? I
盛王开始键入:只是一瓶水,真的需要付钱吗?我






He was halfway through typing the reply when he stopped. He abruptly became aware that he was not anywhere near to being familiar with Jiang Tian. In school, they only just became classmates for four days, and for the past three days they did not even meet each other’s eyes. Then when it came to being at home…… that was way more awkward. No matter how he looked at it, it was not the type of relationship where they could silently acknowledge that it was a treat, it was only natural to return the money.
当他停下来时,他正在输入回复的一半。他突然意识到,自己对江天的熟悉还差得很远。在学校里,他们才刚成为同学四天,这三天他们甚至没有对视。然后说到在家呢......那更尴尬了。不管他怎么看,都不是那种可以默默承认这是一种款待的关系,退钱是理所当然的。






Sheng Wang deleted the words he already typed, and replied: Ok.
盛王删除了已经打好的字,回复道:好。






He then saw the top of the chat display ‘the other person is typing……’. He switched to sitting cross legged, and propped his elbow on his lap and waited.
然后他看到聊天显示的顶部“对方正在打字......”。他转而盘腿坐着,将手肘撑在腿上等待。


The other person typed for more than ten seconds. The status then disappeared, and there was no new reply in the chat.
“另一个人打了十几秒。随后状态消失,聊天中没有新的回复。






Canned: ?
罐装的:?


. : ?
.: ?






Sheng Wang stared at the two question marks, and felt that maybe there’s something wrong with him. But, it was not like the person next door was any better either. He rolled his eyes, and typed word by word: Whatever, it’s nothing, I’m going to sleep.
盛王盯着两个问号,觉得也许是他出了什么问题。但是,隔壁的人也好不到哪里去。他翻了个白眼,一字一字地打着:随便,没什么,我去睡觉了。


The top of the chat once again displayed ‘the other person is typing……’
聊天顶部再次显示“对方正在打字......”


Sheng Wang said internally: if you keep typing without actually sending any goddamn thing, I’m going to go knock on your door.
盛王心里说:你要是一直打字,其实不发什么该死的东西,我就去敲你的门。






A few more seconds later yet again, there was finally a new message in the chat.
又过了几秒钟,聊天中终于出现了一条新消息。


. : Mm.
.:毫米。






Sheng Wang wanted to hit someone.
盛王想打人。


He lowered the air conditioner by three degrees in order to cool his fury, and went back on his stomach in his bed, continuing the emperor’s inspection tour. The inspection went on all the way up till he was about to sleep and that was when he could not resist it anymore. He tapped open the WeChat information of the person next door, and changed the personal remark to ‘Jiang Tian’. (2)
他为了冷却怒火,把空调调低了三度,趴在床上,继续皇帝的巡视。检查一直持续到他快要睡觉了,这时他再也无法抗拒了。他点按打开隔壁人的微信信息,将个人备注改成了'江甜'。(2)


When that person chatted with that full stop as his name alone, he was asking for a beating a hundred times more than usual.
当那个人仅以他的名字为句号聊天时,他要求的殴打比平时多一百倍。






The morning next day, Sheng Wang woke up from the freezing cold alone.
第二天早上,盛王独自一人从严寒中醒来。


After an entire night of the AC blasting at 18 degrees, the young master’s head was aching, his nose was clogged up. He sneezed four times in a row, his hair messily stuck up everywhere, and the tip of his nose was red. He sat, dazed out and cloaked by his blankets for five minutes straight, then ferociously spat at the direction of the person next door over.
空调在18度爆破了一整夜后,少爷头疼,鼻子都堵住了。他一连打了四次喷嚏,头发乱七八糟地扎到处都是,鼻尖也红了。他坐着,头晕目眩,盖着毯子,连续五分钟,然后凶狠地朝隔壁人的方向吐了口唾沫。






For the first time ever, he willingly put on his school jacket. He swiped away the alarm clock in his phone that was squawking non-stop, took two pieces of tissue and headed downstairs.
有史以来第一次,他心甘情愿地穿上了校服。他拂去手机里不停地吱吱作响的闹钟,拿了两张纸巾下楼。






Sheng Mingyang’s business ran into some minor trouble, and he did not return from his business trip yet. However, the house was unexpectedly lively this early in the morning.
盛明阳的生意遇到了一些小麻烦,他还没有出差回来。然而,这清晨,家里却出乎意料地热闹起来。


Sheng Wang stuck his head out to look below—
盛王探出头往下看——


The housekeeper, Auntie Sun, was early today. She was following Jiang Ou while wearing a pair of gloves. The two of them went in and out of the kitchen, and would sometimes make small talk. Sheng Wang listened for two lines; it seemed as if Auntie Sun was teaching Jiang Ou to make something.
管家孙阿姨今天来得早。她戴着一副手套跟在江鸥身后。两人进进出出厨房,有时还会闲聊。王盛听了两句台词;孙阿姨好像在教江鸥做点什么。






Jiang Tian stood next to the couch, and was placing the practice papers and pencil pouch into the bag.
江甜站在沙发旁边,正在把练习纸和铅笔袋放进袋子里。


Just as Sheng Wang was about to step downstairs, he heard a sudden loud crash in the kitchen, like something was broken. Next, he heard Jiang Ou let out a low hiss.
盛王刚要下楼,就听到厨房里突然传来一声巨响,像是有什么东西坏了。接下来,他听到江鸥发出一声低沉的嘶嘶声。






“Aiyoyo, go run it under cold water, quick,” Auntie Sun’s voice spreaded over. “This is scalding hot. You go ahead and run it first, I’ll get some ointment for you.”
“爱悠悠,快去冷水下跑吧,”孙阿姨的声音传开了。“这太热了。你先跑吧,我给你拿点药膏。


Jiang Tian tossed away his bag, and strided into the kitchen. From Sheng Wang’s angle, he could see half of his figure from the back.
江甜扔掉包,大步走进了厨房。从盛王的角度,从背后就能看到他的半个身影。






He heard Jiang Tian ask, “Are there any blisters?”
他听到江天问道:“有水泡吗?


Jiang Ou replied with a smile, ‘It’s not that bad, I just accidentally touched it because I wasn’t careful enough. Auntie Sun even reminded me earlier to not touch it with my hands, I zoned out for a bit, and forgot.”
江鸥笑着回答,“没那么糟糕,只是我不小心碰到了。孙阿姨早些时候还提醒我不要用手碰它,我呆了一会儿,就忘了。






“Why are you suddenly baking this?” Jiang Tian asked, perplexed.
“你怎么突然烤这个?”江甜疑惑地问道。


“It isn’t exactly sudden, it’s just that I was chatting with your mom and I casually mentioned that Xiao-Wang likes this particularly much, back then—” Auntie Sun rushed over with a small round jar, and said, ‘Come, let’s apply this. This ointment is very useful, I bring it wherever I go, I use it every time I get burned and I always healed.”
“这并不完全是突然的,只是我和聊天,我随口提到小王特别喜欢这个,当年——”孙阿姨拿着一个小圆罐冲了过来,说道:“来,我们应用这个吧。这种药膏非常有用,无论我走到哪里我都会带它,每次烫伤我都会使用它,我总是痊愈。


As she applied the ointment, she also softly spoke, “His mom always made that for him when he was a kid, Ou-jie said that she wanted to learn.”
她一边涂药膏,一边轻声说道:“他妈妈小时候总是给他做这个,欧洁说她想学。


Jiang Ou was a little embarrassed, she sighed, “I’m not very adept at this, I can’t really grasp it.”
江鸥有些不好意思,她叹了口气,“我这方面不太熟练,真的把握不住。






Sheng Wang’s foot, about to step down, shrunk back. He was a little dumbfounded as he stood at the top floor. In that moment his emotions were a little complicated, he could not tell what he was feeling.
盛王的脚,正要走下台,却缩了回去。他站在顶楼,有些傻眼。那一刻他的情绪有些复杂,他说不清自己的感受。


The bedroom door behind him was left ajar, a night’s worth of built up cold air came gushing out, and embraced him from behind. He suddenly felt a little empty on the inside.
他身后的卧室门半开着,一夜之间积聚的冷空气喷涌而出,从背后拥抱了他。他突然觉得内心有些空虚。






Jiang Tian’s voice tightly followed up, and it reached all the way upstairs, “Why are you copying other people.”
江甜的声音紧紧跟进,一直传到楼上,“你抄袭别人干嘛。


That line from Auntie Sun seemed to have offended him somehow, his tone was both cold and curt.
孙阿姨的那句台词似乎有些得罪了他,他的语气既冷酷又生硬。






Jiang Ou was startled, “Huh?”
江鸥一怔,“嗯?


“I said—” Jiang Tian’s brows tightly knitted together, his shoulders and back were extremely tense, just from his sideview alone one could tell how displeased he was.
“我说——”江天眉头紧紧地紧紧地攥在一起,肩膀和背部都无比紧绷,光是从他的侧面看,就知道他有多不悦。






After he said those two words, he momentarily paused. His fingers, dangling at his side, clenched and unclenched, cracking sounds could be heard. One could tell he was somewhat agitated.
说完这两个字,他顿了顿。他的手指悬在身侧,紧握又松开,可以听到破裂的声音。可以看出他有些激动。


A while later, he said, “Whatever, I’m going to school.”
过了一会儿,他说:“不管怎样,我要去上学。






Jiang Ou awkwardly patted his shoulders, and then quickly turned to wink at Auntie Sun, attempting to diffuse the tense atmosphere.
江鸥尴尬地拍了拍他的肩膀,然后迅速转身对孙阿姨眨了眨眼,试图化解紧张的气氛。






Jiang Tian’s eyes were downcast. He strided back to the sofa, grabbed his bag and headed to the entryway.
江甜眼神低垂。他大步走回沙发,抓起包,走向入口。


When he changed his shoes, his peripheral gaze caught view of the staircase. He briefly paused while lacing his shoes.
当他换鞋时,他的余光映入了楼梯。他在系鞋带时短暂停顿了一下。






Sheng Wang stood there in the jacket, the spacious school uniform on top of the white t-shirt. The rolled up sleeves made layers and layers of wrinkles, highlighting the unique lithe and slender body of a young man in his growth spurt.
盛王穿着夹克站在那里,白色 T 恤上穿的是宽大的校服。卷起的袖子,做出了层层皱纹,凸显出一个年轻人在突飞猛进的成长过程中独特的轻盈修长的身躯。






Jiang Tian looked up at him for a moment, and retracted his gaze again. His lips pursed into a straight line.
江甜抬头看了他一会儿,又收回了目光。他的嘴唇抿成一条直线。


He stood up the next second, grabbed his bag and went straight out of the doors.
下一秒他站起来,抓起包,径直走出了门。






The weather in this city in August was unpredictable, a few flashes of lightning could lead to a torrential downpour. Sheng Wang dimly heard the low roll of thunder outside the house. He rubbed the tip of his nose as he headed downstairs, feeling like he was going to fall sick again.
这座城市8月份的天气变幻莫测,几道闪电就可能导致倾盆大雨。盛王隐约听见屋外传来低沉的雷声。他一边下楼,一边揉了揉鼻尖,感觉自己又要生病了。






Footnotes:
脚注:


Function of wechat to post about your life, aka like posting a tweet or a post on facebook
微信发布有关您生活的功能,也就是在 Facebook 上发布推文或帖子




Wechat function, a personal remark in case you can't keep track of who's who, like 'co-wroker'/'do not reply' etc
微信功能,如果您无法跟踪谁是谁,例如“co-wroker”/“不回复”等,以防您个人留言






Chapter 012 - Alleviate
第012章 缓解






Canned: Do You Have a Shortage of Beatings???
罐头:你缺打吗???





It was early morning, the smell of food emanated throughout the classroom,
当时是清晨,整个教室里都散发着食物的香味,


The study rep, after correcting the last two math questions, wrinkled his nose and sniffed everywhere, “Which shameless bastard sneaked in fried chicken? Are you trying to stop us from studying in peace? Gao Tianyang was it you!”
研究代表纠正完最后两道数学题后,皱了皱鼻子,到处嗅了嗅,“哪个无耻的混蛋偷偷进了炸鸡?你是想阻止我们和平学习吗?高天阳是你吗!






Gao Tianyang smirked, and flaunted an entire box of fried chicken that he dug out from his desk. “Hungry? Want to eat it? Exchange it with your English practice paper.”
高天阳傻笑着,炫耀着自己从办公桌上掏出的一整盒炸鸡。“饿了?想吃吗?用你的英语练习卷交换一下。


“Fuck!” There was a chorus of cursing, “I almost forgot that there’s still English!”
“操!”“有人大声咒骂,”我差点忘了还有英语!


“Quick quick quick, some kind soul help me!”
“快,好心人帮帮我!”






Yesterday, the English teacher Yang Jing left them three practice papers for homework, a total of 150 multiple choice questions. Most people fell asleep before they could finish it, and this morning they end up wailing because of that.
昨天,英语老师杨静给他们留了三张作业练习卷,一共150道选择题。大多数人还没说完就睡着了,今天早上他们最终因此而哭泣。






“I just knew that the few of you definitely did not do it,” Gao Tianyang turned around while hugging the box. “I also know that our Mr Handsome over here is so damn good in English, he definitely finished everything, therefore I even prepared my bribery.”
“我就知道,你们几个肯定没有干过,”高天阳抱着箱子转过身来。“我也知道我们这边的帅先生英语真好,他肯定什么都做完了,所以我甚至准备了贿赂。”






As he clamoured, he turned around and instead saw the sight of Sheng Wang lying on the table. The sleeves that were usually rolled to the elbow were let down, and were snuggly hugging his wrist instead.
他一边叫着,一边转过身来,反而看到了盛王躺在桌子上的景象。平时卷到肘部的袖子被放下来,紧紧地搂着他的手腕。


A good half of the class was scampering all over the place for homework, only he alone was asleep.
班上有一半的人到处跑来跑去做作业,只有他一个人在睡觉。






“Eh?” Gao Tianyang hovered around Sheng Wang with the box of chicken in his arms, “Broski? Morning class hasn’t begun yet and you are already sleepy broski, can you sleep after you save lives?”
“嗯?”高天阳怀里抱着一盒鸡,围在盛王身边,“布罗斯基?早上的课还没开始,你已经困了,broski,救完生命后你能睡觉吗?


Sheng Wang remained sprawled across the table. He used only a hand to feel around the inside of his desk, and later dug out three practice papers and smacked it onto the desk.
盛王仍然趴在桌子上。他只用一只手摸了摸桌子的内部,后来又翻出了三张练习卷,拍在了桌子上。






“Thank you for your gracious help.” Gao Tianyang settled the box of fried chicken on his desk, “This is my breakfast that I(1) am offering up to you, do you want a taste?”
“谢谢你的慷慨帮助。”高天阳把一盒炸鸡放在办公桌上,“这是我(1)送给你的早餐,你要尝尝吗?


Sheng Wang said stuffily, “I’m too full.”
盛王闷气冲冲地说:“我太饱了。






“What’s up with you? Why do you sound so stuffy?” Gao Tianyang copied Old Wu’s accent, and said slowly in a dramatic voice, “Could it be that you’re crying?” Not only did he not stop at that, he even poked Sheng Wang with an Orchid Finger.(2)
“你怎么了?你怎么听起来这么闷?高天阳模仿了老吴的口音,用戏剧性的声音缓缓说道:“难道是你在哭?他不仅不止于此,甚至还用兰花指戳了盛王一脚。(2)


Sheng Wang silently looked up, and stared at him expressionlessly, “Your grandma’s the one crying.”
盛王默默地抬头,面无表情地盯着他,“哭的是你奶奶。






Gao Tianyang kept his mischievous finger the moment Sheng Wang lifted his head, “What the fuck? You look terrible, are you sick?”
高天阳在盛王抬起头的那一刻,保持着调皮的手指,“他妈的?你看起来很糟糕,你有病吗?


“A little, I think. I forgot that I lowered the temperature for the air condition last night.”
“我想有一点。我忘了昨晚我把空调的温度调低了。


“You still say a little with the way you are now?” Gao Tianyang said, completely done. “Your face screams that you’re sick right now, do you want to get some medicine from the sick bay?”
“你现在的样子还说一点?”高天阳说,彻底完成。“你脸上尖叫着你现在生病了,你想从病房拿点药吗?”


“Where’s the sick bay?” Sheng Wang asked.
“病房在哪里?”盛王问道。






There were many people in the classroom, and the air condition was usually strong. He was already feeling unwell when he left the house in the morning, lying down here worsened it. His lazy voice was getting hoarser.
教室里人很多,空调平时很强。早上出门时,他已经感到不适,躺在这里使情况更加严重。他懒惰的声音越来越沙哑。






Gao Tianyang said, “There’s a hill by the school’s west gate, climb up the stairs and the sick bay is right there.”
高天阳说:“学校西门边有一座小山,爬上楼梯,病房就在那里。


Sheng Wang said, “Where’s west?”
盛王说:“西边呢?


“......”






Gao Tianyang scratched his ears, and in that exact moment he saw someone pass by, and casually grabbed, “Tian-ge, where’s west?”
高天阳挠了挠耳朵,就在那一刻,他看到有人经过,随手一把,“天歌,西边呢?


It was business as usual whenever Jiang Tian got called to the office before class started in the morning, there were always plenty of teachers looking for him, everyone was used to it. He placed the stack of papers he brought back from the office on the study rep’s desk, turned around and asked Gao Tianyang, “What’s where’s west?”
每当江甜早上开课前被叫到办公室时,一切都像往常一样,总是有很多老师在找他,每个人都习惯了。他把从办公室带回来的那叠文件放在书房代表的桌子上,转身问高天阳:“西边是什么?






Sheng Wang eyed him, and his gaze accidentally met with Jiang Tian’s downcasted eyes.
盛王看着他,目光意外地与江恬垂头丧气的眼神交汇。


Maybe they were still affected by the incident in the morning. They both broke eye contact the moment they met.
也许他们还是受到了早上事件的影响。他们一见面就断了眼神交流。






Gao Tianyang was completely unaware of minor details like this, and was still talking to Jiang Tian, “The west as in north south east west, I was just saying to Sheng Wang to go to the west gate, and yet he asked me where’s west, and now I’m lost too.”
高天阳对这样的小细节完全不知情,还在和江天说话,“西如南北东西,我刚才对盛王说去西门,他却问我西边在哪里,现在我也迷路了。






Sheng Wang did not look up again, and kept his eyes down, all tired and sickly. It is difficult for anyone to be in high spirits if they are unwell, it was particularly obvious when it came to him.
盛王没有再抬头,一直低着眼睛,浑身疲惫多病。任何人身体不适都很难精神抖擞,这在他身上尤为明显。


Thunder rolled outside the classroom, the sky was pitch black. The lights were switched on, Jiang Tian’s shadow was casted onto his table, a cloud of overlapping dark gray.
教室外雷声滚滚,天空漆黑一片。灯被打开,江天的影子投在了他的桌子上,一团重叠的深灰色。






“The west is at—’ Gao Tianyang arm’s reached out and attempted to point in that direction.
“西边是——”高天阳的手臂伸出来,试图指向那个方向。


Before he could find the correct position, Sheng Wang heard Jiang Tian say, “The gate where Xi Le is.”
还没等他找到正确的位置,盛王就听到江天说:“习乐所在的大门。


His volume when he talked was usually not high, it was low and rumbly, with a little croak left over from changing his voice during puberty. His voice descended upon him.
他说话时的音量通常不高,低沉而隆隆,在青春期改变声音时留下了一点呱呱声。他的声音落在他身上。


Sheng Wang let out an ‘oh’, and nodded to show that he understood.
盛王“哦”了一声,点点头表示明白。






It was Gao Tianyang who instead was slow on the uptake, “What’s Xi Le?”
高天阳反而迟迟不肯接受,“习乐是什么?


A few seconds later, he abruptly realised, “Ah, I remember now. Yes, the convenience store by the school’s west gate is called Xi Le, I don’t usually go there. Only for PE class then I’ll buy a couple of bottles of water there, it’s closer to the parade square. You know that place?”
几秒钟后,他突然意识到,“啊,我现在想起来了。是的,学校西门边的便利店叫习乐,我平时不去。只有体育课,我会在那里买几瓶水,那里离游行广场更近。你知道那个地方吗?


It looked like Sheng Wang fell asleep again, he only responded a few seconds later, “I ate there before.”
看起来盛王又睡着了,几秒钟后他才回应道:“我以前在那里吃过饭。






“How come I never knew that we can eat there?” Gao Tianyang as the PE rep was usually stupidly fast when it came to running. Even though he always grumbled about the year one monsters taking up the canteen, he was able to fight for food right from the tiger’s jaws, and had never felt the pain of being forced to go to the convenience store.
“我怎么从来不知道我们可以在那里吃饭?”作为体育代表的高天阳在跑步时通常速度快得愚蠢。尽管他总是抱怨第一年的怪物占据了食堂,但他能够从老虎的嘴里争夺食物,从未感受到被迫去便利店的痛苦。


“Mm,” Sheng Wang responded.
“嗯,”盛王应道。






With this, even someone who’s bad at noticing things like Gao Tianyang realised that something was wrong.
这样一来,就算是像高天阳这样不善于察觉的人,也意识到了不对劲。


While Sheng Wang did not look up, Gao Tianyang made use of that opportunity to point at him, and mouth exaggeratedly at Jiang Tian: He looks like he’s in a bad mood, don’t know which fucking idiot pissed him off.
趁盛王头不抬头,高天阳就趁着这个机会指了指他,夸张地对着江天说:他看起来心情不好,不知道是哪个他妈的白痴惹恼了他。






After he said so, he discovered that Jiang Tian did not intend to gesture back at him at all, he only looked at him with a poker face.
说完,他发现江甜根本就没有打算回他手势,只是一脸扑克脸看着他。


Gao Tianyang continued to ‘speak’ exaggeratedly: Why do you look so grumpy too? Were my gestures too ugly?
高天阳继续夸张地'说话':你怎么看起来也这么脾气暴躁?我的手势太难看了吗?






Before Jiang Tian could respond, he suddenly had a revelation: Could it be...your fault?
江甜还没来得及回应,他突然有了启示:难道......你的错?


He’s screwed, he called Jiang Tian a fucking idiot.
他完蛋了,他骂江天他妈的白痴。


A myriad of emotions came over Gao Tianyang’s face, he eyed Jiang Tian’s expression, and tested the waters: Was it really because of you?
高天阳的脸上涌上了无数的情绪,他看着江天的表情,试水:真的是因为你吗?






With Gao Tianyang’s understanding of Jiang Tian, he would definitely nod if he was the one behind it, if it wasn’t him he would certainly say “that has nothing to do with me”.
以高天阳对江天的了解,如果是幕后黑手,他肯定会点头,如果不是他,他肯定会说“那与我无关”。


But this time, he only watched Sheng Wang, with not a single sound coming out of him.
但这一次,他只看着盛王,没有发出任何声音。






What the hell!
管他呢!


Gao Tianyang muttered, and did not dare to blabber anymore.
高天阳嘟囔着,不敢再喋喋不休。






He poked at Sheng Wang who was giving in to sleep again, “You already know where’s the west gate, maybe you should go to the sick bay when you’re free later?”
他戳了戳又屈服睡觉的盛王,“你已经知道西门在哪里了,也许你以后有空就去病房吧?


“It’s too far, I’m not going.” Sheng Wang sniffed, the feeling of having his nose clogged up made him frown in irritation.
“太远了,我不去。”盛王吸了吸鼻子,鼻子被塞住的感觉让他恼怒地皱起了眉头。






He flipped up the collars of the uniform, grabbed at the lapels, and zipped all the way up.
他掀开制服的领子,抓住翻领,拉上拉链。


The lapels of the Fuzhong school uniform was navy blue, when it was completely lifted up it covered the lower half of his face, below his nose. The contrast made his skin look pale.
福中校服的翻领是藏蓝色的,完全掀起时,遮住了他的下半张脸,鼻子以下。这种对比让他的皮肤显得苍白。


As he bit at the top of the zip, he dragged his sleeves and went back to resting on the table, and said, muffled, “Wake me up when it’s class.”
当他咬住拉链的顶部时,他拖着袖子回到桌子上休息,低声说,“上课的时候叫醒我。






And the two bastards Gao Tianyang and Jiang Tian did not wake him up for class.
而高天阳和江天两个混蛋也没有叫醒他上课。






The first two periods were English, and they would be going through the 150 practice questions from last night. The English teacher, Yang Jing, was already tall enough, she even liked to walk on ‘stilts’. The moment she stood on the platform with her high heels, she would get a good view of every action made by all 40 plus people in class.
前两节课是英语课,他们将完成昨晚的 150 道练习题。英语老师杨静已经足够高了,她甚至喜欢踩'高跷'。当她穿着高跟鞋站在平台上的那一刻,她就能清楚地看到班上所有 40 多人的每一个动作。






She caught view of Sheng Wang with a single look, her index finger knocked on the desk, “What’s going on? The student lying down, you think that you can get away just because of your high score in English?”
她一眼就看到了盛王,食指敲了敲桌子,“这是怎么回事?躺着的学生,你以为你能因为英语高分就能逃脱?


Upon hearing that, all the students looked over.
听到这话,所有的学生都看了过来。


Gao Tianyang raised his hand under the feeling of countless gazes, Yang Jing gave him a head nod, “Speak.”
高天阳抬手在无数目光的感触下,杨静给了他点头,“说吧。


“He’s sick,” Gao Tianyang explained.
“他生病了,”高天阳解释道。


“Oh,” Yang Jing nodded, “sure then, let him lie. When he’s awake, please inform him to come see me for a chat during noon break.”
“哦,”杨静点点头,“那当然,让他撒谎吧。等他醒了,请通知他中午休息时间来看我聊天。


Gao Tianyang: “......”
高天洋:“......”






What kind of cruel joke was it to chat with Yang Jing? When that woman got angry, even the principal was scared of her.
和杨静聊天,到底是怎样的残忍玩笑?那个女人生气的时候,连校长都害怕她。


The weekly test the week before last week, the broadcast system spoiled during listening comprehension for English, and wasted 20 minutes of the students’ time. The vice principal and Big Mouth Xu was in charge of patrolling around for year twos. The two middle aged men managed to get yelled at by Yang Jing in the corridor for ten minutes straight, and did not manage to get a single word in. They even started sweating as a consequence, and had to borrow tissues from the class monitor in Class A who was next to the windows.
前一周的每周测试,广播系统在英语听力理解过程中变质了,浪费了学生 20 分钟的时间。副校长和徐大嘴负责巡逻,持续了第二年。两个中年男子在走廊里被杨静吼了一整十分钟,一句话也没进去。结果,他们甚至开始出汗,不得不向窗户旁边的 A 班班长借纸巾。






Gao Tianyang regretted, “Then I should probably still wake him up.”
高天阳后悔道:“那我大概还是应该叫醒他。


Yang Jing raised an eyebrow, “You dare?”
杨静挑眉,“你敢?


Gao Tianyang shrunk into his uniform, “Nevermind.”
高天阳缩进制服里,“没关系。






Jing-jie’s temper was always unpredictable, Class A had a both love and hate relationship with her, nobody dared to piss her off.
静洁的脾气总是变幻莫测,A 班和她又爱又恨,没人敢惹她生气。


Yang Jing reached her hand out to a boy sitting in the first row, “Here, pass me your paper.”
杨静伸手向坐在第一排的一个男生伸手,“来,把你的纸递给我。






That boy’s name was Qi Jiahao, he was the English rep for Class A. He was super concerned about his ‘face’, he had a build of a giant, and from body type alone he should not be in the first row. Yet, his vision was really too poor, after a month of badgering the homeroom teacher, he finally badgered his way to the first row.
那个男孩叫齐家豪,是 A 班的英文代表。他非常在意自己的“脸”,他有巨人的身材,仅从体型来看,他不应该排在第一排。然而,他的视力实在是太差了,在纠缠班主任一个月后,他终于闯到了第一排。


Yang Jing never liked to use the example answers when going through papers, she would take the paper from the rep every single time. Class A students were already used to it.
杨静在阅卷时从来不喜欢使用示例答案,她每次都会从代表那里拿过试卷。A 班学生已经习惯了。






To Qi Jiahao, having his paper commandeered by Yang Jing was an extremely thrilling thing. On one hand, all his mistakes would be directly exposed to her, and she had no qualm when it came to scolding him, but on the other hand, he felt as if he was receiving special treatment, and could not help but feel a little proud.
对于戚家豪来说,他的论文被杨靖征用是一件极其惊心动魄的事情。一方面,他所有的错误都会直接暴露在她面前,她骂他也毫不犹豫,但另一方面,他却觉得自己仿佛受到了特殊待遇,不禁感到有些骄傲。






Qi Jiahao presented his script, after a glance however Yang Jing changed her mind again, “Nevermind, I’ll spare you for today, I’ll get a different person to commandeer instead.”
齐家豪拿出了剧本,看了一眼,杨静又改变了主意,“没关系,今天我就留着你,换个人来征用。






Everyone tensed up, and all lowered their heads, terrified that Jing-jie would spot them in the sea of people.
众人都绷紧了,都低下了头,生怕景杰会在人海中发现他们。


Everytime this lady reached a difficult question that people usually got wrong, she always dragged Qi Jiahao in public(3), and just Qi Jiahao alone wasn’t enough. She would call on everyone one by one to get them to explain the grammatical concepts and train of thought behind the question, if they could not say it they would have to stand. There were more than 40 people in class, there could be more than 30 all standing up at one point, who wouldn’t be scared?
这位女士每次说到人们通常会出错的难题时,她总是在公共场合拖拽齐家豪(3),光是齐家豪一个人是不够的。她会一一呼吁每个人解释问题背后的语法概念和思路,如果他们不能说出来,他们就必须站起来。班上有40多人,能有30多人一次全部站起来,谁会不害怕呢?






She looked up, her gaze circled Sheng Wang twice, and finally landed on the person sitting behind him, “Jiang Tian.”
她抬起头,目光在盛王身上转了两圈,最后落在了坐在他身后的人身上,“江天。


Everyone first let out a sigh of relief, and then looked over in unison.
众人先是松了口气,然后异口同声看过去。






Jiang Tian was still wearing that expression of his, he was not nervous at all. Just as he took the papers on his desk and was about to stand up, Yang Jing suddenly said, “Hand me the paper of the person sitting in front of you to me.”
江天还带着他的那种表情,他一点也不紧张。就在他拿着桌上的文件准备站起来时,杨静突然说:“把坐在你面前的人的纸递给我。


Jiang Tian shot a glance at Sheng Wang’s head, “The practice is inside his desk, he’s in the way.”
江甜瞥了圣旺一眼,“修行在他的办公桌里,他碍事了。


Yang Jing said, “Oh, then just dig it out.”
杨静说:“哦,那就挖出来吧。


“......”






Jiang Tian did not come out of the student affairs’ office, he did not have the ability to search through other people’s desks. He felt a little headache coming on as he looked at the unconscious person in front of him. He propped his arms against his desk.
江甜没有从学生事务处出来,他没有翻别人书桌的能力。当他看着面前这个昏迷不醒的人时,他感到有点头疼。他把手臂靠在桌子上。






He took a look at Yang Jing, walked to Sheng Wang’s side and reached into the desk.
他看了杨静一眼,走到盛旺身边,把手伸进了书桌。


Sheng Wang ‘s uniform looked like he filled it up completely, but in actuality, it was all empty at the edges. When Jiang Tian’s arms brushed past the fabric, a partially formed thought materialised in his mind—
盛王的制服看起来装得满满的,但实际上,边缘全是空的。当江天的手臂拂过布料时,一个半成型的念头在他的脑海中浮现——


This person was really a little thin.
这个人真的有点瘦。






He managed to find the three practices inside the desk, and just as he was about to retreat, someone suddenly caught hold of his wrist.
他设法找到了书桌内的三修,正当他准备后退时,突然有人抓住了他的手腕。


The person once lying on the table moved a bit, and raised his head from the crook of his right elbow. His fringe was slightly messy from being pressed on, his eyes were half opened, a pale crescent of light was reflected in his eyes.
曾经躺在桌子上的人动了动,从右肘弯处抬起头来。他的流苏因被压而略显凌乱,眼睛半睁着,眼中反射出一道苍白的新月形光芒。


“What are you doing?” Sheng Wang asked, his sleepy and hoarse voice was tinged with the annoyance from being woken up.
“你在做什么?”盛王问道,他睡眼惺忪沙哑的声音中带着被吵醒的烦恼。






Jiang Tian’s finger curled a little.
江甜的手指微微卷曲。


He shot a glance at Yang Jing, who was standing on the platform, and said in a low voice, “Class started.”
他看了站在平台上的杨静一眼,低声说道:“上课了。


After he spoke, he withdrew his hand, straightened up, and passed the practices to Yang Jing.
说完,他收回手,挺直了身子,把功法传给了杨靖。






Sheng Wang buried his head for three seconds, and suddenly bolted up. He covered his face and leaned against the table behind, and mumbled, “For how long?”
盛王埋头三秒,突然跳了起来。他捂着脸靠在后面的桌子上,喃喃道:“多久?


Jiang Tian’s voice came from behind, even when it was lowered it could not change the frosty quality to it, “40 minutes.”
江恬的声音从后面传来,即使压低也无法改变冰冷的品质,“40分钟。


Sheng Wang was the image of confusion, “???”
盛王是迷茫的形象,“???”






Only until Yang Jing waved his paper, “The rep would usually get four to five questions wrong for this kind of practice paper, let’s see if student Sheng Wang could match that standard or not.”
直到杨静挥舞着卷子,“代表这种练习卷一般会错四五道题,看看王盛学生能不能达到这个标准。


Qi Jiahao casted a glance at him.
祁家豪看了他一眼。


Yang Jing said, “Ok, let’s look at the first question.”
杨静说:“好,我们来看第一道题。


Sheng Wang took a while to digest it, and finally understood this meant that lesson just started.
盛王花了一段时间消化,终于明白这意味着那节课才刚刚开始。






He pulled a long face as he sat for a while, and dug out the phone inside his desk. He pulled up Jiang Tian’s WeChat, and sent him 50 eye rolls.
他拉着一张长脸坐了一会儿,在办公桌里翻出了电话。他拉起江甜的微信,给他发了50个白眼。


Canned: Do You have a shortage of beatings???
罐头:你缺打吗???






T/n: changing the y in you to a capital y to emphasise the respectful You, we'll see how this goes(???). Also I imagine that this is the sticker he would use:, wang-zai rolling his eyes :D
T/n:将 u 中的 y 改为大写的 y 以强调尊重 You,我们拭目以待(???)。另外,我想象这就是他会使用的贴纸:,旺仔翻了个白眼:D


Footnotes:
脚注:


He uses the my/I that is used when addressing a superior. Archaic. He’s copying ancient speaking manners
他使用称呼上级时使用的 my/I。古老的。他正在复制古代的说话礼仪




Orchid fingers, or 兰花指, a hand move that is made in chinese opera/shows, supposed to be graceful but has feminine connotations depending on how you look at it. How it looks like:
兰花指,或兰花指,中国戏曲/表演中的一种手部动作,应该很优雅,但根据你如何看待它,它具有女性的内涵。它看起来像:




As I translate the next chapter, the person here is more likely to refer to Gao Tianyang rather than Qi Jiahao, the same factoid was repeated in the next chapter and is probably an error/adjustment on the author's part.
当我翻译下一章时,这里的人更有可能指的是高天阳而不是齐家豪,同样的事实在下一章中重复出现,可能是作者的错误/调整。






Chapter 013 - English Practice
第013章 英语练习






Go Ahead And Write, Otherwise You Are Too Unoccupied
继续写吧,否则你太空闲了






Yang Jing talked for five minutes with the practice paper in her hands before she noticed that the one who was sick was twirling his pen, his ruler, and his eraser. In any case, everything within his reach, he could twirl.
杨静手里拿着练习纸聊了五分钟,才注意到那个生病的人正在旋转他的笔、他的尺子和他的橡皮擦。无论如何,他触手可及的一切都可以旋转。


This was probably a problem among teenage boys in general.
这可能是一般十几岁男孩的一个问题。






She eyed him a few times and finally recalled, “Sheng Wang?”
她看了他几眼,终于回忆起来,“盛旺?


“Mm?” The one who was called on gripped his pen.
“嗯?”被叫来的人握紧了笔。


“I almost forgot, do you not have a paper to look at now?” Yang Jing said.
“我差点忘了,你现在没有一张纸看吗?”杨静说。


Sheng Wang laughed dryly, and internally went: you didn’t almost forget, you indeed forgot.
盛王干笑了笑,心里说:你没差点忘了,你确实忘了。






When Yang Jing commandeered Qi Jiahao’s paper, she never cared about the after-sale service. Qi Jiahao would shift his chair and share the paper with a classmate next to him, all he needed was a pen and a notebook.
杨静在征用齐家豪的论文时,从来不关心售后服务。祁家豪会挪开椅子,和旁边的同学分享纸张,他只需要一支笔和一本笔记本。






The students of Class A could be separated into two factions, one would be the “checking answers with everyone after exams” faction, the other would be the “I’m done the paper can perish for all I care” faction. Qi Jiahao belonged to the former.
A 班的学生可以分为两派,一派是“考试后与大家核对答案”派系,另一派是“我完了,我所关心的试卷可以灭亡”派系。齐家豪属于前者。


The members of this faction all had “photographic memory”, as long as they did the question, they could recite everything from the steps to the answers, including essays. With practices like these English practices involving multiple choice questions, memorising them was a piece of cake.
这个派系的成员都有“过目不忘”,只要做题,从步骤到答案,无所不背,包括作文。对于像这些涉及多项选择题的英语练习,记住它们是小菜一碟。


Therefore even if the paper he was looking at was someone else’s, Qi Jiahao still knew which question he got correct and which he was wrong on, he only needed to do corrections on his notebook.
所以,即使他看的那张纸是别人的,祁家豪也知道自己哪道题答对了,哪道题答错了,他只需要在笔记本上做批改。






As for Sheng Wang…….
至于王盛呢.......


A single look and it was obvious that he belonged to the “I’m done the paper can perish for all I care” faction.
看一眼,很明显他属于“我完了,报纸可以消亡,因为我所关心的一切”派系。






Yang Jing could not stand to see students being all unoccupied, not even if they got the answer correct. With a jut of her chin, she directed Sheng Wang, “Find someone to share with you.”
杨静无法忍受看到学生们都空无一人,即使答对了也不行。她下巴一伸,吩咐盛旺,“找个人分享给你。


Sheng Wang replied with an ‘okay’.
盛王回答说“好”。






Was finding someone to share supposed to be a challenge? He stood up, and was going to shift his chair forward until he heard Yang Jing add on, “Carry your chair behind, and just make do with Jiang Tian’s, alright?”
找人分享应该是一个挑战吗?他站起身来,正要把椅子往前移,只听到杨静补充道:“把你的椅子扛到后面,凑合着吃江甜的,好吗?






Not alright.
不行。


Sheng Wang internally said the person behind him still owes him a beating, he did not want to share with him at all.
盛王内心表示,背后的人还欠他一顿打,他根本不想和他分享。






However, the reasoning Yang Jing gave was very adequate, “I reckon that your rate of correct answers is probably around the same as Jiang Tian’s, it would be just nice if the both of you could share. As for Gao Tianyang…...save some face for him, ha.”
不过,杨静给出的理由却很充分,“我估计你的答对率大概和江天差不多,如果你们两个能分享就好了。至于高天阳呢......给他留点面子,哈。


Jing-jie must drag Gao Tianyang during class, that was already daily business as usual, there was no stopping it.
静杰上课时一定要拖着高天阳,那已经是日常事务如常了,没有办法阻止。






Sheng Wang dragged his chair to the last row, and sat on Jiang Tian’s right. Even though he did not remember his own answers, he still performatively brought along a pen.
盛王拖着椅子走到最后一排,坐在江天的右边。尽管他不记得自己的答案,但他仍然表演性地带了一支笔。






Initially, he kept to himself more. He sat a chi (1)away from the table, and he had to lean over when he wanted to see the paper.
最初,他更多地独处。他坐在离桌子一尺(1)远的地方,当他想看报纸时,他必须俯身。


Jiang Tian shot quite a few glances at him, and finally he could not help but to say, “Are there nails on the table poking at you?”
江甜看了他不少眼,最后忍不住说道:“桌子上有钉子戳你吗?


“There aren’t,” Sheng Wang absent-mindedly replied. Another two seconds, then he realised that the person was mocking him for his posture.
“没有,”盛王心不在焉地回答。又过了两秒钟,他才意识到那个人是在嘲笑他的姿势。






Sheng Wang side-eyed him, and shifted his chair a step forward.
盛王侧头看了他一眼,把椅子往前挪了一步。


With one, there would definitely be two and three. In the next five minutes, Sheng Wang nudged, and nudged again, and soon enough both his arms were on the table.
有了一,肯定会有两和三。接下来的五分钟,盛王轻推,又轻推,很快他的双臂就放在了桌子上。


Yang Jing was not slow in going through the answers, but there were three papers and 150 questions after all. Those who got many answers wrong were really busy, those who did not were extremely bored otherwise.
杨静翻阅答案的速度并不慢,但毕竟有三卷,150道题。那些答错了很多的人真的很忙,那些没有答错的人则非常无聊。






Sheng Wang was already dizzy and light-headed from being sick, along with Jiang Tian’s paper being almost impeccable, he started feeling drowsy after listening a short while. His whole body slumped lower and lower, the territory his arms took up got bigger and bigger.
盛王已经因为生病而头晕目眩,加上江甜的论文几乎无可挑剔,听了一会儿就开始感到昏昏欲睡。他整个人越陷越低,胳膊占据的领地越来越大。






He had his elbows on the table as his hand propped up his chin. As he dozed off, his head nodded to the left a couple of times, and to the right a couple of times. Suddenly, his elbow slipped, and his forearm bumped into another person. The warmth of body heat was transmitted through skin to skin contact. Sheng Wang leaned against it in all muddle-headedness until he woke up with a start.
他手肘放在桌子上,手撑着下巴。当他打瞌睡时,他的头向左点了几下,又向右点了几下。突然,他的手肘一滑,前臂撞到了另一个人。体温的温暖通过皮肤与皮肤的接触传递。盛王头糊涂地靠在它身上,直到他惊醒。






Teenagers often get uneasy easily. A certain line, a certain glance, a certain contact would all cause someone to be subdued, for no reason, for no idea at all.
青少年往往很容易感到不安。某台词、某眼神、某接触,都会让某人无缘无故、无神不知地被制服。






Sheng Wang’s elbow shrunk back, and Jiang Tian changed his pose too, the elbow near him was simply removed from the table.
盛王的手肘向后缩了缩,江天也改变了姿势,靠近他的手肘被简单地从桌子上移开了。


The other person was too obvious in his avoidance, the young master was displeased again. He internally said: will a little touch poison you? How fast of you to give way.
对方回避太明显,少爷又不悦了。他内心说:一点点触碰会毒害你吗?你们让路的速度有多快。






Coincidentally, Yang Jing reached the end of the second practice. Sheng Wang, who was restless all over, finally found a wrong answer.
无独有偶,杨静已经到了第二场练习的终点。浑身坐立不安的盛王终于找到了一个错误的答案。


He had something doable at last. He uncapped his pen and marked the paper with a cross, and did his correction with a practised ease. He even made a line of notes.
他终于有了一些可行的事情。他打开笔盖,在纸上划了一个叉号,然后熟练地轻松地进行了修正。他甚至做了一行笔记。






Sheng Wang gave the last ‘g’ a magnificent giant tail. When he looked up after he drew, he saw Jiang Tian staring at him, a red pen in his hand, his expression complicated.
盛王给最后一个“g”一个壮丽的巨尾巴。画完后抬头一看,只见江甜正盯着他,手里拿着一支红笔,神情复杂。






Sheng Wang said, “What, got a toothache?”
盛王说:“什么,牙疼了?


Jiang Tian said, “My paper.”
江甜说:“我的论文。


Sheng Wang: “......”
王盛:“......”


He lowered his eyes towards the paper, the doggy-crawl handwriting was especially ostentatious due to how conspicuous it looked. Its presence was extremely strong, and even slanted upwards.
他把眼睛垂向那张纸,那狗爬行的字迹由于看起来非常显眼而特别炫耀。它的存在感极其强烈,甚至向上倾斜。






Sheng Wang capped his pen sheepishly, and let out an “oh”. As he was sick, the way he looked was extremely deceiving, when he lowered his eyes a trace of loneliness could be found.
盛王不好意思地盖了笔,“哦”了一声。由于他生病了,他的样子极具欺骗性,当他垂下眼睛时,可以发现一丝孤独。


In actuality, he was just zoning out in complete boredom.
事实上,他只是在完全无聊中打扰。






He zoned out for only a few seconds when he suddenly heard a light rustling noise from the table. He looked up, and the paper he pushed away was back to his front once more.
他只呆了几秒钟,突然听到桌子上传来一阵轻微的沙沙声。他抬起头,他推开的那张纸又回到了他的面前。


Jiang Tian tossed his red pen to the side, and leaned backwards against the chair, looking as if he gave up on listening.
江甜把红笔扔到一边,向后靠在椅子上,一副放弃听的样子。


He whisked out an English olympiad question bank, and said to Sheng Wang without even lifting his eyes, “Go ahead and write, otherwise you would be too unoccupied.”
他拂出一本英语奥数题库,眼睛都没抬就对盛王说:“你去写吧,不然你太空了。






Yang Jing was very good with pacing her lessons, two periods was just enough for her to go through all the answers.
杨静的课程节奏非常好,两节课刚好足以让她把所有的答案都看完。


Sheng Wang deigned himself to help JXXXX TXXX mark and correct his answers, and even helped him calculate his score out of impishness. He only made a mistake for five out of 150 questions, when the total score was readjusted to 120, he would lose only four points.
盛王屈尊帮 JXXXX TXXX 打分批改,甚至出于顽皮帮他算分数。他 150 题中只错了 5 题,当总分重新调整到 120 分时,他只会丢四分。






Jiang Tian was done with a page of olympiad questions. After he checked the answers, he folded the page’s corner. When he looked up from his book, he saw a brilliant red number on his practice paper: 116.
江甜说完了一页奥林匹克题。检查完答案后,他折叠了页面的一角。当他从书本上抬起头时,他看到练习卷上有一个鲜艳的红色数字:116。






He did not even need to look to know where this ugly thing came from. Jiang Tian looked away as he pursed his lips, and seized his stolen red pen back from Sheng Wang. He gestured at his front-desk, inviting him to scram.
他甚至不需要看就知道这个丑陋的东西是从哪里来的。江甜抿了抿嘴,移开了视线,从盛王手中夺回了偷来的红笔。他指着前台,邀请他去争先恐后。






Sheng Wang dragged his chair back to his seat. Yang Jing was summarising her own thoughts about the practice. She dug out her own red pen, and marked Sheng Wang’s paper as she crouched over the table. As she marked, she said, “Overall it’s still passable. He only got seven to eight answers wrong, when placed in a formal exam setting the rate of accuracy is still viable. Still, there’s still quite a bit of distance from being the best.”
盛王把椅子拖回座位上。杨静正在总结自己对修行的看法。她掏出自己的红笔,蹲在桌子上,在盛王的纸上做了标记。正如她所标记的那样,她说:“总的来说,它仍然还过得去。他只答错了七到八个答案,当被安排在正式考试中时,准确率仍然是可行的。尽管如此,距离成为最好的还有很长的距离。






The students shrunk. With the difficulty level this time round, only getting seven to eight wrong was awesome enough, at the very least they would be top five within Class A.
学生们缩了缩。以这次的难度级别,只错七到八个就足够了不起,至少他们会进入 A 级前五名。






Yang Jing kept her red pen, and lifted her chin at the subject rep Qi Jiahao, asking, “How ‘bout you? How many?”
杨静保留着红笔,对着对象代表齐家豪抬起下巴,问道:“你怎么样?有多少?


Qi Jiahao retracted his gaze from Sheng Wang, and smiled at the teacher, “four.”
祁家豪把目光从盛王身上收回,冲老师笑了笑,“四。






“Oh,” Yang Jing asked again, “Jiang Tian?”
“哦,”杨靖又问道,“江天?


“Five.”
“五。”


“Good enough.”
“够好了。”






Qi Jiahao raised his eyebrow, and sat up straight. Yang Jing shot a glance at him, and said to everyone, “I’ll be printing some papers later, English rep, please remember to go collect the homework from the office this afternoon. Alright, class dismissed.”
祁家豪挑眉,坐直了身子。杨静看了他一眼,对大家说:“我一会儿要印一些纸,英文代表,今天下午记得去办公室领作业。好吧,放学了。






The moment the bell rang, Gao Tianyang’s head slowly turned behind. He said to Sheng Wang, his own paper in hand, “It’s wrong!”
铃声响起的那一刻,高天阳的头缓缓转向身后。他对盛王说,手里拿着自己的纸,“错了!


Sheng Wang was on the way to catching up on his sleep. He half-heartedly asked, “What’s wrong?”
盛王正在补觉的路上。他半心半意地问:“怎么了?






Gao Tianyang said, “You didn’t get seven to eight questions wrong!”
高天阳说:“你没答错七八题!


Sheng Wang did not really care, “Didn’t Jing-jie say so?”
盛王并不在意,“静杰不是这么说的吗?






“I copied all 150 answers from you, you didn’t get seven to eight wrong at all. You are super damn good wow you —” Gao Tianyang wanted to continue when the sound of high heels clicking came close.
“我抄了你所有的 150 个答案,你根本没有答错七到八个。你真是太好了,哇——“高天阳想继续说下去,高跟鞋咔哒声就近了。


With a twist of his head, he saw Yang Jing walking towards them with Sheng Wang’s papers. This person instantly went silent, winked at Sheng Wang, and sat back down in all propriety.
他转过头,就看到杨靖拿着盛王的证件朝他们走来。这个人瞬间沉默了,对盛王眨了眨眼,然后礼貌地坐了回去。






“Here—for you.” Yang Jing slapped the paper onto his table.
“来——给你。”杨静把纸拍在了桌子上。


Sheng Wang took a look. There were three giant ticks on three pieces of paper, and not a single cross.
盛王看了一眼。三张纸上有三个巨大的蜱虫,没有一个十字架。






All correct?
都对吗?


Sheng Wang paused for a bit, and finally understood why Gao Tianyang was going on non-stop.
盛王顿了顿,终于明白了高天阳为什么马不停蹄。






But, if he did get everything right, why did Yang Jing say that he got seven to eight questions wrong?
但是,如果他真的都答对了,为什么杨静会说他答错了七八道题呢?


As he puzzled, Yang Jing clapped his shoulders, “Follow me to the office while it’s still the long break.”
一边疑惑,杨静拍了拍肩,“趁着还是长假,跟我去办公室吧。






The long break in Fuzhong was after the first two periods in the morning, a total of 30 minutes. For Monday, it would be the flag-raising slash public reprimand assembly, for Tuesday to Friday it would be jogging, and for the weekend it was free time.
阜中的长休是在上午的前两节课之后,一共30分钟。周一是升旗公开谴责集会,周二至周五是慢跑,周末是空闲时间。






Heaven was not cooperating this long break today, the thunder rolled for an entire morning, and finally became the pouring rain. The jog was cancelled and the 30 minutes became free time. The students both upstairs and downstairs behaved like rats in a rice vat, and went absolutely wild, causing a few teachers to chase them down for scoldings.
今天上天不配合这漫长的休息时间,雷声滚了整整一个上午,最后变成了倾盆大雨。慢跑被取消,这 30 分钟变成了空闲时间。楼上楼下的学生都表现得像稻缸里的老鼠,狂飙到极致,引得几位老师追着骂。






When Sheng Wang entered the office, only Yang Jing was there.
盛王进办公室时,只有杨静在场。


She sat at the office desk, and used her feet to hook a stool over. She said to Sheng Wang, “Sit.”
她坐在办公桌前,用脚勾了一张凳子。她对盛王说:“坐吧。






“Did you get a clear look at your score for the practice papers?” Yang Jing asked.
“你有没有清楚地看到你的练习卷分数?”杨静问道。


Sheng Wang nodded, “I got it.”
盛王点点头,“我明白了。


“Confused? Everything was clearly right, and yet I said you got seven to eight wrong. Are you glum?”
“困惑?一切都显然是正确的,但我说你错了七到八个。你闷闷不乐吗?


“Do I answer honestly?”
“我诚实地回答吗?”


“If not what else?” Yang Jing said, exasperated.
“如果不是,还有什么?”杨静恼怒地说。


Sheng Wang said, “Then I’m not glum, I did not need to copy as many questions that I got wrong for, why should I be glum.”
盛王说:“那我就不闷闷不乐了,我不需要抄那么多我做错的题目,我为什么要闷闷不乐。






Yang Jing raised a brow and looked at him, and bursted into laughter. When she raised an eyebrow she gave the feeling of being domineering, and yet when she laughed it was the exact opposite, “Sure, your mental fortitude is good. Then do you know why I said you got seven to eight wrong?”
杨静挑眉看着他,哈哈大笑起来。当她扬起眉毛时,她给人一种霸道的感觉,但当她笑起来时,情况恰恰相反,“当然,你的精神毅力很好。那你知道我为什么说你错了七到八个吗?






Quite a few students zipped by outside the windows, chasing each other towards the toilets.
不少学生从窗外飞驰而过,互相追赶着走向厕所。


Sheng Wang gave a look, retracted his gaze, and mused, “I roughly know.”
盛王看了一眼,收回目光,沉吟道:“我大致知道了。


Yang Jing was slightly surprised, “You do? I want to hear it.”
杨静微微一惊,“你是?我想听听。






“I just transferred over for a few days so far, I haven’t truly blended into this class yet. The ones that I’m close to so far are just Gao Tianyang and……” Sheng Wang’s brain jammed up.
“到目前为止,我才转学几天,我还没有真正融入这个班级。目前为止,我亲近的只有高天阳和......”盛王的脑子卡住了。


“And what?” Yang Jing asked.
“那又怎样?”杨静问道。


“Nothing else, roughly just Gao Tianyang. But the reason why we are close is because he’s naturally familiar with people, and easy to get along with, it doesn’t mean that I’ve been accepted by this class yet. In reality, most classmates still see me as an outsider, like they were just watching me for fun. If I score too badly, I would not fit in anywhere in this class. If I score too well and take up some spots from some classmates, I would be excluded. Therefore, matching up to Class A without being the top is the best way to go. Am I right, teacher?”
“没别的,大致只是高天阳。但我们之所以亲近,是因为他天生熟悉人,而且很容易相处,并不代表我已经被这个班级录取了。实际上,大多数同学仍然将我视为局外人,就像他们只是为了好玩而看我一样。如果我的分数太差,我将无法适应这个班级的任何地方。如果我得分太高并抢走一些同学的位置,我就会被排除在外。因此,在不成为顶级的情况下匹配到 A 级是最好的方法。我说得对吗,老师?






Yang Jing was briefly stunned, and properly sized him up once more, “Who would have thought, you even think of these issues?”
杨靖短暂一愣,又适当地打量了一下他,“谁能想到,你竟然想到了这些问题?


Sheng Wang sniffled, “Not really, I thought of it just now.”
盛王吸了吸鼻子,“不是的,我刚才想到了。






“Sure, it is roughly like this,” Yang Jing said. “The ecosystem in the top class can be both simple and complex. As the average standard is roughly the same, birds of the same feather are more likely to flock together. Yet, there is still competition between friends. Most students are quite simple, but there are a few who are too competitive, and they would be more heavily guarded.”
“当然,大致是这样的,”杨静说道。“顶级的生态系统既可以简单也可以复杂。由于平均标准大致相同,相同羽毛的鸟类更有可能聚集在一起。然而,朋友之间仍然存在竞争。大多数学生都很简单,但也有少数学生太争气,他们会受到更严密的戒备。






Sheng Wang nodded.
盛王点点头。


Yang Jing continued, “I’ve already discussed this with Old He and Old Wu and the rest. You are behind for three subjects, you generally can’t avoid seeking help from your classmates. If you get some people on guard, then it would be difficult for you to get help. That’s why, as you said just now, to keep up excellent grades while not reaching the point of attracting jealousy from other people would be the best. Just like that paper just now, only you need to know how good you are, while in front of other people you can conceal some of your true ability, and stay low-key. What do you think?”
杨静继续道:“这件事我已经和老何、老吴等人商量过了。你落后了三门科目,你通常无法避免向同学寻求帮助。如果你让一些人保持警惕,那么你就很难得到帮助。这就是为什么,正如你刚才所说,保持优异的成绩,同时又不至于引起别人嫉妒的地步,才是最好的。就像刚才那张纸,只有你自己有多优秀,而在别人面前你可以隐藏一些真实的能力,保持低调。你觉得呢?






Sheng Wang gave a dry laugh, “I think You are right, but—”
盛王干笑一声,“我觉得你说得对,但是——”


Yang Jing said, “But what?”
杨靖说:“可是呢?






Sheng Wang let out an ‘um’, and said, “There’s a possibility I can’t stay low-key with those papers just now.”
盛王“嗯”了一声,说道:“我有可能不能对刚才的那些文件保持低调。


Yang Jing said, “Mm?”
杨静说:“嗯?


“The classmates passed it around before morning class.”
“同学们在早课前传了一遍。”


“How many?”
“有多少?”






Sheng Wang recalled Gao Tianyang’s sphere of radiation, and conservatively estimated, “Eleven to twelve I guess.”
盛王回忆起高天阳的辐射范围,保守估计,“我猜十一到十二。


“......”


Yang Jing felt like she was suffocating, she internally went: you wasted this old lady’s efforts.
杨静感觉自己要窒息了,她内心去:你浪费了这位老太太的心血。






Just as expected, with the span of a single long break, the entire class knew that Sheng Wang scored full marks for 150 questions in the English practice papers.
正如所料,在一次长假的跨度下,全班同学都知道,王盛在英语练习卷中考了150道题满分。






Footnotes:
脚注:


Chi - a chinese foot. Length: officially ⅓ of a metre
Chi - 中国脚。长度:官方 1/3 米






Chapter 014 - Alibi
第014章 不在场证明






Jiang Tian: I’ll be Home Late Tonight.
江天:我今晚很晚才回家。





The rain was too strong, and half the corridor got wet. The students once loitering outside instantly vanished, and all went back to home base. Only Sheng Wang alone wanted to go out for a breath of fresh air.
雨太大了,半个走廊都湿透了。曾经在外面闲逛的学生们瞬间消失了,全部回到了大本营。只有盛王一个人想出去呼吸新鲜空气。






He stayed on his seat, feeling like he was the newly imported monkey in a zoo. The tourists flocked around him in all directions, and surrounded him tightly.
他呆在座位上,感觉自己就像动物园里新引进的猴子。游客们四面八方围着他,紧紧地围着他。


Gao Tianyang was the tour guide, “It’s 150 questions, are you even still human?”
高天阳是导游,“150个问题,你连人都还吗?


He sat on his own table. His voice automatically came with a loudspeaker, and he was noisy enough for the entire class to hear.
他坐在自己的桌子上。他的声音自动带有扬声器,而且他的噪音足以让全班同学都能听到。






The group of people who indirectly copied his homework was on the frontlines, and joined in one by one, “Seriously, let’s not talk about all correct, I’m already happy if I get less than 10 wrong, really.”
间接抄他作业的那群人在一线,一个个加入进来,“说真的,咱们别说都对了,错了不到10个我就已经高兴了,真的。


“10 wrong answers are already asking too much from me, 20 it is. I’ll be exhilarated if I get less than 20 wrong out of 120.”
“10 个错误答案已经对我要求太高了,20 个确实如此。如果我在 120 个错误中少于 20 个,我会很高兴。


“How aspiring of you!”
“你多么有抱负!”


“The cruel reign of English has caused the people to suffer for too long—as long as gaokao do away with English, Tsinghua and Peking U will both be fighting for me!” (1)
“英国的残酷统治,让百姓受苦太久了——只要高考废掉英语,清华和北平,你们都会为我而战!”(1)


“Bleh, go have your Spring and Autumn dream!” (2)
“哎呀,去做你的春秋梦吧!”(2)






Everyone in this group was more shameless than the last, they bragged till the point that the study rep Song Sirui could not bear to listen anymore. He pushed apart the crowd, squeezed in and started dragging people. After he dragged them he said to Sheng Wang, “Grass, let’s discuss something.” (3)
这群人都比上一个更,他们吹牛到书房代表宋思瑞都不忍心听了。他推开人群,挤进去,开始拖着人。他拖着他们后,对盛王说:“草,我们商量点事吧。(3)


Sheng Wang sneezed twice in a row. He took a piece of tissue and asked questiongly, “What are you cursing me for?”
盛王连续打了两次喷嚏。他拿起一张纸巾,疑惑地问道:“你骂我干什么?






Song Sirui was stumped by his words, and replied as if he did not know if he should laugh or he should cry, “No, the day you came I said Xu dug out a school grass(4) and brought it here, when I call someone I usually use only a single character, so I called you that on a whim.”
宋思瑞被他的话难住了,不知该笑还是该哭的样子回答道:“不,你来的那天我说徐挖了一棵校草(4)带到这里来,我叫人通常只用一个字,所以一时兴起就这样叫你。


Sheng Wang gave two dry laughs, “Your way of thinking is quite unique, can you change it?”
盛王干笑两声,“你的思维方式挺独特的,能不能改变一下?


Song Sirui replied, “Sure, then Sheng it is.”
宋思瑞回答:“当然,那是盛。


“Then I’m kidney!” (5) Gao Tianyang gave him a slap, and sniggered, “You could call him Wang too.”
“那我就是肾了!”(5)高天阳给了他一巴掌,冷笑道:“你也可以叫他王。


“Fuck off, you’re the one who’s a dog.”(6) After Song Sirui cursed out Gao Tianyang, he looked woefully at Sheng Wang, “Why is your name like this?”
“滚蛋,你就是那个狗。”(6)宋思瑞骂完高天阳后,惨不忍睹地看着盛王,“你的名字怎么会这样?


Sheng Wang was amused, “I’m so sorry, it’s too late now. You can make do with that.”
盛王被逗乐了,“真对不起,现在已经太晚了。你可以凑合着过这个。






“Sheng-ge, Sheng-ge should be alright right?” Song Sirui said.
“笙歌,笙歌应该没事吧?”宋思瑞说。


Sheng Wang was just chugging down water with his cup in his hand, after hearing that he grinned, “I’ll gett a little full of myself here if you’re like this.”
盛王只是手里拿着杯子大口喝水,听后咧嘴一笑,“你这样我在这里会有点饱的。


“First rule of Class A, whose grades are good who gets to be Ge, we do not care about where you came from,” Song Sirui casually pointed behind, “just like the one behind you, everyone has to call him Ge when they see him.”
“甲班第一条,成绩好谁能成为葛,我们不管你从哪里来,”宋思瑞随口指了指身后,“就像你身后的那个一样,大家见到他都要叫他葛。






Sheng Wang was leaning against his seat, he did not stop drinking his water, but his gaze shot towards the corner of his eyes.
盛王靠在座位上,他没有停止喝水,目光却射向了他的眼角。


The desk was as empty as can be as seen within his peripherals. Jiang Tian was off to god knows where. 20 minutes had already passed for the long break and he was nowhere to be found right from the start.
桌子空如其分,就像在他的外围设备中看到的那样。江甜去了天知道去哪里了。长休已经过去了 20 分钟,从一开始就找不到他的身影。






Song Sirui called him Ge a few times, and then continued to proper matters all naggingly, “Can you not give your paper to people like Gao Tianyang next time round? Our homeroom teacher said it before, telling me to keep an eye on everyone and put an end to the bad common practice of copying homework, every time I catch one I have to report one.”
宋思瑞叫了他几声葛,然后继续正事,都唠叨着,“你下次能不把你的纸交给高天阳这样的人吗?我们班主任之前就说过,叫我盯着大家,杜绝抄作业的陋习,每抓到一个就得举报一个。


“Then did you report?” Gao Tianyang’s laugh was especially wretched.
“那你报告了吗?”高天阳的笑声特别猥琐。


“I noted it all down, and I’ll report it on a quarterly basis, just you wait.”
“我把这一切都记下来了,我会每季度报告一次,你等着。”






Song Sirui was not tall, in any class he would be assigned to the first row. When he rolled up his sleeves and reprimanded people he looked especially much like a show poodle. Regardless of gender, people in Class A liked to tease him. He did not really put up false airs either, he never did go through with it every time he threatened to tell on someone.
宋思睿个子不高,任何班级他都会被分配到第一排。当他卷起袖子训斥人们时,他看起来特别像一只表演贵宾犬。不分性别,A 班的人都喜欢逗他。他也没有真正装腔作势,每次他威胁要告诉某人时,他都没有这样做。






He nagged at Sheng Wang for half a day, only to hear the other person reply with some ‘mm mm’, and then come back to himself and asked, “What did you just say?”
他对盛王唠叨了半天,只听对方回了几句'嗯嗯',然后回过神来问:“你刚才说什么?


“......”


Song Sirui even felt like jumping off the building.
宋思睿甚至有跳楼的感觉。






“Sheng-ge, are you messing with me?” he asked, on the verge of breaking down.
“盛哥,你在惹我吗?”他问道,快要崩溃了。


Sheng Wang retracted his gaze from the back, and sincerely apologised with his cup in his hand, “Sorry, I zoned out for a bit.”
盛王将目光从后面收回,手里拿着杯子诚恳地道歉,“对不起,我打扰了一下。






Song Sirui’s butt plumped down onto Gao Tianyang’s chair, and gave a long sigh, “I can’t stay any longer in the study rep position, whoever wants to do it should do it. I’m resigning after this quarter.”
宋思睿的屁股丰满地落在了高天阳的椅子上,长长地叹了口气,“我不能再留在学习代表的位置上了,谁想做谁就做谁就做。我将在本季度后辞职。


Sheng Wang’s face was full of remorse.
盛王的脸上写满了悔恨。


Gao Tianyang mouthed: It’s an old habit, just let him say it.
高天阳嘴巴:老习惯了,让他说吧。






Song Sirui would make ruthless statements like this every few days, but when it came to a new round of elections, every student other than him would choose him, and forcefully trapped him in the position of study rep. He could not even escape.
宋思瑞每隔几天就会这样狠话,但到了新一轮选举,除了他之外的每一个学生都会选择他,强行将他困在学习代表的位置上。他甚至无法逃脱。






Gao Tianyang had good relations with people, so did Song Sirui. They brought their pack of friends and chatted next to Sheng Wang for a good portion of the long break. As Sheng Wang listened he remembered Jing-jie’s words—the top class was both simple and complex.
高天阳与人关系很好,宋思瑞也是如此。他们带着一群朋友,在长假的大部分时间里在盛王旁边聊天。盛王边听边想起了静杰的话——顶级班级既简单又复杂。


He felt that from what he saw so far, this group of students were all quite simple.
他觉得,从目前所见,这群学生都挺单纯的。






When the long break was almost over, the people around Sheng Wang all dispersed.
当长休快结束时,盛王身边的人全部散去。






He still felt dizzy, and his nose was agonizingly blocked. He did not want to do questions or read either. So, he just rested his forehead against the table, and his two hands remained hidden on the inside, playing the no-brainer games on his phone.
他仍然感到头晕目眩,鼻子被痛苦地堵住了。他不想提问,也不想阅读。于是,他只是把额头靠在桌子上,两只手一直藏在里面,在手机上玩着不费吹灰之力的游戏。






After two rounds, someone passed by his table.
两轮后,有人从他的桌子旁经过。


He saw out of the corner of his eyes a familiar pair of shoes, next to it was a folded umbrella, dangling down. The rain drip dropped down as it followed the tip of the umbrella, forming a line of water on the floor.
他眼角余光看到一双熟悉的鞋子,旁边是一把折叠的雨伞,垂下来。雨滴顺着伞尖落下,在地板上形成了一条水线。






Sheng Wang was still controlling the tiny person parkouring on his screen when he heard Gao Tianyang say, “Where did you go, Tian-ge? You still went outside with such a heavy rain?”
盛王还在控制着屏幕上跑酷的小人,就听到高天阳说:“天歌,你去哪儿了?你还冒着这么大的雨出门了?


The pair of shoes stopped, Jiang Tian’s voice rang next to him, “Took a trip to the sick bay.”
那双鞋停了下来,江甜的声音在旁边响起,“去病区旅行了一趟。






Sheng Wang’s hands paused.
盛王的手停了下来。


The sick bay???
病区???






He silently lifted his head, and saw Jiang Tian holding an umbrella in one hand, the other holding a plastic bag with the sick bay’s logo printed on it. The mouth of the bag was extremely narrow, he could not tell what was inside.
他默默地抬起头,只见江甜一手撑着一把伞,另一只手拿着一个印有病区标志的塑料袋。袋口极窄,他分不清里面装的是什么。






“Why did you go to the sick bay?” Gao Tianyang asked, baffled.
“你为什么要去病房?”高天阳疑惑地问道。


Yeah, why did you go to the sick bay?
是啊,你为什么要去病区?


Sheng Wang side-eyed that plastic bag, some very ridiculous thoughts started forming in his head.
王盛侧目看着那个塑料袋,脑海中开始形成一些非常荒谬的想法。






Can’t blame him for thinking like this, it was mainly because Jiang Tian was all alive and hopping and definitely not sick, and he even talked about the sick bay with Gao Tianyang this morning. With these two factors, it was honestly a little too coincidental.
不能怪他这样想,主要是因为江甜浑身活蹦乱跳,绝对没有生病,他今天早上还和高天阳聊起了病湾的事情。考虑到这两个因素,老实说有点太巧合了。






………...It can’t be?
………...不可能?


Sheng Wang looked up at Jiang Tian.
盛王抬头看向江天。






Honestly, after interacting with him for the past two days he could tell that this person though appeared to have a shitty temperament on the surface, he was really quite soft on the inside, at least towards his mom.
老实说,这两天和他交往了,他看得出来,这个人虽然表面上看起来脾气很糟糕,但内心却很软弱,至少对他妈妈是这样。


Maybe…...he was also like this to other people?
或。。。。。。他对其他人也是这样?






If, Sheng Wang thought so internally: If Jiang Tian really did go to buy medicine, next time Sheng Mingyang make him call him Ge, he could reluctantly give a little face.
如果,盛王内心是这么想的:如果江甜真的去买药了,下次盛明阳让他叫他葛,他可以勉强给个面子。


Of course, it was limited to only that scenario.
当然,它仅限于这种情况。






Maybe he was bored from being sick, Sheng Wang’s thoughts were running extremely wild in his head. Just as he was setting up the scenario, he heard a rustling noise from the plastic bag. Jiang Tian let Gao Tianyang, who was overly curious, take a look, “My mom scalded her hand this morning, I went to get two jars of ointment.”
也许是生病无聊,盛王的思绪在脑海中异常疯狂。就在他设置场景时,他听到塑料袋里传来沙沙声。江甜让过于好奇的高天阳看了一眼,“我妈今天早上烫手了,我去拿两罐药膏。






Sheng Wang gave the content of the plastic bag a scan, and just as expected there were two small dark green round jars inside the bag, the exact same ones as the one Auntie Sun applied on Jiang Ou this morning.
盛王给塑料袋里的东西扫了一眼,果然不出所料,袋子里有两个墨绿色的小圆罐,和孙阿姨今天早上给江鸥涂的那个一模一样。


He was momentarily stunned, let out an ‘oh’ on the inside, and the scenario he imagined half way through was gone without a trace.
他瞬间愣住了,内心发出一声“哦”,中途想象中的场景就消失得无影无踪。






Gao Tianyang chatted a bit with Jiang Tian again, Sheng Wang did not really listen.
高天阳又和江甜聊了几句,盛王并没有真的听进去。


A short while later, Jiang Tian closed back the opening of the plastic bag, and turned back to return to his seat. The moment he lifted his foot, his line of sight mysteriously tilted for some reason, and met Sheng Wang’s.
过了一会儿,江甜关上了塑料袋的开口,转身回到座位上。抬脚的那一刻,他的视线不知为何神秘地倾斜了,与盛王的对上了。






The moment their gazes met, Sheng Wang lowered his eyes.
目光交汇的那一刻,盛王垂下了眼眸。


The tiny person in his phone had long since fallen to death. He tapped to restart, and his two thumbs slid back and forth on the screen.
他手机里的小人物,早已坠落身亡。他点击重新开始,他的两个拇指在屏幕上来回滑动。






The sky was pitch black outside, the cold white incandescent lights were switched on in the classroom, casting some square shaped bright spots on his phone. Half of the screen was occupied by the soundless jumps of the tiny person in between the jagged cliffs, the other half reflected the person beside him—
外面的天空漆黑一片,教室里开着冰冷的白色白炽灯,在他的手机上投下了一些方形的亮点。屏幕的一半被锯齿状悬崖间小人无声的跳跃占据,另一半映照着他身边的人——


Jiang Tian maintained that position for two seconds before he returned to his seat behind.
江甜保持了这个姿势两秒,才回到后面的座位上。






For the rest of the day after this, Sheng Wang had pretty bad luck in gambling. He would also die in any no-brainer games the moment he played, he got pissed off to the point of shutting down his phone and tossing it into the most inner region of his bag.
在这之后的一天里,盛王在赌博方面运气相当糟糕。他也会在任何不费吹灰之力的比赛中死去,当他玩的那一刻,他就生气了,以至于关掉手机并将其扔进包的最深处。






Night self study still ended at 8pm, with another batch of students, the night became much more lively than before. The homeroom teacher, He Jin, entered the classroom as class ended on the dot, and hurriedly pasted the new school bus schedule. When she left, most people in year two block had already left.
晚上8点还是结束了夜自习,随着又一批学生的到来,夜晚变得比之前热闹了许多。班主任何进在点点下课时进入教室,匆匆贴上新的校车时刻表。当她离开时,二年级的大多数人都已经离开了。






Sheng Wang was done packing his bag and was about to stand up when Gao Tianyang suddenly tapped him, “Eh, are you free tonight?”
盛王收拾好行李,正要站起来,高天阳突然拍了拍他,“诶,今晚你有空吗?


“I’m doing my papers, why?” Sheng Wang said.
“我在做我的论文,为什么?”“王盛说。


“Anything other than doing papers? Nothing else?”
“除了做论文之外还有什么?没有别的了?


Sheng Wang nodded.
盛王点点头。






Gao Tianyang snapped his fingers, “Then follow me. Old Qi’s older brother opened up a barbeque store outside the school’s north gate, today is the first day of opening, and he planned to call a bunch of people to warm the place up a little. There aren’t that many papers tonight anyways, it’s so rare we get to relax a little. Are you going?”
高天阳打了个响指,“那就跟我来吧。老祁哥哥在学校北门外开了一家烧烤店,今天是开业的第一天,他打算叫一堆人来暖和一下地方。反正今晚没有那么多报纸,我们能放松一下太难得了。你要去吗?






Sheng Wang actually did not have any appetite due to being affected by the cold, but recently he was in the state of not exactly willing to go home. Today was especially bad, mostly because he did not want to meet Jiang Ou.
盛王其实因为受了寒冷的影响,没有任何胃口,但最近却处于不太愿意回家的状态。今天特别糟糕,主要是因为他不想见江鸥。


The other person’s gesture of goodwill made him feel a little helpless. He could not make himself to make other people look bad and not give any face, but to accept other people and to even get close to her, he could not make himself do it even more.
对方的善意举动让他感到有些无奈。他不能让自己让别人难看,不给任何面子,但要接受别人,甚至接近她,他不能让自己更加这样做。






Therefore, he ran his options for a bit, and said to Gao Tianyang, “Sure, then let’s go. Who else?”
于是,他跑了一会儿选择,对高天阳说道:“好,那我们走吧。还有谁?


Gao Tianyang casually swept his hand, the people who were still dilly-dallying in class all grabbed their bags, “Me, you, study rep, class monitor, Old Qi, monkey, Big Flower—”
高天阳随手一扫,还在上课的人们都抓起了包,“我,你,学习代表,班长,老祁,猴子,大花——”


“Okay enough,” Sheng Wang said, exasperated, “even if you continued I still can’t match the names up.”
“好吧,”盛王恼怒地说,“就算你继续,我还是无法匹配名字。






“There's roughly 12 to 13 of us, just nice for a big table,” Gao Tianyang said.
“我们大约有 12 到 13 个人,对于一张大桌子来说很不错,”高天阳说。


Song Sirui wore his backpack properly on both his shoulders and came over, asking, “Are we leaving?”
宋思瑞妥妥地把背包扛在双肩上,走了过来,问道:“我们要走吗?


“We are,” Gao Tianyang greeted, “Qi Jiahao and some went to the toilet, let’s walk from there and wait for them.”
“我们是,”高天阳打招呼,“齐家豪和一些人去了厕所,我们从那里走去等他们。






Sheng Wang draped his bag onto his shoulder, and shot a glance at a certain empty seat, asking, “Aren’t you quite close to Jiang Tian? You’re not inviting him?”
盛王把包披在肩上,瞥了一眼某个空位,问道:“你和江天不是挺亲近的吗?你不是邀请他吗?


Gao Tianyang said, “Not quite close, very close. The two of us are childhood friends.”
高天阳道:“不太近,很近。我们两个是儿时的朋友。


This was the first time Sheng Wang was hearing this, “Childhood friends?”
这是盛王第一次听到这句话,“青梅竹马?


“Yeah, the same residential zone,” Gao Tianyang said. “He never participated in activities like this, he has too many things to be busy with.”
“是啊,同一个住宅区,”高天阳说。“他从来没有参加过这样的活动,他有太多的事情要忙。”






As he went on he also raised an eyebrow, “But the fact you actually asked about him, I’m rather surprised.”
“他继续说着,也扬起了眉毛,”但你竟然问过他,我还是很惊讶。


“Surprised about what?”
“对什么感到惊讶?”


“Didn’t the two of you have beef with each other the first day you arrived? For these two days, other than the time the two of you were forced to share the same paper, I didn’t really see the two of you talk. I thought that you aren’t familiar with him at all, and would wish more than anything that he wouldn’t go.”
“你们两个来的第一天不是互相吃牛肉吗?这两天,除了你们两个被迫共用一张纸的时间外,我并没有真正看到你们两个人说话。我以为你对他一点也不熟悉,而且最希望他不要去。






Sheng Wang nodded, “We aren’t familiar indeed.”
盛王点点头,“我们确实不熟悉。


Other than having to enter the same door every night, they really were not familiar with each other.
除了每天晚上都要进同一扇门之外,他们真的不熟悉。






While he chatted with Gao Tianyang, he also switched on his phone. The moment the screen was unlocked, a few notifications popped out from WeChat. Gao Tianyang did not think too much, he stuck his head over and asked, “Do you want to inform your family first?”
他一边和高天洋聊天,一边还打开了手机。屏幕解锁的那一刻,微信里弹出了几条通知。高天阳没有多想,他把头探了过去,问道:“要不要先通知家里?






Sheng Wang pursed his lips. He never did have to inform his family, he only needed to inform the chauffeur, Uncle Xiao-Chen.
盛王抿了抿唇。他从来不需要通知家人,只需要通知司机小陈叔叔。


Just as he opened WeChat and was about to look for Xiao-Chen, he saw a red dot from the chat at the top of the conversations list, indicating that there was a new message. The person’s remark was written as: Jiang Tian.
就在他打开微信准备寻找小陈时,他看到聊天中出现了一个红点在对话列表顶部,表示有新消息。此人的言论写为:江天。






Sheng Wang opened it without thinking, and finally discovered that Jiang Tian sent him two messages, before night self study ended.
盛王想都没想就打开了,终于发现江甜给他发了两条信息,还没等夜自习结束。






Jiang Tian: I’ll be home late tonight.
江恬:我今晚很晚才回家。


Jiang Tian: If there’s questions, just say that it’s supplementary for the olympiad.
江天:如果有问题,就说是奥林匹克的补充。






It’s time for a celebration, certain people finally knew to get his cover story straight beforehand, and yet Gao Tianyang who was at the side was already spooked to death.
该庆祝了,有些人终于知道要提前把他的封面故事弄清楚,然而在一旁的高天阳已经被吓死了。






Footnotes:
脚注:


天下苦秦久矣: It roughly translates to: the cruel reign of the Qin dynasty had caused the common people to suffer for too long, hinting that it was time to end it. The speaker was playing around with this quote and replaced ‘Qin’ to ‘English’.
天下苦秦久矣:大致翻译过来就是:秦朝的残忍统治,让老百姓苦不堪言太久,暗示着是时候结束了。说话者在玩弄这句话,把“秦”换成了“英语”。




春秋大梦: unrealistic idea, literally ‘Chunqiu/Spring and Autumn dreams’. This refers to the Spring and Autumn period of Chinese history, while the other states were still living in lala land, one state was studying the blade thinking of invading and conquering them all. The other states were thus leaving their heads up in the clouds and having unrealistic dreams of continued prosperity.
春秋大梦:不切实际的想法,字面意思是'春秋/春秋梦'。这指的是中国历史的春秋时期,当其他国家还生活在拉拉土地上时,一个国家正在研究刀锋,想着侵略并征服他们。因此,其他国家将头悬而未决,并抱有持续繁荣的不切实际的梦想。




Grass = cao = fuck (they are homonyms)
草 = cao = fuck(它们是同音异义词)




School grass, or school idol/hottie/ the best looking guy on campus. A version i saw translated this into school prince.
学校草,或者学校偶像/辣妹/校园里最好看的男人。我看到的一个版本将其翻译成学校王子。




Kidney is shen in chinese, so if sheng wang was Sheng Gao Tianyang was joking that it sounds like kidneys
肾在中文中是神,所以如果生王是盛高天阳开玩笑说听起来像肾




Wang is also onomatopoeia for dog barking
王也是狗叫的拟声词






Chapter 015 - Tattletale
第 015 章 Tattletale






IMPT NOTICE: i fucked up and misread Gao Tianyang's (who you might previously see as Gao Feiyang before this update) name all along. I already went back and made changes, so uh don't be spooked by the Gao Tianyang that appears from now onwards.
IMPT NOTICE:我搞砸了,一直看错了高天阳的名字(在这次更新之前你可能看到他是高飞扬)。我已经回去做了改动,呃,不要被从现在开始出现的高天阳吓到。






He’s Right Here. He’s Drinking Right Next to Me.
他就在这里。他在我旁边喝酒。





The moment Sheng Wang spotted Gao Tianyang opening his mouth, he hooked his arm around his neck, covered his mouth and dragged him out of the class. “Don’t shout, the moment you make a sound you’re dead.”
盛王发现高天阳张嘴的那一刻,就勾住他的脖子,捂住他的嘴,把他拖出了课堂。“别喊,一出声音就死了。”


Gao Tianyang nodded after he took roughly a century to digest what he saw.
高天阳点了点头,他花了大约一个世纪的时间消化了他所看到的一切。






“I’m letting go then,” Sheng Wang looked up and shot a smile at the people inside the classroom after he spoke in a low voice. The rest had no clue what was going on, and only thought that they were playing around.
“那我就放手了,”盛王低声说完,抬起头,对教室里的人笑了笑。其余的人不知道发生了什么,只以为他们在玩。


Gao Tianyang nodded again.
高天阳再次点头。


Sheng Wang finally released him and stood up straight.
盛王终于松开了他,站直了身子。






Gao Tianyang looked like he was in need of oxygen after receiving such a huge scare and being suffocated for a good while. He weakly leaned against the corridor railings, and fanned himself with his collar. A moment later, he finally squeezed out, “What’s even going on between the two of you?”
高天阳在受到如此巨大的惊吓并窒息了好一会儿后,看起来需要氧气。他虚弱地靠在走廊栏杆上,用衣领给自己扇风。片刻后,他终于挤了出来,“你们两个之间到底发生了什么?






Sheng Wang did not exactly treat his own family situation as a taboo topic, if someone asked he would just say that he belonged to a single-parent family. However, this did not mean that he was willing to talk about everything to other people. He was also unsure if Jiang Tian was willing or not.
盛王并没有完全把自己的家庭情况当成禁忌话题,如果有人问起他只会说自己属于单亲家庭。然而,这并不意味着他愿意向其他人谈论一切。他也不确定江甜是否愿意。


People at this age were usually both proud and sensitive. Sheng Wang prided himself as half the classic example of one. As for Jiang Tian, he felt like this person was double that.
这个年龄段的人通常既骄傲又敏感。王盛以自己是其中一半的经典例子而自豪。至于江天,他觉得这个人是那倍。






Therefore, he pondered before saying to Gao Tianyang, “It’s a little too complicated for explanations, just think of this as the two of us splitting rent. Go ask Jiang Tian for the specific details.”
因此,他沉吟了一下,才对高天阳说:“解释起来有点太复杂了,就把这当作我们两个分租吧。去问问江甜具体的细节。






Since he was a childhood friend, Gao Tianyang should more or less already know about Jiang Tian’s family situation. He would not end up touching all of his sore points.
由于是青梅竹马,高天阳应该或多或少已经知道江天的家庭情况。他最终不会触及他所有的痛点。


Gao Tianyang said ‘oh’, sounding like he only half understood what he said, and did not carefully think about the meaning of ‘splitting rent’. He only followed up with, “Why did you still say that you’re not close to Tian-ge then?”
高天阳说了声“哦”,听起来他只听懂了一半,没有仔细思考“分租”的含义。他只接着说:“那时候你怎么还说你和天歌不亲近?


He recalled even further, and felt like he was lied to even more, “My god, so the two of you share a house at night, and pretend to not know each other in the day? For what? Underground celebrity romance?”
他回忆得更远了,觉得自己更像被骗了,“天哪,所以你们两个晚上合住一间房子,白天装不认识?为什么?地下名人恋情?






“Bullshit,” Sheng Wang said, “he stays in his room, I stay in my room. Will you be close to your neighbours?”
“废话,”盛王说,“他待在自己的房间里,我待在自己的房间里。你会和你的邻居亲近吗?


“I will,” Gao Tianyang said, “I live opposite my grandparents.”
“我会的,”高天阳说,“我住在爷爷奶奶对面。


“.......”


Sheng Wang wanted to toss the annoying pest downstairs.
盛王想把这个讨厌的害虫扔到楼下。






“The two of you even have each other’s WeChat,” Gao Tianyang felt even more woeful as he spoke, “I knew Tian-ge for more than a decade, I only got his WeChat a few years ago, and yet it only took the two of you a couple of days.”
“你们两个连对方的微信都拥有,”高天阳说着说着,心里更加凄凉,“我认识天歌十几年了,几年前才拿到他的微信,但你们两个只用了几天。


Sheng Wang replied with an ‘Oh’.
盛王回答了一句“哦”。






Two seconds later, the young master suddenly realised that something was wrong and slapped Gao Tianyang’s back. “How many years has it been since WeChat came out?!”
两秒后,少爷突然意识到不对劲,一巴掌拍在了高天阳的背上。“微信出来多少年了?!”


Gao Tianyang doubled over with laughter against the railing. He rubbed the area where he was slapped, “Aiyo, no way, I’m going to Tian-ge and tell him. Why are you so easily tricked.”
高天阳靠着栏杆笑了起来。他揉了揉被打耳光的地方,“爱友,没办法,我去找天歌告诉他。你怎么这么容易上当。


As this person spoke he really dug out his phone. Sheng Wang rolled his eyes, lifted his foot, and walked.
这个人说着,真的把手机翻了出来。盛王翻了个白眼,抬起脚,走了过去。






The people inside the classroom came out chattering, the group of people joked and shoved each other around as they walked towards the staircase, exactly meeting up with the two who just came out of the toilet.
教室里的人叽叽喳喳地出来,这群人一边开玩笑,一边推搡着对方,一边走向楼梯,正好和刚从厕所出来的两人会合。


Qi Jiahao just washed his hands. The moment he saw Sheng Wang, he momentarily froze in the midst of shaking water droplets off his hands.
祁家豪只是洗了手。看到盛王的那一刻,他瞬间愣在了手上的水珠。






That instance of awkwardness was actually quite obvious, but the lighting in the corridor was too dim and everyone was jokingly and playfully shoving each other around. Nobody really noticed.
这种尴尬的例子其实很明显,但走廊里的灯光太暗了,每个人都在开玩笑地互相推搡。没有人真正注意到。


The next second, he already reverted back to a normal expression, and flicked a bunch of water in Gao Tianyang’s face. “Not bad, you managed to scam in a God of Studying!”
下一秒,他就已经恢复了正常的表情,在高天阳的脸上弹了一束水。“不错,你骗了个读书之神!”






In actuality, only English was outstanding above the rest for Sheng Wang, he did not even pass a single one of the three sciences. To call him a God of Studying was an over-exaggeration. Young master Sheng Wang was very self aware, he would receive all sorts of normal praises without any questions, but for overly grandiose flatter like this, he could not digest it very well.
事实上,只有英语对盛王来说是优于其他人的,他连三门科学中的一门都没通过。称他为读书之神,未免有些夸张了。盛王公子很有自知之明,他会毫无疑问地收到各种正常的夸奖,但对于这样过于浮夸的奉承,他却无法很好地消化。






The praise caused goosebumps to break out all over him. He subtly shook it off before he heard Qi Jiahao talk to Gao Tianyang again, “You only abducted this one? Who else did you call, where’s my Tian-ge?”
赞美让他浑身起鸡皮疙瘩。他巧妙地甩开了,才听到齐家豪再次和高天阳说话,“你只拐了这个?你还叫了谁,我的天歌呢?






The goosebumps Sheng Wang just shook off sprouted out like spring bamboo shoots after rain once more.
盛王刚抖下来的鸡皮疙瘩,又像雨后的春笋一样发芽了。


He even said ‘my Tian-ge’. Not even Gao Tianyang says it all the time. He silently mocked in his head, that this student Qi Jiahao was a little slimy when it came to his words.
他甚至说'我的天歌'。就连高天阳也不是一直说的。他在脑海中默默嘲讽,这个学生齐家豪说话有点黏糊糊的。






Gao Tianyang said, “Don’t say your Tian-ge, your Tian-ge will never join degenerate activities like this.”
高天阳道:“别说你的天歌,你天歌绝不会加入这样的堕落活动。


“He’s really not coming? Can you try asking again later?” Qi Jiahao said.
“他真的不来?你以后可以再试问吗?“祁家豪说。


“We’ll see,” Gao Tianyang said.
“我们拭目以待,”高天阳说。






Sheng Wang felt that his observation skills were very strong. He already sorted out the relationship amongst these people with two to three lines alone — like how Gao Tianyang was truly on good terms with Jiang Tian, Qi Jiahao seemed like he was trying to worm his way into being friends with Jiang Tian.
盛王觉得自己的观察能力很强。他光是两三行就已经理清了这些人之间的关系——比如高天阳和江天真的关系很好,齐家豪似乎在努力和江天做朋友。






With the departure of a few school buses, more than half of the teaching zone was instantly empty, yet there were still a few lecture theatres brightly lit up.
随着几辆校车的开出,教学区瞬间空无一人,但仍有几间演讲厅灯火通明。


Sheng Wang followed them to the north gate, and occasionally glimpsed behind. He asked, “Isn’t night self study until eight o’clock, why are there still people having class, year threes?”
盛王跟着他们来到北门,偶尔瞥见后面。他问:“晚上自习到八点不吗,为什么还有人上课,三年级?






“Mainly year threes, and also some year twos and ones, but not as many,” Song Sirui stuck out his finger and pointed in a circle, “the three lecture theatres there are for year threes, the one here is for year twos, and the smallest one here is for year ones. These are all boarding students, they have an additional period of night self study compared to us.”
“主要是三年级,也有一些二年级和一年级,但没有那么多,”宋思瑞伸出手指圈,“那里的三个演讲厅是三年级的,这里的是一个二年级的,这里最小的一个是一年级的。这些都是寄宿生,与我们相比,他们有额外的夜间自学时间。


“Now it’s supplementary period. We end classes at eight, they end at nine. When school officially reopens, we end at nine thirty, they end at ten thirty.”
“现在是补课期。我们八点下课,他们九点下课。当学校正式重新开学时,我们在九点半结束,他们在十点半结束。






Fuzhong was in the urban area and for the present they did not engage in secluded style schooling(1), they have way fewer boarding students as compared to other schools. The school bus was convenient for traveling to school anyway.
福中在市区,目前他们没有从事僻静的学校教育(1),与其他学校相比,他们的寄宿学生要少得多。反正校车上学很方便。






“Treasure it now, it’s the last year. Wait till we’re year three, the teachers will have lengthy heart to heart chats, one by one, to suggest to live in the school. By then, the majority will choose to stay in the dorms, and some over there.”
“现在好好珍惜吧,这是最后一年了。等到我们三年级,老师们会进行长时间的谈心,一一建议住在学校。到那时,大多数人会选择留在宿舍里,还有一些人会选择留在宿舍里。


Gao Tianyang pointed at the residential zone outside the school with his chin. “There, that place is nearly an external school dorm, everyone there are all accompanying parents and those who need tuition.”
高天阳用下巴指了指校外的居民区。“在那里,那个地方几乎是一个校外宿舍,那里的每个人都是随行的家长和需要补习的人。”






“Why is night self study held inside the lecture theatres then?” Sheng Wang asked.
“那为什么夜间自习要在演讲厅里进行?”盛王问道。


“Well, that’s because there’s no exact numbers for the number of on-campus students per class, some will have more and some will have less. Look at our class, we don’t have any at all. Class B downstairs only has four in total, how shall night self study go on. So the student affairs office made this rule that all boarding students will go to the lecture theatre for night self study, those in the same year will share a lecture theatre. Teachers from all subjects will be on duty to answer your questions.”
“嗯,那是因为每个班级的校内学生人数没有确切的数字,有些班级会更多,有些班级会更少。看看我们的班级,我们根本没有。楼下 B 班一共只有四个,夜自习怎么下去。所以学生事务处制定了这个规定,所有寄宿生都要去演讲厅进行夜间自习,同年的学生将共用一个演讲厅。各科老师将值班解答你的问题。






Sheng Wang nodded pensively.
盛王若有所思地点点头。


Gao Tianyang said, “No wait, Sheng-ge, why does it feel like I’m seeing temptation on your face? Don’t tell me you seriously want to stay on campus?”
高天阳道:“不用等了,盛哥,怎么感觉我看到你脸上的诱惑?不告诉我你真的想留在校园里吗?






No seriously, he really did kinda want to.
不,说真的,他确实有点想。


He boarded for both middle school year three and high school year one. He thought that Sheng Mingyang would stay at home for a bit more when he went back to his old ancestral home, that’s why he chose to be a day student. However, the other person went for business trips more frequently than before, leaving him, Jiang Ou, and Jiang Tian awkwardly facing each other at home.
他在初中三年级和高中一年级都寄宿。他想着盛明阳回老祖家后会在家多待一会儿,所以才选择做走读生。然而,对方出差的频率却比以前多了,留下他、江鸥、江甜尴尬地面对着家里。


If he boarded, then all the awkwardness and conflict and struggles would no longer exist, everything would be much easier.
如果他登机了,那么所有的尴尬、冲突和挣扎都将不复存在,一切都会容易得多。






“If I want to stay on campus, when do I apply?” Sheng Wang asked.
“如果我想留在校园里,我什么时候申请?”盛王问道。


“Before school officially starts. There should be an announcement. You just need to ask Little Carp here.” Gao Tianyang pointed at the girl in a ponytail right next to him, “she’s the class monitor, she’s usually the first to know when it came to announcements like this.”
“在学校正式开学之前。应该有一个公告。你只需要问问这里的小鲤鱼。高天阳指了指旁边扎着马尾辫的女孩,“她是班长,通常有这样的公告,她是第一个知道的。






The class monitor’s name was Li Yu, her name was like a boy’s. In reality however like her nickname, she was a cute and lovely girl. Though her results may not surpass the bunch of screwed up people like Jiang Tian, she won at being obedient and earnest, and would not piss the teachers off.
班长名叫李玉,她的名字像个男生的名字。然而,实际上就像她的绰号一样,她是一个可爱可爱的女孩。虽然她的成绩可能无法超过江甜这种混蛋,但她赢的是听话和认真,不会惹恼老师。


God knows how difficult it was to find an actually obedient student in Class A, therefore she became the class monitor.
天知道在 A 班要找到一个真正听话的学生有多难,所以她成为了班长。






“Sure, I’ll let you know when I receive the notice.” Li Yu could not help but say, “We are all quite unwilling to board, there’s no way it’s as convenient as living at home. You really want to stay here?”
“当然,等我收到通知后会告诉你的。”李玉忍不住说:“我们都挺不愿意登机的,不可能像住在家里那么方便。你真的想留在这里吗?


Sheng Wang gave a half hearted reason. “It’s lively, that’s why. It’s so awfully boring to fret over the papers alone. If there’s a hundred plus more people around me who are in even greater distress, wouldn’t it be a little better?”
盛王给出了半心半意的理由。“很热闹,这就是原因。独自为报纸烦恼真是太无聊了。如果我身边有一百多个人,他们陷入更大的困境,那不是好一点吗?


Gao Tianyang sucked in his breath. “This seems kinda legit.”
高天阳吸了一口气。“这似乎有点合法。”






The other people bellowed with laughter, saying that he could easily brainwash easily swayed people. Qi Jiahao alone was the one who said, “It may not necessarily be lively, our class has a special privilege.”
其他人哈哈大笑,说他很容易给容易动摇的人洗脑。只有祁家豪一个人说,“不一定热闹,我们班有特权。


Sheng Wang looked at him. “What privilege?”
盛王看着他。“什么特权?”


“Big Mouth Xu said so. Class A don’t need to go to the lecture theatre, we can do night self study in our own classroom,” Qi Jiahao said, “they probably trust our self control more.”
“徐大嘴是这么说的。A 班不用去演讲厅,我们可以在自己的教室里做夜间自习,“祁家豪说,”他们大概更信任我们的自制力。


His tone was very neutral, sounding like he was mentioning it by the hand, and yet the trace of sense of superiority could not be hidden.
他的语气很中性,听起来像是在亲手提起,但却藏不住一丝优越感。






Li Yu was a guileless girl. She said with a face full of worry, “Do our class really have self-control? Think about your phones and PSP hidden inside your desks. It’s only because Dean Xu doesn't conduct checks that often, otherwise we would all be caught red-handed.”
李玉是一个没有诡计的女孩。她满脸担忧地说:“我们班真的有自制力吗?想想隐藏在办公桌里的手机和 PSP。只是因为徐院长不经常检查,否则我们都会被当场抓获。


Everyone, including Sheng Wang, silently stuffed their phones deeper into their pockets.
所有人,包括盛王,都默默地将手机塞进了口袋的深处。


Qi Jiahao went on again, “The infrequent spot checks are because we are Class A.”
祁家豪又继续说道,“抽查不频繁,是因为我们是 A 班。






The BBQ shop Gao Tianyang mentioned was quite nearby, it was situated right in the residential zone at the north gate. The boss bought two apartments from the block facing the street, removed some walls and made a dining room. He also placed open air tables and chairs right in front of the door. It was pretty lively.
高天阳说的烧烤店就在附近,就在北门的住宅区。老板从面向街道的街区买了两套公寓,拆除了一些墙壁,并建造了一个餐厅。他还在门前放置了露天桌椅。非常热闹。






“You’re all Xiao-Qi’s(2) classmates, right?” The boss was a young man, his facial features were all proper, and if he tidied up a bit he could be considered a handsome guy. But as he was wearing a white work singlet, beige coloured bermudas, a pair of slippers, cigarettes in his mouth and ‘sloppy’ written all over him, the word handsome instantly disappeared by half.
“你们都是小七(2)的同学吧?”老板是个小伙子,五官都得体,稍微整理一下,也算是帅哥了。但当他穿着一件白色工作背心、米色百慕大鞋、一双拖鞋、嘴里叼着香烟、满身写着“邋遢”时,帅这个词瞬间消失了一半。






He squinted amidst the smoke, and gave a generous wave. “Those who came to show support are my friends, if Xiao-Qi calls me Ge, then the rest of you are my Didis.”(3)
他在烟雾中眯着眼睛,慷慨地挥了挥手。“前来支持的都是我的朋友,如果小七叫我葛,那么你们剩下的就是我的滴滴。”(3)


The three girls’ faces twitched a little.
三个女孩的脸有些抽搐。


He then added, “And Meimeis(4), mainly because I’ll look like a hooligan if I call you Meimei the moment we just met, I should probably just call y’all gals.”
“然后他又补充道,”还有美美(4),主要是因为如果我们刚认识的那一刻就叫你美美,我会看起来像个流氓,我可能应该叫你们所有的女孩。






“There—I left the best spots for y’all. Today, the alcohol is all on me, feel free to drink what you like. There’s a QR code on the menu on the table, you just need a scan.” The boss nodded up invitingly. He probably wanted to act a little more gentlemanly, but the singlet and the pants dragged his score down. “Who’s that, Xiao-Hei, serve this gang of little siblings of mine some cold dishes(5) and drinks first.”
“在那里——我把最好的位置留给了你们。今天,酒都在我身上,随意喝你喜欢的。桌子上的菜单上有一个二维码,你只需要扫描一下。老板邀请地点了点头。他可能想表现得绅士一点,但背心和裤子拖累了他的分数。“是谁,小黑,先给我这帮弟弟妹吃点冷菜(5)和饮料。”






While he spoke, he held his cigarette in his mouth and puffed, like a human incense burner. Sheng Wang was already unwell, with the fumes from this incense burner, he squinted and coughed for quite a while.
他一边说着,一边叼着烟,像个人类香炉一样,一口气。盛王已经身体不适,随着着这香炉的烟雾,他眯着眼睛咳嗽了好一会儿。






“Ay, I apologise,” the boss took out his cigarette, “I’m so busy with opening my business that I haven’t slept in two days. I was relying on it to stay awake. I didn’t mean to suffocate you on purpose.”
“哎,对不起,”老板掏出烟,“我开店太忙了,两天没睡觉。我依靠它来保持清醒。我不是故意让你窒息的。






As he spoke, he sized Sheng Wang up and down and all over for a few moments, muttering, “Did I see you from somewhere else before or something, you look quite familiar.”
说着,他上下打量了盛王一会儿,喃喃道:“我以前是不是从别的地方看到过你,还是怎么的,你看起来挺眼熟的。






“Ah?” Sheng Wang took a serious look at him, and said sincerely, “Sorry, I have facial blindness.”
“啊?”盛王认真地看了他一眼,诚恳地说:“对不起,我有面盲症。


The boss laughed, and waved it off. “Nah, I was just saying. You should go order food. I have a lot of people here, I’m afraid that I can’t take care of you guys as well. Xiao-Qi, look after for a bit.”
老板笑了起来,挥手打发了。“不,我只是说。你应该去点食物。我这里有很多人,我怕也照顾不了你们。小七,照顾一下。






Qi Jiahao raised his hand, “Oh yeah, no problem Ge!”
祁家豪抬手,“哦对了,没问题葛!


He turned around and beckoned his classmates, “Let’s go let’s go, let’s go sit down. Let me just tell you guys that this Gege of mine is super awesome. His name is Zhao Xi. Have y’all heard of Zhao Xi?”
他转过身来招呼同学们,“走吧走吧,我们去坐吧。我只告诉你们,我的这个格格超级棒。他的名字叫赵习。你们都听说过赵习吗?






The gang shook their heads.
这伙人摇了摇头。


“Tsk, don’t you guys ever look at the wall of honour in the administrative block? The one that features them by batches,” Qi Jiahao said, “he’s right inside. He was in the class of 2006, and won many prizes. He was also the top of the city for gaokao.”
“啧啧,你们没看过行政大楼的荣誉墙吗?分批展示他们的那个,“齐家豪说,”他就在里面。他是 2006 届的学生,并赢得了许多奖项。他也是高考的城顶。






Everyone was baffled, the way he bragged they would have thought he was the one who was the top scorer or something.
每个人都很困惑,他吹嘘的方式会认为他是最佳射手之类的。


“Just this? Top scorer?” It was not that Gao Tianyang looked down on him, rather it was more like he did not expect that at all.
“就这个?最佳射手?并不是高天阳看不起他,更像是他完全没有想到这一点。






“Ay, don’t just look at this,” Qi Jiahao said, “he was overseas previously and only just came back recently. He probably is already a foot in for a job, either ways he’s definitely super badass. I think he’s on a break for now or something, when he came back he ended up helping a friend to set this BBQ shop up, it’s all for fun.”
“哎呀,别只看这个,”齐家豪说,“他之前在海外,最近才回来。他可能已经涉足一份工作,无论哪种方式,他绝对是超级坏蛋。我想他现在正在休息什么的,当他回来时,他最终帮助一个朋友开了这家烧烤店,这都是为了好玩。






“Oh, so he isn’t the real boss then?” Gao Tianyang said.
“哦,所以他不是真正的老大?”“高天阳说。


They sat down at the table. There was an AC pipe and an electric fan already set up at the side. Even though the seats were open air, it was neither hot nor did it attract mosquitos. They could even enjoy the lively atmosphere at night, it was indeed a very good spot.
他们坐在桌子旁。旁边已经设置了空调管和电风扇。尽管座位是露天的,但既不热,也没有吸引蚊子。他们甚至可以在晚上享受热闹的气氛,确实是一个非常好的地方。






Qi Jiahao was not truly so close to Zhao Xi to the point that he knew more details. Everyone else did not ask more questions, and could only exclaim how kickass Zhao Xi was.
戚家豪并没有真正与赵习亲近到他知道更多细节的地步。其他人都没有多问,只能惊呼赵习有多厉害。


At this age, jealousy and adoration came all too easily. The former was for good grades, the latter for overly good grades.
在这个年纪,嫉妒和崇拜来得太容易了。前者是好成绩,后者是成绩过好。






Soon enough, a waiter called Xiao-Hei brought peanuts, edamame, and a plate of Bo Bo chicken(6). He even served ice beer for everyone and said, “Xi-ge’s treat.”
很快,一个叫小黑的服务员端来了花生、毛豆和一盘博博鸡(6)。他甚至为大家端上冰啤酒,并说:“习哥的请客。






Qi Jiahao acted like a host, and distributed the beer to everyone. Sheng Wang let out an ‘Ay’, and said, “I won’t be drinking this, is there any water?”
祁家豪像个主持人,把啤酒分给大家。盛王'哎'了一声,道:“这个我不喝了,有水吗?


“God of Studying, how could you be like this? The three girls didn’t ask for water either, and yet you’re asking for it first? That can’t be good.” Qi Jiahao would not stop going on about God of Studying, Sheng Wang could not feel comfortable with it at all.
“读书之神,你怎么会这样?三个女孩也没有要水,你却先要水?这不可能是好事。齐家豪不停地谈论读书之神,盛王对此一点也不舒服。


But he could not handle even more was “incapable”. (7)
但他无法处理更多的是“无能为力”。(7)






Gao Tianyang was always straightforward, he retorted right back. “He's unwell, that’s all. Don’t get him into trouble.”
高天阳总是直截了当,他立即反驳道。“他身体不舒服,仅此而已。不要给他带来麻烦。


As he said he attempted to remove the mug in front of Sheng Wang, but was stopped by Sheng Wang’s paw.
说着,他试图在盛王面前取下杯子,但被盛旺的爪子挡住了。






“Don’t move it, I’m not switching anymore,” Sheng Wang said.
“别动了,我不换了,”盛王说。


It was still that saying, men’s dignity is bigger than the sky, the young master was capable of everything ever. He silently estimated the volume of the beer, and reckoned that he could probably down two mugs.
还是那句话,男人的尊严大于天,少爷无所不能。他默默地估计了啤酒的体积,并估计他可能可以喝下两个杯子。






Qi Jiahao huddled with some other people as they ordered food. Sheng Wang had nothing to do, and so he held the mug’s handle and waited for the food.
祁家豪和其他一些人挤在一起点菜。盛王无事可做,就拿着杯柄等着食物。


Yet, the fake boss called Zhao Xi returned with three cans of coconut juice, and said to Li Yu and the girls, “There, I brought some drinks.”
然而,那个叫赵习的假老板却拿着三罐椰汁回来了,对李玉和姑娘们说:“那里,我带了点饮料。


Li Yu bashfully received the drinks, and shared it with the two other girls.
李玉害羞地接过饮料,分给另外两个女孩。






In the midst of conversation, Qi Jiahao urged Gao Tianyang again, “We’ll order a wave of dishes first. Do you want to ask Tian-ge again? Just to check if he wants to come.”
谈话间,齐家豪再次催促高天阳,“我们先点一波菜。要不要再问天歌?只是为了检查他是否想来。


Gao Tianyang mumbled something, and dug out his phone to look for Jiang Tian’s WeChat.
高天阳嘟囔着什么,翻出手机找江天的微信。






Sheng Wang held the mug in his hands. His gaze drifted over to him for a moment before retracting it again, only to see the three girls opposite all staring at Gao Tianyang’s hand, the two of them with especially obvious blushes.
盛王手里拿着杯子。他的目光飘向他,片刻又收回,只见对面的三个女孩都盯着高天阳的手,两人的脸红特别明显。


Sheng Wang: “ ……”
王盛:“......”






He’s quite popular, isn’t he.
他很受欢迎,不是吗。


He tsked internally.
他在心里啧啧了一声。






Gao Tianyang held the phone up to his mouth, “Tian-ge, are you busy tonight? We’re munching on skewers at the north gate, are you coming?”
高天阳把手机举到嘴边,“天歌,你今晚忙吗?我们在北门嚼串,你来吗?


The next second, his phone rang with a new message.
下一秒,他的手机响了,有一条新消息。






Sheng Wang shot a glance, and saw four words: I’m busy, not going.
盛王一瞥,只见四个字:我忙,不去。


Gao Tianyang displayed his phone for one entire round. “See this yet?”
高天阳展示了他的手机整整一个回合。“看到这个了吗?”






The three girls were visibly a little disappointed.
三个女孩明显有些失望。


“Why is Jiang Tian always so cold,” one of the girls could not help but to say.
“江甜怎么总是这么冷淡,”其中一个女孩忍不住说道。






The fake boss Zhao Xi was about to leave when he heard that and stopped in his steps, he sucked in air through his mouth before he said, “Oh, you guys are classmates with Jiang Tian?”
假老板赵习闻言正要离开,停下脚步,他嘴里吸了一口气,才说:“哎呀,你们和江天是同学吗?


Gao Tianyang was surprised. “You know him?”
高天阳很惊讶。“你认识他?”






“I do, we are quite tight.” Zhao Xi spoke, and suddenly shifted his gaze to Sheng Wang. He pointed at Sheng Wang, and said, “Oh—I remember now.”
“我愿意,我们很紧张。”赵习说着,突然将目光转移到盛王身上。他指着盛王说:“哦——我现在想起来了。


Sheng Wang said, “ah?”
盛王说:“啊?


“You’re the dash and diner boy that Jiang Tian had to rescue last time, right?” Zhao Xi said.
“你就是上次江甜不得不救的那个冲刺和食客小子吧?”赵习说。






After he said that, the atmosphere across the entire table turned stiff, maybe out of either shock or surprise.
他说完这句话,整张桌子的气氛都变得僵硬起来,或许是出于震惊,也或是惊讶。


Sheng Wang was even stiffer, why did he have to expose him like this, did his pride not matter any more??
盛王更僵硬了,为什么非要这样揭穿他,他的骄傲已经不重要了吗?






Zhao Xi got a hearty laugh for a good while upon seeing his expression, and said, “When I went to the shop I already saw the two of you walking towards the teaching block, my dad runs the shop.”
赵习见他的表情,笑了好一会儿,说:“我去店的时候就已经看到你们两个朝教学楼走去了,我爸在开店。






As Zhao Xi went on, he immediately started calling someone.
赵习继续说下去,立刻开始叫人。


Sheng Wang did not immediately realise what he was doing, but not even two seconds later he understood—
盛王并没有立即意识到自己在做什么,但不到两秒钟后他就明白了——






He saw Zhao Xi speak to the person on the other side of the phone, saying, “Jiang Tian, your friend is already here, you’re seriously not coming?”
他看到赵习和电话那头的人说话,说:“江天,你朋友已经来了,你真的不来了?


“Which friend? The one that you brought to my dad’s shop for lunch.”
“哪个朋友?你带到我父亲店里吃午饭的那个。


“Yeah, he’s right here. He’s drinking right next to me.”
“是的,他就在这里。他就在我旁边喝酒。






Sheng Wang looked at the mug in front of him, and silently let go.
盛王看着面前的杯子,默默地松开了手。


He was somewhat incredulous., Zhao Xi was already so old, he really blindly tattled on people for fun???
他有些难以置信,赵习已经这么大年纪了,还真是一味地揽人玩???






Footnotes:
脚注:


Secluded-style schooling; imagine you get food shelter class activities all in one spot, you never need to leave the school. Basically, boarding school, which is a common schooling format amongst middle and elementary schools.
僻静的学校教育;想象一下,您可以在一个地方进行食物庇护所课程活动,您永远不需要离开学校。基本上,寄宿学校,这是初中和小学中常见的学校教育形式。




Friendly way of calling Qi Jiahao :”), by adding a xiao to the Qi
友好的称呼齐家豪:“),通过在齐中加一个小




Little brother
弟弟




Little sisters. Also why he couldn’t call them that is because they aren’t close/barely met each other, it would sound like he was demeaning them or coming onto them.
小姐妹们。还有为什么他不能称呼他们,那是因为他们不亲近/几乎没有见面,听起来像是在贬低他们或接近他们。




Usually served as appetizers
通常作为开胃菜




https://www.chinesefoodwiki.org/Bo_Bo_Chicken




Same wording could refer to being bad in bed. Same phrasing as ‘that can’t be good’ as mentioned by QJH earlier.
同样的措辞可能指在床上表现不佳。与 QJH 之前提到的“那不可能是好事”的措辞相同。






Chapter 016 - Drunkard
第016章 酒鬼






I’m Very Precious, I’m Picky With The Medicine’s Brand.
我很珍贵,我对药的品牌很挑剔。






Beyond the markets were lights that criss-crossed and blended into each other, and the stream of people that intersped each other’s paths. The electronic bikes and private cars honked to greet each other from afar across the alley’s corners, and in the next instant they were drowned out by the bustle of the human world.
市场之外是纵横交错、相互融合的灯光,以及相互交错的人群。电动自行车和私家车隔着巷子的拐角,远远地鸣笛打招呼,下一瞬间,它们就被人间的喧嚣淹没了。






This BBQ shop had a very un-BBQ name, it was named “In Those Years”, full of pretentious literary fineness. Too bad the customers both in and outside of the main dining area acted as if they just left Liang Mountain. People were hollering, competing over drinking and laughing heartily, to the point that they could be heard from all the way on the other side of the long street.
这家烧烤店的名字很不包烧烤,它的名字叫《那些年》,充满了矫揉造作的文艺精细。可惜的是,主用餐区内外的顾客都表现得好像刚离开梁山一样。人们呐喊着,争着喝酒,开怀大笑,以至于在长街的另一边,一路都能听到他们的声音。






Zhao Xi made the call in the middle of this chaotic bustle—
赵习在这纷乱的喧嚣中打出了这个电话——


“Oh right, I forgot. Sure, then I’ll let you go for now. All you know is ‘en’, would it hurt your mouth to say two more words?”
“哦,对了,我忘了。当然,那我先放过你。你只知道'恩',多说两个字会不会伤到你的嘴?






“Ah?”
“啊?”


Jiang Tian must have said something on the other side, Zhao Xi suddenly questioned, and shot a glance towards the table. His gaze was too brief, Sheng Wang was unsure if he was looking at him, or the group of people seated at the table.
江甜肯定在另一边说了什么,赵习突然问道,朝桌子射了一眼。他的目光太短暂了,盛王不确定自己是在看他,还是坐在桌边的那群人。






“Sure, I got it,” Zhao Xi nodded, and did not continue chatting, “that’s all for now, I’ll hang up then. I still have a bunch of hungry customers to feed, I’m so goddamn busy.”
“当然,我明白了,”赵习点点头,没有继续聊下去,“先到这里了,到时候我就挂断了。我还有一群饥饿的顾客要养活,我太忙了。






This fake boss kept his phone and looked back, only to see the entire table staring intently at him, like they were waiting for a result.
这个假老板拿着手机回头看去,只见整张桌子都目不转睛地盯着他,仿佛在等待一个结果。


He was instantly amused, and waved with a cigarette between his fingers. “Eh, don’t bother waiting. He’s really busy and won’t be coming.”
他顿时被逗乐了,手指间夹着一支烟挥舞着。“诶,别等了。他真的很忙,不会来。


“Ah……” A few people dragged their voice in disappointment, a bolder girl even chorused in, her disappointment was fully demonstrated in that sound.
“啊......”几个人失望地拖着声音,一个更大胆的女孩甚至合唱起来,她的失望在那个声音中得到了充分的体现。






Sheng Wang poked at the peanut shell in front of him.
盛王戳了戳面前的花生壳。


Maybe he was influenced by other people’s low spirits, in that instance, he even felt a little down too. Not to the point of disappointment, no, but it was just that he suddenly felt that the ten plus people at the table were less lively than he thought.
也许是受到别人情绪低落的影响,在那个时候,他甚至也感到有些沮丧。没有到失望的地步,没有,只是他突然觉得餐桌上的十多人没有他想象的那么热闹。






There was suddenly a clang right in front of him, Sheng Wang abruptly snapped out of it. He looked up, only to see Zhao Xi settling a cup of water in front of him.
突然,一声铮铮响就在他面前,盛王猛地从中跳了出来。他抬头一看,只见赵习在面前端了一杯水。


“I heard it from someone you’re unwell, right?” Zhao Xi said, “No way you’re drinking ice beer when you’re sick, behave and drink your water.”
“我听你身体不适的人说的,对吧?”赵习说,“你生病了就不可能喝冰啤酒,做人喝你的水。


Sheng Wang was stuped, “Who said that?”
盛王愣住了,“谁说的?


Zhao Xi flicked off the cigarette ashes, “Who do you think.”
赵习甩了弹烟灰,“你觉得谁。






Sheng Wang recalled the phone call he made just now, “Jiang Tian?”
盛王回忆起刚才打的电话,“江天?


Zhao Xi replied affirmatively.
赵习肯定地回答。


Sheng Wang was unable to speak for that moment, he could not tell if he was surprised or something else.
盛王这一刻说不出话来,他分不清自己是惊讶还是别的什么。






If he guessed that Jiang Tian specially asked Zhao Xi to not let him drink…...there’s no way that happened. He probably casually mentioned it, and Boss Zhao was the warm hearted kind of person who knew how to treat people well.
如果他猜到江天特意让赵习不让他喝酒......这不可能发生。他大概是随口提起的,赵老板是那种热心肠,懂得待人的人。


Sheng Wang mused, and said with extreme sincerity to Zhao Xi, “I’m really not that close to him, the meal last time was just…...whatever, either way we really aren’t close. As for the ice beer, he’s not even here, he can’t tell me what to do.”
盛王沉吟着,极其诚恳地对赵习说:“我真的和他没那么亲近,上次吃的饭就好......不管怎样,无论哪种方式,我们真的都不亲近。至于冰啤酒,他甚至不在这里,他无法告诉我该怎么做。


Could he really tell him what to do then!
他真的能告诉他那该怎么做吗!






After Sheng Wang spoke, he wordlessly hugged the beer mug in front of him, looking as if nobody stop him until he’s drunk out of his mind or something.
王盛说完,无言地抱住了面前的啤酒杯,一副没有人拦住他,直到他喝醉了什么的。


Zhao Xi did not know if he should laugh or cry. He stuffed the cigarette back between his lips, and slurred with his eyes narrowed, “Sure, if you brats don’t suffer for a bit you wouldn’t learn. If you get sicker don’t come looking for me to take responsibility, that’ all.”
赵习不知道该笑还是该哭。他把烟塞回嘴唇之间,眯起眼睛含糊不清,“当然,如果你们这些小子不受苦,你们就不会学到东西。如果你病得更重了,就不要来找我承担责任,仅此而已。






Boss Zhao left without doing anything else, and went to take care of other friends with a smile. Sheng Wang sent him off with his eyes and turned back, only to see the entire group of classmates looking at him with curiosity in their eyes.
赵老板什么也没做就走了,笑着去照顾其他朋友。盛王用眼神送他,回头,只见整群同学都用好奇的眼神看着他。


“Did the menu grow on my face or something?” Sheng Wang asked.
“菜单长在我的脸上还是什么?”盛王问道。


“Nah, it didn’t.” Everyone laughed. Gao Tianyang hurriedly waved his hand, and got the waiter to put down the dishes they ordered.
“不,没有。”大家都笑了。高天阳连忙摆手,让服务员放下了他们点的菜。






The skewers were served one bunch after another, the fragrant smell of freshly grilled meat emanated, and the meat was sizzling with oil.
串串一串接一串地上桌,新鲜烤好的肉香扑鼻而来,肉质上咝咝作响。


The appetite of human beings was so magical, that usually one would be satisfied with ten sticks, but with so many people fighting for food, twenty or even thirty was not enough. The meat on the skewers got inreasingly tastier, increasingly more beer got drunk, and so did voices get increasingly louder. The entire group of people would be laughing till the point they were slapping the table and their knees, the next moment their mugs would clink together.
人类的胃口是如此神奇,通常十根棍子就能满足,但这么多人争夺食物,二十甚至三十根都不够。串上的肉变得越来越美味,喝的啤酒越来越多,声音也越来越大。整群人都会笑到拍打桌子和膝盖,下一刻他们的杯子就会碰到一起。






Sheng Wang heard plenty of gossip from them, some about their teachers, some about other students.
王盛从他们那里听到了很多八卦,有的关于他们的老师,有的关于其他学生。






For example, their homeroom teacher, He Jin, was married to the perfect male teacher who was specifically in charge of supplementary classes for math olympiad. The both of them used to be Fuzhong students, and were even deskmates. They were well known as the class couple back then. They ended up in the same city for university, and after they graduated they both went back to their alma mater, and now they were both well known teaching professionals in the city.
比如,他们的班主任何瑾嫁给了一位专门负责数学奥林匹克补课的完美男老师。两人都曾经是福中学生,甚至还是同桌。他们当时是众所周知的班级情侣。他们最终在同一个城市上大学,毕业后都回到了母校,现在他们都是城里有名的教学专业人士。






For another example, the boy sitting next to Sheng Wang’s right was the student life rep. He wore glasses with black frames, and had a gentle temperament. Other than eating skewers he enjoyed joking around with everyone, and had the exact opposite personality from his dad.
再比如,坐在盛王右边的那个男生,就是学生生活代表。他戴着黑框眼镜,气质温婉。除了吃串烧,他喜欢和大家开玩笑,性格与他父亲完全相反。


His dad’s surname was Xu, aka the administrative head who people called Big Mouth Xu. As an act of respect to his dad, the students of Class A called him ‘Small Mouth’.
他父亲姓徐,也就是行政负责人,人们称之为徐大嘴。为了表达对父亲的尊重,A 班的学生称他为“小嘴”。






Gao Tianyang clung onto him and fake sobbed with the aid of alcohol. “Small Mouth, my phone is still locked in your dad’s drawer, are you bold enough to help me pry it open?”
高天阳紧紧抓住他,假借酒精抽泣起来。“小嘴,我的手机还锁在你爸的抽屉里,你够胆子帮我撬开吗?”


Small Mouth Xu swallowed his meat, all refined. He dabbed at the corner of his mouth with a tissue before saying, “I don’t dare to, mine is still locked inside.”
小嘴徐吞下肉,全都炼化了。他用纸巾轻拍嘴角,然后说:“我不敢,我的还锁在里面。


Gao Tianyang said, “You never fail to meet up to expectations!”
高天阳说:“你永远不负众望!


Small Mouth Xu said, “You too, you too.”
徐小嘴道:“你也是,你也是。


Everyone sniggered.
每个人都冷笑。






Yet another example would be the two girls from Class 7 known for their fiery personality. The moment they were free or had an excuse they would head for Class A, sometimes they would even gather a group of friends, just to look at Jiang Tian.
另一个例子是 7 年级的两个女孩,她们以火热的个性而闻名。当他们有空或者有借口的那一刻,他们就会前往 A 班,有时他们甚至会召集一群朋友,只是为了看看江天。


They asked people to deliver notes, snacks, all sorts of festive gifts on their behalf. Unfortunately Jiang Tian was either at the office or catching up on his sleep. The notes were useless, the snacks and gifts were all returned. They already kept it up for a year, and until today they did not get the ice statue to even defrost.
他们要求人们代表他们送来纸条、零食和各种节日礼物。可惜江甜不是在办公室,就是在补觉。纸条没用,零食和礼物都退了回来。他们已经维持了一年,直到今天他们甚至没有让冰像解冻。






As Sheng Wang listened while drinking from his beer mug, Gao Tianyang the loudspeaker suddenly nudged him, and teased, “I ran into the sports rep from Class 7 on the school bus yesterday. He said that one of the girls from that duo looks like she might have a change of heart lately, saying that she has fallen for the new handsome guy in our class. What do you feel about this?”
正值盛王一边喝啤酒杯一边听着,高天阳突然用扩音器推了推他,调侃道:“我昨天在校车上碰到了七班的体育代表。他说,那对组合中的一个女孩最近看起来可能改变了主意,说她爱上了我们班上的新帅哥。你对此有何感想?






Sheng Wang finished the last mouthful of beer in his mug, and thought as he held the handle. “Did our class get another transfer student?”
盛王喝完杯子里的最后一口啤酒,一边握着把手一边想着。“我们班又换了转学生吗?”


Gao Tianyang: “.......”
高天洋:《.......》






He took a look at the empty barrel of beer at the corner of the table, and asked Small Mouth, “What’s the number of drinks does this make?”
他看了一眼桌角空空的啤酒桶,问小嘴:“这能做多少杯酒?


Small Mouth gestured with his hand to say four.
小嘴用手比划着说了四个。


Gao Tianyang sucked in a breath of cold air, and attempted to take away Sheng Wang’s beer mug, “You’re still sick my Gege!”
高天阳吸了一口冷气,试图拿走盛王的啤酒杯,“你还病了,我的格格!


Sheng Wang said in annoyance, “I know, I don’t plan on having a fifth one.”
盛王恼怒地说:“我知道,我不打算第五个。






He enunciated properly, his face was not red either. Other than his pupils turning darker and sounding more nasally, his external appearance basically did not change at all. Gao Tianyang could not figure out if Sheng Wang was still sober at the moment either.
他发音得当,脸也没有红。除了瞳孔变黑,鼻音变大之外,他的外表基本上没有任何变化。高天阳也想不通盛王此刻是否还清醒。






“You guys continue, I’ll head to the bathroom for a bit.” He informed them, got up, and headed towards the dining area.
“你们继续,我去洗手间一会儿。”他通知了他们,起身,朝用餐区走去。


Gao Tianyang took special note of his footsteps, and could not tell that there was anything wrong. He could not help but ask other people, “Is he drunk or not?”
高天阳特别记下他的脚步声,看不出有什么不对劲。他忍不住问其他人:“他喝醉了吗?






Li Yu said all sincerely, “He looks quite normal, it’s just that he’s not as talkative as before. I’ll be honest, you look more drunk than him.”
李玉诚恳地说道:“他看起来还算正常,只是不像以前那么健谈了。老实说,你看起来比他更醉。


Gao Tianyang, completely done, shrunk back.
高天阳,彻底完成,缩了缩。






Everyone was a little tired of eating, the three girls were the first to put down their chopsticks. They rested against their chairs, and as they listened to the remaining people brag, their eyes followed Sheng Wang.
大家都有些吃腻了,三个女孩第一个放下了筷子。他们靠在椅子上,听着剩下的人吹牛,目光也跟着盛王走去。






This transfer student’s appearance actually did not lose to Jiang Tian’s at all, it was just that they belonged to different types. His features were clean and tidy, both his eyelashes and pupils were deep in colour. When contrasted against his pale skin, he was good looking like a vivid painting on a white canvas. When he smiled it was like the spring winds brushing at the face, and when he did not he appeared a little aloof.
这个转学生的颜值其实一点也不输给江甜的,只是他们属于不同的类型。他的五官干净整洁,睫毛和瞳孔都颜色深邃。与他苍白的皮肤形成鲜明对比时,他看起来就像白色画布上的一幅生动的画作。他笑的时候,就像春风拂过脸庞,不笑的时候,显得有些冷漠。






One of the girls looked until she blushed. She nudged Li Yu, and the three of them huddled together and gossiped.
其中一个女孩看得脸红了。她推了推李钰,三人挤在一起闲聊。


They gossiped until Qi Jiahao called out to them, “I heard that they are picking the Tri-Quality Students of the City (1) soon, right class monitor?”
他们八卦,直到齐家豪叫了他们一声,“听说他们马上就要挑三品生(1),对班长?


Li Yu looked up when she was interrupted, “You sure have your sources. They only notified us yesterday after a meeting.”
李玉被打断抬头,“你肯定有你的消息来源。他们昨天开会后才通知我们。


“What’s the quota for our class this time?” Qi Jiahao asked again.
“我们班这次的名额是多少?”祁家豪又问。


“Three people.”
“三个人。”


“What are the conditions?”
“条件是什么?”






An achievement like the Tri-Quality Students of the City was somewhat useful at a crucial time, they boost the high school portfolio, they add more competitiveness when top schools open up advance admissions. But its effect was both significant and not, and was not much compared to olympiad results. So some people cared about it, some people left it up to fate.
像城市三等质量学生这样的成就在关键时刻有些有用,它们提高了高中组合,当顶尖学校开放提前招生时,它们增加了更多的竞争力。但它的效果既显着又不显着,与奥林匹克成绩相比并不多。所以有人在乎,有人听天由命。


Qi Jiahao was obviously one of those who cared.
戚家豪显然是关心的人之一。






Li Yu said, “The school’s suggestion is to give a quota according to good grades, one from the class committee, and another round of anonymous votes based on popular sentiments.”
李宇说,“学校的建议是,根据成绩好给一个名额,一个来自班委,再根据民情进行一轮匿名投票。


Qi Jiahao laughed as he said, “Well, since it’s according to grades and class committee members, I suppose there’s no hope for me anymore.”
祁家豪笑着说:“嗯,既然是按照年级和班委,我想我已经没有希望了。


“Hey, don’t worry, there’s still a voting slot.” A few other people consoled him.
“嘿,你放心,还有投票名额。”其他几个人安慰他。


Qi Jiahao immediately chortled and joked, “Sure! With these words alone, the meal today is on me. When it’s time to vote please give me a little help. I don’t count on winning, just that I would die a more graceful death.”
祁家豪立刻哽咽着开玩笑道:“当然!光是这句话,今天的饭菜就在我身上了。到了投票的时候,请帮我一点忙。我不指望赢,只是希望我死得更优雅。






He raised his hand to call for the waiter. He opened up Alipay on his phone and said, “I just ordered another round of food, please serve it quickly.”
他举手叫服务员。他打开手机上的支付宝说:“我刚刚又点了一轮食物,请赶紧上菜。


The waiter checked it against the menu ordering tablet. “Table 2, right? I’ve already added in the new dishes, they should be on the grill by now.”
服务员将其与菜单点餐板进行检查。“表2,对吧?我已经添加了新菜,它们现在应该在烤架上了。


“That’s quite fast.” Qi Jiahao waved once more, and said suavely, “Pass the bill to me then, I’ll pay first.”
“这真快。”祁家豪又挥了挥手,温文尔雅地说:“那就把账单传给我吧,我先付钱。


However, the waiter said, “The bill for this table has already been paid.”
然而,服务员却说:“这桌的账单已经付清了。


Qi Jiahao said, “Huh? Who paid?”
祁家豪说:“嗯?谁付了钱?






Sheng Wang walked over as they talked. He took a piece of tissue to wipe his hands, and sat down next to Gao Tianyang.
盛王边说着,一边走了过去。他拿了一张纸巾擦了擦手,在高天阳身边坐下。


The waiter pointed at him, “There. He just paid.”
服务员指着他,“那里。他只是付了钱。






What…...the fuck.
什么。。。。。。他妈的。


Qi Jiahao froze on the spot, his face changed like a chameleon. Still, everyone’s reactions were a little slow especially after eating food, they were all zoning out. Nobody noticed him.
祁家豪愣在了原地,脸色变色龙一般。尽管如此,每个人的反应还是有点慢,尤其是在吃完饭后,他们都在发呆。没有人注意到他。






Everyone downed another mug of beer to go along with the new wave of skewers. The effect of alcohol finally started kicking in. Quite a few people were flushed, and unsteady on their feet.
每个人都又喝了一杯啤酒,以配合新一波的烤串。酒精的影响终于开始发挥作用。不少人满脸通红,脚步不稳。






There was still five minutes until it was ten at night. The degenerates finally decided to disband on the spot, and parted on their own ways.
距离晚上十点还有五分钟。堕落者最终决定当场解散,各奔东西。


Gao Tianyang drank until his neck was all red. He supported himself against the table as he said, “I need to go to the bathroom. I’m scared that I can’t make it all the way home when the vehicle gets too shaky.”
高天阳喝到脖子都红了。他靠在桌子上,说:“我需要去洗手间。我害怕当车辆摇晃得太摇晃时我无法一路回家。


A boy beside him whistled with a devilish smirk on his face, and his mouth was instantly pinched shut by Gao Tianyang. “Keep on whistling and you can wash my pants.”
旁边一个男生吹着口哨,脸上带着恶魔般的笑容,嘴巴瞬间被高天阳掐住了。“继续吹口哨,你可以洗我的裤子。”


Each of them brought someone and planned to go to the toilet in a group. They asked if Sheng Wang wanted to go, but Sheng Wang tactfully declined their offer.
他们每个人都带了人,打算成群结队地上厕所。他们询问盛王是否想去,但盛旺委婉地拒绝了他们的提议。






“I’ll sit here for a bit.” Sheng Wang was deep in thought as he rubbed his temples.
“我在这里坐一会儿。”盛王一边揉着太阳穴,一边陷入沉思。


After seeking death for the whole night, what was destined to happen happened—his nose was extra congested, it felt like his head was stuffed with cotton. He even felt a little light on his feet. His cold seriously got worse.
找死了一整夜,注定要发生的事情发生了——他的鼻子格外充血,感觉头上塞满了棉花。他甚至感觉脚有点轻。他的感冒严重加重了。






What was I trying to do?
我想做什么?


He rested as he rubbed his temples, and felt a little drowsy thanks to the effect of alcohol.
他一边揉着太阳穴一边休息,由于酒精的作用,他感到有些昏昏欲睡。






All of a sudden, he felt fabric brush past the arm he was propping himself with. Someone walked and stopped right next to him.
突然,他感觉到布料擦过他支撑自己的手臂。有人走着,就在他旁边停了下来。


Before Sheng Wang could react, he heard fake boss Zhao Xi’s voice closing up on him. “Eh? Why did you come here? Didn't you say at least 10.30pm?”
盛王还没反应过来,就听到假老板赵习的声音逼近了他。“呃?你为什么来这里?你不是说至少晚上 10 点 30 分吗?






Sheng Wang furrowed his brows and digested that information for a bit. He turned and opened his eyes.
盛王皱了皱眉头,消化了一会儿这些信息。他转过身来,睁开了眼睛。


He was only able to see the familiar Fuzhong uniform with his direct view due to how close the person was standing to him. The sleeves were rolled up to the elbows.
他只能直视看到熟悉的福中制服,因为那个人离他太近了。袖子卷到肘部。






Sheng Wang stared at the fingers dangling at the side for a long while before he finally raised his head……
盛王盯着一旁晃来晃去的手指看了半晌,终于抬起头......


It was Jiang Tian who came.
来的是江甜。


From his perspective of looking up at him, he could see his clearly defined jaws as well as the Adam's apple that came jutting out during puberty.
从他抬头看他的角度,他可以看到他轮廓分明的下巴,以及青春期伸出来的喉结。






Sheng Wang suddenly touched his own neck.
盛王突然摸了摸自己的脖子。






Jiang Tian lowered his gaze to look at him for a while. He asked Zhao Xi, “You gave him alcohol? How much did he drink?”
江甜垂下目光看了他一会儿。他问赵习:“你给他喝酒?他喝了多少酒?


“I did give him water!” Zhao Xi said, completely done. “He didn’t want it, I can’t exactly force it down him? He probably didn’t go easy on the alcohol. I saw a few empty barrels on their table, everyone probably drank four mugs at least.”
“我确实给了他水!”赵习说,彻底完了。“他不想要它,我不能完全强迫他吗?他可能对酒精不屑一顾。我看到他们的桌子上有几个空桶,每个人可能至少喝了四个杯子。






Sheng Wang retracted the hand caressing his own neck, shot Zhao Xi a glance and said, “Wrong, five mugs for everyone.”
盛王收回抚摸自己脖子的手,射了赵习一眼说:“错了,每个人五杯。


Jiang Tian: “......”
江田:“......”


Zhao Xi shrugged, and used his thumb to point at the back Sheng Wang’s head. He mouthed: I think he’s a little drunk, what do you think?
赵习耸了耸肩,用拇指指了指后面的圣王的脑袋。他嘴巴上说:我觉得他有点醉了,你觉得呢?






Did he even need to think?
他甚至需要思考吗?


Jiang Tian wiped his forehead. His thumb hooked onto the strap on his shoulder, and pulled his bag upwards. He said to Sheng Wang, “Time to go back, can you still stand?”
江天擦了擦额头。他的拇指勾在肩上的带子上,把包往上拉。他对盛王说:“该回去了,你还能站得住吗?






“You really think I drank too much?” Sheng Wang replied in annoyance, and genuinely properly stand up. He glanced left and right, and spoke clearly, “Where’s Gao Yangtian and the rest? Did they fall into the toilet?”
“你真的觉得我喝多了?”盛王恼怒地回答,真心妥妥地站了起来。他左顾右瞥,说话清晰,“高仰天等人呢?他们掉进厕所了吗?






Zhao Xi raised an eyebrow. “Yo, not bad. I take back what I just said, he probably isn’t drunk.”
赵习挑了挑眉。“哟,不错。我收回我刚才说的话,他可能没有喝醉。


Jiang Tian deadpanned, “The one who went to the toilet is called Gao Tianyang.”
江甜面无表情,“上厕所的那个叫高天阳。


Zhao Xi: “......”
赵习:“......”






Jiang Tian always did things promptly. He switched on his phone screen, opened WeChat and speedily sent a message, and then said to Sheng Wang, “I just informed Gao Tianyang, you can go now.”
江甜做事总是及时。他打开手机屏幕,打开微信飞快发了一条消息,然后对盛望说:“我刚刚通知了高天阳,你现在可以走了。


Sheng Wang replied with a ‘Mm’, and grabbed his bag, wearing it on one shoulder. He then said, “Other people who went to the toilet includes Song Sirui, Qi Jiahao, Xu Small Mouth—”
盛王应了一声“嗯”,抓起包包,单肩扛在肩上。他接着说道:“其他上厕所的人包括宋思瑞、齐家豪、徐小嘴——”


Jiang Tian got a headache. He directly cut him off, “You said it all.”
江甜头疼了。他直接打断了他的话,“你都说了。


“Sure.” Sheng Wang nodded, and was finally able to leave without any concern. He followed Jiang Tian out.
“当然。”盛王点点头,终于可以毫无顾虑地离开了。他跟着江甜出去了。






Students got to go home early during vacation. The residential area was much quieter. As they left the area near the BBQ shop, the bustling noise of people dissipated like the fog in the night.
学生们在假期期间必须提前回家。住宅区安静得多。当他们离开烧烤店附近的区域时,熙熙攘攘的人声像夜色中的雾气一样消散。






One could not tell Sheng Wang’s footsteps were unsteady as he walked, neither did he meander around the alley. His footsteps were just very light, and his speed was rather slow. He constantly stayed half a step behind Jiang Tian, like a leader on patrol.
人们看不出盛王走路时脚步不稳,也没有在巷子里蜿蜒而行。他的脚步很轻,速度也比较慢。他不断地落后江天半步,就像一个巡逻的领队。


The leader was nosy after he drank. He pointed at the plastic bag Jiang Tian held in his right hand, and sprung a surprise inspection on him. “What’s that that you bought?”
领导喝完酒后爱管闲事。他指了指江天右手拿着的塑料袋,突然打量了他一眼。“你买的是什么?”


Jiang Tian was in the midst of calling for a car. He side-eyed his hand upon hearing him, and said, “Cockroach poison.”
江甜正在叫车。他听到他的话后侧目了看他的手,说:“蟑螂毒药。


The leader’s lips curled, and did not say a word. He did not look particularly satisfied.
首领嘴角一撇,一言不发。他看起来并不是特别满意。






The end of the alley led into a wide street, there were both public transport and a taxi stand. Even further away, there was the metro entrance. The moment they left the alley, the sound of traffic at night came pouncing at them.
小巷的尽头通向一条宽阔的街道,既有公共交通工具,也有出租车站。再远一点,就是地铁入口。当他们离开小巷的那一刻,夜晚的车流声向他们扑面而来。






The car Jiang Tian called for came very quickly. Sheng Wang ducked into the backseat out of habit, and planted himself in the usual spot he sat in. He saw Jiang Tian open the door to the front passenger’s seat. He was about to sit down, but he changed his mind at the last minute.
江甜叫的车来得很快。盛王习惯性地躲进后座,坐在他平时坐的位置上。他看到江甜打开了前排乘客座位的车门。他正要坐下,却在最后一刻改变了主意。


He took a look at Sheng Wang, and switched to the backseat. Still, the two of them were not that close to each other, and they were separated by an armrest.
他看了盛王一眼,换到了后座。不过,他们两个人并没有那么近,他们被扶手隔开。






The city at night was still illuminated with light, coldness and warmth intertwined into an expanse.
夜晚的城市依然被光明照亮,冷暖交织成一片广阔。


As Sheng Wang sat, he eventually slumped, like how he usually slumped in Uncle Xiao-Chen’s car. His head rested against the window glass, and he looked very drowsy.
盛王坐着,最终瘫倒在地,就像他平时在小陈叔叔的车里一样。他的头靠在窗玻璃上,看起来非常昏昏欲睡。






Just as Jiang Tian thought he was already asleep, he suddenly spoke, “They all think that I’m very familiar with you.”
就在江天以为自己已经睡着的时候,突然开口了,“他们都觉得我和你很熟。


Due to his cold, his hoarse voice was also nasally. It fit into the quiet atmosphere in the car.
由于感冒,他沙哑的声音也是鼻音。它适合车内安静的氛围。






Jiang Tian briefly froze, and turned to look at him. “Who’s them?”
江甜短暂愣住了,转头看向他。“他们是谁?”


Sheng Wang did not sit up straight, and continued lazily leaning against the window. His fingers curled as he counted, “Gao Tianyang, Zhao Xi, and Zhao Xi’s dad. Today the few classmates there kinda counts too, because Zhao Xi said right in front of them that you brought me to eat at his dad’s.”
盛王没有坐直,继续懒洋洋地靠在窗户上。他手指一弯,数着,“高天阳,赵习,还有赵习的爸爸。今天那里的几个同学也算数了,因为赵习当着他们面说,你带我去他爸爸家吃饭。






He paused before he continued, “Sheng Mingyang thought that we could be brothers, these people think that we are super close in private. And yet, we barely said anything to each other. Isn’t that kinda funny.”
他顿了顿,才继续说道,“盛明阳以为我们可以做兄弟,这些人私下里觉得我们超级亲密。然而,我们几乎没有对对方说什么。这不是有点好笑吗。






When he talked like this, it was almost as if he was completely sober. The lights outside the car windows streamed past like water, and casting a patch of moving shadows on the side of his face, the outline like gentle velvet.
他这样说话的时候,几乎就像完全清醒了一样。车窗外的灯光如水一样流过,在他的脸侧投下一片移动的阴影,轮廓如柔柔的天鹅绒。






Jiang Tian looked at him for quite the while, and said, “Actually—”
江甜看了他好一会儿,道:“其实——”


After only a word, he heard Sheng Wang grumble, “I’m so terribly sick, and you didn’t even bring any medicine for me.”
只说了一句话,就听到盛王嘟囔道:“我病得好严重,你连药都没给我带。


“......”


Jiang Tian’s thin lips parted and closed again. In the end, they pursed into a straight and narrow line. He was speechless.
江甜薄唇张开,又闭上。最后,他们追成了一条笔直而狭窄的线。他无言以对。






Moments later, he untied the plastic bag in his hand, and switched on the lights in the roof of the car. “There’s plenty of medicine here, and none of it can be taken with alcohol. You can ask about the medicine when you finally flush the alcohol out of your system.”
片刻之后,他解开了手中的塑料袋,打开了车顶的灯。“这里有很多药,没有一个可以和酒精一起服用。当你最终将酒精从你的系统中排出时,你可以询问药物。






Sheng Wang turned to him. “Didn’t you say that it’s for cockroaches?”
盛王转向他。“你不是说是给蟑螂吃的吗?”


Jiang Tian said, “You’ll believe it just because I said it?”
江甜道:“你会因为我说了就相信?


Sheng Wang eyed the bag as he said, “I’m very precious, I’m picky with the medicine’s brand.”
盛王看着袋子说:“我很珍贵,我对药的牌子很挑剔。


Jiang Tian said, “Are you eating it or not?”
江甜说:“你吃不吃?






Sheng Wang ran through his options for two seconds, and grabbed at the entire bag.
盛王在他的选项中跑了两秒钟,然后抓住了整个袋子。


Footnotes:
脚注:


Tri-Quality Students of the City: An award given by the city, I think? The Tri-Quality is a translation of "三好学生", if you were here for the tragic earlier version of the TL, Three Good of the City, that's sorta what it roughly translates into. By "Three Good", it referred to how the students must excel in three ways: their grades, their moral character/conduct, and their "body", which can take on various other meanings in other places, perhaps referring to good physical results like sports etc etc. Basically, be a good well-rounded student, and it appears that in this case it is also a significant award that will give one an advantage when it comes to entry into higher institutions of learning.
城市三等学生:我想是城市颁发的奖项?Tri-Quality 是“三好学生”的翻译,如果你是来这里观看 TL 的悲惨早期版本,城市三善,这就是它的大致翻译。“三好”是指学生必须在三个方面表现出色:他们的成绩、他们的道德品质/行为和他们的“身体”,这在其他地方可以具有各种其他含义,也许指的是良好的身体成绩,如运动等。基本上,成为一名全面发展的优秀学生,在这种情况下,这似乎也是一个重要的奖项,可以在进入高等学府时获得优势。






T/L notes: hey i worked on these in lieu of the first audio drama episode :") listen to it here!
T/L 笔记:嘿,我制作这些来代替第一集有声剧:“)在这里听!


and also if you haven't watched the PV with music...what are you waiting for? that's literally 99% of the reason why i started tling
还有,如果你还没有看过带音乐的 PV......你还在等什么?这实际上是我开始 TLING 的 99% 的原因


Also life has briefly taken over soz for the brief disappearance...but hey here's two chapters. And so we are 3 chapters away from finishing book 1, Mint.
此外,生活也短暂地接管了 soz 的短暂消失......但是,嘿,这里有两章。因此,我们距离完成第一卷《薄荷》还有 3 章。


Also also the formatting on this site is so cursed I'll probably shift to wordpress at some point. When I have the energy to. Sighs.
此外,这个网站上的格式也被诅咒了,我可能会在某个时候转向 wordpress。当我有精力的时候。叹息。






Chapter 017 - Half-Sentence
第017章 半句






I Said We Could Give It A Try
我说我们可以试一试






The car stopped at the entrance to White Horse Lane.
车子停在了白马巷的入口处。


Jiang Tian paid and exited the car first, yet Sheng Wang did not for a long time. He went around to the other side before he realised that this ancestor was quietly waiting for someone to open the door for him, a bag of medicine in his hands. Clearly, the chauffeur spoiled him.
江甜付了钱,先下了车,盛王却半天没有。他绕到另一边,才发现这位老祖宗正静静地等待着有人为他开门,手里拿着一袋药。显然,司机宠坏了他。






Jiang Tian, completely done, opened the door. Sheng Wang then elegantly stuck out a leg, and even gave a polite smile. “Thank you.”
江恬彻底完成,打开了门。盛王随后优雅地伸出了一条腿,甚至还礼貌地笑了笑。“谢谢。”


He had his bag hanging off one shoulder, and medicine in his hands. It was not exactly easy for him to get out of the car.
他的包挂在一侧肩膀上,手里拿着药。对他来说,下车并不容易。


Jiang Tian almost could not stand it anymore as he held onto the car door. He stuck his hand out and said, “Give me the medicine.”
江甜几乎受不了了,他紧紧抓住车门。他伸出手说:“把药给我。


Sheng Wang very courteously replied, “No.”
盛王非常客气地回答:“没有。


Jiang Tian, “......”
江田,《......》


He could only offer another suggestion. “Wear your bag on both shoulders.”
他只能提出另一个建议。“把包扛在双肩上。”


Sheng Wang said, “Uncool.”
盛王说:“不酷。


Jiang Tian gave up.
江甜放弃了。






Sheng Wang stubbornly insisted on the pose of carrying his bag on a single shoulder while carrying a bag of medicine in his hands. The moment he left the car he went into the depths of the alley like it was nobody’s business. He was not clumsy in a hundred ways like the other drunkards. If some girls from Fuzhong saw him, they would probably compliment that he was pleasing on the eyes while blushing.
盛王倔强地坚持着单肩扛包的姿势,手里拎着一袋药。当他离开车的那一刻,他就走进了小巷深处,就像这不关任何人的事一样。他不像其他酒鬼那样在一百个方面笨拙。如果一些福中的女孩看到他,她们可能会夸他一边脸红一边赏心悦目。


…...It was just that he looked a little lonesome.
…...只是他看起来有些孤独。






For a brief moment, Jiang Tian somewhat suspected that this person was not really drunk, but rather he was acting unreasonable and shameless with the excuse of alcohol. If he was truly drunk, he would not care about his image this much.
一时间,江甜有些怀疑,这个人并不是真的喝醉了,而是在以酒为借口,做出无理无耻的行为。如果他真的喝醉了,他也不会这么在意自己的形象。


Yet, Sheng Wang who already went quite a distance suddenly turned to look at him, and went all the way back to the start.
然而,已经走了很远的盛王突然转过头来看着他,一路回到了起点。






Jiang Tian thought that the other person was waiting for him to go together. Unexpectedly, Sheng Wang nodded up at him and said, “Where’s your phone?”
江天以为对方在等着他一起走。没想到,盛王朝他点了点头,说:“你的手机呢?


“Why?”
“为什么?”


“Take it out and take a video.”
“拿出来拍个视频。”


“Video of what?” Jiang Tian’s brows furrowed and was perplexed. Still, his hand reached into his pants’ pocket, and hesitantly dug out his phone.
“什么视频?”江天眉头紧锁,一脸困惑。尽管如此,他的手还是伸进了裤子的口袋里,犹豫地掏出了手机。






He swiped at the screen, and the screen switched to the camera.
他对着屏幕滑动,屏幕切换到了摄像头。


In the shot, Sheng Wang stood beneath the street lamp, and his shadow was stretched longer by the light. The tip of his foot kicked at the uneven ground, saying, “This shitty road is so bumpy and full of potholes, and yet just now, I was walking in such a straight line. Did you catch that?”
镜头中,盛王站在路灯下,他的影子被光线拉长了更长。他的脚尖踢了踢不平的地面,说:“这烂路那么颠簸,坑坑洼洼,可是刚才,我却走在这么直的线上。你抓住了吗?






Maybe the hoarse and nasally voice that uniquely came with a cold was too good at swindling people or something. Jiang Tian, while holding the cold expression that said ‘I don’t actually want to talk to you’, was speechless for a moment before he said, “I caught that.”
也许感冒特有的沙哑和鼻音太擅长骗人什么的了。江恬一边抱着'我其实并不想和你说话'的冰冷表情,一时无语,才说道:“我抓住了。


After he spoke he turned around to double-check —
说完,他转过身来再三检查——


Thank the heavens, the driver that sent them back had long since disappeared. It was just him and Sheng Wang in this entire alley. This stupid conversation did not happen with other people around.
谢天谢地,送他们回去的司机早已不见了踪影。整条巷子里只有他和盛王。这种愚蠢的谈话并没有发生在周围的其他人身上。






“What’s the point of only catching it,” The leader delivered his order once more, “film it down.”
“只抓住它有什么意义,”首领再次下达命令,“把它拍下来。


“......”






Jiang Tian speechlessly stared at him for a good while. His thumb swiped at camera mode, and said in a light voice, “I’m convinced you’re truly drunk now.”
江甜无语地盯着他看了好一会儿。他的拇指在相机模式下滑动,用轻快的声音说:“我确信你现在真的喝醉了。






The distance from the entrance of the alley to the Shengs’ ancestral home was less than 300m. They walked for twenty minutes, and a certain person went back and forth three times. Jiang Tian’s half a lifetime supply of patience was all used here.
巷子口到盛氏祖居的距离不到300米。他们走了二十分钟,某人来回走了三次。江天半辈子的耐心,都用在这里。






The commotion that accompanied their entrance into the courtyard was a little much, the people inside probably heard them. Soon enough, the door was wide open, and Jiang Ou stuck her body out of the door while wearing a knitted cardigan, saying, “The two of you are back at last. Why are the both of you so late? I thought — why are you holding up your phone?”
伴随着他们进入院子的骚动有点过分,里面的人大概都听到了。很快,门就大开了,江鸥穿着针织开衫,把身体伸出门外,说道:“你们两个终于回来了。你们俩怎么这么晚了?我想——你为什么要举起手机?


“Who knows.” Jiang Tian mocked under his breath, and kept his phone back in his pocket.
“谁知道呢。”江甜低声嘲讽,把手机放回口袋里。


He followed the request and filmed the entire journey, now that there was another person, he really could not afford to lose face over it.
他按照要求拍摄了整个旅程,现在又有了另一个人,他实在不能因此丢面子。






“Hurry in, okay. Why did the both of you come back together? I heard from Xiao-Chen that Xiao-Wang went for a meal with the classmates.” Jiang Ou side-stepped and gave way, Jiang Tian and Sheng Wang entered the house one after another.
“快进去,好。”你们俩为什么复合了?我听小陈说,小王和同学们一起去吃饭了。江鸥侧身让路,江甜和盛王相继进了屋。






Sheng Wang was stable in his every move, aside from the one time he swayed a little while changing his shoes, one could barely tell that there was anything wrong. However, Jiang Ou did manage to smell that something was wrong as soon as she saw. She turned to glare at Jiang Tian as she asked, “You brought him to drink?”
盛王的一举一动都很稳定,除了有一次换鞋时摇晃了一下,几乎看不出有什么不对劲。不过,江鸥一看到,确实嗅到了不对劲的味道。她转头瞪了江甜一眼,问道:“你带他来喝酒了?


“You think that’s possible?” Jiang Tian said.
“你认为这有可能吗?”江甜说。


“That’s true.” Jiang Ou was as familiar as she could be with her own son. He might not even show up for meal gatherings like this, there was no way he would bring Sheng Wang and challenge him to drinks or something. “He drank it himself?”
“这是真的。”江鸥对自己的儿子非常熟悉。他可能连这样的聚餐都不会出现,他不可能带着盛王来挑战他喝酒什么的。“他自己喝的?”


“Mm.”
“嗯。”






Sheng Wang squatted as he untied his shoelaces. His fingers were clean, slender, and pale, there was no clumsiness that came from being a drunkard to be found. It was just that he was overly slow and leisurely as he did that. The plastic bag full of medicine was set aside next to his feet. Jiang Tian bent over to go take it, but Sheng Wang covered it with quick reflexes.
盛王蹲下身子,解开鞋带。他的手指干净、修长、苍白,没有酒鬼的笨拙。只是他这样做时过于缓慢和悠闲。装满药品的塑料袋被放在他的脚边。江甜弯腰要去接,却被盛王反应迅速地捂住了。


“I’m just taking something,” Jiang Tian said.
“我只是拿点东西,”江甜说道。


Sheng Wang looked up at him. Maybe it was because they were too close to each other or something, he only swept a glance before he looked down, said an ‘Oh’, and his hand uncovered half of the bag.
盛王抬头看着他。也许是他们距离太近了什么,他只扫了一眼就低头,“哦”了一声,手就捂开了半个包。






Jiang Tian took out two small dark green jars, stood up straight and passed it to Jiang Ou.
江甜拿出两个墨绿色的小罐子,站直身子递给江鸥。


When she got scalded, it was this ointment that Auntie Sun applied on her. She had a deep impression of it, and recognised it with a single look. She stared at the small round jars for quite a while, before she finally looked up and tenderly said, “You got out of the way to buy it?”
当她烫伤时,孙阿姨给她涂的正是这种药膏。她对它印象很深,一眼就认出了它。她盯着小圆罐子看了好一会儿,终于抬起头温柔地说:“你让开了买来的?


Jiang Tian changed his shoes with the support of the door frame. He said without even looking up, “It was on the way.”
江甜在门框的支撑下换了鞋。他头也不抬地说:“正在路上。


“Stubborn.” Jiang Ou grumbled, and then looked at Sheng Wang, full of worry. “Speaking of medicine, I thought that he definitely had a cold when he left the house this morning then. Listen at that nasally voice of his. I already got some medicine, but he drank so much, he can’t take it now either.”
“固执。”江鸥嘟囔一声,然后看向盛王,满脸担忧。“说到药,我以为他今天早上出门时肯定感冒了。听听他那鼻音。我已经拿了点药,但他喝了那么多,现在也吃不下了。






“Forget about it,” Jiang Tian shot a glance at Sheng Wang, “wait until he’s sober.”
“算了,”江甜看了盛王一眼,“等他清醒了再说。


Sheng Wang stood up with a drag of his slippers, and did not forget to bring the plastic bag along either. Jiang Ou saw ‘Fuzhong School Hospital’ printed on top, and asked Jiang Tian in some disbelief, “You bought it for him?”
盛王拖着拖鞋站了起来,也不忘带上塑料袋。江鸥看到上面印着'福中学校医院',有些难以置信地问江天:“是你给他买的?


“He bought it himself.”
“他自己买的。”


Jiang Tian lifted his school bag’s strap, and was about to head upstairs.
江甜掀开书包的带子,正要上楼。






“Eh? Don’t run away yet.” Jiang Ou did not think too much about it, she only tugged at him and said, “Bring Xiao-Wang to go sit on the sofa for a while, I’ll go make some honey water.”
“呃?先别跑。江鸥没有多想,只是拉了拽他说:“带小王去沙发上坐一会儿,我去泡点蜂蜜水。






The items in the kitchen were all arranged by Auntie Sun. Jiang Ou only moved in a short while ago, and was still not used to it. She unconsciously opened the leftmost cupboard door, and stuck her hand inside for a jar of honey, only to realise that this cupboard held an unused electric stove and a pot.
厨房里的物品都是孙阿姨安排的,江鸥才搬进来不久,还是不习惯。她不自觉地打开了最左边的橱柜门,把手伸进去拿一罐蜂蜜,才发现这个橱柜里放着一个没用过的电炉和一个锅。


She was stupefied for a moment, and stood in front of the cupboard for a long while.
她愣了一下,在橱柜前站了好一会儿。






She actually did understand Jiang Tian’s many levels of discomfort, as even she herself was unable to completely adapt to living here yet. She met Ji HuanYu when she was fifteen, got together with him when she was eighteen, got married when she was twenty-two, and got divorced when she was thirty-four. Only six years later did she then move away from the place they had lived in for years.
她其实确实理解江天的许多不适,因为就连她自己也还无法完全适应这里的生活。她十五岁认识了纪欢玉,十八岁和他在一起,二十二岁结婚,三十四岁离婚。仅仅六年后,她就搬离了他们居住多年的地方。


How could one simply change the habits they got from living in a place for such a long time on a whim.
一个人怎么能随心所欲地改变他们在一个地方生活这么久所养成的习惯呢?






Yet, she was relatively lucky too. They got a divorce due to a divergence in ideology, and no heavy damage was dealt. Jiang Tian was mature enough that he did not need anyone to fret over him at all, and Sheng Mingyang was incredibly respectful towards her. Even Ji HuanYu continued to do his duty as the birth father.
然而,她也相对幸运。他们因意识形态分歧而离婚,没有造成重大损害。江甜已经足够成熟,根本不需要任何人为他心,盛明阳对她无比尊重。就连纪欢玉也继续履行着生父的职责。


At least, she did not waste 40 years of her life.
至少,她没有浪费40年的生命。






Jiang Ou searched everywhere in the kitchen, then she remembered that Auntie Sun once mentioned that she placed the honey on top of the fridge.
江鸥在厨房里到处找,这时她想起孙阿姨曾经提到过,她把蜂蜜放在了冰箱的顶部。


There was water she set to maintain the temperature at 40℃ in the kitchen, intending it for Sheng Wang’s medicine. She made a cup of honey lemon, took a spoon with a long handle and stirred as she walked towards the living room.
厨房里有她设置的水,将温度保持在 40°C,打算给盛王吃药。她泡了一杯蜂蜜柠檬,拿着一把长柄勺子搅拌着,一边朝客厅走去。






The lights were not switched on in the living room, only the floor lamp at the side of the sofa was lit. The warm light made a circle of light, and the two boys sat right beneath that light.
客厅的灯没有开,只有沙发边的落地灯被点亮。温暖的光线形成了一个光圈,两个男孩就坐在那道光的正下方。






Jiang Tian’s long legs were curled up, his knees reached above the sofa and the coffee table. He reached over to whisk out a book from the bag at his legs, and flipped through it in complete boredom. The lapel on his spacious school uniform sagged, revealing the t-shirt inside.
江甜的大长腿蜷缩着,膝盖伸到沙发和茶几上方。他伸手从腿上的袋子里掏出一本书,完全无聊地翻了翻。他宽敞的校服上的翻领下垂,露出了里面的 T 恤。






Sheng Wang sat next to him, with a distance of half a person. It was neither near nor far.
盛王坐在他旁边,距离有半个人。它既不近也不远。


He sat cross-legged with a cushion he randomly grabbed on his lap. One arm propped his head against the cushion, the other hand was squeezing a corner of the cushion.
他盘腿而坐,腿上随意抓了个垫子。一只手臂将头靠在垫子上,另一只手捏着垫子的一角。


He stared at an empty space, at the boundary between the kitchen and the balcony. He was zoning out.
他盯着一片空旷的空间,看着厨房和阳台的边界。他正在打瞌睡。






Ever since they moved in, this was the first time Sheng Wang was this relaxed in front of people.
自从他们搬进来以来,这是盛王第一次在人前如此轻松。


Jiang Ou was incredibly self aware. She knew that this way of relaxation was definitely not because of her, but rather, more like a form of subconscious habit—
江鸥非常有自知之明。她知道,这种放松方式绝对不是因为她,而更像是一种潜意识的习惯——


Sheng Wang was used to sitting cross legged at the corner of the sofa like that, like he had been waiting for someone for a long time.
盛王习惯了这样盘腿坐在沙发的角落里,就像等了很久的人一样。






Jiang Ou paused in her steps, suddenly unsure if she should even go over anymore.
江鸥的脚步停了下来,突然不知道自己是否应该再过去了。






It was still Jiang Tian who caught a glimpse of her through the corner of his eyes, and lifted his head.
还是江甜从眼角余光瞥见了她,抬起头来。


He let the hand holding the book dangle down, and asked, “Done?”
他让拿着书的手垂下来,问道:“完成了?


“Mm.” Jiang Ou then walked again, stirring the honey water as she did so.
“嗯。”江鸥随后又走了起来,一边搅拌着蜂蜜水。






The long handle knocked against the glass of the cup, making light clinging noises. Sheng Wang finally came back to himself after the long daydream on the spot. In that moment he turned around, his eyes were red.
长柄敲打着杯子的玻璃杯,发出轻微的粘贴声。盛王在现场做了漫长的白日梦后,终于回过神来。那一刻,他转过身来,眼眶红了。






Even Jiang Tian was startled.
就连江甜都吓了一跳。


“Xiao-Wang?” Jiang Ou softly called.
“小王?”江鸥轻声叫道。


Sheng Wang hurriedly lowered his eyes. He wore his slippers, grabbed his bag and that bag of medicine and mumbled, “I’m super sleepy, I’m heading up first.”
盛王连忙垂下眼眸。他穿着拖鞋,抓起包和那袋药,喃喃自语:“我好困,我先上去了。






“Eh?” Before Jiang Ou could say anything, he already went upstairs. The footsteps that went all the way into his room alternated in light and heavy steps, and with a click of the door locking, there was no more movement.
“嗯?”江鸥还没来得及说什么,他就已经上了楼。一路走进他房间的脚步声轻重交替,门锁咔嚓一声,再也没有动静。






Jiang Ou held the cup in her hands. Moments later, she sighed, “He probably missed his mom.”
江鸥手里拿着杯子。片刻之后,她叹了口气,“他可能想念他妈妈。


Another while later, Jiang Tian finally retracted his gaze from the staircase. His lips moved, but he did not say anything at all.
又过了一会儿,江甜终于将目光从楼梯上收回。他的嘴唇动了动,却什么也没说。


“Still, he has to drink the honey water somehow, if not the hangover tomorrow morning will give him a run for it.” Jiang Ou muttered. “How about I’ll just bring it up for him.”
“不过,他还是得以某种方式喝下蜂蜜水,如果不是明天早上的宿醉会让他跑掉。”江鸥喃喃道。“不如我给他提出来。”






However, she was still a little hesitant.
然而,她还是有些犹豫。


Boys at this age were especially concerned about their personal space. They always tried to separate themselves from their seniors. One cannot go inside as they feel like, one cannot touch their things as they feel like, the world upstairs and downstairs are two independent worlds.
这个年龄段的男孩特别关心自己的个人空间。他们总是试图将自己与前辈分开。一个人不能随心所欲地进去,不能随心所欲地触摸他们的东西,楼上和楼下的世界是两个独立的世界。






As she fretted, the cup in her hand was taken away by someone.
就在她焦头烂额的时候,她手中的杯子被人拿走了。


Jiang Tian held the cup in his hands, and slung his bag over his shoulders. “I’ll give it to him, you go sleep first.”
江甜手里拿着杯子,把包扛在肩上。“我给他,你先睡觉吧。”






*


Sheng Wang changed a place to sit cross-legged at.
盛王换了一个地方盘腿而坐。


He sat on his bed, and stared at his opened bag and the plastic bag with medicine for a long time. He could not recall what it was he wanted to do.
他坐在床上,盯着自己打开的袋子和装有药的塑料袋,久久不绝。他不记得自己想做什么。






Just as his legs were going numb from being crossed, something sticking to his thigh vibrated.
就在他的双腿因交叉而麻木时,粘在他大腿上的东西震动了起来。


Sheng Wang digested that information for a while, and took the phone out of his pocket.
盛王消化了一会儿这些信息,从口袋里掏出了手机。






There was a new message on WeChat.
微信上又有一条新消息。


Jiang Tian: .
江天:。


Sheng Wang held the send button, and said lazily: What for—
盛王拿着发送键,懒洋洋地说:干什么——






He suspected that the other person was making sure he was still alive.
他怀疑对方是在确保他还活着。


Soon enough, the next message came.
很快,下一条消息就来了。






Jiang Tian: Is the door locked?
江甜:门锁着吗?


Canned: “Nope— ”
罐头:“不——”


Jiang Tian: I’m entering then.
江天:那我进去了。






Sheng Wang, “???”
王盛,《???》


He stared at the chat interface, and before he realised what just happened, he heard someone knock on his bedroom door, unlocked the door and came in.
他盯着聊天界面,还没等他意识到刚刚发生了什么,就听到有人敲了敲他的卧室门,打开门锁进来了。






This ought to be the first time Jiang Tian ever entered this bedroom. But, he did not look around, he did not express any curiosity about the interior decor. He only walked straight to the bed, and settled the cup down on the bedside cabinet.
这应该是江天第一次进入这间卧室了。但是,他没有环顾四周,也没有对室内装饰表示任何好奇。他只是径直走到床边,把杯子放在床头柜上。






“Drink this.” Jiang Tian said.
“喝这个。”江甜说。


Maybe it was the overwhelming silence of the surroundings in the middle of the night, maybe it was because he was very close to him. The pitch of his voice was low, and yet he could clearly hear the grainy texture in his voice.
也许是深夜周围铺天盖地的寂静,也许是因为他离他很近。他的声音很低沉,但他能清楚地听出他声音中的颗粒感。






Sheng Wang rubbed his right ear and said, “Oh, I’ll drink it later.”
盛王揉了揉右耳,说:“哦,我一会儿喝吧。


As a result, Jiang Tian did not leave.
结果,江甜没有离开。






Sheng Wang stood off against him for a while. Due to the increasing weight of his eyelids, he lost the stand off entirely by himself. He took the glass cup, and chugged it down by the mouthful, all properly.
盛王与他对峙了一会儿。由于眼睑的重量越来越重,他完全失去了对峙。他接过玻璃杯,一口一口地喝了下去,一切都很合适。


“What’s this water? It’s too sweet.” He only remembered to show his distaste after he finished it.
“这是什么水?太甜了。他只记得在做完之后表现出他的厌恶。


“Dish water, for curing hangovers.” An answer like this came bouncing out of Jiang Tian.
“洗碗水,用于治疗宿醉。”这样的回答从江天身上弹了出来。


Sheng Wang, “???”
王盛,《???》


“Forget it,” Jiang Tian stuck his hand out, “give me the cup.”
“算了,”江甜伸出手,“把杯子给我。






“No.” Sheng Wang dodged his hand. He grasped the cup, and frowned as he said, “Hold on for a bit, I still have something to do.”
“没有。”盛王躲开了他的手。他抓着杯子,皱着眉头说:“等一下,我还有事要做。


“What?”
“什么?”


“I don’t know. It’s been a long while and I still can’t recall.”
“我不知道。已经过去很长时间了,我仍然不记得了。


“......”






Sheng Wang maintained this position as he contemplated for a good while. Out of his peripheral view, the hand Jiang Tian stuck out retracted, and rested on the back of the chair at the side of the table. He was waiting for him with what little patience he had.
王盛保持着这个姿势,沉思了好一会儿。从他的余光中,江天伸出的手缩了回来,搭在了桌边的椅背上。他用他所拥有的一点耐心等着他。






Sheng Wang suddenly lightly let out an ‘oh’, and said, “I remember now.”
盛王突然轻轻“哦”了一声,说:“我现在想起来了。


“Speak.” Jiang Tian lifted his chin.
“说吧。”江甜抬起下巴。


“Did you not finish your words back on the car or something?”
“你不是在车上什么的话说完吗?”


“Did I?” Jiang Tian said.
“我有吗?”江甜说。


There really was barely an expression on his face. It was hard to tell if he really forgot, or he was asking that on purpose.
他的脸上真的几乎没有表情。很难说他是真的忘记了,还是故意问的。






“You did.” The drunkard’s brain was quite functional at this moment, and he could even repeat the details, “I said other people all thought that we are familiar with each other, but in reality we barely spoke to each other. You said an ‘actually’, and then there was nothing.”
“你做到了。”酒鬼此刻的大脑还算运转,他甚至可以重复细节,“我说别人都以为我们很熟,但实际上我们几乎没有说话。你说了一个'实际上',然后什么都没有。






Sheng Wang’s wrist rested on his knee, his fingertips loosely holding the cup. He looked at Jiang Tian, with the light from the desk lamp reflected in his eyes, it gave people the illusion that he was sober.
盛王的手腕搭在膝盖上,指尖松松垮垮地握着杯子。他看着江天,台灯的光芒映入眼帘,给人一种他清醒的错觉。


“Actually, then what?” he asked.
“其实,然后呢?”






The fingers Jiang Tian were propping against the back of the chair lightly tapped twice. He lowered his eyes, as if he was recalling.
江甜撑在椅背上的手指轻轻敲了两下。他垂下眼睛,仿佛在回忆。


After a long time he finally spoke. “I said we could give it a try.”
过了很久,他终于开口了。“我说我们可以试一试。”


“Try what?”
“试试什么?”


“Try to be more familiar.”
“试着更熟悉。”






Chapter 018 - Homework Spotcheck
第018章 家庭作业抽查






He’s The One Who’s Dead, He Did Not Do A Single Subject At All
他是死了的人,他根本没有做任何主题






That night, a certain drunkard went to sleep perfectly satisfied.
那天晚上,一个酒鬼非常满意地睡着了。


The second morning, he woke up with a start.
第二天早上,他醒来时突然开始。






The time on his phone showed that it was 5.37am, there was still more than 30 minutes until his daily alarm rang. The air condition hummed at a low speed. Sheng Wang rethinked his life as he sat on his bed, hugging his pillow.
他手机上的时间显示是凌晨5点37分,距离他的每日闹钟响起还有30多分钟。空调低速嗡嗡作响。盛王坐在床上,抱着枕头,重新思考着自己的生活。


There were three major laws for Newton, there were two major conflicts for socialism. 16 years of his life, and there was only one thing he could not figure out—
牛顿有三大定律,社会主义有两大冲突。16年的人生,只有一件事他想不通——


Why do people drink?
人们为什么要喝酒?






He drank five mugs last night, and lost his entire lifetime supply of face because of that.
昨晚他喝了五杯,因此失去了一生的面子。


Let’s recall what he did. The killer would be what he said to Jiang Tian. Were those even words of a human? Words like that, even if someone gave him ten thousand dollars, he would refuse to let it leave his mouth at all.
让我们回忆一下他的所作所为。凶手就是他对江天说的话。这些话甚至是人类的话吗?那样的话,哪怕有人给他一万块钱,他也根本不肯让它离开他的嘴。






He wanted to smother himself to death on the bed. However, after trying for five minutes, his phone vibrated. He groped around all zombie-like, and hauled it over. It was a notification about a transfer into his bank account, the transferer was his dad.
他想把自己闷死在床上。然而,在尝试了五分钟后,他的手机震动了。他像僵尸一样摸索着,然后把它拖了过来。这是关于转入他银行账户的通知,转账人是他的父亲。


Who knew what international time zone Sheng Mingyang was living with right now, he gave him money for some mysterious reason that early in the morning.
谁知道盛明阳现在生活在哪个国际时区,他就在那个清晨,出于某种神秘的原因给了他钱。






Sheng Wang switched to WeChat, wanting to send his dad a voice message. However, the moment he went in he saw Jiang Tian, who was all the way at the top. The last message was at 11+ last night, said content was still that ‘Then I’m entering.”
盛王切换到微信,想给爸爸发一条语音信息。然而,当他进去的那一刻,他看到了一路高高在上的江天。最后一条消息是昨晚 11+,说的内容仍然是“那我要进去了”。


With a shake of his hand, he left the app again.
握了握手,他再次离开了应用程序。






In the end it was still Sheng Mingyang who sent a message first. Sheng Wang directly accessed it from his notification panel.
最后还是盛明阳先发了信息。盛王直接从他的通知面板中访问了它。


His dad’s message was a forwarded message with much middle age energy to it, saying that the weather had been erratic lately, young people who often stay in air-conditioned rooms for a long time would often run into all sorts of minor health troubles, it should be flu season now.
他爸爸的留言是转发的一条颇具中年能量的留言,说最近天气反复无常,经常长时间呆在空调房里的年轻人,经常会遇到各种小健康问题,现在应该是流感季节了。


Sheng Wang sniffled, thinking that his dad probably acquired clairvoyance.
盛王吸了吸鼻子,心想他爸大概是获得了千里眼。






With his cold and hangover, his throat was parched to the point of cracking open. He was guilty enough to not dare send voice messages, and so he could only type.
由于寒冷和宿醉,他的喉咙干得快要裂开了。他很内疚,不敢发送语音信息,所以他只能打字。






Canned: Dad, why did you suddenly send me money?
罐头:爸,你怎么突然给我寄钱了?


Encyclopedia of Good Health: I sent it the moment I recalled. Why are you up so early today?
身体健康百科全书:我回忆起来的那一刻就发了。你今天怎么起这么早?


Canned: Hardworking.
罐头:勤奋。


Encyclopedia of Good Health: [thumbs up]
身体健康百科全书: [竖起大拇指]


Encyclopedia of Good Health: Then you should be leaving for school already. Remember to eat your breakfast.
身体健康百科全书:那你应该已经去上学了。记得吃早餐。


Canned: Okay.
罐头:好的。






Sheng Wang closed his WeChat, and saw that it was 5.45am on his phone. Comrade Sheng Mingyang gave him a new way out. Though he lost his face, weren’t his legs perfectly fine? While nobody’s up at this time, he could probably sneak to school!
盛王关闭了自己的微信,看到手机已经是凌晨5点45分了。盛明阳同志给了他一条新的出路。虽然他失去了脸,但他的腿不是完全没问题吗?虽然此时没有人起床,但他可能会偷偷去学校!






He took action the moment he decided. Sheng Wang immediately jumped off the bed and rushed into the bathroom, took a quick shower and thoroughly blow-dried his hair with a quiet hair dryer. 5.53am, he grabbed his school jacket, grabbed his bag and was about to leave.
他在做出决定的那一刻就采取了行动。盛王立即跳下床冲进卫生间,快速洗了个澡,用静音吹风机彻底吹干了头发。凌晨 5 点 53 分,他抓起校服,抓起包准备离开。


His hand was already touching the doorknob before he pouted and retreated back to the bed. That bag full of medicine was quietly lying down beside his pillow. He grabbed his bangs, and fretted for a while before deciding to toss the bag into his bag anyways.
他的手已经碰到了门把手,然后他撅起嘴,退回床上。那个装满药的袋子静静地躺在他的枕头边。他抓起刘海,烦恼了一会儿,然后决定还是把袋子扔进包里。






With this back and forth, he was delayed by two minutes, and young master Sheng finally met his retribution—
就这样来来回回,耽误了两分钟,盛少爷终于迎来了报应——


The moment he opened his bedroom door, he saw Jiang Tian walking out next door with a bag in his hands.
打开卧室门的那一刻,就看到隔壁的江甜手里拿着一个包走了出来。






Shit.
妈的。


Sheng Wang’s mind went blank, and instantly shut the door again. He squatted behind the door, burying his face in his palms, feeling like life was too unpredictable.
盛王脑子一片空白,瞬间又关上了门。他蹲在门后,把脸埋在手心,感觉生活太难料了。






What was most unpredictable was that he only squatted for two seconds before someone knocked on his bedroom door. If this was yesterday, there was no way this would have happened. Jiang Tian would have eaten something wrong before he would even go knock on his door.
最让人捉摸不透的是,他只蹲了两秒钟,就有人敲开了卧室的门。如果这是昨天,就不可能发生这种事。江天还没去敲他的门,就已经吃错了。


But today…...everything was possible.
但今天......一切皆有可能。






Look, didn’t that just happen—
看,这不是刚刚发生的吗——


Sheng Wang’s phone vibrated once, causing goosebumps popping up all over his body. When he opened it, it was a new WeChat message.
盛王的手机震动了一次,让他浑身起鸡皮疙瘩。打开一看,是一条新的微信。


Jiang Tian: ?
江天:?






Sheng Wang rubbed his face until his face went out of shape, and silently brokedown for a moment before he finally typed.
盛王揉了揉脸,直到脸走样,默默崩溃了片刻,才终于打了。


Canned: Diarrhoea.
罐头:腹泻。


Jiang Tian: ……
江田:......






He didn’t know if the other person bought into his bullshit, either way Sheng Wang hoped he bought into it. For the sake of extra realism, he ditched his slippers, and quietly snuck into the bathroom while barefooted. He flushed the toilet.
他不知道对方是否相信他的胡说八道,不管怎样,盛王都希望他相信。为了更加真实,他扔掉了拖鞋,赤脚悄悄地溜进了浴室。他冲了马桶。


Only when he heard the footsteps go downstairs, Sheng Wang then tossed his bag, and sat at the edge of the bathtub.
只听到脚步声下楼,盛王才扔了个包,坐在浴缸边上。






If he could, he would like to spend the rest of his life there. Still, he had to go to school.
如果可以的话,他想在那里度过余生。尽管如此,他还是必须去上学。


Sheng Wang managed to sit at the edge all the way until 6.15am. Judging from the usual schedule, Jiang Tian should have finished his breakfast by now, and would leave after packing his bag.
王盛设法一直坐在边缘,直到早上 6 点 15 分。从平时的日程安排来看,江甜现在应该已经吃完了早餐,收拾好行李就走了。






He dilly dallied for a few more minutes, and was finally sufficiently mentally prepared. He slung his bag on his shoulders, and calmly left the bedroom. Just as he went down, he heard Jiang Ou ask, “Is there medicine for diarrhoea at home?”
他又呆呆地呆了几分钟,终于做好了充分的心理准备。他把包扛在肩上,平静地离开了卧室。刚下去,就听到江鸥问:“家里有治腹泻的药吗?


Auntie Sun replied, “Let me think, there should be. I prepared all commonly used medicine, I’ll go find it.”
孙阿姨回答说:“让我想想,应该有。我把常用的药都准备好了,我去找。






She walked towards the storage from the kitchen, and came face to face with Sheng Wang who just came downstairs.
她从厨房朝储藏室走去,与刚下楼的盛王面对面。


“Xiao-Wang, you’re here now?” Auntie Sun said, “Aiyoyo, look at that look on your face. Is your stomach still hurting?”
“小王,你现在来了?”孙阿姨说:“爱悠悠,你看你脸上的那个神情。你的胃还疼吗?






Her voice was not soft, it was enough to attract other people’s attention in the house.
她的声音并不轻柔,足以引起屋内其他人的注意。


Sheng Wang subconsciously shot a glance at the living room sofa, only to see Jiang Tian’s hand, previously packing his bag, stopped, and lifted his head to look at him. Sheng Wang was that close to escaping back upstairs from being looked at.
盛王下意识地看了一眼客厅沙发,只见江恬之前收拾好包的手,停了下来,抬起头看向他。盛王差点逃回楼上,以免被人注视。






“Xiao-Wang, come have some porridge, put something in your stomach.”
“小王,来喝点粥,放点东西进肚子里。”


Jiang Ou poked her head out from the area with the dining table, and waved at him. She had learned her lesson today, and wore a pair of heat-proof gloves. She looked more gentle than before. Sheng Wang initially wanted to say that he wasn’t really hungry, but when he thought of the specially made honey water last night, he ended up sitting at the table after a moment of hesitation.
江鸥从餐桌上探出头来,朝他挥了挥手。她今天吸取了教训,戴着一副防热手套。她看起来比以前更温柔了。盛王原本想说自己并不是真的饿了,但一想到昨晚特制的蜂蜜水,他犹豫片刻后最终坐在了餐桌旁。






“......Thank you, auntie.” Sheng Wang’s throat was tight, his voice was stiff.
“......谢谢阿姨。盛王喉咙一紧,声音僵硬。


Sheng Mingyang had always been trying to get him to accept a new ‘mom’, a new ‘older brother’, but he could only make himself call her till that degree.
盛明阳一直想让他接受一个新的'妈妈',一个新的'哥哥',但他只能让自己叫她,直到那个程度。






Unexpectedly, Jiang Ou was clearly overjoyed.
没想到,江鸥显然是喜出望外。


She settled the porridge in front of Sheng Wang, gave a small laugh and said, “Calling me that is fine.”
她在盛王面前结清了粥,微微一笑说:“叫我那就好了。


Sheng Wang paused.
盛王顿了顿。


Jiang Ou said, “Hey, you and Xiao-Tian are classmates after all, thinking of me as your classmate’s mom or neighbour will do. Auntie is just carrying out your dad’s request, and will take care of you a little, and feed you when he’s not around. If I put it like this, do you feel a little better now?”
江鸥说:“哎,你和小天毕竟是同学,把我当成你同学的妈妈或者邻居就可以了。阿姨只是执行你爸的要求,会照顾你一点,他不在的时候给你喂饭。如果我这样说,你现在是不是感觉好一点了?






The sunlight in the morning was pale, and the juxtaposition added a sense of gentleness for a person. She still closely resembled that person who passed away, and Sheng Wang did not dare to keep on looking. He lowered his eyes and scooped the porridge.
清晨的阳光苍白,并置的对一个人来说,增添了一份温柔感。她还是和那个逝去的人酷似,盛王不敢再继续看下去了。他垂下眼睛,舀起粥。


As long as he did not look…...it was like it really wasn’t that hard to accept anymore.
只要他不看......就好像真的不再那么难接受了。






Sheng Wang busied himself with drinking a few mouthfuls, and replied with a low ‘mm’.
盛王忙着喝了几口,低声“嗯”了一声应了一句。


Jiang Ou smiled again.
江鸥又笑了。






Ah, women, when she’s in a good mood you could never tell what she would be capable of — Sheng Wang was right in the middle of eating porridge, when he suddenly heard Jiang Ou ask in the direction of the living room, “You’re changing your shoes now?”
啊,女人,当她心情好的时候,你永远也看不清她会做什么——盛王正好在吃粥的时候,突然听到江鸥朝客厅的方向问道:“你现在要换鞋了?






Sheng Wang knew who she was talking to, but he did not want to look up. He only shot a glance from the edge of the bowl.
盛王知道她在和谁说话,但他不想抬头。他只从碗边看了一眼。


Jiang Tian stood at the entrance hall with his bag. It looked like he planned to leave already.
江甜提着包站在门厅。看起来他已经打算离开了。






Sheng Wang internally said, good, hurry up and leave.
盛王心里说,好,赶紧走吧。


However, Jiang Ou said, “It’s already this time, why don’t you wait for Xiao-Wang?”
然而,江鸥却说:“已经是这个时候了,你为什么不等小王呢?






Sheng Wang did not manage to swallow the spoonful of porridge that just entered his mouth yet, and became solid on the spot.
盛王还没能咽下刚进嘴的那一勺粥,当场就结实了。


Jiang Tian’s movement paused a little, and seriously let go of the door knob after a moment of hesitation. He leaned against the cabinet at the entrance hall, dug out his phone and started scrolling through it. Even though he did not reply, his position said everythingーhe seriously started waiting for him.
江恬的动作稍稍停顿,犹疑片刻后认真松开了门把手。他靠在入口大厅的柜子上,掏出手机开始滚动浏览。尽管他没有回复,但他的位置说明了一切——他认真地开始等他。






Fuck.
他妈的。


Sheng Wang choked, and coughed until he nearly passed away.
盛王哽咽着,咳嗽得差点死去。






6.40am, Sheng Wang finally finished the last mouthful of porridge, and could no longer delay anymore. He boarded the car with Jiang Tian.
早上6点40分,盛王终于喝完了最后一口粥,不能再耽搁了。他和江甜一起登上了车。


It was the first time he managed to drive the two of them at once, Uncle Xiao-Chen was incredibly excited. He talked non-stop the moment he started driving, and only after talking for five minutes later, then he realised that something was wrong.
这是他第一次同时开车送他们两个人,小陈叔叔兴奋得无比。他一开车就不停地说话,聊了五分钟后,他才意识到不对劲。


The mood in the backseats was extremely heavy. Young master Sheng Wang usually slumped on the seats like a quadriplegic, in whatever position that made him feel the most comfortable. Today however, he sat all proper and upright, staring straight ahead.
后座的气氛异常沉重。盛王少爷平时像个四肢瘫痪的人一样瘫坐在座位上,摆着什么让他感觉最舒服的姿势。然而今天,他坐得端正,直视着前方。






Xiao-Chen had no clue what was going on, and sat up a little straighter.
小陈不知道发生了什么,坐直了一点。






The car ran into a mild traffic jam near the school. Sheng Wang’s fingers tapped on his knee, counting by seconds. He had never felt that the road to school was this long.
这辆车在学校附近遇到了轻微的交通拥堵。盛王的手指敲打着他的膝盖,以秒为单位数着。他从未觉得上学的路这么长。


Jiang Tian was sitting right next to him. From the corner of his eyes, he could see a white earpiece stuffed in his ears, and his head was lowered as he browsed through his phone. Judging by the colour of his screen, it was probably a certain English newspaper.
江甜就坐在他旁边。从眼角的余光里,他可以看到耳朵里塞着一个白色的听筒,他低着头浏览着手机。从他屏幕的颜色来看,很可能是某家英文报纸。






How fascinating, that even though he did not become extra friendly or anything, Sheng Wang could feel that his entire person seemed to be different.
多么令人着迷,即使他没有变得特别友好什么的,盛王也能感觉到他的整个人似乎都不一样了。


While in the jam, he flipped through two more pages, and the English newspaper finally reached its end.
在堵塞期间,他又翻了两页,英文报纸终于结束了。






The traffic started moving again. Xiao-Chen spun the wheel, and the car took a turn into Fuzhong Road. The sun moved from the back to the right, and shined in through the car window, draping all over Sheng Wang.
交通又开始流动了。小陈转动方向盘,车子转入了福中路。太阳从后面移到右边,透过车窗照进来,披在盛王身上。






Jiang Tian, who was next to him, suddenly opened his mouth and asked, “Sober now?”
旁边的江恬突然张口问道:“现在清醒了?


Sheng Wang let out an ‘Mm’, and said, “Yeah.”
盛王'嗯'了一声,说:“是啊。


“Do you still remember what happened last night?” Jiang Tian asked again.
“你还记得昨晚的事情吗?”江甜又问道。


“It’s all blank afterwards.” Sheng Wang sheepishly said.
“之后一切都是空白的。”盛王不好意思地说。






The car was silent for a good while, and no one said a single word. Xiao-Chen shot them a glance via the rearview mirror, Sheng Wang shifted his gaze to look out the window.
车内沉寂了好一会儿,没有人说一句话。小陈通过后视镜看了他们一眼,盛旺将目光转移到窗外。


He licked his lips as he squinted. He suddenly felt that the sunlight was too piercing, and it was annoying.
他眯着眼睛舔了舔嘴唇。他突然觉得阳光太刺眼了,很烦人。






Yet a few more seconds later, he finally heard Jiang Tian toss out a line, in a voice that was neither hot nor cold, “I just knew it.”
然而又过了几秒,他终于听到江甜抛出一句台词,声音不热不冷,“我才知道。


The moment his words ended, Uncle Xiao-Chen braked. They stopped outside the school gates, and Jiang Tian exited the car, his bag in his hands, and not a single glance back.
话音刚落,小陈叔叔就刹了下来。他们停在校门外,江甜下了车,手里拿着包,没有回头看一眼。






Sheng Wang and Uncle Xiao-Chen could only look at each other in dismay in the car.
盛王和小陈叔叔只能在车上沮丧地对视一眼。


Xiao-Chen said, “What got him mad?”
小陈说:“什么让他生气了?


Sheng Wang gave a dry laugh, “It’s my fault.”
盛王干笑一声,“是我的错。


He actually was mentally prepared that Jiang Tian had an eighty-ninety percent chance of being upset with that statement. Yet, the moment he really saw the person freeze back up, he felt a little regretful all of a sudden.
他其实是有心理准备的,江甜有八百九十的几率对这句话感到不高兴。然而,当他真正看到那个人僵住的那一刻,他顿时感到有些遗憾。






His face or Jiang Tian, one had to go, right?
他的脸还是江天,一个必须去吧?


Logic told him, keep his face.
逻辑告诉他,保持他的脸。






Sheng Wang went into Mingli Block via passing through the shade of the parasol trees. Before he even entered the classroom, he already felt the strange atmosphere.
盛王穿过遮阳伞树荫进入了明丽街区。还没等他进入教室,他就已经感受到了那种异样的气氛。


There was still five minutes until 7am, under normal conditions, Class A was basically a noisy market. There should be a boiling cauldron of noises, and extraordinary liveliness, yet today was exceptionally proper.
距离早上 7 点还有五分钟,正常情况下,A 类基本上是嘈杂的市场。应该有沸腾的大锅喧闹,还有非凡的热闹,但今天却异常合适。






The moment he entered, he finally knew why—
进去的那一刻,他终于知道为什么——


The first two periods of today were English. Jing-jie usually entered the class right on the dot. However, she made an exception for today, and came by early. She did not stand at the teaching platform, instead, she stood in between the tiny walkways separating the tables. The forty plus mischievous kids did not go for the water banquet, and all remained properly in their seats. It was just that some were sitting, and some were standing.
今天的前两节是英语。静洁通常一开始就进入了班级。不过,她今天破例了,早早地来了。她没有站在教学台上,而是站在分隔桌子的小走道之间。四十多个调皮的孩子没有去参加水宴,他们都留在座位上。只是有的坐着,有的站着。






What is even going on? They were practising standing pose before they even start class? (1)
到底是怎么回事?他们在开始上课之前就练习站立姿势了?(1)


Sheng Wang sneaked into his seat, and looked around in a loss. Jiang Tian would be ignoring him for the time being. He patted Gao Tianyang’s shoulder, hoovered slightly over his desk and whispered, “How long has Jing-jie been here?”
盛王偷偷溜进座位,不知所措地环顾四周。江甜暂时会不理他。他拍了拍高天阳的肩膀,微微趴在办公桌上,低声道:“景杰来多久了?


Gao Tianyang’s back touched his table as he replied lowly, “Right before you, by like two three minutes.”
高天阳的背碰到了他的桌子,低声回答道:“就在你面前,差了两三分钟。


“What’s she so early for?”
“她这么早来干什么?”


“I don’t know who tattled, she’s here to conduct a spotcheck for the homework.”
“我不知道是谁在嘮叨,她是来抽查作业的。”






Gao Tianyang aspirated, “I’m gonna die, I didn’t do English.”
高天阳吐了口气,“我要死了,我没学英语。


Sheng Wang, “......”
王盛,《......》


He’s the one who’s going to die, he did not do a single subject.
他是那个要死的人,他没有做任何一门课。






Just as he was suffocating on the spot, Yang Jing had already reached their group, and started checking one by one from the front. As she checked, she said, “Some students’ have the wrong way of thinking, thinking that just because you are in a science class, you just need to be good in the three sciences. You think you can just blunder your way through language and English, and make do. As long as they don’t pull your score down it’s no big deal. People with this way of thinking, well, your brains have probably been polished, it must be especially smooth now.”
就在当场窒息的时候,杨靖已经到了他们那群人面前,开始从正面一一查看。她一边检查,一边说:“有些学生的思维方式是错误的,认为只要你上科学课,你只需要在三科上好。你认为你可以在语言和英语方面犯错,然后凑合着过日子。只要他们不降低你的分数,那没什么大不了的。有这种思维方式的人,嗯,你的脑子估计已经打磨过了,现在肯定特别顺利。






A few people could not hold themselves back, and let out a snort. Seeing how the atmosphere was they instantly stopped it in the tracks.
几个人按捺不住了,哼了一声。看到气氛如何,他们立即将它停在了轨道上。






“You have the nerve to laugh?” Yang Jing said, “”I beg you, please get it straight. You’re not just a normal science class, you are Class A. All the best teachers, the best resources go to all of you. Who are you trying to disgust by getting mediocre scores in the end? I know, we each have our own strengths, and some people genuinely aren’t good with English, I understand. I’m not a yaksha — quit trembling, why are you trembling? All of you always acted as if you’ve seen a ghost when you see me, you think I don’t know what you’re thinking?”
“你有胆量笑吗?”杨靖道:“求你了,请你说清楚。你不仅仅是一个普通的科学班,你是 A 班。所有最好的老师,最好的资源都归于你们所有人。你最终拿到平庸的分数是想让谁感到厌恶?我知道,我们每个人都有自己的优势,有些人真的英语不好,我理解。我不是夜叉——别颤抖了,你为什么颤抖?你们所有人看到我总是表现得好像看到了鬼一样,你以为我不知道你们在想什么?






“What I want is an attitude. As long as I can see your effort, no matter your scores I’ll find a way to praise you. But did you give it? Hell no! Some people, I could tell that he definitely didn’t do it even without checking. Right, Gao Tianyang?”
“我想要的是一种态度。只要我能看到你的努力,无论你的分数如何,我都会想办法表扬你。但你给了吗?见鬼不!有些人,我看得出来,即使没有检查,他也绝对没有这样做。对吧,高天阳?


Yang Jing finally arrived in front of Gao Tianyang, took a look at his paper, and gave a cold laugh. She knocked on his table as she said, “Take some initiative, stand up.”
杨静终于来到了高天阳面前,看了一眼他的论文,冷冷地笑了起来。她敲了敲他的桌子,说:“主动点,站起来。






“And some students, I don’t even need to check to know that he definitely did it—”
“还有一些学生,我甚至不需要检查就知道他确实做到了——”


As Yang Jing said that, she walked to Sheng Wang’s table and took a look. It was all blank.
杨静说着,走到盛王的桌子前看了一眼。一切都是空白的。






Yang Jing looked down, “......”
杨静低头,“......”


Sheng Wang looked up, “......”
盛王抬头,“......”


At that moment, the classroom was no different from the cemetery.
那一刻,教室和墓地没什么两样。






The next second, Yang Jing said softly and gently, “My face hurts, can you feel that?”(2)
下一秒,杨静轻声温柔地说:“我脸疼,你能感觉到吗?(2)


Sheng Wang did not dare to move.
盛王不敢动。






Yang Jing flicked his empty paper, saying, “Take this thing, grab a pen, and go stand outside the classroom.”
杨静弹了弹空纸,说:“拿着这个东西,拿笔,去教室外面站。


Sheng Wang covered his face, took his paper and a pen, and went out without any protest.
盛王捂着脸,拿着纸和笔,没有任何抗议就出去了。






The moment he left, he heard Yang Jing saying from the inside, “Aiyo, I’m so pissed now, I can’t be bothered to check anymore. Those who didn’t do your paper, show some initiative, and be like him. Take your pen and get out to do it. Don’t bother lying, I look past it if you go out on your own. If you choose to stubbornly stay inside the class and let me catch you, your week’s night self study belongs to me now.”
离开的那一刻,就听到杨静在里面说:“哎呀,我现在好生气了,懒得再检查了。那些没有做你的论文的人,表现出一些主动性,并像他一样。拿起你的笔,出去做吧。别费心撒谎,如果你自己出去,我会忽略它。如果你选择固执地呆在班里,让我抓住你,你一周晚上的自习现在就属于我了。






The instant after she spoke, the classroom rang with the noise of chairs shuffling around. A bunch of people filed out, and all came to accompany Sheng Wang.
她刚说完,教室里就响起了椅子拖来拖去的声音。一堆人排成一列,都来陪盛旺。


Just as he was counting how many people there were, there was suddenly a commotion in the classroom, like they were shocked at something.
正当他数着有多少人时,教室里突然传来一阵骚动,他们似乎被什么震惊了。






The people walking outside all looked back. Sheng Wang was also a little curious, and looked inside via the window. Then, he froze—
走在外面的人都回头看了一眼。盛王也有些好奇,透过窗户往里看。然后,他愣住了——


Because Jiang Tian stood up too, he grabbed his paper and joined the very end of the line.
因为江甜也站了起来,他抓起自己的纸,加入了队伍的最后一端。


That commotion just now must have been for him.
刚才的骚动一定是为他准备的。






Good news stays at home, but bad news spreads a thousand miles.
好消息留在国内,坏消息却传千里。


First period of morning class had not even started yet, and the whole level already knew the two insanely hot school princes were chased out of the class by the teacher. There were around 10 people in a row, and of the two of them, one stood at one end, the other person at the other. They had zero interaction, and were clearly on terrible terms.
第一节早课还没开始,整个层就已经知道两个疯狂火辣的校皇被老师赶出了班级。大约有10个人排成一排,两个人中,一个站在一端,另一个站在另一端。他们的互动为零,而且关系显然很糟糕。






Footnotes:
脚注:


A pose in chinese martial arts in general, considered one of the most basic forms for plenty of martial arts. To stand as sturdy as a wooden log.
一般来说,中国武术中的一种姿势,被认为是许多武术最基本的形式之一。像木头一样坚固。




What was not said was that that sentence implied she was ‘hit/slapped in the face’, meaning that she was proven wrong. Chinese internet slang: to be hit in the face is to be proven wrong.
没有说的是,这句话暗示她被“打/打脸”,这意味着她被证明是错误的。中国网络俚语:被打脸就是被证明是错的。






Chapter 019 - Delicious
第019章 美味






(1)






Canned: It’s My Bad
罐头:这是我的坏事






There’s usually two types of people when it comes to those who did particularly well in English in high school.
当谈到那些在高中英语成绩特别好的人时,通常有两种类型的人。


The first type would be able to dissect the sentence into subject, verb, object, modifier, adverb and complement much precision, and thoroughly analyse the essential parts of each sentence. Whether they knew which answer to choose for which question, and how they got their answers correct and incorrect, they knew it like the back of their hands.
第一种类型能够将句子分解为主语、动词、宾语、修饰语、副词并辅词,并非常精确地补充,并彻底分析每个句子的基本部分。无论他们知道为哪个问题选择哪个答案,以及他们如何得到正确和错误的答案,他们都知道这一点。


And the other type relied on five words: a feel for the language.
另一种类型依赖于五个词:对语言的感觉。






Yang Jing only needed a single look at the paper to know which student belonged to which type, as the former enjoyed circling and underlining, with many marks on the paper, while the latter basically only had ABCD.
杨静只要看一眼卷子就知道哪个学生属于哪一类,因为前者喜欢圈圈和下划线,纸上有很多标记,而后者基本上只有 ABCD。


The students she was in charge of were rather distinctive. Jiang Tian, Qi Jiahao as well as the rank B study rep and class monitor, were all the grammar type. Sheng Wang, otherwise, was the rare feel for the language type.
她负责的学生都比较有特色。江天、齐家豪以及乙级学习代表和班长,都是语法类型。否则,盛王是这种语言类型中罕见的感觉。






Yang Jing did mention during class before, that she would rather Class A practise their feel for the language more heavily instead. With a good feel for the language coupled with a good grasp of grammar, they could finish their questions at twice the speed. Still, most of these questionable kids did not care.
杨静之前在课堂上确实提到过,她宁愿 A 班多练习他们对语言的感觉。凭借对语言的良好感觉,加上对语法的良好掌握,他们可以以两倍的速度完成问题。尽管如此,这些可疑的孩子中的大多数并不在乎。


As it was common knowledge that Class A students were known for their speed at completing questions, that any student from any other class would most definitely be overwhelmingly defeated against them, why should they bother wasting their energy on that?
众所周知,A 班的学生以完成问题的速度而闻名,任何其他班级的学生肯定会压倒性地击败他们,他们为什么要费心在这上面浪费精力呢?


A few shameless braggards even flaunted themselves as ‘Dugu Qiubai’, and half of these ‘Qiubais’ were now left out to dry in the corridor. (2)
几个无耻的吹牛者甚至标榜自己是'独孤秋白',而这些'秋白'现在有一半被留在了走廊里晾干。(2)






After locking up the classroom door and windows, Yang Jing started her lesson. The students who were chased out of the class all started doing the make-up for their homework against the wall.
锁好教室门窗后,杨静开始上课。被赶出班级的同学们,都开始靠墙补作业。


Sensibility Block was famous for its good lighting. The scorching sun rays all hit their backs. Merely a few minutes later, quite a number of boys started frantically wiping away their sweat.
Sensibility Block 以其良好的照明而闻名。烈日晒得全都打在他们的背上。仅仅几分钟后,不少男生开始疯狂地擦汗。






“Chili meimei, do you have some tissues? Lend me some please.” Gao Tianyang borrowed tissue paper from a girl all the way across two other people.
“辣椒美美,你有纸巾吗?请借给我一些。高天阳从一个女孩那里借了纸巾,一路横跨了另外两个人。


Girls weren’t as shameless as them. When she passed the tissue over, she asked, “Did Jing-jie mention when she’ll be letting us back in?”
女孩子没有她们那么无耻。当她递过纸巾时,她问道:“静洁有没有提到她什么时候让我们回来?


“She didn’t, we probably get to go back in whenever we’re done.”
“她没有,我们可能只要完成就可以回去。”






“That’s doable, the future is right in my hands,” a boy, knowing that Jing-jie could not hear him, bragged as he wrote, “let’s not talk about other things. When it comes to speeding through the papers, who could do it faster than me? Not a single person!”
“那可行,未来就在我手里,”一个男生知道静洁听不见他的声音,吹嘘着写道,“别的就别说了。说到快速浏览报纸,谁能比我更快?一个人都没有!


Gao Tianyang could not not bear to listen anymore. “Eh, turn around and take a look at who’s standing right next to you. Do you not feel diffident when standing in that spot?”
高天阳不忍心再听了。“诶,转过身来看看谁站在你旁边。”站在那个地方时,你不会感到胆怯吗?






The boy whipped his head around. Right next to him was Jiang Tian’s expressionless side view.
男孩扭动着头。就在他旁边,是江恬面无表情的侧目。


“I’m sorry, Tian-ge.” He did not hesitate for a single second. After chickening out, he turned back around and said to Gao Tianyang, “Can Tian-ge be counted as a human? No. Therefore what I said just now wasn’t wrong either.”
“对不起,天歌。”他没有犹豫一秒钟。吃完鸡,他回头对高天阳说:“天歌能算人吗?不。所以,我刚才说的也没有错。






Sheng Wang had just finished a page, and took the gap in-between flipping through the paper to sneak a glance at that other side.
盛王刚读完一页,趁着翻阅报纸的间隙偷偷看了一眼另一面。


Jiang Tian stood at the other extreme end. Due to his looming height, he was especially outstanding in the group of people, and was not hidden at all. He kept doing the paper, and did not even look up when people next to him teased him to the heaven and beyond.
江甜站在了另一端。由于身高若隐若现,在人群中显得尤为出众,丝毫不为人所知。他不停地做论文,当旁边的人把他戏弄到天上和更远的地方时,他甚至没有抬头。






Was this because he was aloof…...or was it because he was in a bad mood?
这是因为他冷漠吗......还是因为心情不好?


Sheng Wang held the pen cap in his mouth, and felt a little guilty.
盛王把笔帽叼在嘴里,心里有些愧疚。






As he zoned out while eyeing that side, Jiang Tian just flipped the first paper to the other side. At that moment, his thin eyelid seemed to have raised a little.
当他盯着那边时,江天只是将第一张纸翻到了另一边。那一刻,他瘦薄的眼皮似乎上扬了几分。


Sheng Wang immediately retracted his gaze. He grabbed his pen and filled in a C in the bracket.
盛王立刻收回了目光。他抓起笔,在括号里填了一个 C。


After filling it in he scanned the question, and crossed out the C and changed it into a B with a poker face.
填写完毕后,他扫了一眼题目,把 C 划掉,改成一张扑克脸的 B。






Gao Tianyang, who was at the side, did not notice these minor little movements. He was currently tilting his head and looking into the classroom, and ruefully went, “Today, both Tian-ge and Sheng-ge aren’t there, so Old Qi’s the only king in there now.”
在一旁的高天阳并没有注意到这些小动作。他正歪着头看着教室,遗憾地走了过去,“今天,天歌和圣歌都不在,所以老齐现在是唯一的国王。


Jing-jie’s lessons were like setting up wooden stumps as usual, she did not spare the rest just because the class was ten plus people less. Only Qi Jiahao managed to sit back down after being called upon every single time.
静洁的课就像像往常一样架木桩,她不会因为班级少了十多人就放过剩下的。只有齐家豪每次都被叫来,才设法坐了回来。






“Speaking of Old Qi, do you still remember when he just came to our class?” the boy who just bragged about his speed at doing the papers asked.
“说起老祁,你还记得他刚来我们班的时候吗?”刚刚吹嘘自己做卷子速度的男生问道。


“Oh, yeah, if you didn’t bring that up I would have forgotten. He came up from Class 5, right?” another person replied.
“哦,是的,如果你不提起这件事,我就会忘记了。他是从五年级上来的,对吧?


“I remember it quite well, the mid-term exam in year one semester one, he came into our class then, and never left ever since.” As Gao Tianyang spoke he suddenly started laughing. “Eh! Speaking of speed at doing papers, Old Qi seriously made me laugh at the start. When he just came, he was in the same row as I did. There was a pop quiz that day, I think. After I finished a page, he finished half a page. When I was done, he was still stuck on the second page. In the end I don’t even remember what’s the score, either way when the lesson ended his hands were shaking as he asked me, if I was the fastest at finishing the papers in Class A. I said no, I’m one of the last few. He nearly cried.”
“我记得很清楚,第一学期的期中考试,他当时就来到了我们班,从那以后就再也没有离开过。”高天阳说着说着,突然笑了起来。“呃!说起做论文的速度,老祁一开始就认真地把我逗笑了。他刚来的时候,和我坐在同一排。我想那天有一个流行测验。我读完一页后,他读完了半页。当我完成时,他仍然停留在第二页上。最后我什至不记得分数是多少,不管怎样,当课程结束时,他的手在颤抖,他问我是否是 A 班论文完成速度最快的。我说不,我是最后几个人之一。他差点哭了。






The few boys guffawed. “The fact that he’s this fast now with practising is also rather awesome.”
几个男孩都大吃一惊。“事实上,他现在练习得这么快,这也相当棒。”


“Yeah, now it’s our turn to chase him,” Gao Tianyang said, “have you seen him do English papers? Now that’s what I call fast! Didn’t Jing-jie say so before that with the difficulty level in her English practices, with 150 questions, as long as we could finish it within two hours, we would have plenty of time when it comes to gaokao. Old Qi that bastard could finish it in one and a half hour, I timed him before.”
“是啊,现在轮到我们追他了,”高天阳说,“你见过他做英文卷子吗?这就是我所说的快速!静洁之前不是这么说的吗,以她英语练习的难度,150道题,只要我们能在两个小时内读完,高考就有充足的时间了。老齐那个混蛋一个半小时就能搞定,我之前给他计时了。






“How bored were you?”
“你有多无聊?”


“I even timed for Tian-ge before,” Gao Tianyang was unbridled with his words knowing that he was his childhood friend and he was far away from him. “That time, Tian-ge was faster than Old Qi by five minutes, he’s not human either!”
“我之前还给天歌计时过,”高天阳知道他是他青梅竹马,离他很远,言语肆无忌惮。“那一次,天歌比老齐快了五分钟,他也不是人!”






“Shit, with this level of difficulty he finished nearly 20 questions within 10 minutes?”
“妈的,这种难度,他在10分钟内就把近20道题写完了?”


“Yup.”
“是的。”


“I want to quit school.”
“我想辍学。”


“I want to too. Every single day sitting in front of him is so damaging to my psyche. Look at the entire level. With this speed, can you even find a third one?!” After Gao Tianyang finished his bold proclamations, he then remembered the new friend who scored full marks next to him.
“我也想。坐在他面前的每一天都对我的心灵造成了如此大的伤害。看看整个关卡。以这速度,你还能找到第三个吗?!高天阳大胆宣告完毕后,又想起了旁边那个满分的新朋友。






“Oh wait, there’s still Sheng-ge, Sheng-ge should be pretty quick too.” As he spoke he stuck his head out to look, only to see that Sheng Wang was already on the second paper.
“哦,等等,还有胜哥,胜哥应该也快。”说着,他探出头来看,只见盛王已经在第二张纸上了。






Gao Tianyang froze for a bit, and silently looked at his own paper — the first page on the first paper.
高天阳愣了一下,默默地看着自己的纸——第一张纸上的第一页。


He took a look at the people around him again, they were either at the tail end of the first half of the first paper, or the start of the second half of the first paper.
他又看了一眼身边的人,他们要么在第一卷上半部分的尾部,要么在第一卷后半部分的开头。






He dug out his phone to check the time again. From the time they started catching up their overdue work, it had been 20 minutes, and Sheng Wang already finished 58 questions……
他翻出手机,再次查看时间。从他们开始追赶逾期的工作开始,已经过去了20分钟,盛王已经做完了58道题......






“What the……” Gao Tianyang’s jaw dropped, “fuck?”
“什么......”高天阳下巴掉了下来,“操?


“What are you cursing me out for?” Sheng Wang said.
“你骂我干什么?”“王盛说。


With just this sentence alone, his dark orbs moved as he finished reading a question, and wrote a D in the bracket.
仅凭这句话,他的黑色球体就随着他读完一个问题而移动,并在括号里写了一个 D。


Gao Tianyang, “???”
高天洋,《???》






Sheng Wang finished three questions with the natural ease of flowing water, before he finally turned around, puzzled.
盛王以流水的自然轻松做完了三个问题,才终于转过身来,不解。


Gao Tianyang said in a completely monotone cadence, “Father, You memorised the answers didn’t you.”
高天阳语气完全单调的说道:“父亲,你记住了答案,不是吗。


“I don’t have a son like you.” Sheng Wang said, completely done, “Do you suffer from ultraviolet ray poisoning or something? Speak normally.”
“我没有像你这样的儿子。”盛王说,彻底说完了,“你是不是得了紫外线中毒什么的?正常说话。


“No wait—” Gao Tianyang was breaking down, “How do you get the answer with only one look at the question? Don’t you need to analyse it or something?”
“不用等等——”高天阳崩溃了,“你怎么只看一眼问题就得到答案?你不需要分析它什么的吗?


Sheng Wang thought for a bit before saying, “I’ll underline if the sentence structure is especially complicated.”
盛王想了想,说:“如果句子结构特别复杂,我就下划线。






“There’re simple ones in these?”
“这些有简单的吗?”


“Um.”
“嗯。”


“What do you mean by ‘um’!” Gao Tianyang had the expression of valiantly dying for justice as he said, “Just give me a quick death already. Tell me, how long do you usually take to finish Jing-jie’s 150 questions?”
“你说的'嗯'是什么意思!”高天阳一脸为正义而死的神情,道:“快点死我吧。告诉我,你通常需要多长时间才能完成静洁的 150 道题?






“An hour.” Sheng Wang never actually did try to time before, he just gave a rough estimate. As he saw the gradually distorted expressions from this line of people, he wanted to add 20 more minutes.
“一个小时。”盛王之前实际上从未尝试过计时,他只是给出了粗略的估计。当他看到这排人逐渐扭曲的表情时,他想再增加 20 分钟。


In the end, the moment he opened his mouth, even Jiang Tian swept him a glance.
最后,他一开口,就连江甜都扫了他一眼。


Out of some unknown mentality, Sheng Wang’s voice paused, and opened his peacock tail on the spot. “Yeah, roughly an hour.”
出于某种不为人知的心态,盛王的声音顿了顿,当场张开了孔雀尾巴。“是的,大约一个小时。”






“Fuck!”
“操!”


The Catching Up with Overdue Homework in the Corridor group all cursed in unison. Only Jiang Tian did not show much emotion, and coldly retracted his gaze to continue doing his papers.
走廊组的追赶逾期作业的全都齐声骂骂咧咧。只有江甜没有表现出太多的情绪,冷冷地收回目光继续做论文。


There was a monkey scratching its head in bewilderment in Sheng Wang’s head. He suddenly felt that this tail opening of his was really quite pointless, it was freaking stupid.
盛旺的脑袋里有一只猴子一头雾水地挠着头。他突然觉得,他这张尾巴真的没什么意义,太傻了。






The classroom door opened amidst the group of people cursing. Yang Jing stuck out half her body and said, “You think I couldn’t hear you? You even started swearing while doing your late homework?”
教室的门在一群人咒骂中打开了。杨静伸出半个身子,说:“你以为我听不见你?你甚至在做迟到的作业时开始说脏话?


Gao Tianyang poked his head out and said, “No, Jing-jie, we’re just expressing our thoughts on Sheng Wang’s speed at doing questions.” After he spoke, he quickly shrunk back.
高天阳探出头来,道:“不,静杰,我们只是表达一下圣旺做题速度的想法。说完,他迅速缩了缩。


Yang Jing gave a cold laugh, lifted her chin and said, “When I told you guys to practise your feel for the language, you did not, and now you can feel your distance from him?”
杨静冷笑一声,抬起下巴说:“我跟你们说要练练语言的感觉,你们没有,现在能感觉到和他有距离了?






“How do we practise this, teacher?”
“我们如何练习,老师?”


“Listen, read, and speak more.” As Yang Jing followed the train of conversation to that point, she asked, “Sheng Wang, have you stayed overseas before?”
“多听、多读、多说。”杨静顺着话题走到那一步,问道:“盛王,你以前待过海外吗?


“Nope, I didn’t,” Sheng Wang said, “but my dad has a few foreign friends, one of their sons came over for exchange for a few years. Back then he stayed in my house, nowadays we would voice chat once in a while. Maybe that had an impact.”
“没有,我没有,”盛王说,“但我爸有几个外国朋友,他们的一个儿子过来交流了几年。那时候他住在我家,现在我们偶尔会语音聊天。也许这产生了影响。


“No wonder.”
“难怪。”






After Yang Jing mumbled, she started acting fierce again. “That’s why, you clearly could easily finish this, and yet you still dare to hand up an empty piece of paper. Keep staying outside then. Stay for the entire two periods, nobody will be allowed to come in at all. If I don’t show you some colours, you wouldn’t know how to spell ‘terrified’ at all!”
杨静喃喃自语后,又开始表现得凶狠起来。“所以,你明明可以轻而易举地完成这件事,但你还敢递出一张空纸。那就继续呆在外面吧。整个两个时期都待着,任何人都不允许进来。如果我不给你看一些颜色,你根本不会怎么拼写'恐惧'!






“We are already very terrified, teacher.”
“我们已经很害怕了,老师。”


Yang Jing laughed derisively, and locked the door.
杨静嘲讽地笑了笑,锁上了门。






When class ended, the top floor of Sensibility Block was extraordinarily boisterous.
下课时,感性街区的顶层异常喧闹。


Not only did students of Class A come out for a tour, every single class from the twelve classes downstairs all had someone heading upstairs, there were even quite the number of students in the year one block opposite crowding against the windows.
不仅 A 班的学生出来参观,楼下十二个班的每一个班级都有人上楼,甚至一年级的学生也挤在窗户上。


Even the teachers in the office could not stay put anymore, and all came out to mock them. Old Wu, who taught math, went to the hot water room twice within ten minutes. The math rep could not bear to look anymore, and asked, “Teacher, You really have to drink so much hot water during the hottest parts of summer?”
就连办公室的老师也呆不住了,都出来嘲讽他们。教数学的老吴,十分钟内去了两次热水房。数学代表不忍心再看了,问道:“老师,夏天最热的时候,你真的要喝那么多热水?


Old Wu leisurely said, a cup in his hands, “I’m here for a tour.” He had zero intention to cover up his interest in joining in the chaos and was just there to watch the world burn.
老吴悠闲地说,手里拿着一杯,“我是来旅游的。他无意掩盖自己加入混乱的兴趣,只是在那里看着世界燃烧。






The students of Class were always a little cheeky, and these teachers were already used to it. As long as it wasn’t lesson time, they could make all sorts of jokes. After Old Wu spoke, he even stuck out his fingers, pointed at the three girls passing by in the corridor, arms looped around arms, and said, “There, the three gals there, from class 8, right? I’ve seen them go back and forth for like three to four times. Eh, is the second floor toilet spoiled?”
班级的学生总是有点厚脸皮,这些老师已经习惯了。只要不是上课时间,他们就可以开各种玩笑。老吴说完,甚至还伸出了手指,指着走廊里路过的三个女孩,双臂环抱着手臂说:“那里,那里的三个女孩,是8班的吧?我见过他们来回走动三到四次。诶,二楼厕所变质了吗?


“Yeah, yeah, we had to queue.” The three girls blatantly fibbed, and ran away like a wisp of smoke. Even as they ran they did not forget to sneak a look. When they passed by Jiang Tian they giggled and blushed, when they passed by Sheng Wang they also giggled and blushed again.
“是的,是的,我们必须排队。”三个女孩明目张胆地胡言乱语,像一缕烟雾一样逃跑了。即使他们跑着跑,他们也不忘偷偷看一眼。路过江天时,他们咯咯地笑着脸红了,路过盛旺时,他们也咯咯笑着,又脸红了。






It was not that young master Sheng Wang had never experienced being a tourist attraction before, it was just that today’s was really too embarrassing.
盛王少爷之前不是没有经历过当旅游景点,只是今天的实在是太尴尬了。


He pinched the paper and covered his face. He nudged here, he nudge there, there was truly nowhere to hide.
他捏住纸,捂住脸。他推了推这里,他推了推那里,真的无处可藏。






The school bell finally rang. The tourists entered like the tide, and receded like the tide. The tourist attraction was left stuck there.
学校的铃声终于响了起来。游客如潮水般进来,又如潮水般退去。旅游景点被困在那里。


Sheng Wang let down his paper, and let out a sigh of relief. He grumbled, “Is Fuzhong really this free after class?”
盛王放下纸,松了口气。他嘟囔道:“福忠下课后真的这么自由吗?


After he spoke, nobody answered him. He turned to look, only then he realised that the King of Showing Support, Gao Tianyang, had lost him. Right now, standing next to him was Jiang Tian.
他说完,没有人回答他。他转头一看,这才发现,支持之王高天阳已经失去了他。眼下,站在他身边的,是江天。


He seriously shuffled all the way from the front door to the back door of the class.
他认真地从班级的前门拖着脚步走到了后门。






The sun remained scorching hot. The ten plus of them were steaming like buns that just left the tray, any closer to each other and the sticky warmth would annoy them.
太阳仍然炙热。他们中的十几个人像刚离开托盘的面包一样热气腾腾,彼此靠得更近,粘稠的温暖就会惹恼他们。


Jiang Tian also had sweat gathering at his sideburns. Under the glow of sunlight, his Adam’s apple was adorned with a layer of moisture. Still, he looked like he was ice cold, like drinks that just left the fridge. There may be condensation covering him all over, but he was still ice cool.
江甜的鬓角也冒汗了。在阳光的照耀下,他的喉结上点缀着一层水分。尽管如此,他看起来还是冰冷的,就像刚从冰箱里出来的饮料一样。他全身可能都有冷凝水,但他仍然冰冷。






Sheng Wang also turned around, and spreaded his paper against the wall. Yet, he did not rush to finish the remaining questions.
盛王也转过身来,把纸摊在墙上。然而,他并没有急于完成剩下的问题。


Jiang Tian’s progress was not that different from his, with a span of a class period, he already finished more than 120 of them. There were plenty of circles and marks on the paper, along with the sentence structures he labelled along the way. His letters were messy, but nice.
江天的进步和他没有太大区别,一个课时的跨度,他已经读完了其中的120多门。纸上有很多圆圈和标记,还有他沿途标记的句子结构。他的信很乱,但很好。






Sheng Wang hesitated a little, and softly called him, “Jiang Tian?”
盛王有些犹豫,轻声叫他:“江天?


The person’s pen stopped for a bit.
那个人的笔停了一会儿。


“How did you end up not doing it?” Sheng Wang asked.
“你怎么最终不这样做?”盛王问道。


Jiang Tian casually wrote a dot next to the answer, and his gaze already moved onto the next question. He did not even lift his eyelid.
江甜随手在答案旁边写了一个点,目光已经移到了下一个问题上。他甚至没有抬起眼皮。






Oh no, he’s really ignoring him.
哦不,他真的不理他了。


The monkey scratching its head in Sheng Wang’s mind came out again.
盛王脑海里挠头的猴子又出来了。






Just as the monkey was really getting into scratching, a girl’s voice rang next to his ears, “I think he forgot to bring the practice home.”
就在猴子真正开始抓挠的时候,一个女孩的声音在他耳边响起,“我想他忘记把练习带回家了。


Sheng Wang was stumped, “He forgot?”
盛王被难住了,“他忘了?


The one who spoke was the girl whose nickname was ‘Chili’, “I went to the administrative office last night, when I came back, all of you had already left. When I switched off the lights and locked the doors, I think I saw the practice inside his desk, right Jiang Tian?”
说话的,是那个绰号'辣椒'的姑娘,“我昨晚去了行政处,回来的时候,你们都已经走了。当我关灯锁上门的时候,我想我看到了他办公桌里的修行,对不对,江天?






Sheng Wang turned around to look at that popsicle again.
盛王转过身来,又看向那根冰棍。


“Mm.” The popsicle answered. Even though he did not look up, at least he did not act deaf.
“嗯。”冰棒回答道。即使他没有抬头,但至少他没有充耳不闻。






Fine, he would respond to other people, and ignore him alone.
好吧,他会回应其他人,而独自忽略他。


Sheng Wang almost started scratching right along with the monkey.
盛王差点和猴子一起开始抓挠。






Chili, who was next to him, mumbled, “Why are you still so late this morning then? I thought you would come over early to finish it.”
旁边的辣椒嘟囔道:“那你今天早上怎么还这么晚?我以为你会早点过来完成它。


After all, Jiang Tian was not someone who did not do his homework.
毕竟,江甜不是一个不做功课的人。






When she was done speaking, Jiang Tian did not have any reaction, but Sheng Wang froze.
说完,江甜没有任何反应,胜王却愣住了。


Yeah, if he forgot his paper, he could just finish it in the morning. With Jiang Tian’s speed, he could finish a paper within twenty plus minutes before class, the rest he could catch up with when Yang Jing went through the papers. He only needed to ensure that he could do it at a faster rate than her going through it.
是的,如果他忘记了论文,他可以在早上完成。以江天的速度,他可以在上课前二十多分钟内完成一篇论文,其余的他可以在杨静翻阅卷子时赶上。他只需要确保他能以比她更快的速度完成它。


And why did he not arrive early?
他为什么不早点到达?


Because someone was being prissy and dilly dallying, and somehow forcibly took that long to leave the house. Sheng Wang silently cursed himself.
因为有人在挑剔和呆滞地闲逛,不知何故强行花了那么长时间才离开家。盛王默默地咒骂着自己。






In the next forty minutes, a certain person tried to use his gaze to get Jiang Tian’s attention. It failed. He also tried to use other people’s conversations as a jumping board to joke around with Jiang Tian. It failed. He even attempted to drop his pen cap next to Jiang Tian’s feet, and it still failed.
接下来的四十分钟里,某个人试图用他的目光来吸引江天的注意。它失败了。他还试图利用别人的对话作为跳板,与江天开玩笑。它失败了。他甚至试图将笔帽掉在江天的脚边,但还是失败了。


The opponent did not react at all, but young master Sheng Wang almost busied himself to death.
对方根本没有反应过来,胜王少爷却差点忙死自己。






This state lasted all the way until English lesson ended. It did not turn for the better when chemistry started either.
这种状态一直持续到英语课结束。当化学反应开始时,情况也没有好转。


When Sheng Wang returned to his seat, he was still a little listless, he was so listless to the point that Gao Tianyang nearly thought that he got a heat stroke.
盛王回到座位上,还是有些无精打采,无精打采,无精打采,高天阳差点以为自己中暑了。


“Do you want heat stroke medicine?” Gao Tianyang asked him.
“要不要中暑药?”高天阳问他。


“Thanks, but no need.” Sheng Wang said dryly.
“谢谢,但没必要。”盛王干巴巴地说。


He needed a cure for regret even more.
他更需要一种治疗后悔的方法。






The homeroom teacher, He Jin, entered the classroom on the dot. She waved an application form in her hands as she said, “Maybe you have already heard this, but the Tri-Quality Students of the City is up for nomination again. Up till last night, we had three nomination slots in the class. This morning, after sitting in the administrative office for an hour, I managed to open up yet another slot.”
班主任何进点进教室。她挥舞着手中的申请表,说道:“也许你已经听说过了,但该市的三等生又要提名了。直到昨晚,我们班级还有三个提名名额。今天早上,在行政办公室坐了一个小时后,我设法又开出了一个空位。






“This is still important to all of you, it can affect your advanced admission into top schools later on. If you could go for it, you should still go for it. Our class’ selection method is transparent, you know the rules. One for good grades, this is hard power. One will be picked amongst class reps, as they had worked hard for a year, they deserve a little treat, right? And there’s one with democracy, the entire class gets to vote. Any objections?”
“这对你们所有人来说仍然很重要,它会影响你们以后进入顶尖学校的高级录取。如果你能去争取,你仍然应该去争取。我们班的选择方法是透明的,你知道规则。一个成绩好,这就是硬实力。一个会从班级代表中选出,因为他们已经努力了一年,他们应该得到一点款待,对吧?还有一个是民主的,整个班级都可以投票。有什么异议吗?






“As for the new slot that I asked for, us teachers discussed this for a bit, and we decided to give this to the student who shows the greatest improvement. After all, hard work is also a form of capital, and it’s the capital most deserving of affirmation. How do we quantify improvement then? We do have a weekly test this weekend, and another week would be your monthly test, which is the first major test when school officially starts. We’ll judge from the performance in these two exams, okay?”
“至于我要求的新名额,我们老师讨论了一段时间,我们决定把这个给进步最大的学生。毕竟,努力也是资本的一种形式,是最值得肯定的资本。那么我们如何量化改进呢?这个周末我们确实有每周一次的考试,再过一周就是你的月度考试,这是开学后的第一个主要考试。我们就根据这两场考试的表现来判断,好吗?






Most people were destined to never get the Tri-Quality Students of the City initially, so they weren’t too bothered. But now the additional slot gave too many people a fighting chance, quite a number of students shot up straight.
大多数人最初注定永远不会得到城市三品学生,所以他们并不太在意。但现在额外的名额给了太多人战斗的机会,相当多的学生直接射了起来。


Sheng Wang gave it a listen, and temporarily shifted his attention.
盛王听了一听,暂时转移了注意力。






Soon, He Jin kept the form and officially started class. Sheng Wang’s thoughts drifted back to the starting point.
很快,何进保持着表格,正式开始上课。盛王的思绪飘回了起点。


He half heartedly took notes.
他半心半意地做笔记。






For a moment he even thought whatever, if he could not appease him then just let it be, leave it up to fate. After all, he had to pick one between his face and Jiang Tian. But, he could not lose this much face either. He was only sixteen, there was still plenty of time left in his life.
有那么一会儿,他甚至想了,如果他不能安抚他,那就顺其自然吧,听天由命。毕竟,他必须在自己的脸和江天之间挑一个。但是,他也不能丢掉这么多面子。他只有十六岁,他的生命还剩下很多时间。






In the end, before he even made it for a minute, he crouched over and took out his phone.
最后,还没等他一分钟,他就蹲下身子,掏出了手机。


He squeezed his finger, and opened up Jiang Tian’s WeChat.
他捏了捏手指,打开了江甜的微信。




Keep a hold on yourself.
控制住自己。


He told himself, and then sent Jiang Tian three stickers of a tiny person crying while kneeling in a row.
他告诉自己,然后给江甜发了三张贴纸,上面写着一个小人跪着哭泣的连续。






He Jin was going through a major difficult sample question, and got a discussion on-going in class. It was like there were forty plus bees in class, it was not quiet at all.
何进正在经历一个主要的困难样题,并在课堂上进行了讨论。就像班上有四十多只蜜蜂一样,一点也不安静。


Sheng Wang heard the three buzzes behind him amidst the bustling chatters.
盛王在熙熙攘攘的喋喋不休中听到了身后的三声嗡嗡声。






However, a reply did not pop out in the chat. Sheng Wang closed an eye, jerked his leg, and started typing.
不过,聊天中并没有弹出回复。盛王闭上眼睛,猛地抽了抽腿,开始打字。


Canned: It's my bad
罐头:这是我的坏


Canned: I didn’t blank out
罐头:我没有空白


Canned: I just thought last night was too embarrassing, that’s why I didn’t want to talk about it
罐头:我只是觉得昨晚太尴尬了,所以我才不想谈论它






The vibration behind was abruptly cut off by someone. The words ‘The person is typing…’ finally appeared at the top of the chat. Sheng Wang stopped, and silently waited for a reply.
后面的震动被人突然打断了。“这个人正在打字......”终于出现在聊天的顶部。盛王停了下来,默默地等待着回音。






A few seconds later, a new message finally popped up in the chat.
几秒钟后,聊天中终于弹出了一条新消息。


Jiang Tian: Continue acting like you have amnesia then.
江恬: 那你继续表现得像失忆了一样。


Canned: no
罐头:无


Canned: I can’t lose my face and even act like my head has issues too
罐头:我不能丢脸,甚至表现得好像我的脑袋也有问题


Jiang Tian: ……
江田:......






The conversation was no longer one sided at last. Even though the other person treasured his words like gold, coming from Jiang Tian, the word count was already impressive. Sheng Wang was getting a little ahead of himself all at once. He felt that the mood was appropriate, and so with the attitude of taking a foot after winning an inch, he sent another two lines.
谈话终于不再是片面的。即使对方宝话如金,来自江天,字数已经令人刮目相看。盛王一下子有点超前了。他觉得心情合适,于是抱着赢了一寸就走一脚的态度,又发了两行。


Canned: How about you get a little selective amnesia?
罐头:你得一点选择性失忆怎么样?


Canned: You can just forget about the stupid things I did, pretend you weren’t there. We can just remember the good things, how does that sound?
罐头:你可以忘记我做过的愚蠢事情,假装你不在场。我们可以记住美好的事情,这听起来怎么样?






After he sent it, he heard a light snort behind him.
他送出后,就听到身后传来一声轻哼。


Sure, even replying was enough to make him full of himself.
当然,即使是回复也足以让他充满自我。


Sheng Wang twisted around to shoot a glance at Jiang Tian, only to see the person’s hand loosely dangle beneath the table. Judging by his posture, he probably settled his phone on his thigh. His other hand was seriously still able to take notes while distracted.
盛王扭身看了江甜一眼,只见那人的手松散地晃在桌子底下。从他的姿势来看,他可能把手机放在了大腿上。他的另一只手在分心的情况下仍然能够做笔记。






He finished writing a line without ever lifting his pen off the paper, leaned his entire body against the chair, and looked up at Sheng Wang.
他写完一行字,从未把笔从纸上移开,整个身体靠在椅子上,抬头看向盛旺。


At the very same time, Sheng Wang’s phone vibrated four times in a row.
与此同时,盛王的手机连续震动了四次。






He looked down in confusion, there were indeed four more messages in the chat.
他疑惑地低头看去,聊天中确实还有四条消息。


Jiang Tian: Sure.
江天:当然。


Then he sent three videos in a row.
然后他连续发了三个视频。






Sheng Wang sneakily stuffed in a wireless earpiece, and opened the first one.
盛王偷偷塞进无线耳机,打开了第一个。


The clip featured an alleyway that wasn’t really wide. The street lamp stood at the corner, showering the area with a dusky yellow. An idiot in school uniform walked in a straight row beneath the street lamp. He turned around and asked at the camera, “Did you catch that clearly?”
该剪辑的特色是一条并不宽的小巷。路灯矗立在拐角处,将整个区域洒在暗黄色上。一个穿着校服的白痴在路灯下排成一排。他转过身来,对着镜头问道:“你看清楚了吗?






Fuck.
他妈的。


Sheng Wang nearly threw his phone out.
盛王差点把手机扔出去。






The back of his chair smashed against Jiang Tian’s desk, making a loud clang. He Jin frowned as she looked over, asking, “Is there something wrong?”
他的椅背砸在江天的桌子上,发出一声响亮的铮铮声。何瑾皱着眉头看过去,问道:“有什么问题吗?


Sheng Wang quickly plucked out his ear piece while the angle was convenient. He stood up and said, “I nearly fell off.”
盛王趁着角度方便,赶紧拔出耳机。他站起来说:“我差点摔下来。


“Oh.” He Jin nodded, “When it’s class, don’t rock your chairs. I’ve already said this many times.”
“哦。”何进点点头,“上课的时候,别摇椅子。我已经说过很多次了。


When Sheng Wang sat down, he heard that bastard let out a rather low laugh.
盛王坐下后,就听到那个混蛋发出一声相当低沉的笑声。






Fine.
结束。


He dug out his phone again and typed a few words.
他又翻出手机,打了几个字。


Canned: Are you happy yet?
罐头:你开心了吗?


Jiang Tian: What do you mean.
江天:什么意思。


Canned: You’re pretending, just keep pretending!
罐头:你装,继续装就行!


Jiang Tian: Put down your phone, it’s time for class now.
江甜:放下手机,现在该上课了。






Sheng Wang stuffed his phone into his bag on instinct, and properly looked up and gripped his pen. The next second he then realised that he was too obedient. Therefore, he slowly raised a middle finger at the person behind him with his hand behind his back. Said finger was knocked down by the person’s pen.
盛王本能地把手机塞进包里,妥妥的抬头握笔。下一秒,他才意识到自己太听话了。于是,他背着手慢慢地对着身后的人竖起了一根中指。该手指被该人的笔击倒。






It was like from this lesson onwards, he really did get a little closer to Jiang Tian.
就像从这一课开始,他确实离江天走近了一点。






Footnotes:
脚注:


Reference to chinese meme in which a dude proclaims that the noodles he ate were delicious after saying that he would not eat it no matter what at the start. Has now become a reference to acting in a way that is hypocritical to what that person proclaimed earlier.
参考中国模因,其中一个家伙在一开始说他无论如何都不会吃面条后宣称他吃的面条很好吃。现在已经成为对以一种虚伪的方式行事的指代,而不是那个人之前所宣称的。




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dugu_Qiubai, fictional character in well known Jinyong novel emphasis: His full name thus roughly translates to "Loner Who Seeks Defeat". It represents his status as an invincible swordsman who is haunted by solitude as no one can defeat or equal him in swordplay.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dugu_Qiubai,著名的金庸小说中的虚构人物强调:他的全名因此大致翻译为“寻求失败的孤独者”。它代表了他作为无敌剑客的地位,他被孤独所困扰,因为在剑术中没有人能击败或与他相提并论。






Chapter 020 - Revision
第020章 修订






And with this, we mark the start of book Hawthorn, or book 2, or the friendship arc!
至此,我们标志着《山楂》一书、第二卷或友谊弧线的开始!


T/N: Decision to change White Horse Lane → White Horse Alley
T/N:决定将白马巷改→白马巷


After some additional research on my part, I would like to say that I’ll be changing White Horse Lane to White Horse Alley. Specifically, the housing and buildings SW and co lived in are called 弄堂s (longtang), a type of traditional housing in the likes of shanghai area etc, similar to the hutongs in beijing. They are marked by narrow paths, which is why I felt that ‘alley’ would be more appropriate than ‘lane’, I suggest searching Chinese alley to get a better look. Though there are also different types of longtangs and some have mini residential blocks, plenty of variety and stuff. When you see this chapter, I’ll likely be making changes and edits to various terminologies in earlier chapters too, like changing wutong to parasol tree for poetic purposes.
经过我的一些额外研究,我想说我将把白马巷改为白马巷。具体来说,SW 和共同居住的住房和建筑被称为弄堂(longtang),是上海等地的一种传统住房,类似于北京的胡同。它们以狭窄的小路为标志,这就是为什么我觉得“小巷”比“小巷”更合适,我建议搜索中文小巷以更好地观察。虽然也有不同类型的龙塘,有些还有迷你住宅区,但种类繁多。当你看到这一章时,我可能也会对前几章中的各种术语进行更改和编辑,比如出于诗意的目的将梧桐改为梧桐树。






Jiang Tian: Is the Door Locked?
江甜:门锁着吗?






Young people don’t learn from their mistakes.
年轻人不会从错误中吸取教训。


Two days had passed, and the homework catch-up army with Gao Tianyang in lead only remembered that BBQ meal and those few barrels of beer. Other than the rare few who were still puzzled over who tattled to Yang Jing, most students of Class A had already shifted their focus to the weekly test.
两天过去了,高天阳领衔的作业追赶大军只记得那顿烧烤餐和那几桶啤酒。除了少数还在为谁向杨静叨叨而感到困惑之外,大多数 A 班的学生已经将注意力转移到了每周的考试上。






In the past, actually, they would not have bothered so much about the weekly test. After all, all they saw every single day were tests. With a single major exam per week, anyone would be desensitized. Other than the ‘screw-off style streaming’ applicable only during midterms and finals, the atmosphere of exam preparation would not be too thick in Class A.
实际上,在过去,他们不会那么在意每周的测试。毕竟,他们每天看到的都是测试。每周进行一次重大考试,任何人都会脱敏。除了只适用于期中考试和期末考试的“拧紧式直播”外,A 班的备考气氛不会太浓厚。


But the weekly test this time round was slightly special.
但这次的每周测试有点特别。






Firstly, this test entailed the chance to get a nomination for Tri-Quality Students of the City half a month later. Secondly, would be the new regulation pushed out by the school.
首先,这次测试需要在半个月后获得城市三级学生的提名。其次,将是学校推出的新规定。






About the new regulation, this was what the form teacher, He Jin said: “In order to ensure that you can keep your calm when it comes to gaokao and face it with a normal attitude, we put in the system of having one major test per week. And yet, to our chagrin, aren’t you guys a little too unperturbed?”
关于新规定,表单老师是这样说的,何进说:“为了保证大家在高考问题上能保持冷静,以正常的态度面对,我们实行了每周一次大考的制度。然而,令我们懊恼的是,你们是不是有点太不在意了?






“Especially the students in our class! The school leadership has already named and shamed, saying that some of our students are a little fake when it comes to putting in effort. What did they mean by fake? It’s when you only put in effort for midterms and finals, these two major exams give very pretty results, but when it comes to weeklies and monthlies there is not a care to be found, some people even fall to the level’s average for the level positions. To put it into words, it’s almost the 200th place”
“尤其是我们班的同学!学校领导已经点名羞辱,说我们有些学生在付出努力方面有点假。他们所说的假货是什么意思?当你只为期中考试和期末考试付出努力时,这两项主要考试的结果非常好,但当涉及到周刊和月刊时,就没有什么可寻的了,有些人甚至跌到了水平位置的平均水平。用语言来说,几乎是第200名”






Although she did not name anyone, her gaze already swept past a few people.
虽然她没有说出任何人的名字,但她的目光已经扫过了几个人。






“Therefore, in order to maintain a healthy sense of reverence towards examinations without adding on to stress, the school has decided that from this weekly test onwards, your seats in exams will be determined by your level position. Our class has 45 seats, and 46th place will go to B class, and then the rest go Class 1-2-3-4-5-6 in order, all the way to Class 12. Your position in the last weekly test, will be the seat number you sit at. If you did well, go ahead to the front. If you screwed up, please head to the other classrooms.”
“因此,为了在不增加压力的情况下保持对考试的健康敬畏感,学校决定从每周一次的考试开始,你的考试席位将由你的级别位置决定。我们班有 45 个座位,第 46 名会去 B 班,然后剩下的依次是 1-2-3-4-5-6 班,一直到 12 班。您在最后一周测试中的位置将是您坐的座位号。如果你做得好,就继续走在前面。如果你搞砸了,请前往其他教室。






The new system was way too hardcore, 10+ students in Class A lost it on the spot.
新系统太硬核了,A 班的 10+ 学生当场就丢了。






The moment He Jin left, Gao Tianyang collapsed backwards right then and there, dying a heroic death on Sheng Wang’s desk.
何进离开的那一刻,高天阳当场向后倒下,壮烈地死在了盛王的办公桌上。


He was the classic diligence for only midterms and finals type.
他是期中考试和期末考试类型的典型勤奋者。






“Now I’m screwed, I’m totally screwed. With that dogshit score of mine last week, I’m definitely out of the first 100 places.”
“现在我完蛋了,我完全完蛋了。以我上周的狗屎分数,我绝对没有进入前 100 名。


“Shut up, 100th place is already good enough, I even scored 5 marks lesser than you!”
“闭嘴,第100名已经够好了,我连考分都比你少了5分!”


“I’m definitely beyond 150th place.”
“我绝对超过了第 150 名。”


“150th place definitely isn’t the worst, when Old Jin mentioned nearly 200th place, I made eye contact with her. My heart stopped beating on the spot.”
“第150名绝对不是最差的,当老金提到将近第200名时,我和她进行了眼神交流。我的心脏当场停止了跳动。






Gao Tianyang lifted his chin up with great difficulty, “All of you, get out of my freaking way, nobody’s got it as bad as me! I messed up an entire chunk when shading the answer sheet for English last time, and 30 marks went down the drain just like that. I thought I already moved on from that.”
高天阳艰难地抬起下巴,“你们,滚开我这门狗路,没人像我这么糟糕!上次我在英语答题卡上涂上阴影时搞砸了一整块,30 分就这样付诸东流。我以为我已经从那里走出来了。


“Don’t move on, move back.” Study rep, Song Sirui, antagonized him with zero mercy, “Even if you didn’t shade it wrongly, the 30 marks would probably go down the drain anyways.”
“不要继续前进,退后。”研究代表宋思瑞毫不留情地与他对立,“就算你没有遮盖错,反正这30分恐怕也会付诸东流。


“Scram!” Gao Tianyang flared up at him.
“争吵!”高天阳冲他怒火朝前。






He said to Sheng Wang in the midst of groans of despair, “Sheng-ge, those bastards are rubbing salt into my wounds, I probably need to go to Class 4 for my test, I need consolation.”
他在绝望的呻吟声中对盛王说:“盛哥,那些混蛋在我的伤口里撒盐,我大概需要去四班考试,我需要安慰。


Sheng Wang leaned against his chair, and looked at Gao Tianyang in complete apathy.
盛王靠在椅子上,完全冷漠地看着高天阳。






“Sheng-ge, why are you looking at me like this?” Gao Tianyang was still fake crying.
“笙歌,你怎么这样看着我?”高天阳还是假哭。


“Because you are crying about your grades to the last place in class,” Sheng Wang faintly replied.
“因为你在为成绩哭到班上最后一名,”盛王淡淡回答。






Gao Tianyang was stumped for two seconds with his ugly crying face, and finally realised — he nearly forgot, Sheng Wang should be the one who wants to cry the most in class. He only managed to study for a single day before the weekly test.
高天阳被他那张丑陋的哭脸难倒了两秒,终于意识到——他差点忘记了,盛王应该是课堂上最想哭的人。在每周考试前,他只学习了一天。


Despite his pretty decent grades for language and English, they still could not fill in the gap that was the three sciences, either way…….he was in deep trouble and that’s all he could say about it.
尽管他在语言和英语方面的成绩相当不错,但无论哪种方式,它们仍然无法填补三门科学的空白.......他陷入了深重的麻烦,这就是他所能说的。






Jiang Tian just came back from the bathroom, his hands absentmindedly folding a long and narrow slip of paper.
江甜刚从卫生间回来,双手心不在焉地叠着一张狭长的纸条。


His footsteps stopped right next to Sheng Wang’s desk. He shot a glance at Gao Tianyang’s body that flopped motionlessly on the table, knocked on Sheng Wang’s desk and said, “Old He’s looking for you.”
他的脚步停在了盛王的办公桌旁边。他瞥了一眼高天阳一动不动地扑倒在桌子上的身体,敲了敲盛王的桌子说:“老何找你了。


Gao Tianyang scrambled up from Sheng Wang’s desk in a startle, asking, “Old He? For what?”
高天阳吓了一跳地从盛王的办公桌上爬起来,问道:“老何?为了什么?


Jiang Tian said, “Not you.”
江甜说:“不是你。


“Oh.” Gao Tianyang turned back without any fuss, and sprawled over his own desk.
“哦。”高天阳没有大惊小怪地回头,趴在自己的办公桌上。






Sheng Wang was also a little uneasy. “What does she want from me?”
盛王也有些不安。“她想从我这里得到什么?”


Jiang Tian said, “To go to the office for your results slip.”
江甜说:“去办公室拿你的成绩单。






Fuzhong will always calculate the class and level positions every exam, as to how and whether they were openly published, it was all up to the form teachers. He Jin had always been the gentle type, she would individually select out everyone’s result. A long slip of paper would contain their names, their scores for each subject, total score, position et cetera. If they wanted to know it, they could go claim it themselves, but they would not be able to know others.
福忠每次考试总会计算班级和级别的名次,至于如何公开发布,是否公开发布,完全由形式老师决定。何瑾一直都是温柔的类型,她会单独挑选每个人的结果。一张长长的纸条将包含他们的姓名、每个科目的分数、总分、位置等。如果他们想知道,他们可以自己去认领,但他们无法认识其他人。






Now with the new regulation in regards to the examination rooms, He Jin’s method no longer had any meaning, therefore she needed to give out the remaining result slips in her hands.
现在考场有了新规定,何瑾的方法已经没有任何意义了,因此她需要将手中剩余的成绩单交给她。


Which was the one Jiang Tian’s hand was currently holding.
那是江天目前握着的那只手。






He appeared to not particularly care about his results. As he spoke, he already made many folds on the slip.
他似乎并不特别关心自己的成绩。说着,他已经在纸条上折了很多褶。


The dangling of the whie thin slip of paper strongly stirred up Sheng Wang’s burning curiosity. He could not help but to ask, “Can I take a look at yours?”
那张薄薄的纸条的晃动强烈地激起了盛王炽热的好奇心。他忍不住问道:“我可以看看你的吗?


Jiang Tian released his hand, the slip landed on his desk.
江甜松开手,纸条落在了他的桌子上。






His index finger pushed at the end of the slip, all the way to Sheng Wang’s front, and then Sheng Wang saw a line of 1s:
他的食指在滑倒的尽头推了推,一直推到了盛王的前面,然后盛王看到了一条1的线:


1st in class, 1st in the level, exam seat #1.
班级第一名,级别第一名,考试席位 #1。






Normally when people saw a result slip like this, they were either jealous or envious. Sheng Wang’s response however, was a little unusual. He was…...a little reluctant to part with it.
通常,当人们看到这样的结果时,他们要么嫉妒,要么嫉妒。然而,盛王的回应却有些不寻常。他是......有点舍不得。


When Jiang Tian whisked the result slip away, he acted like he was selling his children.
当江甜把结果溜走时,他表现得像是在卖孩子一样。






“Is there any problem?” Jiang Tian couldn’t stand the sight anymore.
“有什么问题吗?”江甜再也看不下去了。


“Nope,” Sheng Wang’s gaze was still stuck on the slip, “my grades in the past used to look like this too, I’m just reminiscing with yours.”
“没有,”盛王的目光还停留在纸条上,“我以前的成绩也是这样,我只是和你回味一下。


“......”






Sheng Wang finally shifted his gaze away from the result slip. He looked up to see Jiang Tian looking at him like he was some ‘flower of Langhuan’.
盛王终于将目光从结果单上移开。他抬头看到江甜看着他,就像他是某种'琅嵛之花'一样。


(t/n: Sit in tight because I’m cobbling from various sources at once. Original term: 琅嬛奇葩. 琅嬛: han mythology, where the heavenly emperor used to keep his books, evolved to also mean where precious books are, and also the mystical fairy realm in general. 奇葩 is ‘wonderful work’ according to baike, originally meaning strange but pretty flowers, basically exotic. To be a flower from that lang huan probably means you are truly ‘one of a kind’, and now 奇葩 is an internet slang also used commonly, sarcastically, to mock outlandish weirdos. Jiang Tian in this case is looking at him like ‘some unique brand of weirdo’.)
(t/n:坐稳,因为我同时从各种来源拼凑。原名:琅嬛奇葩。琅嬛:汉神话,天帝曾经藏书的地方,演变为也意味着珍贵书籍所在的地方,也是一般神秘的仙境。奇葩在白科的说法是“奇妙的作品”,原意是奇怪但漂亮的花朵,基本上是异国情调。成为那朵郎欢的花可能意味着你是真正的“独一无二”,而现在奇葩是一个网络俚语,也经常用来讽刺,嘲笑古怪的怪人。在这种情况下,江甜就像“某种独特的怪人”一样看着他。


“Pass the pen.” Jiang Tian moved his index finger, motioning him to pass him the pen.
“传笔。”江甜动了动食指,示意他把笔递给他。


“Why?” Sheng Wang was a little puzzled, but he did it anyway.
“为什么?”盛王有些不解,但他还是做到了。






Only to see this anger-causing creature strike out his name on the result slip with a generous stroke of the pen, and write down the characters ‘Sheng Wang’. Then, he pushed the slip along with the pen towards Sheng Wang, saying, “Please remember to get rid of the trash after you’re done reminiscing.”
只见这个激怒的生物大方地挥笔在结果单上划出自己的名字,并写下了“盛王”二字。然后,他把纸条连同笔一起推向盛王,说:“回忆完后,请记得把垃圾扔掉。


After he spoke, he went back to his seat to study, both hands empty, leaving Sheng Wang in a stare-off against the paper.
说完,他回到座位上学习,双手空空如也,留下盛王盯着纸张。


Gao Tianyang accidentally listened to the entire exchange, and his shoulders quaked as he tried to stifle his laughter. As for Sheng Wang…...the young master wanted to bite someone.
高天阳无意中听完了整个交流,肩膀颤抖着,试图压住笑声。至于盛王呢......少爷想咬人。






Therefore, only a few seconds passed before Jiang Tian received a beating from Canned via his WeChat screen.
因此,仅仅过了几秒钟,江甜就通过微信屏幕收到了罐头的一顿殴打。






The way they acted around each other had became a little strange—
他们在对方身边的举止变得有些奇怪——


In the morning, Jiang Tian would browse through the English newspaper as he waited for Sheng Wang to get ready for school, but he would never demonstrate any ‘forward initiative’ in front of Jiang Ou and Auntie Sun. When Sheng Wang went downstairs, he would be packing his schoolbag in his living room. Only when Jiang Ou said “wait for Xiao-Wang”, he then put down his schoolbag as if it was perfectly logical, and sat on the couch to use his phone.
早上,江甜会一边浏览英文报纸,一边等盛王准备上学,但他从来不会在江鸥和孙阿姨面前表现出任何“主动性”。盛王下楼的时候,他会在客厅里收拾书包。只有当江鸥说“等小王”时,他才放下书包,仿佛这完全合乎逻辑,坐在沙发上使用手机。






When they entered the classroom, that constrained feeling would finally vanish into thin air.
当他们走进教室时,那种束缚的感觉终于烟消云散了。


They behaved the same way they would behave around classmates. When Sheng Wang ran out of pen ink he would borrow from Jiang Tian, Jiang Tian would tap on his shoulder to urge him to hurry up and pass the paper to the back. They did not talk particularly often, but it was not particularly little either. They would occasionally chat, but more often than not they annoyed each other.
他们的行为方式与在同学面前的行为方式相同。当盛王的笔墨用完了,他会向江恬借来,江恬会拍拍他的肩膀,催促他赶紧把纸递到后面。他们说话的次数不是特别多,但也不是特别少。他们偶尔会聊天,但更多时候他们会互相惹恼。






Every lunch and dinner time, most students would reenact the tale of the hungry wolves. Gao Tianyang was forever the one who ran the fastest. He attempted to bring Sheng Wang along, but Sheng Wang would reject him, saying that he was frail and weak with no strength in his limbs, he could not wolf it up at all, he should go pursue this dream on his own.
每到午餐和晚餐时间,大多数学生都会重演饥饿狼的故事。高天阳永远是跑得最快的人。他试图带上盛王一起去,但盛旺会拒绝他,说他体弱多病,四肢没有力气,根本无法狼吞虎咽,他应该自己去追求这个梦想。


In reality, Sheng Wang just felt that running was incredibly unflattering and it was too much effort, besides, he was too lazy to do so and he hated sweating, that’s all.
现实中,盛王只是觉得跑步太不讨人喜欢了,太费力了,再说了,他懒得这样做,又讨厌出汗,仅此而已。






And thus the logical conclusion was that he and Jiang Tian became the only two who did not fight for canteen food, and could only accompany each other.
而合乎逻辑的结论是,他和江甜成为了仅有的两个人不争食堂饭,只能互相陪伴。


They would travel together for a while, pass through the Garden of Conduct and beneath the shade of the wutong trees outside the fences of the sports field. Sheng Wang would then head to Xi Le Convenience Store, Jiang Tian would head out of the west gate.
他们会一起旅行一会儿,穿过行为花园,在运动场围栏外的梧桐树荫下。盛王随后前往习乐便利店,江甜则从西门出去。






Sheng Wang was actually a little curious as to where he ate his lunch, but out of some unknown mentality, he did not voluntarily ask him. He did not ask, and with Jiang Tian’s personality, he did not say anything on his own either.
盛王其实有些好奇,他午餐是在哪里吃的,但出于某种不为人知的心态,他并没有主动询问他。他没有问,以江甜的性格,他也没有自己说什么。


Therefore, they could only be considered as half a meal buddy.
所以,他们只能算是半个饭伴。






Jiang Tian disappeared at night as usual, but he learned how to set his cover story up. He would send Sheng Wang a message before night self study ended, and Sheng Wang then go back by himself.
江甜像往常一样在晚上消失,但他学会了如何设置自己的掩饰故事。他会在夜自习结束前给盛王发信息,盛旺然后自己回去。


If he did not send the cover story, he would go home together with Sheng Wang. Sometimes, they would just fiddle around on their respective phones in the backseat of the car. Sometimes, they would chat a little.
如果他不发封面故事,他就会和盛王一起回家。有时,他们只是在汽车后座上摆弄各自的手机。有时,他们会聊一会儿。






And no matter the topic, no matter if they were done, they would stop the moment they step foot into the house.
而且无论什么话题,不管他们是否完成,他们一踏进家门,就会停下来。


The courtyard gate of White Horse Alley was like a boundary, they both had a silent understanding.
白马巷的院门就像一个边界,他们都有着默默的了解。






Gao Tianyang already roasted the parts he could see, saying, “Now I truly believe that you’re not familiar at all, seriously. The way the two of you behave is no different from splitting rent, you guys have an extra layer of being normal classmates at most.”
高天阳已经烤了看得见的部分,道:“现在我真的相信你一点都不熟悉,说真的。你们两个的行为方式和分摊房租没什么区别,你们最多多多做一层正常同学。


The infamous loudspeaker genuinely managed to keep his mouth sealed about this entire affair, probably out of fear of upsetting Jiang Tian.
臭名昭著的扩音器真的设法对整个事件闭口不谈,可能是因为害怕惹江天不高兴。






But what Gao Tianyang did not know was that in somewhere he could not see, the volume of WeChat messages between Sheng Wang and Jiang Tian in a week had already exceeded the volume between his and Jiang Tian’s in a semester.
但高天阳不知道的是,在他看不见的地方,盛王和江甜一周的微信量,已经超过了他和江甜一个学期的量。






The night before the weekly test, Sheng Wang curled up in his seat before his study table, and revised through the questions he made a mistake on.
周考前一天晚上,盛王蜷缩在自习桌前的座位上,把自己做错的题目复习一遍。


Only at that moment, then did he realise how many test papers and questions did he do in this week. Class A had progressed towards the material in the second semester of year two. He had to learn new content for each subject from the teachers in the day, and he also had to catch up on what he missed after finishing his homework at night. Other than the one time he drank, he did not manage to sleep before 2am on a single day.
直到那一刻,他才意识到自己在这周做了多少试卷和题目。A 班在二年级第二学期就已经向材料学习了。他白天要从老师那里学习每门科目的新内容,晚上写完作业还要补上错过的内容。除了一次喝酒外,他一天都没能在凌晨 2 点之前入睡。






First Young Master Sheng was petty, he could not stand to see other people in joy while he had to suffer. If the people around him had to go through such tortuous abuse too, he would feel much more balanced.
盛公子先是小气,他无法忍受看到别人高兴,而自己却不得不受苦。如果他周围的人也要经历如此曲折的虐待,他会感到平衡得多。






It was quite late into the night by the time he was done with the collection of questions he made a mistake on for mathematics and physics.
当他完成数学和物理题目时,已经很晚了。


White Horse Alley was situated in a splendid residential spot, even though it was in the midst of the city centre, the criss-crossing of the narrow paths resulted in not much of noise passing through at all. At this timing, it was truly complete quietude.
白马巷坐落在一个华丽的住宅区,尽管它位于市中心,但狭窄的小路纵横交错,根本没有太多噪音通过。在这个时间点,真是完全安静。






Sheng Wang briefly checked his phone, the screen displayed 2.10am. Pen cap in his mouth, he turned around to covetously stare at the wall behind him.
盛王简单地看了看手机,屏幕显示凌晨2点10分。嘴里叼着笔帽,他转过身来贪婪地盯着身后的墙壁。


Normally, at this time, the person next door should be sleeping already. He would hear a bunch of light shuffling noises that came from slippers, that would travel from the person’s study table to the bed, and peace and quiet would descend once more.
正常情况下,这个时候,隔壁的人应该已经睡觉了。他会听到拖鞋传来的一堆轻微的拖着脚的声音,这些声音会从这个人的书桌传到床上,和平与安宁会再次降临。


At this point, Sheng Wang would also be heading to bed, therefore he would not be jealous anyway.
此时,盛王也要上床睡觉了,反正他也不会吃醋。






Today however was different, he still had a corrections collection for chemistry to go through.
然而今天不同了,他仍然有一个化学更正集要经过。


(t/n: Chinese studying methods: gathering all the questions you made a mistake on and looking through them specifically, some people choose to cut and paste out said questions directly. I decided to give it the name of ‘correction collection’ because typing out the entire descriptor every time took too long. Besides, they do kinda have a noun for this, 错题集. )
(T/N:语文学习方法:把你做错的所有题目都收集起来,具体地翻阅一下,有些人选择直接剪贴掉题目。我决定给它起一个名字“更正集合”,因为每次输入整个描述符都需要很长时间。此外,他们确实有一个名词,错题集。)


He stared at that wall for around half a minute, probably, and the familiar shuffling noise was heard once more.
他盯着那堵墙看了大约半分钟,大概,然后又听到了熟悉的拖着脚步的声音。






See, he was indeed going to sleep.
看,他确实要睡觉了。


He was the only night owl left in White Horse Alley.
他是白马巷里唯一剩下的夜猫子。






Sheng Wang’s head crashed against his table, and secluded into himself for a while. The shuffling noise was heard again, this time from the be to the study table.
盛王的头撞在桌子上,隐居了一会儿。再次听到拖着脚步的声音,这次是从书桌上传来的。






Hm? Sheng Wang blinked, and looked up in uncertainty. He kept an ear out and waited for a while, and did not discover any further movement. He finally ascertained that Jiang Tian was not asleep yet, there was a second living person in White Horse Alley at 2am.
嗯?盛王眨了眨眼睛,不确定地抬起头。他竖起耳朵等了一会儿,没有发现任何进一步的动静。他终于确定江甜还没有睡着,凌晨2点白马巷里还有第二个活人。






Gratification flowed through his veins. He took out a piece of scratch paper, and started calculating for the corrections.
他的血管里流淌着满足感。他拿出一张草稿纸,开始计算更正。


However, he only finished two pages before he heard more commotion from next door over.
然而,他只读了两页,就听到隔壁传来更多的骚动。






Sheng Wang once again listened intently and stared at the wall. After listening while holding his breath for a while, he reckoned that the person was only searching for something through his bag. Therefore, he relaxed and continued going through his corrections.
盛王再次聚精会神地听着,盯着墙。屏住呼吸听了一会儿,他估计这个人只是在包里寻找什么。因此,他放松下来,继续进行更正。






This repeated for three to four cycles before he finally exploded.
这种情况重复了三到四个周期,然后他终于爆炸了。


Sheng Wang heavily jabbed at his phone screen, jabbing his way into WeChat’s app interface, tapped on topmost person and started typing —
王盛重重地戳了戳他的手机屏幕,猛地戳进微信的应用程序界面,点击最上面的人,开始打字——


What the hell are you walking back and forth for???
你到底来回走动是为了什么???






After he typed out the three question marks, Sheng Wang hesitated, and did not send the message. It was because he reread the message, and felt like he was like a pervert.
他打完三个问号后,盛王犹豫了一下,没有发信息。是因为他重读了那条消息,觉得自己像个。


His forehead rested against the table as his two hands held his phone, and fell into deep thought. Two seconds later, he deleted that line, and retyped: Are you still not asleep yet? Auntie Sun placed a bowl of red grapes in the fridge, I’ll share some with you?
他的额头靠在桌子上,两只手拿着手机,陷入了沉思。两秒钟后,他删除了那行,并重新输入:你还没睡着吗?孙阿姨在冰箱里放了一碗红葡萄,我分享给你一些?






That’s not it, that’s too fake.
不是这样,那也太假了。


Sheng Wang deleted this line again, and started editing the message for the third time: You’re this hardworking today?
盛王又删了这行,第三次开始编辑留言:你今天这么辛苦?






He silently read through a few times, and felt that it was passable. He was about to send the message before his phone suddenly vibrated.
他默默地翻了几遍,觉得还过得去。他正要发消息,手机突然震动起来。






Sheng Wang was startled. He stared at the phone, and there was unexpectedly a new message in the chat.
盛王吓了一跳。他盯着手机,聊天里竟然出现了一条新消息。


Jiang Tian: ?
江天:?






Sheng Wang’s clumsy hands nearly sent the message. He deleted the typed out message in a fluster, and replied.
盛王笨拙的手差点传出信息。他慌乱地删除了打出的消息,然后回复了。


Canned: ???
罐装的:???






The next second, Jiang Tian tossed him a screenshot. He cropped out the chat from his perspective, the top displayed ‘The other person is typing……”
下一秒,江甜就把一张截图扔给他。他从自己的角度裁剪了聊天记录,顶部显示“对方正在打字......”


Jiang Tian: It’s already a while, you’re still not done typing?
江天:已经有一段时间了,你还没打完?






Sheng Wang swore ‘fuck’ internally, and felt embarrassed from feeling like his inner thoughts were being peeked upon or something for some inexplicable reason. However, since the other person already knew, he no longer needed his face. Anyways, he already lost his face a countless number of times in front of Jiang Tian.
盛王心里发誓“操”,感觉自己内心的想法被偷看了,或者不知为什么什么,感到尴尬。不过,既然对方已经知道了,他就不再需要他的脸了。反正他在江天面前已经丢了无数次面子了。


The First Young Master decided to go straight to the main topic with a shut of his eyes and a kick of his legs.
一少爷决定闭着眼睛,蹬腿,直接进入正题。






Canned: What time are you sleeping
罐头:你几点睡觉


There was a crying little person kneeling down attached to the end of his sentence, his intention was obvious enough.
有个哭泣的小人跪下附着他的话尾,他的意图足够明显。






This time round, it was Jiang Tian’s turn to be ‘now typing……’, a moment later, there was a jump in the chat.
这一次,轮到江天“正在打字......”,片刻之后,聊天室里出现了跳跃。


Jiang Tian: How much are you left with?
江甜:你还剩多少钱?


Canned: One corrections collection……
罐装:一个更正集......


Jiang Tian: Which one?
江天:哪一个?


Canned: Chemistry.
罐头:化学。


Jiang Tian: Is your door locked?
江天:你的门锁着了吗?






T/N: now consider, how long was Jiang Tian staring at wechat before he sent sheng wang a message?
T/N:现在想想,江甜盯着微信看了多久才给盛王发信息?






Chapter 021 - Correction Collection
第021章 更正收集






Jiang Tian Got Me to Pass This to You, He Said That You Left It in His Bag
江甜让我把这个传给你,他说是你留在他包里的






Sheng Wang was a little stumped.
盛王有些难倒。


He truly wanted to know when Jiang Tian would sleep only, he did not expect the other person to reply with that at all. The development of events went way out of hand, the young master was caught completely off guards.
他真的很想知道江甜什么时候睡觉,他根本没想到对方会这样回复。事态的发展一发不可收拾,少爷完全措手不及。






Even more off guarded, was that there was soon a knock at his room’s door. Sheng Wang froze for two seconds, and quickly went to open the door with a shuffle of his slippers.
更令人措手不及的是,很快就有人敲响了他房间的门。盛王愣了两秒,拖着拖鞋赶紧去开门。


Jiang Tian stood outside of the door, the hand that knocked was holding a loose leaf notebook, the other hand was scrolling through his phone.
江甜站在门外,敲门的那只手拿着活页本,另一只手正在翻手机。






It’s already so late, yet he had plenty of official business to deal with, Sheng Wang thought idly.
已经这么晚了,他却有很多公务要处理,盛王无所事事地想着。


Like last time round, Jiang Tian did not look left and right when he entered. He was talking to someone about something, and walked straight to the table as he typed.
和上次一样,江甜进来的时候没有左顾右盼。他正在和某人谈论一些事情,一边打字一边径直走到桌子前。


Sheng Wang followed right behind him.
盛王紧跟在他身后。






He finished typing the last few words right next to the table before he finally locked his phone and tossed it into his pocket. He turned to look at Sheng Wang’s corrections collection and asked, “Where are you stuck at?”
他在桌子旁边打完了最后几个字,然后终于锁上了手机,扔进了口袋。他转头看了看盛王的批改集,问道:“你卡在哪里了?


Sheng Wang laughed dryly, “I wasn’t.”
盛王干笑道:“我不是。


Jiang Tian shot a glimpse at the wall clock, “You’re not stuck but it’s already 2.30am?”
江甜瞥了一眼挂钟,“你没卡住,但已经凌晨2点30分了?


“What’s this look of yours.” Sheng Wang wanted to hit someone. He was at the risk of losing his face. His finger knocked against the notebook as he said, “I’m self-studying, this speed is already not bad.”
“你这是什么样子。”盛王想打人。他冒着丢脸的风险。他的手指敲了敲笔记本,说道:“我自学,这个速度已经不差了。


Jiang Tian casually flipped through a few pages with his eyes lowered, “Then what did you want to ask?”
江甜垂着眼睛随手翻了翻几页,“那你想问什么?


Sheng Wang couldn’t squeeze any question out.
盛王挤不出任何一个问题。






He wanted to say ‘I actually didn’t mean it’, but if he seriously went with that, he dreaded that Jiang Tian would instantly walk away with a poker-face, and he would never have that patience ever again.
他想说'我其实不是故意的',但如果他真的这么做,他害怕江天会立刻带着扑克脸走开,他再也不会有那种耐心了。


That means that he would have to spam him with tiny people on WeChat again.
这意味着他将不得不再次在微信上向他发送垃圾邮件。


Sheng Wang thought about the consequence, and felt he could also have this ‘meaning’.
盛王想了想后果,觉得自己也可以有这个'意思'。






“How about—” he rubbed his neck, putting his face at stakes and said, “how about you help me sort this out, what’s the typical difficulty level in the weekly test? I’ve only ever taken the test once, I can’t quite grasp it yet.”
“怎么样——”他揉了揉脖子,把脸放在了危险上,说道,“要不你帮我解决一下,每周测试的典型难度是多少?我只参加过一次考试,我还不能完全掌握它。


Not so long ago, this was what other people always said to him, he had never ever thought in a million years that the reverse would happen.
不久前,这是别人总是对他说的话,他一百万年来从未想过会发生相反的情况。






He thought that Jiang Tian, as a lucky person who had the fortune to hear this coming from him, should go buy a lottery ticket. After all, this line would only ever appear once, there was no way he would say it a second time.
他想,江天作为一个幸运儿,有幸听到他说来的这句话,应该去买一张彩票。毕竟,这句台词只会出现一次,他不可能再说第二次。


Sheng Wang thought, self importantly.
盛王想,自我重要。






There was only one chair in the bedroom. He graciously gave it up to Jiang Tian, and sat at the edge of the table with much familiar ease. He reached to the other side of the desk and fished out an empty notebook. He spun his pen as he said to Jiang Tian, “Done, you may begin.”
卧室里只有一把椅子。他大方地把它让给了江天,然后像熟悉的轻松一样坐在桌子边上。他把手伸到桌子的另一边,掏出一本空笔记本。他转了挥笔,对江天说:“好了,你可以开始了。


Jiang Tian eyed his improper sitting position, and his thumb pressed down on the pen as he asked, “Can I draw on the collection?”
江天看着他不正确的坐姿,拇指按在笔上问道:“我可以在藏品上画画吗?


“Up to you,” Sheng Wang said, “it will be torn out in the end anyways.”
“由你自己,”盛王说,“反正最后还是会被撕掉的。


“Torn?”
“撕裂了?”


Sheng Wang explained, “I'll just strike a question out if I have no more doubts after doing it two times, and then tear the page once it’s filled. Saves me from wasting the few seconds it takes to sweep through them again next time.”
王盛解释道:“做了两次后,如果不再有疑问,我就会划掉一个问题,填满后再撕掉那页。省去了我下次再次扫过它们所需的几秒钟。






He himself was already this sloppy, Jiang Tian did not bother with being courteous anymore. He roughly looked through the collection, clicked his blue pen, and drew giant brackets around some questions.
他自己就已经这么邋遢了,江甜也懒得再客气了。他粗略地浏览了这本藏品,点击了他的蓝色笔,并在一些问题周围画了巨大的括号。


As he drew, he said, “These few pages are key points.”
他一边画画,一边说:“这几页是关键点。


“Don’t need to look at the main question for these two pages.”
“这两页不需要看主要问题。”






He crossed out a few pages with zero mercy while saying, “This part is not really useful.”
他毫不留情地划掉了几页,同时说:“这部分没什么用。


“When you have time, give the remaining ones a look, if you didn’t it doesn’t really affect much anyway.”
“等你有时间的时候,看看剩下的,如果你没有,反正也没什么影响。”






This person said four sentences in total. Out of 20+ pages, he folded five pages, bracketed six key questions, and passed the notebook to Sheng Wang. “Got it?”
这个人一共说了四句话。在20+页中,他折了五页,括了六个关键问题,把笔记本递给了盛王。“明白了吗?”


Sheng Wang: “......”
王盛:“......”






He actually really did get it. He did have top-notch studying and understanding abilities after all, all he needed was a slight nudge. When Jiang Tian highlighted, he could already tell that the six key questions were the most synthetic questions, if he completely grasped them, he would not need to be terrified of the major questions in exams at all.
他实际上真的明白了。毕竟他确实有一流的学习和理解能力,他需要的只是轻轻的推动。江甜在高亮的时候,就已经看得出来,这六道重点题是最综合的题目,如果完全掌握了,他根本不需要对考试中的大题心惊胆战。


As for the remaining questions, they were basically repeating certain parts from these six questions, therefore he did not need to waste his time on them.
至于剩下的问题,基本上都是重复这六个问题中的某些部分,所以他不需要浪费时间在上面。






For objective questions, Jiang Tian picked those with a strange angle. There was no need to worry about objective questions during the exam at all. If he could figure out a coherent line of thought for these weird questions, then there should be basically no more issues.
对于客观问题,江甜挑了那些角度奇怪的。考试时完全不用担心客观题。如果他能为这些奇怪的问题想出一个连贯的思路,那么基本上应该不会再有问题了。






Sheng Wang may have understood, but he still wanted to laugh.
盛王或许明白了,但他还是想笑。


He reached out to receive the booklet, and the other hand raised two fingers in pretense, “I have a question.”
他伸手接过小册子,另一只手假装抬起两根手指,“我有一个问题。


When this young master spoke, the long legs dangling at the side of the table lightly playfully swayed, just a look and one could tell he was up to no good.
这位少爷说话的时候,桌边晃来晃去的大长腿,轻轻俏皮地晃了晃,光是看一眼就知道他图谋不轨。






“Speak.” Jiang Tian’s hand, which was delivering the notebook, paused in its journey.
“说吧。”江恬递送笔记本的手在旅途中停了下来。


“Have you seriously not been beaten up before when you went through the questions like that?” Sheng Wang started laughing halfway through as he spoke.
“你以前在经历这样的问题时真的没有被打过吗?”王盛说到一半就笑了起来。


Jiang Tian just knew that he did not have any pleasant thing to say. The moment he heard, he immediately drew the notebook back.
江甜只知道,他没有什么好说的话。他一听,立刻把笔记本抽了回来。






Sheng Wang missed the notebook, and instantly behaved, he let out an ‘Ay’ and said, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, please don’t take it away. The book is mine.”
盛王错过了笔记本,瞬间表现得好起来,他'哎'了一声说:“对不起,对不起,请你不要拿走。这本书是我的。


Earlier on, in order to save time he did not even bother with drying his hair. At this moment, it was already thoroughly dried. The hair was uncombed, and with these two actions and a fuss it was messier than before.
早些时候,为了节省时间,他甚至懒得吹干头发。这一刻,已经彻底干涸了。头发没有梳,这两个动作和大惊小怪,比之前更凌乱了。






Sheng Wang was able to grab the corrections collection with a reach of his hand, and sat back at the table again. His finger combed his hair for a while, blew the hair in front of his forehead, and finally started looking at the questions with his head down.
盛王伸手就能抓住了批改集,又坐回了桌子旁。他的手指梳了一会儿头发,吹了吹额前的头发,终于开始低着头看题目。






There was no longer anyone speaking, the room was abruptly quiet. The stillness in the late night in White Horse Alley slowly, quietly, submerged the room, like the rising tide. Behind Sheng Wang was a giant glass window, in some random bush outside, bugs stayed hidden, and distantly, muffledly chittered.
不再有人说话,房间里突然安静了下来。白马巷深夜的寂静,慢慢地,静静地,淹没了整个房间,就像涨潮一样。盛王身后是一扇巨大的玻璃窗,在外面的某个随机灌木丛中,虫子一直藏着,远处低沉地叽叽喳喳地叫着。






Out of his peripheral gaze, Jiang Tian did not get up to leave. He took his own loose leaf notebook from the table, leaned against the back of the chair and flipped through it. Sheng Wang took a quick look at him before retracting his gaze, and did not chase him back to his own bedroom to do so. Neither did he ask him how long it would take for him to finish it. He only drew a pen out from his pencil case, and started scribbling on his scratch paper.
从周边的目光中,江甜没有起身离开。他从桌子上拿出自己的活页笔记本,靠在椅背上翻了翻。盛王快速看了他一眼,才收回目光,没有追他回自己的卧室。他也没有问他需要多长时间才能完成它。他只从铅笔盒里掏出一支笔,开始在草稿纸上涂鸦。






After Jiang Tian’s bold and decisive chops and cancellations, he went through the corrections collection at an extremely speedy pace. He only took 10+ minutes from the start to end. Even so, it was nearly 3am.
江恬大胆果断的劈砍和取消后,以极快的速度浏览了批改征集。他从开始到结束只用了10+分钟。即便如此,还是快凌晨 3 点了。






The two people did not stay up so late before, both their eyelids were heavy at the end, they were basically competing to see who was sleepier. Even the notebooks and pens were kept in its entirety. After Jiang Tian returned to his room, Sheng Wang flopped onto his bed. He buried himself within his blankets in half-alive-half-dead state for a while, before he groped for his phone as if he remembered something.
两个人之前没有熬那么夜,最后两眼皮都沉重了,基本上都是在比拼看谁更困。就连笔记本和笔也完整地保存了下来。江甜回到房间后,盛旺扑通扑通地倒在了床上。他半生半死地把自己埋在毯子里一会儿,然后摸索着手机,好像想起了什么。






He used his finger to pull at his eyelids, and mustered up his energy to open up the chat window with Jiang Tian. He bit the tip of his tongue as he sent a ‘oh yeah thank you’ with much hesitation, and locked his phone the moment it was sent. He tossed the phone aside and went back lying down again.
他用手指拉扯眼皮,鼓起力气打开了与江天的聊天窗口。他咬着舌尖,犹豫地发了一句“哦,是的,谢谢”,并在手机发送的那一刻锁定了手机。他把手机扔到一边,又躺了回去。


His consciousness almost immediately blurred out, even until the moment he completely fell asleep, he did not hear the phone vibrate at all. He reckoned Jiang Tian probably fell asleep faster than he did.
他的意识几乎立刻就模糊了,甚至直到完全睡着的那一刻,他根本没有听到手机的震动。他估计江甜可能比他睡得更快。






Second day, early in the morning, Jiang Ou and Auntie Sun went in and out of the kitchen as usual. Around 6.20am, the shuffling of footsteps could be heard from the staircase. Sheng Wang went downstairs with bleary eyes at the usual timing right on the dot.
第二天,一大早,江鸥和孙阿姨像往常一样进进出出厨房。早上 6 点 20 分左右,楼梯上传来拖着脚步声。盛王眼泪汪红,正好在点上。






Jiang Ou settled a bowl of shredded chicken porridge down on the table, and beckoned Sheng Wang to come sit down, while saying on instinct, ‘Xiao-Tian, wait for him a bit.”
江鸥将一碗鸡丝粥放在桌子上,招呼盛王过来坐下,同时本能地说,“小天,等他一会儿。


Sheng Wang followed the voice and looked towards the living room, and saw not a single person. He looked towards the entryway, and there was still no one next to the shoe cabinet.
盛王顺着声音往客厅看去,没有看到一个人。他看向玄关,鞋柜旁边还是空无一人。






He paused for a moment, and was just about to ask before he heard Jiang Ou slap her hand to her head, and said, “Ay, this head of mind, Xiao-Tian isn’t down yet.”
他停顿了一下,刚想问,就听见江鸥用手拍了拍她的头,说道:“哎呀,这头脑子,小天还没下来呢。


She pushed the bowl of porridge towards Sheng Wang, and could not help but mutter, “How strange, he didn’t dawdle in bed before, what day is this even?”
她把那碗粥推向盛王,忍不住嘟囔道:“真奇怪,他以前也没在床上磨磨蹭蹭,这到底是哪一天?






At that moment, Sheng Wang had the guilty conscience of a thief for some reason.
那一刻,盛王不知为何有了小偷的愧疚。


In the end, Jiang Tian went down later than he did by two minutes. Sheng Wang glanced at the staircase as he listened to the footsteps, and then drank his porridge to the sound of Jiang Ou muttering, nearly burying his entire face inside.
最终,江甜比他晚了两分钟。盛王听着脚步声看了一眼楼梯,然后随着江鸥的喃喃自语声喝了下他的粥,几乎把整张脸埋在里面。






*


The exam teachers pasted seat numbers for Class A and B and the other 12 overnight. This morning, when Sheng Wang and Jiang Tian entered the classroom, their seats were already filled with unfamiliar faces.
考试老师连夜粘贴了 A 班和 B 班以及其他 12 个班的座位号。今天早上,当盛王和江甜走进教室时,他们的座位上已经坐满了陌生的面孔。






Their tables were at the back, one 44 and the other 45, and just nice both were taken by students from other classes.
他们的桌子在后面,一张 44 张,另一张 45 张,两张桌子都被其他班级的学生占据了。


The moment the boy who sat at table 45 saw that it was Jiang Tian’s table, he immediately rubbed his hands together, “What the heck is this godly seat, if I touch it a couple of times, can I score better?”
坐在45桌的男生看到是江甜的桌子的那一刻,立刻搓了搓双手,“这神座到底是什么,我摸几下,能不能得分更好?


Jiang Tian was bending over to retrieve the things he needed for the exam from the inside of the table. After he heard, he stood straight and glanced at his hand, his face completely written with ‘Why are you so prissy.’
江甜正弯着腰从桌子里面取回考试所需的东西。他听后,站直了身子,看了一眼自己的手,脸上完全写着'你怎么这么挑剔'。






When this person wasn’t smiling, he emanated enough frost to freeze the heavens and ice the ground, and he still had an air of arrogance coming right out of him.
此人不笑的时候,散发出的冰霜足以冻天冻地,身上还散发着傲慢的气息。


That boy instantly shrunk his hand back. Yet, even if he did not have the guts to touch the table, someone did. Gao Tianyang, while holding his pencil case, brazenly pushed Sheng Wang over there as he said, “Here, the two of us get a touch each, maybe next exam we wouldn’t be exiled downstairs.
那个男孩瞬间缩了缩手。然而,即使他没有胆量去碰桌子,也有人摸了。高天阳一边拿着铅笔盒,一边厚颜无耻地将盛王推了过来,一边说:“在这里,我们两个人各摸一碰,说不定下次考试我们就不会被流放到楼下了。


Sheng Wang praised, “Good idea.”
王盛称赞道:“好主意。


Gao Tianyang said, “You go first, I’ll follow up.”
高天阳说:“你先走,我跟进。






Sheng Wang echoed after Gao Tianyang for the sake of it, he did not actually have the intention to touch at all. In the end, the moment he looked up and saw Jiang Tian’s indescribable gaze, for some reason, he suddenly was in the mood to tease. He reached out for a touch, and after a touch he escaped.
盛王为了高天阳而附和,其实根本没有碰的意思。最后,当他抬头看到江甜那难以言喻的目光的那一刻,不知为何,他突然有了调侃的心情。他伸手想要触碰,触碰后他逃脱了。


Gao Tianyang chased after him, and exclaimed, ‘Aiyo what the heck this is hilarious, you didn’t catch it, but my Tian-ge’s face……”
高天阳追了上去,惊呼道:“哎呀,这到底是什么好笑,不是你抓到的,而是我天歌的脸......”






These two were roughly peas of the same problematic pod, they both had to head downstairs. Gao Tianyang’s seat was #2 in Class 3. Sheng Wang was worse off, he was #8 in Class 5.
这两个大致是同一个有问题的豆荚的豌豆,他们都不得不下楼。高天阳的座位是 2 班的 #3。Sheng Wang 的情况更糟,他在 8 班的 #5。


Though he only just transferred over, his face was already relatively famous, when he entered Class 5 he even caused an uproar. It wasn’t only because he’s hot, it was also because everyone knew he came down from Class A.
虽然他才刚刚转学过来,但他的脸已经比较有名了,当他进入五班时,他甚至引起了轩然。这不仅仅是因为他很火,还因为大家都知道他是从 A 班下来的。






The reason for his bad grades was known to Class A, but that did not mean that other classes knew too. He just sat down in his seat when he vaguely heard two people’s whispering, to his rightish-front, “This score is pretty bad, how did he even make it into Class A?”
他成绩不好的原因被 A 班知道,但这并不意味着其他班级也知道。他刚坐在座位上,就隐约听到两个人对着他的右边窃窃私语,“这个分数很糟糕,他怎么能进入 A 班?


“There’s discount for inter-school transfers?”
“校际转学有折扣吗?”


“That works too? If only I knew I wouldn’t have tested for Fuzhong, I would have gone to Erzhong, made my way into the strong class, and transferred. Maybe I would have been in Class A by now.”
“那也有效?要是早知道不考福中,我早就去二重,闯进强班,转学了。也许我现在已经进入 A 班了。






Sheng Wang dug out his pencil case from his bag, and treated these as a joke.
盛王从包里掏出铅笔盒,把这些当成笑话。


He wasn’t a particularly modest type of person, as he heard he gave them corrective remarks in his head, his mouth even sprouted, “Can you guys be a little softer? It would be so terribly embarrassing if I end up hearing you.”
他并不是一个特别谦虚的人,听到他在脑海中给了他们纠正的话,他的嘴甚至长了出来,“你们能不能软一点?如果我最终听到你的声音,那将是非常尴尬的。






Two girls at the side ‘pffted’ into laughter, the few gossipy ones instantly went red in the face, whipping around and saying, “Who’s embarrassing?”
旁边的两个女孩“噗噗”地笑了起来,几个八卦的女孩瞬间脸都红了,转过身来说:“谁尴尬?


Sheng Wang said, “Not me for sure.”
盛王说:“肯定不是我。


“Fuck.” Those people were incredibly frustrated, and yet they knew they were the ones who were in the wrong, and could only keep it to themselves.
“操。”那些人非常沮丧,但他们知道自己是错的,只能把这件事藏在心里。






“Why are you so amusing,” the two girls giggled.
“你怎么这么好笑,”两个女孩咯咯地笑着。


Sheng Wang thought they vaguely looked familiar, but due to his facial blindness, he could not recall where he saw them from.
盛王以为他们隐约看起来很眼熟,但由于他的面部失明,他不记得自己是从哪里看到他们的。






The girl close to him suddenly covered her mouth, pointed the few boys and said breathily, “These are the boys well known for their scumminess in the level, they would do any stupid thing. If you run into them in the next exam room, you should stay away from them, saves you some trouble.”
靠近他的女孩突然捂住嘴,指着几个男生气喘吁吁地说:“这些都是关卡中以渣男著称的男生,他们会做任何愚蠢的事情。如果你在下一个考场遇到他们,你应该远离他们,这样可以省去一些麻烦。






Sheng Wang laughed, and played along by covering his mouth, “Next time round, I definitely wouldn’t be in the same exam room.”
盛王笑了起来,捂着嘴玩弄着,“下次,我肯定不会在同一个考场了。


“Why are you so unhumble?”
“你怎么这么不谦虚?”






As they spoke, the other girl suddenly frantically slapped at this girl’s arm, saying “Outside the door, outside!”
说着,另一个女孩突然疯狂地拍打着这个女孩的胳膊,说:“门外,外面!


“What's outside the door?”
“门外有什么?”


Sheng Wang looked up with this girl, only to see Jiang Tian’s figure flash by, leaving from the classroom entrance.
盛王和这个女孩抬头一看,只见江甜的身影一闪而过,从教室门口离开。






“Jiang Tian?!”
“江天?!”


“Why is Jiang Tian here?” The two girls muttered.
“江甜怎么来了?”两个女孩嘟囔着。


Sheng Wang suddenly recalled why they were vaguely familiar then. The two girls came over to stuff small gifts and notes to Jiang Tian during PE lesson, but they were both rejected.
盛王突然回想起,为什么他们当时隐约熟悉。两个女孩在体育课上过来给江甜塞小礼物和笔记,但都被拒绝了。






A boy who just entered made his way over in a light jog, a familiar looking loose leaf notebook in his hand.
一个刚进来的男孩慢跑了过来,手里拿着一本看起来很熟悉的活页笔记本。


Sheng Wang focused, and internally said, isn’t that my correction collection?
盛王专心致志,心里说,那不是我的批改集吗?


Just as expected, that boy placed the notebook on his desk and said, “Jiang Tian got me to pass this to you, he said that you left it in his bag.”
果不其然,那个男生把笔记本放在书桌上,说:“江甜让我把这个传给你,他说是你把它留在了他的包里。






The two girls, as well as the students who heard this, all violently whipped their head around.
两个女孩,以及听到这话的学生,都猛地甩了甩头。


Sheng Wang was more confused than they were.
盛王比他们更困惑。






Chapter 022 - Old Man Ding
第022章 丁老头






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Young Master Sheng Wang’s Mental State Collapsed On The Spot
王盛少爷精神状态当场崩溃






The world of secondary education was very simple, as long as one was slightly outstanding in certain areas, they could become one of the popular kids, well known throughout the school. Those with good grades could make it there, those with good looks could certainly too. Jiang Tian perfectly occupied both conditions, his name becoming much more mystical as a result.
中学教育的世界很简单,只要一个人在某些方面稍微出类拔萃,就可以成为受欢迎的孩子之一,在全校都广为人知。成绩好的人可以到达那里,那些长得好看的人当然也可以。江天完美地占据了这两个条件,他的名字也因此变得更加神秘。


From the moment the boy who delivered the notebook spoke till the moment the test officially started, the people around were in a state of both curious and yet afraid to gossip, like a mosquito with its wings pinched together, only daring to move the mouth and not make a single sound.
从送笔记本的男孩说话的那一刻起,到考试正式开始的那一刻,周围的人都处于一种既好奇又又不敢说闲话的状态,就像一只翅膀掐在一起的蚊子,只敢动嘴巴,不发出任何声音。






Sheng Wang thought it was kind of funny.
盛王觉得这有点好笑。






To think back then I was also quite the popular one, at least there wouldn't be any idiots around who would say ‘this score is pretty bad’ right in front of me, Sheng Wang said internally.
回想当时我也是挺红的那个,至少周围不会有白痴在我面前说'这个分数挺差的',盛王内心说。


Soon enough though, he felt that whatever, constantly reminiscing about the past was no fun.
但很快,他就觉得不管怎样,不断回忆过去并不好玩。






He had always felt that he had a heart and lungs of iron, he would just show a paper with only 60-70 marks to other people, and he could even make a joke out of it. Everyone gets a little kick out of it, and the issue would be considered over.
他一直觉得自己心肺铁,他只会给别人看一张只有60-70分的论文,甚至可以拿它开个玩笑。每个人都从中得到一点乐趣,这个问题就会被认为结束了。


Only till this moment, when the people who couldn’t keep their mouths to themselves bury themselves into the test with distress, and the school bell gradually stopping its final sound, with him sitting in the classroom and listening to the cacophony of the cicadas outside, he suddenly realised albeit late—
直到这一刻,当那些闭不住嘴的人心疼地埋头考试,学校的钟声逐渐停止了最后的响起,他坐在教室里听着外面刺耳的蝉声,他突然意识到,虽然很晚——


This feeling of dropping from the clouds to the mud, he really did not like it at all.
这种从云端掉到泥泞里的感觉,他真的一点都不喜欢。


Nobody would ever like it.
没有人会喜欢它。






There was a tiny piece of paper pasted at the left corner of every table, with the name, class, exam registration number and the seat number written on top. The invigilator quietly walked off the teaching platform, a form in his hands, and approached the students to get them to sign it individually.
每张桌子的左角都贴着一张小纸,上面写着姓名、班级、考试报名号和座位号。监考员悄悄地走下教学台,手里拿着一张表格,走近学生,让他们单独签字。


He soon approached Sheng Wang. After double checking against the information, he pressed the form against his desk, and whispered, “Sign here.”
他很快就找到了盛王。在仔细检查了信息后,他将表格按在桌子上,低声说:“在这里签名。






279 was his seat number this time. Fuzhong’s niche was in the sciences. In year two, other than Class AB, the top 7 were all science classes. His ranking this time wasn’t really desirable. Sheng Wang clicked his pen, and signed his name after that number.
279 是他这次的座位号。福忠的利基是科学。第二年,除了 AB 班,前 7 名都是理科班。他这次的排名并不理想。盛王点了点笔,在那个号码后面签了自己的名字。






He should set himself a small target, like…...jumping 100 places from 279.
他应该给自己设定一个小目标,比如......从 100 位跃升 279 位。






The first test, mathematics, went on from 7am to 9.30am, afterwards they had a half an hour of break to adjust. The second subject, physics, went from 10am to 11.40am.
第一个测试是数学,从早上 7 点持续到早上 9 点 30 分,之后他们有半小时的休息时间来调整。第二门科目,物理,从上午 10 点到上午 11 点 40 分。


After these two papers, the person basically perished.
这两张纸之后,这个人基本上就灭亡了。


The moment the bell rang, a huge wave of living dead poured out from the classrooms.
铃声响起的那一刻,一活死人从教室里涌了出来。






Gao Tianyang was only a class away from Sheng Wang, the moment he handed in his script he waited outside Class 5, in the corridor.
高天阳离盛旺只有一节课的距离,他交剧本的那一刻,就等在了五班外,走廊里。


Sheng Wang’s face was full of astonishment as he held his bag, “You seriously didn’t go straight for the canteen?”
盛王拿着包,脸上满是惊愕,“你真的没直接去食堂?


“We don’t need to fight for the canteen food for today, did you forget?” Gao Tianyang realised the moment he spoke, “Oh, yeah right, you didn’t know. Our school has a rule, for days with weeklies, the canteen will open up for meals two times, there’s no need to fight at all. I reckon they are scared that when students need to compete with their physical capabilities after going through the beatings of the tests, they would lose it. What if they go leaping down from the observatory, that would have a bad effect.”
“今天的食堂食物不用我们争了,你忘了吗?”高天阳在说话的那一刻就意识到了,“哦,对了,对了,你不知道。我们学校有个规矩,周刊的日子,食堂开两次饭,根本不用打架。我想他们害怕当学生在经历考试的打击后需要与自己的身体能力竞争时,他们会失去它。如果他们从天文台跳下来怎么办,那会产生不好的影响。






“Besides, there’s not going to be many people eating at the canteen today,” Gao Tianyang gestured with his head towards the classroom, “there, look, there’s a bunch of them staying here.”
“再说了,今天食堂吃饭的人也不多了,”高天阳用头朝教室指了指,“那里,你看,有一堆人留在这里。


There were indeed people who remained behind, a rough count showed that there's 10+ of them. People were not allowed to eat cooked meals with aromas, they all dug out from their bags biscuits, breads, and ham sausage.
确实有人留下来,粗略统计显示有 10+ 人。人们不允许吃带有香味的熟食,他们都从袋子里挖出饼干、面包和火腿肠。






“This hardcore? Sheng Wang recalled that the last weekly test did not go like this, but then again, last time round he took it in Class A. The people in their class were usually quite hardcore, when it came to the day of the test itself they treasured themselves plenty enough, even in the canteen they picked to make sure they ate the good stuff.
“这个硬核?王盛回忆说,上一次每周的考试不是这样进行的,但话又说回来,上一轮他在 A 班参加了考试。他们班上的人通常都是相当铁杆的,到了考试当天,他们也非常珍惜自己,即使在他们挑选的食堂里,以确保他们吃到好东西。






Gao Tianyang said, “Didn’t the system change, right? It’s really quite the provokation. Nobody wants to go further back the more they test. Let’s go, hurry up, let’s go, hurry up and eat.”
高天阳道:“制度不是变了吧?这真的是相当挑衅的。没有人愿意越测试越往后追溯。走吧,快点走吧,快点吃饭吧。






“Eh wait hold on—” Sheng Wang stopped in his steps as he hooked his arms around the staircase railing, and looked upstairs. Class A was near the staircase, most of the group had already left, there was only a small wave of people going downstairs in sparse groups.
“呃,等等,等等——”盛王停下脚步,用双臂勾住楼梯栏杆,看向楼上。A 班在楼梯附近,大部分人已经离开了,只有一小波人稀疏地下楼。






Earlier, he wanted to say if we weren’t heading to the west gate, I’ll need to let Jiang Tian know or something, only to see a figure coming down from upstairs, his hand audaciously holding a phone.
刚才他还想说,如果我们不去西门,我需要让江天知道什么的,却看到一个人影从楼上下来,手里大胆地拿着手机。


“Tian-ge, we’re here.” Gao Tianyang lifted his hand to signal.
“天歌,我们来了。”高天阳抬手示意。


Jiang Tian lifted his head and gave them a look, his thumb rapidly tapped at the screen, like he was deleting something.
江甜抬起头看了他们一眼,拇指飞快地敲打着屏幕,像是在删除什么。






“What the heck, you’re not even trying to hide, aren’t you afraid of running into Big Mouth Xu once you go around a corner or something?” Gao Tianyang said.
“什么鬼,你连躲都不躲,不怕一转拐角就碰到徐大嘴吗?”“高天阳说。


“He’s patrolling the year ones today.” Jiang Tian tossed the phone back into his pocket. Before the screen turned off, Sheng Wang thought he briefly caught a glance of a vertical row of red dots, like WeChat’s interface.
“他今天正在巡逻一年级。”江甜把手机扔回口袋里。在屏幕关闭之前,盛王以为他短暂地瞥了一眼一排垂直的红点,就像微信的界面一样。






His mind ran, and for some reason, he thought that Jiang Tian was about to send him a message just now.
他的脑子一转,不知为何,他以为刚才江甜要给他发信息。


“You’re not heading to the west gate today?”
“你今天不去西门吗?”


“Mm,” Jiang Tian pointed at Gao Tianyang, “he didn’t tell you?”
“嗯,”江天指了指高天阳,“他没告诉你?


“Tell me what?”
“告诉我什么?”


“Tell you that we’re all eating in the canteen today.” Gao Tianyang dragged his voice, sounding done, “Do I even need to say it, ge. He will find out when I drag him here to wait for you anyways.”
“告诉你,我们今天都在食堂吃饭。”高天阳拖着声音,听起来已经完成了,“我还需要说吗,哥。反正等我把他拖到这里等你的时候,他就会发现的。






It was the first time Sheng Wang met someone who spoke through his actions in this manner, and asked in bewilderment, “What if you didn’t manage to make me stay?”
盛王还是第一次遇到这样通过行动说话的人,不解地问道:“万一你没能让我留下来怎么办?


“I run faster than dogs, tell me how I can lose you?” Gao Tianyang said.
“我跑得比狗还快,告诉我我怎么会失去你?”“高天阳说。


Sheng Wang was speechless, and gave him a thumbs up.
盛王无语了,对他竖起了大拇指。






“Why not the west gate today?” Sheng Wang followed Gao Tianyang downstairs. Next to him was the stream of humans quickly filing past them, and Jiang Tian was behind him.
“为什么今天不去西门?”盛王跟着高天阳下楼。旁边是一股人流,迅速从他们身边掠过,江甜就在他身后。


He actually meant to ask Jiang Tian, but Gao Tianyang enthusiastically answered instead, “Because the west gate is so far, going back and forth alone will suck up 20 minutes, and when you factor in eating that’s so much time wasted. Do you know what’s being tested this afternoon?”
他其实是想问江天的,但高天阳却热情地回答道:“因为西门那么远,光是来回就耽误了20分钟,算上吃饭,就浪费了那么多时间。你知道今天下午要测试什么吗?






“Language, right?” Sheng Wang said.
“语言,对吧?”“王盛说。


“Yeah, language,” Gao Tianyang said, “language is so terrifying, I still haven’t memorised two pieces of classical texts, if I get it all wrong, Garfield will hang me up and whip me. Tian-ge, did you memorise?”
“是啊,语言,”高天阳说,“语言太可怕了,我还没背两篇文书,如果我都记错了,加菲猫就会把我吊起来,鞭打我。天歌,你背了吗?


Sheng Wang turned behind, and saw Jiang Tian say, with a ‘coffin face’, “No.”
盛王转过身后,只见江甜一脸'棺材面“地说:”不行。


Gao Tianyang asked again, “Did you memorise the 8 tricks to poetry appreciation?”
高天阳又问:“诗词鉴赏的8招,你背了吗?


“You’re really getting into it, aren’t you?”
“你真的很投入,不是吗?”






Sheng Wang especially wanted to laugh. He nearly forgot, this influential figure wasn’t omnipotent either, the moment he saw language his face was written with “I am Unwell”.
王盛特别想笑。他差点忘记了,这个有影响力的人物也不是无所不能的,当他看到语言的那一刻,他的脸上就写着“我身体不适”。


Gao Tianyang was getting a kick out of asking, Sheng Wang also joined in. He turned around and said, “Did you read Garfield’s lyrical writing guide?”
高天阳问得一脚踢,盛王也加入了进来。他转过身来,说:“你读过加菲猫的抒情写作指南吗?


Gao Tianyang even chorused, “Did you read?”
高天阳甚至大声合唱,“你读过吗?


Jiang Tian: “......”
江田:“......”


The moment he saw him brake in his steps, Sheng Wang immediately ran down the stairs three steps at a time, slipping away faster than even Gao Tianyang.
看到他脚步刹车的那一刻,盛王立刻三步一路跑下楼梯,溜走的速度甚至比高天阳还要快。






They stood next to the fountain to wait for Jiang Tian. Gao Tianyang was bent over in laughter, and as he laughed, his expression changed, and asked Sheng Wang, “You freaking ran even faster than I did, you’re telling me you’re frail and have no energy in your limbs at all?”
他们站在喷泉旁边等待江天。高天阳笑得弯下腰,笑着脸色一变,问盛王:“你这该死的跑得比我还快,你是说你身体虚弱,四肢一点精神都没有?


“Sometimes, sometimes.” Sheng Wang used the back of his hand to wipe at the sweat gathering at the corner of his forehead, and fanned himself with his own collar.
“有时,有时。”盛王用手背擦了擦额角积聚的汗水,用自己的衣领给自己扇了扇。






Reckless, unbridled youth were always attractive to people. When he ran over, the girls he passed by all turned their eyes to him. At the moment, he felt that he was too high key, and immediately started playing dead by propping himself against his knees.
鲁莽、肆无忌惮的年轻人总是对人们有吸引力。当他跑过去时,路过的女孩们都把目光转向了他。此刻,他觉得自己太高调了,立刻开始用膝盖撑着自己装死。


Gao Tianyang side-eyed him in displeasure.
高天阳不悦地侧目了他一眼。


“What are you looking at?” Sheng Wang said, “I really can’t run at all, if not for the sake of exams today that I ate a few extra mouths for breakfast, I usually don’t have the strength to even fight a chicken. I’m super unhealthy, even.”
“你在看什么?”盛王说,“我真的根本跑不动,要不是今天考试早餐多吃了几口,平时连打鸡的力气都没有。我甚至超级不健康。


“Quibble.” Gao Tianyang started sprouting nonsense, “You just want to eat with Tian-ge, you don’t want to eat with me.”
“狡辩。”高天阳开始胡言乱语,“你只想和天歌一起吃饭,你不想和我一起吃饭。


Sheng Wang: “......”
王盛:“......”






Look at the kind of bullshit he was sprouting.
看看他正在发芽的那种废话。


The young master gave a sardonic laugh, he didn’t bother replying at all.
少爷讽刺地笑了笑,根本懒得回答。






There was suddenly a ruckus from the crowd nearby. Sheng Wang heard someone cursing ‘Damn beggar get out of the way! Eh fuck my new shoes—”
附近人群突然传来一阵骚动。盛王听到有人骂道:'该死的乞丐,让开!呃,操我的新鞋——”






He frowned and looked, only to see a familiar, bronze figure tumble down from the flight stairs with the fountain. A blue bag on his shoulders fell onto the floor, the small watermelon rolled on the floor and cracked open. The red flesh faced skywards, sweet and saccharine juices spilled out.
他皱着眉头看了看,却看到一个熟悉的青铜人影从喷泉的飞行楼梯上滚下来。他肩上的一个蓝色袋子掉在了地上,小西瓜在地板上打滚,裂开了。红肉朝天,甜甜糖精汁溢出。






Gao Tianyang yelled, “The mute!”
高天阳大喊:“哑巴!


Sheng Wang suddenly recalled, this was the mute he saw at Xi Le, the convenience store.
盛旺突然回想起来,这是他在便利店习乐看到的那个哑巴。






“What’s going on?”
“这是怎么回事?”


“Who’s that person?”
“那个人是谁?”


“I think he’s the scraps picker from the west gate.”
“我认为他是西门的捡角料的人。”


The girls gasped in alarm, and retreated a few steps out of fear. The crowd was full of furtive whispers.
女孩们惊慌失措地倒吸一口凉气,害怕地后退了几步。人群中充满了偷偷摸摸的窃窃私语。






“Isn’t that Class A’s Sheng Wang?”
“那不是 A 班的盛王吗?”


“And that’s their sports rep, aiyo, what the, is his shoulder made of metal?”
“那是他们的体育代表,哎呀,什么,他的肩膀是金属做的吗?”


The student who was shoved aside grumbled.
被推到一边的学生嘟囔道。






Sheng Wang and Gao Tianyang helped the mute up. Due to the hunchback on his back, his stature squished short and small. When they helped him up, they basically lifted him up.
盛王和高天阳扶着哑巴起来。由于背上驼背,身材矮小。当他们把他扶起来时,他们基本上把他扶起来了。


The mute seemed to be still late on the uptake, his palms were put together, praying and grunting with grunts and whines, like he was apologising.
哑巴似乎还来得晚,他的手掌合十,祈祷着,咕噜咕噜地发出咕噜声和呜呜声,就像在道歉一样。






Sheng Wang grabbed his arm and inspected it. His kneecaps were scraped in two places, revealing red, bleeding flesh.
盛王抓住他的胳膊,检查了一下。他的膝盖骨被刮伤了两处,露出了红色的、流血的肉。






When a person reaches a certain age, their mannerisms are always a little similar. The mute was only 50+ years old, yet he had the mannerism of a 70-80 years old. The way he closed his eyes and panted reminded Sheng Wang of his maternal grandpa who passed away. When he was in the hospital, down with a heavy illness, he also grunted and whined with his eyes closed, just like this.
当一个人到了一定年龄时,他们的举止总是有点相似。哑巴只有50+岁,却有着70-80岁的举止。他闭上眼睛喘着粗气的样子,让盛王想起了去世的外爷爷。在医院的时候,他病得很重,也闭着眼睛咕噜咕噜地呜呜叫着,就这样。


He was suffering a great deal from the pain, yet other people who couldn’t help take on the pain.
他承受着巨大的痛苦,但其他人却忍不住承担了这种痛苦。






Gao Tianyang straightened up and asked, “Who pushed him?”
高天阳直起身子,问道:“谁推他的?


Most people were hesitant, and did not say a word. Their gazes however all shifted to the same spot. A girl with a fiery tone spoke in the silence, “Who else could it be, ZhaiTao, duh!”
大多数人犹豫不决,一言不发。然而,他们的目光却都转移到了同一个地方。一个语气火辣的少女在沉默中开口道:“还有谁,翟涛,呃!






Sheng Wang’s brows furrowed as he looked up, following the crowd’s gaze towards a certain area. A guy had his arm slung around another student, his right foot lifted up and he was wiping his shoes, mouth mumbling something.
盛王眉头紧锁,抬头,顺着人群的目光看向了某个区域。一个男人的胳膊搂着另一个学生,右脚抬起来,正在擦鞋,嘴里嘟囔着什么。


Enemies are fated to meet and clash, it was the same person who mocked Sheng Wang in Class 5’s exam room.
仇人有缘相遇,发生冲突,正是在五班考场嘲讽盛王的同一个人。






“Fucking damn it, it’s you again,” Gao Tianyang cursed, “which dog went blind, and pooped out something that reeks like you?”
“他妈的,又是你,”高天阳骂道,“哪条狗瞎了眼,拉屎出了像你一样臭的东西?


Zhai Tao violently tossed away the tissue in his hand, “Fuck! Cuss me out one more time?”
翟涛猛地甩开手中的纸巾,“操!再骂我一次?






“I can look past you being trash, but you even create more garbage.” After Gao Tianyang sneered, he said, “I’m still cussing you out, whatchu going to do?”
“我可以忽略你是垃圾,但你甚至制造了更多的垃圾。”高天阳冷笑一声后,道:“我还骂你,楚要怎么办?


Zhai Tao was posturing, trying to head down the steps. The students beside him tried to hold him back, but he shook them aside.
翟涛摆出姿势,试图走下台阶。身边的学生试图阻止他,但他把他们甩到一边。


“Why are you fighting the one with the surname Gao, he’s famous for being all brawns and no brains!” that student called, “there’s only two of us here, it’s not worth it.”
“你干要和那个姓高的打架,他出名的都是筋力不大的!”那个学生叫道,“这里只有我们两个人,不值得。






Gao Tianyang hung the taunt on his face, “Ay, here! I’m afraid you’re too cowardly to fight. This is the first fucking time I’ve heard an idiot from a normal class say to Class A’s student’s face that they’re all brawn, who are you kidding?”
高天阳把嘲讽挂在脸上,“哎呀,来了!恐怕你太懦弱了,打不起来。这是我他妈的第一次听到普通班的白痴当着 A 班学生的面说,他们都很有体力,你在开玩笑吗?


With this, both of them could not stand it anymore. Zhai Tao rushed down the steps in a couple of steps, and shot straight at them.
这样一来,两人都看不下去了。翟涛几步冲下台阶,直射向他们。






Gao Tianyang clenched his fist and was ready to face them head on before he saw a flash of something before his eyes.
高天阳握紧了拳头,准备正面迎战他们,这才看到眼前闪过什么东西。


Before he could react, Sheng Wang already unloaded his bag, and with a lift of his hand he flung it out.
还没等他反应过来,盛王就已经卸下了包,手一抬就把包扔了出去。






The schoolbag brushed past his ears, he could still hear the ‘whoosh’ of wind.
书包从他的耳朵里掠过,他仍然能听到风的“嗖嗖”声。


Gao Tianyang’s jaws dropped, he saw the schoolbag make a solid smack on Zhai Tao’s face, he could even hear the loud ‘whack’ when it did.
高天阳惊掉了下巴,他看到书包在翟涛的脸上狠狠地敲了一声,他甚至能听到“砰”的一声。






The bag dropped on the floor, Zhai Tao covered his face and bent down with a long ‘ow’, his mouth open as he wheezed.
袋子掉在了地板上,翟涛捂着脸,弯下腰长长的“哎”一声,张着嘴喘息着。


“What the……” Gao Tianyang looked at him, and turned back to look at Sheng Wang, slowly squeezing out, “fuck?”
“什么......”高天阳看着他,回头看向盛王,缓缓挤了出来,“操?


He couldn’t be blamed for this shock, it was all because Sheng Wang looked like someone who wouldn’t resort to physical fights at all.
这种震惊不能怪他,这都是因为盛王看起来是一个根本不会诉诸肢体斗争的人。






Zhai Tao’s face was imprinted with two lines that came from the zipper, looking sort of funny. But when matched with him having conniptions and raging on, he was still a little terrifying.
翟涛的脸上印着拉链上传来的两条线,看起来有点滑稽。但配上他有阴谋,暴怒不已,还是有些可怕。


Then he picked the line Sheng Wang hated hearing the most to yell over, he said, “Fuck your mom!”
然后他挑了盛王最讨厌听到的台词大吼大叫过去,他说:“去你妈的!






Sheng Wang’s expression instantly chilled.
盛王的表情瞬间冷了下来。


Gao Tianyang didn’t quite get the trigger, but he could see the change in Sheng Wang’s mood with his naked eye.
高天阳并没有完全掌握扳机,但他肉眼就能看出盛旺情绪的变化。






In the midst of bewilderment and confusion, there was yet another commotion from the front. He looked up.
在茫然和困惑中,前线又传来了一阵骚动。他抬起头来。


Zhai Tao, who just insulted someone, was kicked from behind. He lost his balance and fell to the ground.
刚才辱骂过人的翟涛,却被人从背后一脚踹了一脚。他失去了平衡,倒在了地上。






Jiang Tian approached from the back, and grabbed the bag along the way. He looked at Zhai Tao, who looked completely disgraced, and said, “Apologise.”
江甜从后面走近,一路上抓了个包。他看着一脸羞愧的翟涛,道:“道歉。


“I’ll rather apologise to your-”
“我宁愿向你道歉——”


(t/n: When translated directly, it’s ‘i apologise your mom’, but that’s not very grammatically correct. Instead, I have to come out with an insult that made use of ‘mom’ at the later line.)
(t/n:直接翻译时,是“我向妈道歉”,但这在语法上不是很正确。相反,我必须在后面的台词中使用“妈妈”来侮辱。






Before the word ‘mom’ could come out of his mouth, Jiang Tian’s hand holding the schoolbag raised up.
'妈妈'两个字还没从嘴里说出来,江天拿着书包的手就抬了起来。


Zhai Tao hugged his head on instinct.
翟涛本能地抱了抱头。






“Apologise.” Jiang Tian said.
“道歉。”江甜说。


“I—” Zhai Tao was so pissed that his face reddened, “who am I apologising to?!”
“我——”翟涛气得脸都红了,“我向谁道歉?!


“You’re retarded?”
“你是智障?”


(t/n: That's the literal word in cn. Unfortunately plenty of terms and insults would be ableist by western standards. They are also only calling the mute 'the mute'.)
(t/n:这是 cn 中的字面意思。不幸的是,按照西方的标准,很多术语和侮辱都是能力主义的。他们也只称哑巴为“哑巴”。


“I……”
“我......”


Zhai Tao was on the losing hand here, and it was weekly test period too, the usual bros he commanded around were all getting their asses whipped by education, and were not with him then. With the attitude of ‘a wise man knows better than to fight when the odds are against him’, he did not continue asking for a beating.
翟涛在这里输了,而且也是每周的考试期,他指挥的平时兄弟们都被教育打了屁股,当时不和他在一起。本着“智者知道在困难时最好不要战斗”的态度,他没有继续要求殴打。






He climbed up from the ground with a stiff look on his face. As he swept the dirt off his shoulders, he rotated his neck. At last, he squeezed out a line, “I’m sorry, okay? Fuck.”
他从地上爬了起来,脸上一脸僵硬。当他扫去肩膀上的泥土时,他转动了脖子。最后,他挤出了一句台词,“对不起,好吗?他妈的。


With that, he limped up the stairs, snatched over the school jacket in his classmate’s hands, and walked away with a long face.
说完,他一瘸一拐地走上楼梯,一把抢过同学手中的校服,长着脸走开了。






The one who stirred trouble was gone, and conflict roughly ended there.
挑起事端的人不在了,冲突大致到此结束。


The crowd dispersed with a whoosh, some people discussed as they headed towards the canteen, some people went back to the exam room. Some people may even be headed to the staff office or the students affairs office.
人群嗖嗖的一声散去,有人一边议论,一边朝食堂走去,有人回到了考场。有些人甚至可能前往教职员工办公室或学生事务办公室。


Whatever, they can do what they like, Sheng Wang didn’t care.
随便,他们喜欢做什么,盛王都不在乎。






“You should probably still head to the school hospital?”
“你可能还应该去学校医院吗?”


“Yeah, better disinfect the wound too.”
“是啊,最好也给伤口消毒一下。”


Two girls gave a reminder, one of their voices was the exact same as the one who reported against ‘Zhai Tao’.
两个女孩提醒了一句,其中一个声音和举报'翟涛'的那个一模一样。


Sheng Wang turned to look, and realised it was someone he knew. This time round, he no longer had facial blindness, and recognized them as the girls who reminded him to not get on Zhai Tao’s bad side from the same exam room.
盛王转头一看,发现是他认识的人。这一次,他不再有面盲症,认出她们是同一个考场提醒他不要站在翟涛坏一面的女孩子。






He didn’t know their names, but Gao Tianyang knew. After all, these two girls would go visit Jiang Tian in Class A every once in a while like they were clocking in. They barely managed to speak to Jiang Tian, and ended up getting to know other people from Class A instead.
他不知道他们的名字,但高天阳知道。毕竟这两个女孩每隔一段时间就会像打卡一样去看望 A 班的江甜。他们勉强和江天说话,最后结识了甲班的其他人。


“Ay, don’t hang around when guys fight, it’s quite bloody.” Gao Tianyang said to the girl with a baby face, “Little Dimples, hurry up and drag your Xue Qian away. Her looming presence here with her height is scaring me.”
“哎呀,别在伙计打架的时候闲逛,这很血腥。”高天阳对娃娃脸的女孩说:“小酒窝,赶紧把你薛倩拖走。她以她的身高隐约出现在这里,让我感到害怕。






The girl beside was at least 1.7m, and wore a high ponytail. When she heard what he said, she scoffed, “I’m not even looking at you, the heck are you worried for.”
旁边的女孩至少有1.7米,扎着高马尾辫。听到他这么说,她嗤之以鼻,“我连看你都没看,你到底在担心。


“Yeah yeah yeah, I’m the ugly one, fine?” Gao Tianyang responded.
“是啊是啊,我才是丑的,好吗?”高天阳回应道。






Still, Xue Qian did not bother lingering around either, she pulled Dimples and went straight from the canteen. Before she left, she even openly directed at Sheng Wang, “Eh, you were quite hot just now!”
尽管如此,薛倩也懒得在周围徘徊,她拉着酒窝,径直从食堂走了。临走前,她甚至公然对着盛王说:“诶,你刚才还挺火的!


Sheng Wang, “......”
王盛,《......》


“I told you, one of these girls had a change of affection!” Gao Tianyang winked at Jiang Tian and Sheng Wang, receiving two ‘scram’ in return.
“我告诉过你,这些女孩中有一个变了感情!”高天阳对江天和盛王眨了眨眼,得到了两次“争吵”作为回报。






With these interruptions, Sheng Wang’s expression was no longer that cold anymore.
有了这些打断,盛王的表情不再那么冰冷。


He rubbed his face, and squatted down before the mute. He pointed at the wounds, and said with exaggerated mouth movements, “You really need to clean the wound up, so many tiny pieces of stone got in.”
他揉了揉脸,蹲在哑巴面前。他指着伤口,夸张的嘴部动作说道:“你真的需要清理伤口,这么多小石头钻进去了。






“Let’s go, the school hospital it is.” Gao Tianyang said.
“我们走吧,学校医院。”“高天阳说。


The Mute gestured with some grunts, he pursed his lips and just shook his head.
哑巴发出一些咕噜声,他抿了抿嘴唇,只是摇了摇头。






Gao Tianyang said, “Uncle, don’t gesture anymore, I don’t understand you.”
高天阳说:“叔叔,你别再比划了,我听不懂你。


Sheng Wang subconsciously looked at Jiang Tian. If he recalled correctly, the mute seemed to know Jiang Tian.
盛王下意识地看向江天。如果他没记错的话,哑巴似乎认识江天。


As expected, Jiang Tian said, “He said he’s not going to the school hospital, there’s disinfectant cream at home.”
果然,江甜说:“他说不去学校医院,家里有消毒膏。






Sheng Wang had much insight with being sick, he was especially selective when it came to medicine too. He immediately asked, “What kind of cream? How long has it been there? Is it expired yet?”
王盛对生病很有洞察力,他在医学方面也特别挑剔。他立即问道:“什么样的奶油?它在那里多久了?过期了吗?


The Mute: “?”
哑巴:“?


Gao Tianyang was amused, “Why are you so selective?”
高天阳被逗笑了,“你怎么这么挑剔?


Jiang Tian followed, without thinking, “He’s precious.”
江甜跟了上去,想都没想,“他很珍贵。


A question mark slowly appeared over Sheng Wang’s head.
盛王的头顶缓缓浮现出一个问号。


As for Gao Tianyang, he stared at the back of Jiang Tian’s head, looking as if he had just seen a ghost.
至于高天阳,他盯着江天的后脑勺,看起来就像刚刚见到了鬼一样。






The west gate in school was always quite empty. The parasol trees intersected with each other, creating shade for the entire path. The sunlight leaked through the tiny gaps amidst the thick shade.
学校的西门总是很空。遮阳伞树相互交叉,为整条小路创造了阴凉处。阳光从浓密的树荫中的小缝隙中漏了出来。


In front of the gate stood a residential block in an alley. It had a name that befitted the scene, called, ‘Beyond Parasol Trees’.
大门前矗立着一条小巷里的住宅区。它有一个适合这个场景的名字,叫做“遮阳伞树之外”。






Gao Tianyang said that he and Jiang Tian stayed here when they were kids.
高天阳说,他和江甜小时候都住在这里。


Beyond Parasol Trees was the oldest residential block in Fuzhong. Gao Tianyang’s paternal grandparents, as well as Jiang Tian’s maternal grandmother, were all teachers who taught in Fuzhong back then.
遮阳伞树是福中最古老的住宅区。高天阳的外祖父母,以及江甜的外祖母,都是当年在抚中任教的老师。






“The primary school opposite is quite famous, so I moved in around five-six years old, and stayed here all the way until I graduated from primary school.” Gao Tianyang pointed at Jiang Tian and said, “He’s earlier than me though, he came here around three years old, I think? He moved away before he graduated from primary school though.”
“对面的小学挺有名的,所以我五六岁左右就搬进来了,一直待到小学毕业。”高天阳指着江甜说:“不过他比我早,他三岁左右就来这里吧?不过,他在小学毕业前就搬走了。


Sheng Wang looked at Jiang Tian curiously. He was supporting the mute and did not even look up. He only said “Mm”.
盛王好奇地看着江甜。他扶着哑巴,甚至没有抬头。他只说了一句“嗯”。






They were rather familiar with the people in Beyond Parasol Trees, especially elderly seniors, due to their lengthy stay before. A few people called out to them on the way, and they even tugged at Gao Tianyang, saying, “It’s been a while since you’ve came, right?”
他们对遮阳伞树上的人比较熟悉,尤其是年长的老年人,因为他们之前停留的时间长了。路上有几个人叫他们,甚至拉着高天阳说:“你好久没来了吧?






The mute’s house was in the depths of the alley. It wasn’t in the residential block, it was that kind of older house with a courtyard.
哑巴的房子在巷子深处。它不在住宅区,而是那种带庭院的老房子。


Sheng Wang’s first reaction was: “It’s quite big.”
盛王的第一反应是:“挺大的。


There was a giant tree next to the house, the slanted branches half covered the rooftop, like a natural umbrella. It was even quite cooling.
房子旁边有一棵巨树,斜斜的树枝半遮住了屋顶,就像一把天然的伞。甚至很凉。






To his surprise, Gao Tianyang pursed his lips out and said, “He’s only occupying this room.”
出乎他意料的是,高天阳抿了抿唇,说道:“他只占了这个房间。


The hall in the west side of the courtyard was left to be supported by only a single pillar, there wasn’t even a door. Inside the hall was filled with bundles and bundles of waste paper, used books and even plastic bottles. Next to the pile of old items, was a house of around a little more than 10m², it was where the mute stayed.
院子西侧的大厅只剩下一根柱子支撑着,连一扇门都没有。大厅里堆满了成捆的废纸、旧书,甚至塑料瓶。在一堆旧物品旁边,有一栋大约10多平方米的房子,是哑巴住的地方。


This included a bed, a wardrobe, a table, an old television as well as a bathroom that could not get any smaller even if it tried.
这包括一张床、一个衣柜、一张桌子、一台旧电视以及一间即使尝试也无法缩小的浴室。






Sheng Wang was beyond speechless as he looked, but he did not show it.
盛王看得无语可言,但他并没有表现出来。


“How about the opposite?” He pointed at the other side of the courtyard. The structure on the other side was roughly the same as the one here, but that hall had a door, and there was a Four Immortals table inside.
“反面怎么样?”他指了指院子的另一边。另一边的结构和这里大致相同,只是那个大厅有一扇门,里面放着一张四仙桌。


(t/n: Traditional chinese furniture, a square table meant for exactly four. There’s a version for six and eight. )
(t/n:中国传统家具,一张方桌,刚好可以容纳四人。有一个六人和八人的版本。)


A short and low kitchen was connected to one end of the hall, and another end to a bedroom nearly the same as the mute’s.
一个矮矮的厨房与大厅的一端相连,另一端与一间卧室相连,几乎与哑巴的卧室相同。






“Old Man Ding is the one living opposite, he’s a famous lonely old man in Beyond Parasol Trees.” Gao Tianyang said, “Tian-ge is on good terms with him, he always ate his lunch here. I couldn’t, mostly because when I was young, I accidentally made holes in his roof when I climbed up the tree. The old man holds a grudge, he’ll take a broom every time he sees me.”
“丁老头是住在对面的那个,他是遮阳伞树外有名的孤独老人。”高天阳道:“天歌和他关系很好,他总是在这里吃午饭。我做不到,主要是因为我年轻的时候,爬上树时不小心在他的屋顶上打了洞。老爷子怀恨在心,每次见到我都会拿扫帚。






He pointed at a gap on the rooftop, and yet Sheng Wang was completely distracted, his gaze could not help but constantly drift towards the hall.
他指了指屋顶上的一个缝隙,而盛王却完全分心了,目光不由自主地向大厅飘去。


The reason why Jiang Tian always disappeared beyond the west gate, was because he came here to eat?
江甜之所以总是消失在西门之外,是因为他来这里吃饭?


Why?
为什么?






As they talked, the door from the room opposite opened with a creak. An old man with sparse hair walked out. He looked alert and in robust health, his shoulders were set super straight. It was just that the wrinkles on his forehead were particularly set into his head too, with a raise of his eyebrows three creases instantly appeared.
正说着,对面房间的门吱吱作响地打开了。一个头发稀疏的老人走了出来。他看起来很警觉,身体健康,肩膀非常挺直。只是额头上的皱纹也特别扎进了脑袋,眉毛一挑,瞬间出现了三道皱纹。






Gao Tianyang instantly let out a ‘Fuck’, and ducked behind Sheng Wang and Jiang Tian, “Tian-ge, you set me up, isn’t he not supposed to be here today?”
高天阳瞬间'操'了一声,躲到盛王和江天身后,“天歌,你陷害我,他今天不是不该来的吗?


“Since when did I say he wouldn’t be here?”
“我从什么时候开始说他不会在这里了?”


“Didn’t you tell him that you’re not coming over for lunch today? Then why isn’t he taking his afternoon nap at this time?” Gao Tianyang started kicking up a fuss again.
“你不是告诉他今天不来吃午饭吗?那他为什么这个时候不午睡呢?高天阳又开始大惊小怪。






Despite Old Man Ding’s old age, his vision was very good. The moment he spotted his enemy, he turned around to grab the broom leaning against the wall.
丁老头虽然年事已高,但他的眼光却非常好。当他发现敌人的那一刻,他转身去抓起靠在墙上的扫帚。


The mute opened his tongueless mouth, and cackled at the side.
哑巴张开他没有舌头的嘴,在旁边咯咯地笑了起来。






Gao Tianyang shot out with a bow-and-arrow step, saying, “Don’t hit me! I’m just sending Uncle mute back, I’m leaving now! Goodbye!”
高天阳弓箭步射出,道:“别打我!我只是把哑巴叔送回去,我现在就走!再见!


This ridiculous idiot cupped his fist, and escaped out of the door in a flurry.
这个可笑的白痴握紧了拳头,慌乱地逃出了门。


(t/n: Or hold fist salute, as explained by baike. It’s a way of showing respect. Image here.)
(t/n:或者握着拳头敬礼,正如白克所解释的那样。这是一种表达尊重的方式。图片在这里。






“You’re really leaving?”
“你真的要走了?”


“Does the broom look fake to you?” Gao Tianyang said, “The two of You have to suffer for a bit, I’ll go to Xi Le for a meal now. After I’m done I’ll head straight back to the classroom, see ya later!”
“扫帚在你看来是假的吗?”高天阳道:“你们两个得吃点苦,我现在就去习乐吃顿饭。等我做完之后,我会直接回教室,稍后见!


(t/n: Not sure if I mentioned it, but when I capitalize the y in you or italicize it, just know that the character used the respectful you.)
(t/n:不确定我是否提到过它,但当我将 you 中的 y 大写或斜体化时,只要知道该角色使用了尊重的 you。






Old Man Ding was like an elderly owl, and stared at the door in full alert. Only when he made sure that stinking brat really escaped, he finally slowly settled the broom down.
丁老头就像一只老猫头鹰,全神贯注地盯着门口。只有当他确定那个臭小子真的逃脱了,他才终于慢慢地把扫帚安顿下来。






He wore black cloth shoes, and walked towards them via cutting across the courtyard, asking, “What’s going on with this?”
他穿着黑布鞋,穿过院子向他们走来,问道:“这是怎么回事?


The Mute grunted and gestured.
哑巴咕哝着,比划着。


Old Man Ding sighed, turned around and looked at Jiang Tian, “What’s he saying, Xiao-Tian?”
丁老爷子叹了口气,转身看向江天,“他在说什么,小天?


“He fell down in school and scraped his knee.” Jiang Tian said.
“他在学校摔倒了,擦伤了膝盖。”江甜说。


Sheng Wang raised up the blue cloth bag in his hand, saying, “Two watermelons cracked open too, there’s only one good one left.”
盛王举起手中的蓝布袋,道:“两个西瓜也裂开了,只剩下一个好了。






Old Man Ding’s owl eyes stared at Sheng Wang again, after he gave him a once over, he asked, “Whose kid is this?”
丁老爷子的猫头鹰眼又盯着盛王,给了他一遍后,问道:“这是谁的孩子?


This question was an awkward one.
这个问题很尴尬。


According to theory, Jiang Tian had to say, “My house’s.”
据理论,江甜不得不说:“我家的。






Sheng Wang gave a dry laugh, and fought to answer before Jiang Tian could, “I’m his classmate, hello Grandpa Ding.”
盛王干笑一声,在江甜来不及回答之前,“我是他的同学,丁爷爷你好。


Generally speaking, when handsome guys act obedient nobody could withstand them, but Old Man Ding did not go the common path.
一般来说,帅哥表现得听话,没有人能抵挡得住,但丁老头却不走寻常路。






His eyes bulged as he glared, “Who said my surname is Ding!”
他瞪着眼睛,“谁说我姓丁!


Sheng Wang: “......”
王盛:“......”






He gave a sheepish smile at Old Man Ding, a face full of innocence. The moment he turned around he stared Jiang Tian down.
他对丁老汉露出了羞涩的笑容,满脸无辜。转身的那一刻,他盯着江甜。


Thank goodness the other person did not abandon him to die. He pointed at the courtyard door and said, “The one who just ran away taught him that.”
谢天谢地,对方没有抛弃他去死。他指着院门说:“刚才逃跑的那个教他的。


Old Man Ding hmmphed, and said, “Brat only knows how to sprout rubbish!”
丁老汉哼了一声,说道:“小子只会发垃圾!






Jiang Tian let Gao Tianyang shoulder all the blame without even blinking. Old Man Ding’s attitude towards Sheng Wang visibly became much better. He said, “You sent mute back with Xiao-Tian? Don’t you two still have papers today?”
江甜连眨眼都没眨眼就让高天阳扛起了所有的责任。丁老头对盛王的态度明显好了很多。他说:“你和小天一起把哑巴送回来了?你们俩今天不是还有论文吗?


Sheng Wang said, “Mm, there’s enough time.”
盛王说:“嗯,时间够了。


Old Man Ding felt that he was sensible, he nodded and said, “So the two of you have already eaten?”
丁老汉觉得他懂事了,点点头道:“所以你们两个已经吃饭了?


Sheng Wang gave a look at Jiang Tian.
盛王看了江天一眼。






“What? You don’t even know if you already ate?” The old man had strong observation skills, he exposed him on the spot, not bothering to give him a way out.
“什么?你甚至不知道你已经吃过饭了吗?老爷子观察力很强,他当场暴露了他,懒得给他一条退路。


Sheng Wang internally thought that I’m just letting Jiang Tian take the lead for the conversation out of courtesy that’s all! He was ultimately an outsider, if he said he didn’t eat, the old man would make them stay and eat, Jiang Tian would have to agree even if he didn’t want to, how awfully inconvenient that would be.
盛王内心以为,我只是出于礼貌,让江甜带头谈话,仅此而已!他终究是外人,如果说不吃,老爷子就让他们留下来吃饭,江甜就算不想也得答应,那是多么不方便啊。






He kept the slight smile on his face as he slowly lifted his toes, and stepped on Jiang Tian’s foot, indicating Jiang Tian to save the show.
他脸上保持着淡淡的笑容,缓缓抬起脚尖,踩在江甜的脚上,示意江甜救戏。


Jiang Tian said, “......haven’t.”
江田道:“......没有。


Sheng Wang was stumped, and looked at him in astonishment.
盛王一愣,诧异地看着他。


Jiang Tian said, deadpan, “Lift your foot up first.”
江甜面无表情地说道:“先抬起脚。


“Oh oh oh, sorry.” Sheng Wang sprung away.
“哦,对不起。”盛王跳了起来。






Old people’s elation were just like kids’, it all showed on the face. Old Man Ding suddenly became happy, and fanned himself with a palmetto fan as he walked towards the kitchen, head swaying. “Aih, I just knew that you two didn’t eat! I’ll whip something up.”
老人的兴高采烈就像孩子一样,这一切都表现在脸上。丁老汉顿时高兴起来,一边用棕榈扇给自己扇风,一边朝厨房走去,摇着头。“哎呀,我就知道你们两个没吃饭!我会做点什么。






The moment the old man left, they supported the mute into the room.
老人一走,他们就把哑巴扶进了房间。


Jiang Tian got two bottles down from the top of the wardrobe with much familiar ease, along with a bag of cotton swabs.
江甜很熟悉地从衣柜顶端拿了两瓶酒,还有一袋棉签。






After he dealt with the wound, the mute gestured, indicating that he wanted to get up. Jiang Tian pressed him down and said, “Don’t move, let me do it.”
处理好伤口后,哑巴比划了一下,表示他想站起来。江甜按住他,说:“别动,让我来。


He held the blue bag in his hands, and brought Sheng Wang outside.
他手里拿着蓝色的袋子,把盛王带到了外面。






There was a well in the courtyard, a white tin bucket next to it. The handle was secured with a rope to the well. Jiang Tian placed the only undamaged watermelon inside the bucket, held the rope, and lowered the pail into the well.
院子里有一口井,旁边放着一个白色的锡桶。手柄用绳子固定在井上。江甜把唯一完好无损的西瓜放在桶里,拿着绳子,把桶放进井里。


Sheng Wang was earnestly looking at the entire process while propping himself against his knees. When it was over, he asked, “What are you doing? Washing the watermelon?”
盛王一边用膝盖撑着自己,一边认真地看着整个过程。结束后,他问道:“你在做什么?洗西瓜?


“Chilling it.” Jiang Tian said.
“让它感到寒冷。”江甜说。


“Why not put it in the fridge to chill it?”
“为什么不把它放进冰箱冷藏呢?”






Jiang Tian was half-squatting. Upon hearing that, he looked up at him, a little like...he was looking at a fool.
江甜半蹲着。听到这话,他抬头看着他,有点像......他看着一个傻瓜。


Sheng Wang was sensitive, he exploded, “What?”
盛王敏感了,他炸了,“什么?


Jiang Tian pointed at the bedroom with his chin, “Did you see a fridge just now?”
江甜用下巴指了指卧室,“刚才看到冰箱了吗?


Sheng Wang lowered his head, “Oh.”
盛王低下头,“哦。


He thought a little, there seriously wasn’t any.
他想了想,真的没有。


He was too used to having it good, he nearly forgot, some people from all sorts of street corners were not having it good too.
他太习惯了,他几乎忘记了,来自各种街角的一些人也没有过得好。






His eyes were fixed on the pitch-black well, and for a moment he zoned out.
他的眼睛盯着漆黑的井,有那么一会儿他呆了下来。


Jiang Tian suddenly dragged the rope to pull the bucket up again. After the dunk from the well water, the watermelon skin was clean to the point of gleaming. The bucket crashed against the wall of the well, the water splashing all over.
江甜突然拖着绳子,又把水桶拉了上来。从井水中浸泡后,西瓜皮干净得闪闪发光。水桶撞在井壁上,水溅得满地都是。






“Try it.” Jiang Tian nodded at the watermelon.
“试试吧。”江甜对着西瓜点了点头。


Sheng Wang was lost, but reached out to touch it anyway. There was still half a bucket of well water, and it was shockingly cool to the touch.
盛王迷路了,还是伸手去摸。还有半桶井水,摸起来凉得令人震惊。


“Well water is this chilly?” Sheng Wang retracted his claws with a whoosh.
“井水这么冷吗?”盛王嗖嗖一声收回了爪子。


“Mm.” Jiang Tian settled the bucket down once more. He stood up straight, shook away the water droplets on his fingers and said, “It’s as good as a fridge.”
“嗯。”江甜再次把水桶安顿下来。他站直了身子,抖掉手指上的水珠说:“和冰箱一样好。


Sheng Wang said an ‘oh’, and his mood became better again.
盛王“哦”了一声,心情又好起来了。






“Eh?” Sheng Wang was a little curious, “Just asking, I saw that other people don’t understand his hand gestures, how did you understand?”
“嗯?”盛王有些好奇,“刚问,我看别人都听不懂他的手势,你怎么懂的?


“I only half understood, half of it is guesswork too,” Jiang Tian said, “the only one who could chat with him is the boss in Xi Le.”
“我只明白了一半,一半也是猜测,”江甜说,“唯一能和他聊天的,就是习乐的老板。






Sheng Wang nodded, internally thinking, no wonder the mute always went to Xi Le. Sometimes he would help Boss Zhao carry stuff, sometimes he helped to sort out the packaging. Sometimes he would go collect scraps, sometimes he would just stay there.
盛王点点头,心里想,难怪哑巴总是去找习乐。有时他会帮赵老板搬东西,有时他会帮忙整理包装。有时他会去收集残羹剩饭,有时他只是呆在那里。


If there was only a single person in the world who could hear you talk, then they would be more important than anyone else.
如果世界上只有一个人能听到你说话,那么他们就会比任何人都重要。






Old Man Ding’s food was already cooked, when people came all he needed was to heat it up a little. Jiang Tian said before that he wouldn’t be coming. His and the mute’s appetite were both small, so he only made a dish and a soup. He was worried that it was too monotonous, and made stir fried pork slices with green peppers on the spot, and served it up like he was presenting a treasure.
丁老头的饭菜已经煮好了,人来的时候,他只需要稍微加热一下。江甜之前说过,他不会来的。他和哑巴的胃口都很小,所以他只做了一道菜和一碗汤。他担心太单调,就现场做了青椒炒肉片,端上来就像献宝一样。






Before entering the hall, Jiang Tian tugged at Sheng Wang.
进殿前,江甜拉了拽盛王。


“Is there something?” Sheng Wang asked in confusion.
“有什么事吗?”盛王疑惑地问道。


Jiang Tian hesitated a little, saying “Maybe you should still go to Xi Le.”
江甜有些犹豫,说:“也许你还是应该去习乐。


“Huh?” Jiang Tian suddenly changed his mind, Sheng Wang almost couldn’t react in time.
“嗯?”江甜突然改变了主意,盛王差点反应不及时。






He looked at Jiang Tian, stopped for a while, and then softly let out an ‘Ah’.
他看着江天,停了一会儿,然后轻轻地“啊”了一声。


He still wasn’t used to letting outsiders into his life, he guess? This place was where Jiang Tian came to every day, but he never voluntarily brought it up to other people before. Other than childhood friends like Gao Tianyang who knew everything about him, he probably did not like anyone to ever get a peep into his private life.
他还是不习惯让外人进入他的生活,他猜?这个地方是江甜每天都会来的地方,但他之前从来没有主动向其他人提起过。除了像高天阳这样对他了如指掌的儿时好友之外,他可能不喜欢任何人窥探他的私生活。






He could understand.
他能理解。


It was just that he felt a little disappointment at being left out of the door.
只是他对被冷落感到有些失望。


Sheng Wang smiled as he said, “Sure, I’m up for whatever. Then you can help me explain to Old Man Di…...um, what’s his surname again? You can help me explain, and tell him that I have an emergency and have to go.”
盛王笑着说:“当然,我愿意接受任何事情。那你帮我跟狄老头解释一下......嗯,他又姓什么?你可以帮我解释一下,告诉他我有紧急情况,必须离开。






When he spoke, Jiang Tian kept looking at him, his brows slightly furrowed, thinking god knows what.
说话的时候,江甜一直看着他,眉头微微皱起,心想天知道是什么。


Sheng Wang tugged at his bag, and lifted it up.
盛王拉了拽他的包,把它举了起来。


Just as he was about to turn and leave, Jiang Tian spoke again, “Forget it, take it that I said nothing.”
就在他准备转身离开的时候,江甜又开口了,“算了,当我什么也没说。


Sheng Wang: “......”
王盛:“......”






“You really didn’t get beaten up before with the way you are?” Sheng Wang couldn’t hold himself back.
“你以前真的没有被打过你这个样子?”盛王按捺不住自己。


Just as the young master was seriously about to explode already, Jiang Tian added, “The elderly don't care so much when it comes to cooking, I don’t know if you can bear it.”
就在少爷已经认真快要爆炸的时候,江甜又补充道:“老人做饭没那么在意,不知道你能不能忍受。






Jiang Tian’s brows were still furrowed, “Would you rather stay here, or would you rather go to Xile?”
江天眉头依然紧锁,“你宁愿留在这里,还是宁愿去西勒?


Sheng Wang stared off against him for a while, and finally understood what he meant. “You took so long just to explain, that you’re afraid that I can’t stand the food here?”
盛王盯着他看了一会儿,终于明白了他的意思。“你花了这么长时间才解释,就怕我受不了这里的食物?”


Jiang Tian was momentarily silent, and stiffly squeezed out, “I don’t want wastage when the food’s already served.”
江甜沉默了一会儿,僵硬地挤了出去,“饭菜已经上桌了,我不想浪费。


Sheng Wang raised an eyebrow, looking at him in suspicion, “Where did you learn this awkward way of yours?”
盛王挑了挑眉,疑惑地看着他,“你这彆扭的方式是从哪里学来的?


Jiang Tian’s handsome face was stiff as he pointed at the door, seeing him out, “You should just go to Xi Le.”
江恬英俊的脸色僵硬,指着门口,送他出来,“你去习乐吧。


“Nope.”
“没有。”






Sheng Wang’s down mood went up again, he lifted his foot and headed to the hall. As he walked, he said, “What kind of misunderstanding do you have of me, that I’m that picky?”
盛王情绪低落的情绪又高涨了起来,他抬起脚,向大厅走去。他边走边说:“你对我有什么误解,说我这么挑剔?


Jiang Tian dug his phone out on the spot, and opened up his gallery.
江甜当场翻出手机,打开了自己的画廊。


Sheng Wang at that moment thought, that’s bad, the drunk footage was still in this asshole’s hands, he held him down and said, “Fine fine fine, I’m picky, I’m super super super picky, happy yet?”
盛王那一刻想,那不好了,醉酒的镜头还在这个混蛋手里,他按住他说:“好,我挑剔,我超级超级超级挑剔,开心了吗?






Quite obviously, Jiang Tian was not satisfied at all.
很显然,江甜一点也不满意。


He switched away from the gallery, and opened WeChat under Sheng Wang’s questioning gaze. He speedily swiped down a few times, opened an avatar, and shoved the chat records right in Sheng Wang’s face.
他离开了画廊,在盛王质疑的目光下打开了微信。他飞快地往下滑动了几下,打开了一个头像,将聊天记录直接推到了盛王的脸上。






Sheng Wang saw the remark: Xi Le - Zhao Su.
盛王看到了那句话:习乐——赵肃。


What an aloof nickname style. As he ridiculed in his head, he read the few paragraphs, and was instantly dumbfounded.
多么冷漠的昵称风格。他一边在脑海中调侃,一边读了几段话,顿时傻眼了。






The chunks of words came from Boss Zhao, of course.
当然,这些话是赵老板说的。


Middle age men were addicted to WeChat, they often liked to type chunks of mini essays like this, disregarding if the other person was interested in reading at all. Either way, they keyed in whatever they liked.
中年男人沉迷于微信,他们经常喜欢像这样打大块的小作文,根本不考虑对方是否有兴趣阅读。无论哪种方式,他们都输入了他们喜欢的任何内容。


He saw Boss Zhao spam and nag as below:
他看到赵老板的垃圾邮件和唠叨如下:






Xi Le - Zhao Su: Mute says that there will be fresh watermelons 2 days later, if you’re free after school, you can come claim one. It’s probably a crisp one. Do you eat slushy ones or crispy ones?
习乐-赵苏:哑巴说2天后有新鲜的西瓜,放学后有空的可以来领一个。它可能是一个清脆的。你吃的是泥浆的还是脆的?






Jiang Tian: Anything’s fine, thank you.
江天:没事,谢谢。






Xi Le - Zhao Su: In the end, you’re easier to keep. That boy that you brought over for meals is way too picky with his food. After many days of observations, it turns out, he doesn’t eat carrots, nor does he eat spinach. Scallion, garlic, coriander are okay just for flavouring, if he could tell they exist he wouldn’t eat them. He would eat white radish if it’s diced up, but not in chunks. He doesn’t eat green pepper in slices, but he would bear it if it’s in julienne strips. If the potatoes are too crunchy, he wouldn’t eat them. If the watermelons are too slushy, he wouldn’t eat them. If the strawberries are sour, he wouldn’t eat them. If the grapes are too sweet, he wouldn’t eat them.
习乐 - 赵苏:最后,你更容易留住。你带过来吃饭的那个男孩对他的食物太挑剔了。经过多天的观察,原来,他不吃胡萝卜,也不吃菠菜。葱、大蒜、香菜只是为了调味就可以了,如果他能说出它们的存在,他就不会吃它们。如果白萝卜切丁,他会吃,但不会切块。他不吃切片的青椒,但如果切成丝状的,他会忍受的。如果土豆太脆,他就不会吃。如果西瓜太泥了,他就不吃了。如果草莓是酸的,他就不会吃。如果葡萄太甜,他就不会吃。






Xi Le - Zhao Su: If I have a son like this, I’ll starve him for 3 days first.
习乐——赵苏:如果我有这样的儿子,我先饿死他3天。


Xi Le - Zhao Su: Whatever, I won’t go on anymore. My son isn’t any good bird either.
习乐——赵苏:随便,我不说下去了。我儿子也不是好鸟。






Jiang Tian: ……
江田:......


Sheng Wang could already feel Jiang Tian’s numb shock and speechlessness all the way from the screen, but Sheng Wang was even more asphyxiated.
盛王已经能从屏幕上一路感受到江甜麻木的震惊和无语,但盛旺更是窒息了。


He wanted to say, are all these middle age people so gossipy? Why do they tattle for everything! Was a meal this deserving of a rearing report?
他想说,这些中年人都这么八卦吗?为什么他们什么都嘮叨!一顿饭值得做一个养育报告吗?


But he thought, Boss Zhao was the same person who said “That boy of yours is dine and dashing, come save him” after all, what would he stop at?
但他想,赵老板就是那个说“你那小子吃得潇潇,快来救他”的人,毕竟他会停在什么地方呢?






Sheng Wang helped Jiang Tian switch off the screen, saying, “He’s slandering me.”
盛王帮江甜关掉屏幕,说:“他在诽谤我。






“Who’s slandering you?” Old Man Ding scooped the rice and served them. “Hurry up and sit, this Xiao— Xiao what?”
“谁在诽谤你?”丁老头舀起米饭端上桌。“快点坐,这个萧——萧什么?”


He asked Jiang Tian.
他问江天。


“Xiao-Wang.” Jiang Tian reported his name according to his habit, after he spoke he paused for a moment.
“小王。”江天按照习惯报了自己的名字,说完话后,他顿了顿。


A pet mame like this coming out from his mouth was indeed a little weird. Sheng Wang’s dangling fingers squeezed his joints in discomfort, saying, “Xiao-Sheng, Xiao-Wang both work too, as long as You’re happy.”
像这样的宠物妈妈从他嘴里说出来,确实有点奇怪。盛王悬着的手指不舒服地捏了捏他的关节,道:“小胜,小王两个也工作,只要你开心就行。






Old Man Ding said, “Xiao-Sheng, how much do you eat? Is this bowl enough?”
丁老头说:“小生,你吃多少?这碗够吗?


“Enough.” Sheng Wang hurriedly said.
“够了。”盛王连忙说道。


“Then I’ll go scoop some for you.”
“那我去给你舀一些。”


“Let me do it.”
“让我来做吧。”






Unfortunately the old man was quick on his feet, he ran away with the rice scoop in hand.
可惜老人脚步敏捷,他手里拿着饭瓢跑了。


Sheng Wang could only sheepishly keep his hand back, and sat down at the Four Immortals table. Perhaps he was genuinely hungry, though the dishes on the table were simple, they really did smell delicious, smelling even better than the ones made by chatterbox Boss Zhao of Xi Le.
盛王只能羞涩地收回手,在四仙桌前坐下。也许是他真的饿了,桌上的菜虽然简单,但确实闻起来很香,比习乐话匣子赵老板做的还要香。






His stomach rumbled. In order to cover up that uncool sound, he coughed, and asked Jiang Tian, “Why does Gao Tianyang call him Old Man Ding?”
他的胃咕噜咕噜地叫着。为了掩饰那不酷的声音,他咳嗽了一声,问江天:“高天阳为什么叫他丁老头?


Jiang Tian’s lips moved. With a sweep of his gaze he saw Old Man Ding carrying the rice in, and pulled out his phone and opened the memo instead.
江天嘴唇动了动。目光一扫,就看到丁老爷子把米拎了进来,掏出手机,翻开了备忘录。






Sheng Wang leaned in, a face full of questions.
盛王凑了过来,满脸疑问。


He saw Jiang Tian tap the pencil, and drew an oval on the memo. Within the memo was the word Ding(丁), and then two round eyes, three lines of wrinkles on his forehead.
他看到江甜敲了敲铅笔,在备忘录上画了一个椭圆形。备忘录里写着丁字,然后是两只圆圆的眼睛,额头上有三条皱纹。






Then, he started typing. His two thumbs were thin and lengthy, the speed he tapped at the keyboard was even faster.
然后,他开始打字。他的两个拇指又细又长,敲击键盘的速度甚至更快。


Sheng Wang saw another line of words appearing on the memo:
盛王看到备忘录上又出现了一行字:


There’s a nursery rhyme, called There’s an Old Man Ding, have you heard of it?
有一首童谣,叫《有个丁老头》,你听说过吗?


(t/n: Watch this clip, has english subs and ads (that you must wait to skip))
(t/n:观看此剪辑,有英文字幕和广告(您必须等待才能跳过))






Next was another line:
接下来是另一行:


Look alike yet?
看起来很像吗?






“Alike.”
“相似。”


Sheng Wang buried his head and started laughing, and Jiang Tian deleted the memo with a poker face.
盛王埋头笑起来,江甜一脸地删除了备忘录。






Thanks to the simple doodle, Sheng Wang had a hard time holding back his laughter during the meal, his mood became unusually good.
多亏了简单的涂鸦,盛王在用餐时很难忍住笑声,心情变得异常好。


Maybe nobody would believe it if he told them that the most relaxing and happy meal he had eaten during recent times, was seriously the one with Jiang Tian.
如果他告诉他们,他最近吃过最轻松、最开心的饭菜,说不定没人会相信,就是和江天一起吃的那顿饭。






He suddenly felt that, if he did not have that level of awkward relations of being ‘false brothers’ between him and Jiang Tian, and they managed to normally meet each other, normally become classmates, normally become front and back deskmates, then they would certainly have become pretty good friends.
他突然觉得,如果他和江天之间没有那种'假兄弟'这种尴尬的关系,他们能够正常地见面,正常地成为同学,正常地成为前后桌,那么他们肯定会成为相当不错的朋友。






But soon he erased that thought, as he was on the way back to the exam room, Sheng Wang suddenly remembered what happened in the morning.
但很快他就抹去了这个念头,在回考场的路上,盛王突然想起了早上发生的事情。


He asked Jiang Tian, “You planned to go to the canteen this noon, since we would have met at noon, why did you go through the length of passing me the correction collection?”
他问江天:“你打算今天中午去食堂,既然中午我们就见面了,为什么要费尽时间把批改集递给我?


Upon hearing that, Jiang Tian’s brows slightly furrowed, “You didn’t look through it before the exam?”
听到这话,江甜眉头微微皱起,“考试前你没看一看?


Sheng Wang was incredibly confused, “I’m doing math and physics, why would I flip through the chemistry collection?”
王盛无比困惑,“我是做数学和物理的,为什么要翻遍化学集?






There was a moment of blankness on Jiang Tian’s expression, like he did not consider the possibility of this situation at all. He paused for a while, before he frowned again and asked, “You didn’t see WeChat either?”
江恬的表情上有一瞬间的茫然,仿佛根本没有考虑过这种情况的可能性。他停顿了一会儿,又皱起眉头问道:“你也没看到微信?


“You sent me a WeChat?”
“你给我发了微信?”


Sheng Wang snatched his bag and started digging for his phone, as he dug he said, “Don’t you always switch off your phone before exams?”
盛王抢过包,开始翻手机,边挖边说:“考试前你不是总是关掉手机吗?


Jiang Tian’s expression was blank for a moment once more. He said, “I put it on silent.”
江天的表情再次空白了片刻。他说,“我把它放在了沉默状态。






Sheng Wang opened his phone before they reached the exam hall, and as expected he received a WeChat sent from this morning.
盛王在他们到达考场之前打开了手机,果不其然地收到了今天早上发来的微信。


Jiang Tian: Take a look at the correction collection.
江天:看看更正集。






Sheng Wang was about to go dig out his notebook, but Jiang Tian stopped him, “Whatever, don’t look anymore.”
盛王正要去翻笔记本,江甜却拦住了他,“随便,别再看了。


Sheng Wang asked, “Why?”
盛王问:“为什么?


Jiang Tian said, “Your mental state will collapse.”
江甜说:“你的精神状态会崩溃的。


(t/n: mental state collapsed on the spot --> 心态崩了, originated from LOL gaming, meaning frustration, but evolved to be internet slang to include the ‘mental state’ part, so ‘my mental state has collapsed’, see this as ‘i died on the inside’ lol)
(t/n:精神状态当场崩溃 --> 心态崩了,起源于 LOL gaming,意思是沮丧,但演变为网络俚语,包括“精神状态”部分,所以“我的精神状态崩溃了”,把这个看作“我死在里面”哈哈)


Sheng Wang: “???”
王盛:“???”






The more he put it that way the more he must take a look at it! He dug out the correction, and before he could flip it open, a piece of paper slipped out.
他越是这样说,他就越必须看看!他翻出更正,还没来得及翻开,一张纸就滑了出来。


It was a page casually torn out from a certain assessment book, the edges were rough. There was a question underlined in red by someone, marked with an bombastic pentagram star.
那是从某本评估书上随手撕下来的一页,边缘很粗糙。有一个问题被某人用红色下划线,标有一颗夸张的五角星。






Sheng Wang picked it up and gave it a careful look, and discovered that it was a physics question. The question type was very familiar. Though it wasn’t exactly the same, it was close to the last major question in today’s physics paper.
盛王拿起来仔细看了看,发现这是一道物理题。问题类型非常熟悉。虽然不完全相同,但它接近今天物理论文中的最后一个主要问题。






Jiang Tian said, “This revision question has been practised by the entire batch, other than you.”
江甜说:“这道复习题,除了你,全批人都练过了。


“......”


Just as Jiang ‘fake fortune teller’ Tian predicted, young master Sheng Wang’s mental state collapsed on the spot.
正如江'假算命先生'田所预言的那样,盛王少爷的精神状态当场崩溃。


(t/n: The term originally used was 神棍, specifically used to describe someone who scams via religion, aka overcharging for false exorcisms and stuff like that. But, when used here it’s more about the property of someone who can do some magic shit/tell the future, so I just used fortune teller for now. May change my mind in the future. )
(t/n:最初使用的术语是神棍,专门用于描述通过宗教进行诈骗的人,也就是为虚假驱魔之类的东西多收费的人。但是,当在这里使用时,它更多的是关于一个可以做一些魔法/预测未来的人的财产,所以我现在只使用算命先生。将来可能会改变我的想法。)






Even though Sheng Wang was a little dazed from that blow, his strong professionalism caused him to come back to his senses in the afternoon papers, and converted his despair into power. The last three papers were smooth sailing.
即使盛王被那一击打得有些茫然,但他强大的敬业精神让他在下午的报纸上回过神来,将绝望转化为力量。最后三篇论文一帆风顺。






Fuzhong had always been quick at marking the papers and calculating the results. The second day, a rumour started spreading within year two, saying that the new transfer hottie spent a single week, and raised his overall score by nearly 50 marks. His level positioning shot forward by nearly 100 places.
福忠一向在试卷上做评分和计算成绩的速度很快。第二天,一个谣言在第二年就开始传播,说这位新转会辣妹只花了一个星期的时间,就把他的总分提高了近50分。他的水平站位向前推进了近100个名次。


The whole batch was in an uproar, the rumours continued spreading for an entire night of self study, and were subsequently dispelled by the teachers of each class during the second period. The teachers also corrected that information on an official level.
整个批次哗然,谣言持续传播了整整一晚上的自习,随后在第二节课被各班的老师打消。老师们还在官方层面上更正了这些信息。






The real result of that weekly test was: Sheng Wang raised his overall score by 62, and chemistry alone shot from 60+ marks to 90, his level position raised up by 127 places.
那周考的真实结果是:王盛将总分提高了62分,光是化学就从60+分飙到了90分,他的水平位置提高了127位。






More people lost it.
更多的人失去了它。






T/N: Decision to change White Horse Lane → White Horse Alley
T/N:决定将白马巷改→白马巷


Also a note on keeping Xi Le convenience store as Xi Le vs its english meaning of ‘joy’ as I felt like ‘Xi Le’ is more namish, while ‘Beyond Parasol Trees’ works well enough as a name for me too. That’s all.
还有关于将西习乐便利店保留为习乐与其英语中“喜乐”的意思的注释,因为我觉得“习乐”更像纳米什,而“遮阳伞树之外”对我来说也足够好。就这样。






Chapter 023 - Punishment
第023章 惩罚






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Sheng Wang Repeatedly Gave Himself A Mental Pep Talk, And Finally Reached His Claws Out Towards The Neighbouring Bedroom
盛王反复给自己打气,最后把爪子伸向隔壁卧室






That night, Sheng Wang became the main discussion topic of the whole level.
当晚,盛王成为了全级的主要讨论话题。


The ones who lost it the most were Class A students. These top students clearly had high scores by themselves, and yet they behaved like they had not seen the 100th+ place for eight lifetimes. They were acting as if they were high on laughing gas, and gathered around Sheng Wang’s desk and crowed.
损失最多的是 A 班学生。这些学霸明明自己就拿到了高分,却表现得好像八辈子都没见过第 100+名。他们表现得好像笑气高了一样,围在盛王的办公桌前呱呱叫。


Gao Tianyang led the crowing, study rep Song Sirui assisted him.
高天阳领着啼叫,书房代表宋思瑞协助他。


The main character himself, Sheng Wang, instead had his eyes downcasted as his hands rested inside his desk, tapping on his phone. He couldn’t shut the two jokers’ mouths, he could only let them act out as they wanted.
主角王盛本人却垂着眼睛,双手放在桌子里,敲着手机。他无法堵住两个小丑的嘴,只能让他们随心所欲地表演。






“Look at the entire level, who else dares to jump a hundred places in a week?” This was Gao Tianyang.
“看看整个关卡,还有谁敢一周跳一百位?”这就是高天阳。


“No one!” This was Song Sirui.
“没有人!”这就是宋思睿。


“Sheng-ge, out with it, do you want to steal the study rep position from our Old Song?” This was still Gao Tianyang.
“笙歌,,你想抢我们老宋的学习代表位置吗?”这还是高天阳。


“???” Song Sirui was baffled, and added on, “I can bear to part with this.”
“???”宋思睿一头雾水,又补充道:“我能忍心放弃这个。


“Respectable!” Gao Tianyang flashed a thumbs up at him.
“体面!”高天阳对他竖起了大拇指。


“Magnanimous!” Song Sirui also gave himself a thumbs up.
“宽宏大量!”宋思睿也给自己竖起了大拇指。






Inside the desk, Jiang Tian had just sent a WeChat telling him no need to wait for him after night self study. Sheng Wang was bored anyway, and sent him several stickers in a row.
课桌里,江甜刚刚发了一条微信,告诉他晚上自习后不用等他了。盛王反正无聊了,一连给他发了好几张贴纸。


Canned: A question, is there any way to make this two unable to speak?
罐头:一个问题,有什么办法可以让这两人说不出话来吗?


Jiang Tian: No.
江天:没有。


Canned: Aren’t you Gao Tianyang’s childhood friend why can’t you handle him.
罐头:你不是高天阳的青梅竹马吗,你为什么管不住他。


Jiang Tian: ……
江田:......


Jiang Tian: Not his mom.
江天:不是他妈妈。






“No wait, Sheng-ge, why are you laughing?” Gao Tianyang really couldn’t help sticking his head out to steal a glance. Unfortunately, the angle was off and the table was in his way, he could not see anything at all.
“不用等了,盛哥,你笑什么?”高天阳实在忍不住探出头偷看一眼。不幸的是,角度不对,桌子挡住了他的路,他什么也看不见。


“Nothing.” Sheng Wang casually replied.
“什么都没有。”盛王随口回答道。






Gao Tianyang narrowed his eyes and started smirking. Song Sir wagged his finger and said, “Something’s up Sheng-ge—”
高天阳眯起眼睛,开始傻笑。宋先生摇了摇手指,说:“生哥——”


“What do you mean something?” Sheng Wang did not even pay attention to them at all. He closed a few more apps, then withdrew his hands from the desk.
“你什么意思?”盛王甚至根本没有理会他们。他又关闭了几个应用程序,然后将手从桌子上收回。






As his expression was truly lost, Gao Tianyang stopped smirking as he lost his enthusiasm, saying, “Forget it, let’s talk about grades. Seriously, your jump this time round is way too high, even after my many years in the pugilistic world, I’ve never seen such a leap. Your position increasing by 100 was even faster than our Chili meimei’s weight going above 100.”
由于他的表情真的失落了,高天阳失去了热情,不再傻笑,道:“算了,我们来谈成绩吧。说真的,你这次的跳跃太高了,即使我在拳击界工作了很多年,我也从未见过这样的飞跃。你的位置增加100,甚至比我们辣椒美美体重超过100还要快。


(t/n: They were measuring in 斤, in this case it means 50kg. No I’m not converting that to pounds :))
(t/n:他们以斤为单位,在这种情况下,这意味着 50 公斤。不,我不会将其转换为英镑:))


“You don’t want to live anymore?” Sheng Wang looked at him incredulously.
“你不想活了?”盛王不可置信地看着他。


Instantly, a cry exploded from Chili at the side, “SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME GAO TIANYANG?!”
瞬间,一旁的辣椒炸开了一声叫喊,“高天阳再说一遍?!


Chilli, as a legend who could squeeze into the top five of the level, was well-liked by everyone. She mixed in well, and proved herself to be a troublemaker too. Everyone included her in their jokes. Out of everyone, Gao Tianyang was the most insufferable with his words, and would often end up getting beaten up by her.
辣椒作为一个能够挤进关卡前五的传奇人物,深受大家的喜爱。她很好地融入了其中,并证明了自己也是一个麻烦制造者。每个人都把她纳入了他们的笑话中。在众人中,高天阳的言辞最让人难以忍受,经常会被她打得头不开。






The moment her voice stopped, Chili’s book flew directly straight at them through the crowd.
当她的声音停止的那一刻,辣椒的书直接穿过人群直接飞向他们。


Gao Tianyang said a “fuck”, and ducked to avoid it. Sheng Wang closely followed, tilting his head out of the way. It was after that then did he realise that oh no, the book was flying towards Jiang Tian’s face.
高天阳“操”了一声,躲开了。盛王紧随其后,歪着头让开。这之后,他才意识到,哦不,那本书正朝着江天的脸飞来。


Just as he realised, he heard a ‘smack’ behind him. Jiang Tian managed to stop the book.
就在他意识到的时候,他听到身后传来一声“啪”的声。江甜设法阻止了这本书。






He grabbed the book, and wordlessly looked at Gao Tianyang. The latter immediately bowed to him with his palms together, and respectfully passed the book back to Chili. Once the person who led the crowing escaped, the other people scattered like birds.
他抓起书本,无言地看着高天阳。后者立即合掌向他鞠了一躬,恭敬地将书递回给了辣椒。领头鸣的人逃走后,其他人像鸟儿一样四散而去。


They ran away like they were utterly defeated, Sheng Wang managed to laugh with this sight alone, leaning against his chair.
他们像被彻底击败一样逃跑了,盛王靠在椅子上,光是这一幕就笑了起来。






“Quiet now?” Jiang Tian’s frosty and plain voice suddenly rang from behind his ears.
“现在安静了?”江恬冰冷平淡的声音突然从耳后响起。


This person’s voice was too gravelly, when he spoke softly he always caused his ears to itch. Sheng Wang replied with an ‘Mn’, and could not help but pinch his earlobe.
这个人的声音太沙哑了,轻声细语的时候总是让耳朵发痒。盛王回答了一句“Mn”,忍不住捏了捏耳垂。


Jiang Tian said next, “Then move your table forward a bit, don’t quake against my table.”
江甜接着说道:“那就把你的桌子往前挪一点,别靠在我的桌子上颤抖。


Sheng Wang: “......”
王盛:“......”


Fine, whether his ears itched depended on the content too.
好吧,他的耳朵是否发痒也取决于内容。






Though they weren’t through with crowing to their hearts’ content, the students of Class A silently acknowledged one thing — at least two slots for the Tri-Quality Students of the City list had been booked, one would be Jiang Tian who was firmly first in the level, the other was Sheng Wang who was on a rocket.
虽然还没有尽情地呱呱叫完,但 A 班的同学们默默地承认了一件事——城市三优学生名单至少已经预订了两个名额,一个是稳居关卡第一的江甜,另一个是乘坐火箭的盛王。


To use the class monitor, Li Yu’s words, it would be “Congrats, the two of you can start celebrating in advance.”
用班长,李宇的话来说,就是“恭喜你,你们两个可以提前开始庆祝了。


In the end however, the second day results were released, the two were congratulated into the students affairs office.
然而最终,第二天的成绩出炉了,两人被祝贺进入了学生事务办公室。






The one responsible for passing the message was Small Mouth Xu, he was dragged in by his dad as hard labour, and carried a stack of exercise booklets into the classroom. The thing he said upon entering was, “Jiang Tian, Sheng Wang, head to Duxing Block, Dean Xu’s looking for you.”
负责传递信息的是小嘴徐,他被爸爸当苦役拉了进来,拎着一摞练习册进了教室。他进去时说的一句话是,“江天,盛王,前往都兴街区,徐院长找你。


(t/n: Duxing --> 'Application' - Word here could mean: the last stage of learning, where you sincerely put what you have learnt to use. Might change all building names to follow pinyin names at this rate. edit: I did :))
(t/n: Duxing --> 'Application' - 这里的词可以表示:学习的最后阶段,你真诚地将所学知识付诸实践。可能会按照这个速度将所有建筑物名称更改为遵循拼音名称。编辑:我做到了:))


He was probably one of the most decent students in Class A, he never called his dad dad in school, and obviously he did not dare to call him Big Mouth either. He always called him Dean Xu in all propriety.
他大概是 A 班最正派的学生之一,他在学校里从来不叫他爸爸,显然也不敢叫他大嘴。他总是礼貌地称呼他为徐院长。






“The two of us?” Sheng Wang turned around and faced Jiang Tian in dismay, he asked Small Mouth, “Did he say anything?”
“我们两个?”盛王转过身来,沮丧地面对江甜,他问小嘴:“他说了什么吗?


“He didn’t.” Small Mouth replied honestly, “In any case he was smiling as he said that, I guess it should be a good thing? Maybe it’s about the Tri-Quality or something.”
“他没有。”小嘴老实回答道:“不管怎么说,他笑着说,我想这应该是一件好事吧?也许是关于三质量什么的。






Sheng Wang and Jiang Tian went to the office in half-disbelief. The moment they entered they saw Big Mouth Xu, whose smile didn’t reach the eyes, as well as Zhai Tao who was standing with his head hung low.
盛王和江甜半信半疑地去了办公室。他们进去的那一刻,看到了笑容不入眼的大嘴徐,还有低着头站着的翟涛。


You’re telling me this could fucking be the Tri-Quality Students of the City??
你告诉我这他妈的可能是这座城市的三等生?


Sheng Wang wanted to dice Small Mouth Xu up right there and then for getting the critical information wrong.
盛王想当场把小嘴徐切死,然后因为弄错了关键信息。






Big Mouth was all smiles as he sized Sheng Wang up, and looked towards Jiang Tian too. A few seconds later his expression abruptly changed. Saliva droplets flew everywhere as he roared, “Getting too big for your britches, aren’t you?! Fighting on the day of the weekly test itself! You even picked the fountain square that has the highest human traffic! Tell me, what exactly were you thinking?! Ah? Putting up a show?!”
大嘴笑容满面,他打量了盛王的量度,也看向了江甜。几秒钟后,他的表情突然变了。唾液飞溅到处都是,他咆哮道:“对你的小屁股来说太大了,不是吗?!在每周测试当天战斗!你甚至选择了人流量最高的喷泉广场!告诉我,你到底在想什么?!啊?上演一场表演?!






After he paused for a breath, a vigorous voice rang from the office entrance, “Reporting in!”
他停顿了一口气后,办公室门口响起了一个劲儿的声音,“报到进来!


Big Mouth Xu jumped, and looked at the entrance in annoyance. Sheng Wang shifted his gaze there too, only to see Gao Tianyang standing there, Small Mouth Xu in tow. The one who just yelled was Gao Tianyang.
徐大嘴跳了起来,恼怒地看向了入口。盛王也将目光移向那里,只见高天阳站在那里,小嘴徐拖着。刚才喊叫的,是高天阳。






“Why are you even back here?!” Big Mouth Xu was still pissed off, he showed no leniency towards his own son either.
“你为什么还回来?!”徐大嘴还是生气了,他对自己的亲儿子也没有表现出任何宽容。


“Reporting in,” Small Mouth Xu began in an orderly manner, “Class B’s exercise books are still here, I got Gao Tianyang to help me.”
“报进来,”小嘴徐有条不紊地开始,“B 班的练习册还在,我找了高天阳来帮我。


Big Mouth Xu said, “You think I don’t know what Gao Tianyang’s like? Going on about getting Gao Tianyang to help you some more, it definitely has to be his request to come here, he just wants to join in the action.”
徐大嘴道:“你以为我不知道高天阳是什么样子?继续让高天阳再帮你一些,来这里肯定是他的要求,他只是想加入行动。


Small Mouth Xu sheepishly pursed his lips, “It isn’t really that either.”
小嘴徐羞涩地抿了抿唇,“也不是真的。






“Is your curiosity sated yet?” Big Mouth Xu said, “Get the exercise booklets and quickly leave!”
“你的好奇心满足了吗?”徐大嘴道:“拿到练习册,赶紧离开!


However, Gao Tianyang did not move. He shot a harsh glare at Zhai Tao, and said to Big Mouth Xu with righteous insistence, “I fought too, why wasn’t I summoned!”
然而,高天阳并没有动。他狠狠地瞪了翟涛一眼,义正言辞地对徐大嘴说:“我也打过,怎么不召来!


“Did you hit anyone?”
“你打人了吗?”


“I did!”
“我做到了!”


“Hit, my ass!” Big Mouth Xu pointed outside the windows, “You think the security cameras in this school are dead? Don’t blindly join in, get out! Otherwise, I’ll increase the punishment, believe it or not.”
“打,我的屁股!”徐大嘴指了指窗外,“你以为这所学校的监控摄像头死了?不要盲目加入,滚出去!否则,信不信由你,我会加大惩罚力度。


Gao Tianyang still wanted to say something, but he was dragged out by Small Mouth Xu who was well-versed with Big Mouth Xu’s temper. “Don’t retort, he’ll just get angrier.”
高天阳还想说什么,却被深谙大嘴徐脾气的小嘴徐拖了出去。“别反驳,他只会更生气的。”






The office door was slammed shut by Big Mouth Xu, Zhai Tao couldn’t hold it back anymore, “Reporting in.”
办公室的门被徐大嘴砰的一声关上,翟涛再也按捺不住了,“报进来。


“Speak.”
“说吧。”


“I Fuc—” Zhai Tao wanted to cuss on instinct, the words left his mouth before he remembered where he was, and he unwillingly swallowed it back, “I didn’t hit anyone either! Why am I here too?”
“我福——”翟涛本能地想骂,话还没想起自己在哪里,就从嘴里说出来,他不甘心地咽了回去,“我也没打人!我为什么也在这里?


He’s the fucking one who got beaten up from the start to the end, the scar still hasn’t faded from his face!
他妈的是那个从头到尾都被打的那个,脸上的伤疤还没有褪去!






When Big Mouth Xu was severe, he did indeed carry the dignified air of an administrative Dean. He stared at Zhai Tao for a good while, and no longer used the roaring voice, “You really don’t know why you’re standing here now?”
徐大嘴严厉的时候,确实带着行政院长的端庄气息。他盯着翟涛看了好一会儿,不再用那咆哮的声音,“你真的不知道你现在为什么站在这里?


He clearly was using a neutral tone, but it was more unnerving than roaring.
他显然使用的是中性语气,但比咆哮更令人不安。






“Don’t know.” Zhai Tao impatiently said, stubborn.
“不知道。”翟涛不耐烦地说,固执。


“Though our school may not be the top of the province, we are a famous school with a hundred years’ worth of history after all. We spent a hundred years getting rid of the dregs, extracting the quintessential, we may not be the most forward, but teaching and educating people is enough. You’ve been here for at least a year, and all you’ve learnt is to call people a damn beggar, and to push people down the stairs?”
“我们学校虽然不是全省顶尖,但毕竟是一所有着百年历史的名校。我们用百年时间去掉渣滓,提取精粹,我们可能不是最前卫的,但教书育人就够了。你来这里至少一年了,你学到的只是骂人该死的乞丐,把人推下楼梯?






Zhai Tao heavily breathed as he pursed his lips. A moment later he denied, “I didn’t—”
翟涛抿了抿嘴唇,呼吸粗重。过了一会儿,他否认道,“我没有——”


“I’ve said, the cameras aren’t dead. The crowd that day has eyes and ears yoo.” When Big Mouth Xu saw the way he was acting, he couldn’t be bothered to waste his energy anymore. He waved his hands and said, “Fine, fine, I’m not here to argue with you either. Since I’ve already summoned the few of you here, I’ve already got my evidence from multiple sources.”
“我说过,相机并没有死。那天的人群有眼睛和耳朵。徐大嘴看到他的样子,也懒得再浪费精力了。他摆摆双手,道:“好,我也不是来和你争论的。既然我已经把你们几个人召集到这里了,我已经从多个来源得到了证据。


“For you, I don’t want to go on anymore, you know it in your heart.” Big Mouth Xu turned to Sheng Wang and Jiang Tian again, “As for the two of you, I know you meant well, but!”
“为了你,我不想再继续下去了,你心里知道。”徐大嘴又转向盛王和江甜,“至于你们两个,我知道你们的本意是好的,但是!






His tone got harsher, “There are hundreds of ways to deal with this, why did you have to resort to physical action? Fighting in front of the entire school makes you especially cool, right? Ay, your bag flew so far ahead, right?”
他的语气更加严厉,“这件事有上百种方法,为什么非要采取肢体行动?在全校学生面前打架,让你特别爽吧?哎呀,你的包飞得这么远了,对吧?


Sheng Wang stared down at his feet, looking as if he was deep in soul searching.
盛王低头盯着他的脚,看起来似乎在深深地反省。






He was born clean and neat, the ends of his eyes were elongated, with slight droop towards the end. When he smiled he nearly glowed, when his eyes were downcasted it was incredibly deceptive, with 30% innocence and 70% bookishness, Big Mouth Xu stuttered two times when he looked at him.
他生来干净整洁,眼睛的末端拉长,末端略微下垂。笑起来的时候差点发光,眼神垂下来的时候,骗人无比,有三成的天真,七成的书卷气,徐大嘴看着他,结巴了两下。


“I remember telling the other teachers the day you came, that you look like the type of student that’s especially well-behaved, and now?! You proved my words just like this?!”
“我记得你来的那天告诉其他老师,你看起来像那种特别乖巧的学生,现在?!你就这样证明了我的话?!






The more Big Mouth Xu thought about it the more he got worked up, he gulped two mouthfuls from his thermos on the table, spat the tea lead dregs, and said, “The few of you like being spectated on, right? You like showing off in front of the entire school, right? There — Road #3 in the teaching zone, it passes through the teaching blocks, the canteen, the residential blocks, a stage like this is fancy enough, right? Sweep the parasol fluff, save our cleaning staff some effort.”
徐大嘴越想越激动,他从桌上的保温瓶里咽了两口,吐了吐茶铅渣,说道:“你们几个喜欢被围观吧?你喜欢在全校学生面前炫耀吧?那里——教学区的 #3 路,它穿过教学区、食堂、住宅区,这样的舞台已经足够花哨了,对吧?扫一下遮阳伞的绒毛,省去我们的清洁人员一些精力。






He lifted a finger, and said, “It wouldn’t take too long, just one week. This week, report with a broom in hand during the morning long break, I’ll get someone to watch over you. You bunch of brats, if you don’t lose face a few times round you’ll never know exactly how much longer life is! After finishing everything in a week, come over here and receive the outcome of your official punishment.”
他抬起一根手指,说:“不会花太长时间,只需一周。这周,上午长假拿着扫帚报到,我会找人看管你的。你们这群小子,再不丢几次面子,你永远不知道寿命还能长多久!一周内完成所有事情后,过来领取正式惩罚的结果。






Dean Xu finally quelled his anger, the three fight participants thus went onto the path of sweeping the streets.
徐院长终于平息了怒火,三名参战者就这样走上了扫街之路。


Just after two days, Sheng Wang already wanted to quit.
刚过两天,盛王就已经想退出了。






Contrary to expectations, it wasn’t because it was shameful. The students had to go to the parade square during the long break, as long as they avoided the crowd at particular timings, Road #3 would be quiet and void of anyone, naturally it wouldn’t be shameful.
与预期相反,这并不是因为这很可耻。学生们在长假期间必须前往游行广场,只要在特定的时间避开人群,#3路就会安静无人,自然不会丢人。


What really got to Sheng Wang was the parasol fluff itself, can this thing even be swept by fucking humans??
真正让盛王上手的,是遮阳伞绒毛本身,这东西连他妈的人类都能扫过吗?






The moment he finished sweeping, a gust of wind the next second would result in another layer on the ground, even flying on top of people. The worst wasn’t even irritating the face, it was when it got into the eyes and that’s the meaning of true despair.
扫完的那一刻,下一秒的一阵风,地面上又掀起了一层,甚至飞到了人身上。最糟糕的是甚至不是刺激脸,而是当它进入眼睛时,这就是真正的绝望的含义。






The wind was strong today, Sheng Wang was poked in the eyes for multiple times, his eyes were red from rubbing from the entire week, once in a while he had to hold on to the broom while pinching at his eyelids. When the young master was irritated, he shut the world out, he even tuned out his five senses, and was in a state of, hear nothing, see nothing, acknowledge nobody at all.
今天风很大,盛王的眼睛被戳了好几次,整整一个星期的揉得眼睛都红了,偶尔还要一边捏着眼皮一边抓着扫帚。当少爷被激怒时,他将世界拒之门外,他甚至调掉了他的五官,处于一种状态,什么也听不到,什么也看不到,根本不承认任何人。






The Nth time he was poked in the eyes, he vaguely heard someone say to him, “Don’t move, there’s grass in your hair.”
第 N 次被戳眼睛的时候,隐约听到有人对他说:“别动,头发里有草。


Sheng Wang did not realise who was speaking, he retorted the moment he opened his mouth, “None of your goddamn business, I grew it myself.”
盛王没有意识到是谁在说话,他一开口就反驳道:“不关你该死的事,是我自己种的。






His left eye started tearing up as he blinked, and finally got the irritant out. Just as he sighed in relief, he suddenly realised that the one who spoke seemed to be Jiang Tian……
他的左眼眨眼时开始流泪,终于把刺激物拿出来了。就在他松了口气的时候,他突然意识到,说话的人似乎就是江田......


Sheng Wang paused for a second, and turned around with one eye squinted, only to see Jiang Tian retracting his hand from the top of his head.
盛王顿了顿,眯着一只眼睛转过身来,只见江天将手从头顶收回。






“What were you saying again?” He sheepishly asked.
“你又在说什么?”他害羞地问道。


“I wasn’t saying anything,” Jiang Tian lifted his chin, “Keep growing it.”
“我没说什么,”江甜抬起下巴,“继续长。


Sheng Wang immediately tilted his head in Jiang Tian’s direction, “I’m sorry I’m so sorry, help me remove it, I can’t go back with a head full of grass.”
盛王立刻歪着头朝江天的方向,“对不起,我好抱歉,帮我把它移掉,我满头草都回不去了。






Zhai Tao, who was at the side, violently thumped the ground with the broom, cursing, “Fuck……”
一旁的翟涛用扫帚猛地捶打地面,骂道:“操......”






Just as he was cussing up a storm, someone walked towards them, high heels clicking. “Sheng Wang? Jiang Tian? What are the two of you doing?”
就在他骂骂咧咧地骂着暴风雨的时候,有人朝他们走来,高跟鞋咔哒作响。“盛王?江天?你们两个在做什么?


Sheng Wang straightened his head back from Jiang Tian. He looked up, and the English teacher, Yang Jing, was walking in their direction with a stack of paper in hand. Her delicate brows furrowed, and she was displeased. “I was just looking everywhere for the two of you, what are you acting like a living Lei Feng for?”
盛王从江天身上转过头来。他抬头一看,英语老师杨静正手里拿着一叠纸朝他们的方向走来。她精致的眉头紧锁,不悦。“我只是到处找你们两个,你装活雷锋干什么?”


(t/n: Name of a person that has become synonymous of a selfless model citizen, promoted widely by the government )
(t/n:已成为无私模范公民代名词的人的名字,被政府广泛推广)






“Teacher,” Sheng Wang laughed dryly, “Not living Lei Fengs, the two of us are getting punished.”
“老师,”盛王干笑道,“不是活雷锋,我们两个要受罚了。


All he ever said was “the two of us’, as if Zhai Tao at the side was just thin air. The ‘thin air’ nearly exploded in anger.
他只说了一句“我们两个人”,仿佛一旁的翟涛只是空气稀薄。“稀薄的空气”几乎在愤怒中爆炸。






“Punishment?” Yang Jing”s brows knitted even tighter, “Which bumbling idiot picked such a good timing?”
“惩罚?”杨静的眉头皱得更紧了,“哪个笨手笨脚的白痴挑了这么好的时机?


There was no right answer no matter how Sheng Wang said it.
无论盛王怎么说,都没有正确的答案。






“Ah, don’t worry, I’ll scold whoever, you just answer whoever.” Yang Jing said.
“啊,你放心,我骂谁就骂谁,你回答谁就行。”杨静说。


“Dean Xu.” Sheng Wang replied, “Because the two of us fought the day of the weekly test.”
“徐院长。”盛王回答说:“因为我们两个人在周考那天打了。


“I’ve heard.” Yang Jing nodded, “What a choice location, it has a bad influence, the punishment is indeed deserved. But why now? How many days do you two have to sweep?”
“我听说过。”杨静点点头,“好一个选择的地点,影响不好,惩罚确实是罪有应得的。但为什么是现在呢?你们两个要扫几天?


“One week.”
“一个星期。”


“This week?” Yang Jing raised her voice.
“这周?”杨静提高了声音。


“Yup.”
“是的。”






“Go.” Yang Jing stuffed a stack of test papers each into Sheng Wang and Jiang Tian’s arms, and stomped in her heels domineeringly, “I’m going to speak with Big Mouth Xu!”
“走吧。”杨静将一摞试卷各塞进盛王和江甜的怀里,霸气地跺了跺脚后跟,“我要和旭大嘴说话!


“Huh? This can’t be too good, teacher……” Sheng Wang quietly mimed a victory sign at Jiang Tian, and caught up to Yang Jing in two steps, “Why are you going to speak with him?”
“嗯?这不能太好,老师......”盛王悄悄地对着江天模仿了一个胜利的手势,两步追上杨靖,“你为什么要和他说话?


“I was counting on the two of you to practise for your English Olympiad during the long break, he’s messing with my plans!”
“我指望你们两个在长假期间为你们的英语奥林匹克运动会练习,他正在打乱我的计划!”






Yang Jing was truly the woman who fought against all the school leadership, she stormed into the student affairs office in a fury, closed the door, and was all lightning and thunder as she yelled.
杨静不愧是那个和所有学校领导斗争的女人,她一怒之下冲进学生事务处,关上门,一边吼一声,都是电闪雷霆。


In the end she left Big Mouth Xu with a line: “The English Olympiad is next week, the two with the most potential to get a good placing are both outside. If you insist on punishing them this week, go take their places for the competition, if you can’t get a trophy I’ll hang myself at your office entrance, do as you see fit!”
最后她给大嘴徐留下了一句台词:“英奥在下周,最有潜力拿到好名次的两个都在外面。如果你这周坚持惩罚他们,就去代替他们参加比赛,如果你拿不到奖杯,我就在你的办公室门口上吊自杀,你认为合适的就怎么做!


“......”


Big Mouth Xu was agape and had zero power to fight back.
徐大嘴瞪大了,反击的力量为零。






Under Yang Jing’s pressure, he retreated again and again, and in the end countered with a condition.
在杨靖的压力下,他一次又一次地退缩,最终以条件反击。


He said, “Then I have two requests, one would be there must be substantial showing for the competition, the second would be there must be an improvement of at least 50 places for the monthly test this weekend.”
他说:“那么我有两个要求,一是比赛必须有实质性的表现,二是本周末的月度测试必须至少提高 50 个名额。


Jiang Tian, who was first in the year: “???”
江年第一的田:“???”






Fortunately, in the next second with all his sensibility back, Big Mouth Xu added on, “Sheng Wang, I’m talking about Sheng Wang here, Jiang Tian couldn’t improve even if he wants to.”
好在下一秒,感性都回来了,徐大嘴又补充道:“盛王,我这里说的是盛王,江甜想也进不去。


Sheng Wang had been eavesdropping for a good while, he finally couldn’t keep his mouth shut and stuck his head in after cracking the door open, asking, “Dean Xu, you know it gets more difficult to increase the level position the higher I go, right?”
盛王偷听了好一会儿,终于闭不住嘴了,把门撬开后把头伸了进去,问道:“徐院长,你知道我越往上爬,等级位置就越难吧?


“I do! Would it still be a punishment otherwise?” Big Mouth Xu was righteous.
“我愿意!否则还会是一种惩罚吗?徐大嘴大义。


Sheng Wang wanted to slam the door in his face.
盛王想当面摔门。






“You either meet these two requirements, or continue sweeping the streets for me, and there will be demerit points for fighting, you can even forget about the Tri-Quality Students of the City !” Big Mouth Xu delivered a critical hit.
“你要么满足这两个要求,要么继续给我扫街,打架就会有扣分,你甚至可以忘记城里的三品生!”徐大嘴送出暴击。






There was no dignity upon facing great pressure.
面对巨大的压力,没有尊严。


In the middle of the night, the second day. Sheng Wang repeatedly gave himself a mental pep talk, and finally reached his claws out towards the neighbouring bedroom.
第二天的半夜。盛王反复给自己打气,最后把爪子伸向了隔壁卧室。






Chapter 024 - Awakening of Insects in Summer's End
第024章 夏末虫的觉醒






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Sheng Wang’s Heart Skipped A Beat.
王盛的心猛地一跳。





Last time round, it was Jiang Tian who knocked first, it should be his turn this time. Gifts should be reciprocated, everyone understood this norm.
上一轮,是江甜先敲门的,这次应该轮到他了。礼物应该是回报的,每个人都明白这个规范。


I’m not being shameless, I’m just polite, Sheng Wang internally chanted two times, before righteously knocking on the door.
我不是,我只是客气,盛王内念了两声,然后义正言辞地敲门。






Footsteps shuffled in the bedroom, with a light creak, Jiang Tian appeared behind the door.
卧室里拖着脚步,轻轻的吱吱声,江甜出现在门后。


The words Sheng Wang prepared tumbled around in his mouth, and when it left it became, “My room’s air con’s spoilt!”
盛王准备的话在嘴里翻来覆去,一出就变成了,“我房间的空调坏了!


Jiang Tian was stunned.
江甜愣住了。






…...What’s wrong with you???
…...你怎么了???


Sheng Wang cursed himself internally.
盛王在内心诅咒自己。






He had such a good excuse to go with but he had to drag in something so stupid like the air con? Great, now he couldn’t take it back. This level of falsehood, all Jiang Tian needed to do was to go over to expose it, he basically offered his face to the other for slapping.
他有这么好的借口,但他不得不拖进空调这样愚蠢的东西?太好了,现在他再也收不回来了。这种程度的谎言,江甜需要做的就是过去揭穿,他基本上是把脸献给对方打耳光。


Sheng Wang imagined that scenario, and almost passed away on the spot.
盛王想象着那一幕,差点当场去世。






Still, his mental fortitude was generally quite fine, he wilted for two seconds before he was bold again. He looked at Jiang Tian, internally saying: If you really dare to go check, I’ll jump from the second floor window.
尽管如此,他的精神毅力总体上还是不错的,他枯萎了两秒钟,然后又大胆了。他看着江天,心里说:你真敢去查,我就从二楼窗户跳下去。






Fortunately Jiang Tian had both intelligence and humanity.
好在江甜既有智慧,又有人性。


His eyes lowered, scanned around, and spotted the bag in Sheng Wang’s hands. He didn’t ask any further questions, and side-stepped to open up a path.
他垂下眼睛,扫视四周,发现了盛王手中的袋子。他没有再问任何问题,而是侧开了一条路。


Sheng Wang silently let out a sigh of relief, and entered the bedroom.
盛王默默地松了口气,进了卧室。






Upon his first step, he subconsciously paused a bit. That was his reaction only when entering other people’s territory, just like when acting as a guest, a person would scan around first before putting on the slippers. Sheng Wang never would have thought that he would have this reaction in this bedroom.
第一步,他下意识地停顿了一下。这是他只有在进入别人的领地时才会做出反应,就像当客人时,一个人会先扫视一下再穿上拖鞋。盛王万万不会想到,自己会在这间卧室里有这样的反应。






Teenagers always were quick to feel, a single line was all it took to stir a fight, a single line was also enough to bury the hatchet. The first second they might be quarreling and fighting, the next second they co
青少年总是感觉很快,一根线就能激起一场争吵,一根线也足以埋葬斧头。第一秒他们可能会吵架和打架,下一秒他们就会一起