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"No, chat, I actually will buy the skin once it comes out. Who would want to miss out on an Ahri skin?" Yunho says, looking back from his twitch chat to his main screen. He was currently live on Twitch with over 20k viewers who were watching him play Teamfight Tactics. There was a new update that brought back the game mode 'Choncc's Treasure', and Yunho decided to take a break from first person shooting games to play it.
“不，兄弟们，等皮肤一上线我肯定买爆。谁会错过阿狸的皮肤啊，是吧？” 允浩一边说着，一边从 Twitch 聊天界面瞥向游戏主屏幕。他正在 Twitch 上直播《云顶之弈》，超过两万名观众围观他体验游戏。新版本回归了“胖胖龙的宝藏”模式，允浩决定暂时放下第一人称射击游戏，放松一下。
"Oh, we got Lissandra. What do I play with Arcanist? 'Play Porcelain and Arcanist' ? Okay, yeah sure. I'll let you guys backseat this game because the last time I've played was—" A voice cuts through his sentence, making him pause. He moves one side of his headphones back, looking to his right.
“哦，来了个丽桑卓。我该玩什么秘术羁绊？‘玩瓷器和秘术’？行，就听你们的，这把就让你们来指挥了，毕竟上次玩还是——” 突然，一个声音打断了他，他停了下来。他摘下一边耳机，看向右边。
"Yunho, do you want cookies? I baked some."
“允浩，想吃饼干吗？我烤了一些。”
"Cookies? What flavor?" He asks, eyes going back and forth to his screen and to the sudden visitor.
“饼干？什么口味的？” 他问道，眼睛在屏幕和突然出现的访客之间来回移动。
"Chocolate chip cookies."
“巧克力曲奇。”
Yunho's eyes brighten and he nods, smiling at the visitor. He then stands up, leaving the frame and coming back with a plate of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies on one hand and a cup of milk on the other. His twitch chat erupts as he places the plate and cup on a table, making sure it's not in a place where he'd accidentally spill the milk.
允浩的眼睛瞬间亮了起来，他笑着朝来人点点头。接着他站起身，离开了摄像头画面，不一会儿，一手端着一盘刚出炉的巧克力饼干，另一手拿着一杯牛奶走了回来。他把盘子和杯子小心地放在桌上，确保不会不小心把牛奶洒出来，他的 Twitch 直播聊天室瞬间炸开了锅。
hoyuberry: OMG WHOMST hoyuberry: 卧槽 哪个小妖精？？？
jeff_60557: pay attention to the game
jeff_60557: 专心打你的游戏！yuyubears: who is that?
yuyubears: 那是谁啊？hoelefthoeright: damn those cookies look delicious
hoelefthoeright: 靠，那些饼干看起来真好吃alex543: WHO WAS THAT
alex543: 刚才那是谁？！YeeticeL024: boyfriend? YeeticeL024: 男朋友？
neothru: lux in the shop buy it
neothru: **Lux** 在商店里，快买啊merryhoyunz: that doesn't sound like anyone from ateez
merryhoyunz: 这声音听起来不像 **ATEEZ** 的任何一个人jyuzsang: WHOOOOOOO?????
jyuzsang: 到底是谁啊啊啊啊啊啊?????
Yunho focuses back on the game, buying the Lux in the shop and placing her on his board. He looks through chat a few times, taking a bite out of the cookies.
允浩的注意力重新回到游戏上，在商店里买了拉克丝，然后把她放到了棋盘上。他时不时地瞥几眼聊天窗口，顺手咬了一口饼干。
"Hmm… 'Who was that?' Well…" Yunho looks back to his right, then back at his chat. He laughs, looking hesitant, not wanting to answer the question. Just then, the round of his game ended, distracting him from the previous question. It was an augment round, and three augments showed up on his screen.
“嗯… ‘刚才那是谁呀？’ 嘛…” 允浩先是回头看了看右边，又转过头来看他的聊天框。他笑了笑，看起来有点犹豫，不太想回答这个问题。就在这时，他玩的游戏结束了一局，转移了他的注意力，让他暂时不用回答之前的问题。现在是强化符文环节，屏幕上出现了三个强化符文。
"It's Call to Chaos! I have to pick it guys, you know I do. The other options suck." He says, deciding to ignore the spamming on his twitch chat and focus on the game. Unfortunately, the game ends with him in 2nd place, losing to a 3 Star Rakan. "But how did we lose this game? 'Rakan things'? No, chat… I was so close to hitting 3 Star Lissandra… Do you think she beats Rakan 3? 'No'? I think she does though."
“是‘混沌的呼唤’！这还用说，兄弟们，我必须选它啊。其他的选项烂到家了。” 他说道，决定无视 Twitch 聊天室里的刷屏，专注游戏。 不走运的是，这局他拿了第二，输给了一个三星洛。“不是吧，这局怎么输的？ ‘洛的事儿’？ 别闹了，各位……我差一点点就三星丽桑卓了…… 你们觉得三星丽桑卓能打赢三星洛吗？ ‘不能’？ 我觉得可以啊。”
After arguing with his twitch chat for a while, he opens up his phone to a few notifications. He chuckles, looking back at the stream. "Why is Wooyoung telling me to check twitter? What's up?" He opens up a new browser, opening the website and being greeted by a messy timeline.
跟直播间的这群家伙拌了几句嘴后，他拿起手机，发现来了几条消息。他笑了笑，回头对着镜头说：“宇英干嘛一直让我刷推？出啥事儿了？” 说着，他打开一个新的浏览器窗口，点开推特，时间线乱糟糟的，映入眼帘。
"He said I was trending and I should check the trends? Why am I trending though?" His eyes widened and he stared at the camera. "Chat, are you for real? No! He's not my boyfriend!" He says, chuckling right after. His twitch chat explodes again, spamming multiple questions. Yunho grabs another cookie, dunking it on the milk before munching on it, his focus now on his twitch chat.
“他说我上热搜了，让我看看趋势？我上什么热搜啊？” 他眼睛瞪得老大，直勾勾地盯着摄像头。“各位，你们是认真的吗？不是！他才不是我男朋友！” 说完，自己先忍不住笑出了声。他的 **Twitch** 直播间又炸开了锅，各种问题刷屏。允浩又拿起一块饼干，在牛奶里蘸了蘸，然后大口地吃了起来，注意力现在全在 **Twitch** 聊天室里。
"Yes, he's not my boyfriend. Why did you guys even think of that? That's like saying I'm dating my mom!" He exclaims, laughing at how ridiculous it sounds.
“是，他当然不是我男朋友。你们怎么会这么想？这简直就像说我在和我妈谈恋爱一样！” 他大声说道，似乎觉得这想法荒谬得可笑。
rica @hoyunlovr
hoyun if he's not your lover then who exactly is he
如果他不是你的爱人，那他又算什么呢？
seah | stream maestro @atzpresent
seah | 直播大师 @atzpresent
replying to @hoyunlovr 回复 @hoyunlovr
RIGHT?? the voice did not sound like ANYONE in ateez
是吧？！这声音听着根本不像 **ATEEZ** 里的任何人啊！elyy @khjoonified
replying to @hoyunlovr 回复 @hoyunlovr
no i'm actually so curious now
不是吧，我现在真的超级好奇了！
jung is suffering through khj drought @pdkhj_
Jung 正遭受着来自 @pdkhj_ 的 khj 干旱，简直望眼欲穿了！
afaik didn't ateez only have 7 ppl living in their streaming house or smth.. this is a new voice omg who is it
据我所知，ATEEZ 的直播宿舍不是只有 7 个人住吗？这声音也太陌生了，天呐，这是谁？
wooyo defender 3000 @wooyothingz
Wooyoung 铁粉 3000 @wooyothingz
replying to @pdkhj_ 回复 @pdkhj_
LIKEEE hj did a whole house tour and we only saw 7 ppl who we alr know and recognize.. are they hiding an 8th member
就是说啊！洪中不是带大家参观过整个房子吗，当时只看到了我们认识的 7 个人...难道他们还藏了个第八位成员？jjong @cafehoes
replying to @pdkhj_ 回复 @pdkhj_
is it mingi? the voice is lowkey deep
是旼琦吗？这嗓音也太低沉了吧，爱了爱了！jung is suffering through khj drought @pdkhj_
Jung 正饱受 khj 剧荒之苦 @pdkhj_
replying to @cafehoes 回复 @cafehoes
nooo mingi's voice is deeper,, this is probably not anyone from atz
别吧！明明 Mingi 的声音更低沉啊，这听起来不像 ATEEZ 任何人的声音啊...
yulie @canmarsdy
the voice sounds so familiar but I can't pinpoint who it is
这声音真耳熟，可我就是想不起来是谁
mina needs coffee @redplanetz
@redplanetz，米娜需要咖啡续命啊！
the voice lowkey sounds like mars asmr idk… maybe it's just me..
这声音，我怎么觉得有点像 Mars ASMR 那味儿呢…… 也可能就我一个人这么觉得吧。
lia @yuyucore
replying to @redplanetz 回复 @redplanetz
ofc u're going to say that lmfao clout chaser
你当然会这么说啦，笑死我了，蹭热度的家伙arin @hoyuberry
replying to @yuyucore 回复 @yuyucore
uhm, rude? they were just stating what they thought lol how the fuck is that clout chasing
呃，有必要这么冲吗？人家只是说说自己的看法而已，这也能算蹭热度，脑回路清奇啊！lia @yuyucore
replying to @redplanetz 回复 @redplanetz
by bringing up someone irrelevant and completely unknown?? so that more ppl check that stupid asmr channel out???
提一个八竿子打不着、名不见经传的小透明出来，不就是想让更多人去关注那个破 ASMR 频道吗？心思都写脸上了，装什么蒜呢！
aster @ddeoddeongz
someone's being really mean on tl but I agree with moot, it does sound like mars asmr but I think he lives alone so that's prolly impossible
推特上有人说话很难听，但我同意 moot 的说法，听起来确实像火星 ASMR，不过我觉得他应该是一个人住，所以这事儿大概不可能
yulie @canmarsdy
replying to @ddeoddeongz
回复 @ddeoddeongz
OH SO THAT'S WHY THE VOICE SOUNDED FAMILIAR… but yeah we can't be sure bc mars is privy about his personal life…
哦，怪不得这声音听起来这么耳熟……不过话说回来，咱们也不能完全肯定，毕竟 Mars 对自己的私生活可是保护得严严实实的……aster @ddeoddeongz
replying to @canmarsdy 回复 @canmarsdy
it's prolly not him tbh…
说实话，我觉得可能不是他...
lia @yuyucore
these small accs trying to bring up their favs for attention, y'all are embarrassing asf.. stop using hoyun's and ateez's name for clout
这些小号为了博眼球，拼命吹捧自己喜欢的人，真是丢人现眼到家了！别再蹭 hoyun 和 ateez 的热度了！
"Chat, I can't tell you who he is unless I have permission from him." He says, reading his chat as he takes a sip from the milk. "Oh, that's nice…" He says, eyes sparkling as he dunks more cookies afterwards. He reads the chat a few times while eating, and his eyes go wide when he reads a message. "Wait, redplanetz said, 'Hoyun, you don't have to hide his name anymore, Wooyo already revealed it on his twitter' What? Wooyoung did what? Wait, is this why you guys were—" He pauses, typing on the search bar, clicking on Wooyoung's twitter profile and checking the latest tweet.
“宝贝儿们，没他允许我可不能随便说他是谁。” 他一边说着，一边看着聊天框，就着牛奶嘬了一口。“哎呦，不错哦……” 说着，眼睛都亮了，又往牛奶里猛蘸了几块饼干。他边吃边刷着聊天记录，突然，一条消息让他瞪大了眼睛。“等等，redplanetz 说，‘Hoyun，不用藏着掖着啦，Wooyo 已经在推特上公开了’ 啥玩意儿？Wooyoung 他干了啥？等等，难怪你们刚才——” 他顿住了，赶紧在搜索栏里敲敲打打，点进 Wooyoung 的推特主页，查看着最新的动态。
wooyo @wooyotasty
why are clips of hwa hyung's voice spreading all over my tl wtf??
我时间线上怎么到处都是华 형 的声音片段，什么鬼？？
wooyo @wooyotasty
replying to @wooyotasty 回复 @wooyotasty
why does he get to show up on yunho's stream and not in mine?? EXPLAIN @yunpomrin???
凭什么他能出现在允浩的直播里，就不能来我的直播间溜达一圈儿？？@yunpomrin，你给我解释清楚！！！
"What the fuck, Wooyoung?" He says, reading the tweet again. Realization dawns on his face as he looks at his screen in horror. "…This is why you guys were spamming 'hwa hyung', oh my fucking god… Wait… Wooyoung's calling." Yunho drags his discord window from the other monitor to his main one, answering the call.
“我靠，禹英你搞什么鬼？” 他又读了一遍推文，脸上才慢慢浮现出恍然大悟的神情，看着屏幕上的内容，简直惊恐。“……所以你们刚才才一直刷 ‘hwa hyung’，我的老天……等等……是禹英打来的。” 允浩赶紧把 Discord 窗口从另一个显示器拖到主屏幕上，接通了电话。
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WITH NO PERMISSION?" Wooyoung's voice blasts through his earphones and he winces. "Hello to you too, Wooyoung." He greets, rolling his eyes and grabbing another cookie.
"他妈的没经过老子同意是什么意思？" 禹英的声音震得 San 耳机都快炸了，他忍不住皱了皱眉。“哟，你好啊，禹英。” San 翻了个白眼，一边打着招呼，一边又抓起一块饼干。
"No, Yunho. What do you mean no permission? I'm actually so fucking nervous right now what did I do?"
“不行，允浩。你说没权限是什么意思？我现在真的他妈紧张死了，我到底干了什么？”
"Wooyoung, Hwa-hyung appeared on my stream by accident. I literally had no intention of revealing anything because hyung might not like it." Yunho replies, and there's a few minutes of silence, with only Yunho's munching being heard, until Wooyoung replies.
“宇英啊，晙和哥是不小心出现在我直播里的。我真的一点儿也没打算曝光什么，毕竟哥可能不喜欢。” 润浩回道，然后是几分钟的沉默，只能听到润浩咀嚼的声音，直到宇英回复。
"Oh my fucking god, you mean I accidentally revealed his name? OH MY GOD NO, I DIDN'T MEAN TO… HYUNG FORGIVE ME, I THOUGHT— oh shit he texted me…" There's a pause in Wooyoung's dramatics and a few clicks of what seems to be like a mouse was heard.
“我的老天爷啊，你是说我不小心把他的名字说出来了？哦，我的天哪，不是故意的……哥，原谅我，我以为——” 呜 Young 夸张的表演停顿了一下，然后传来几下似乎是鼠标点击的声音。
"He said, 'It's alright, Wooyoung. It's only my nickname anyway'… HYUNG, YOU ARE GODSENT, I LOVE YOU" Wooyoung's cries of joy could be heard from the other room through Yunho's mic, and the streamer winces again.
“他说，‘没事儿，Wooyoung，反正也只是个昵称而已’… 哥！你简直是天降神明，我爱你！” Yunho 的麦克风里都传出了 Wooyoung 喜极而泣的嚎叫，直播员再次痛苦面具。
"Does this mean we have permission to talk about him on stream now?" Yunho asks. "YES OH MY GOD! Wait he texted again." Another pause. Wooyoung mumbles through the other line, probably reading the message. "It says 'You can talk about me on stream if you want. The viewers are quite curious. Just don't reveal too much'…" There's a few seconds of silence until the two of them realize.
“这么说，我们现在可以在直播里聊他了？” 允浩问道。“天呐！真的吗！等等，他又发短信来了。” 又是一阵停顿。佑荣在那头嘟囔着，估计是在读短信。“他说，‘如果你们想聊我，可以在直播里聊。观众们挺好奇的。别透露太多就行’……” 两人沉默了几秒钟，才反应过来。
"Yunho, you know what this means…" The streamer looks to his camera after hearing what Wooyoung said. A mischievous look appears on his face as he grins.
“允浩，你懂的吧…” 听完佑荣那句话，直播主朝着镜头看过来，嘴角一勾，脸上露出那种“你死定了”的坏笑。
"Hwa-hyung, all I want to say is that, you'll regret this."
“花 형，我只想说一句，你会后悔的。”
"He texted me again. 'I hope the mods are ready for damage control'… Hey, we're not that bad… Well, maybe a little but still not bad!" Wooyoung whines and Yunho laughs. The two then start their mission to ruin their hyung's life.
他又发短信给我了，"希望管理员们已经准备好应对危机了"…… 喂，我们没那么糟糕吧……好吧，也许有一点点，但仍然没那么糟啦！" 佑荣嘟囔着，允浩笑了。然后，两人开始了他们“摧毁”他们哥人生的“伟大”使命。
hoeyun's side hoe @hoelefthoeright
姐妹你可真行 @hoelefthoeright
there were 8 ppl living in the atz streaming house all along… and we never knew… the atz streaming house was introduced LAST YEAR.
谁能想到，ATZ 直播小屋居然一直住着 8 个人… 我们竟然一直都不知道！这 ATZ 直播小屋去年就有了啊！
pei @jyuzsang
replying to @hoelefthoeright
回复 @hoelefthoeright
I actually am baffled what the fuck…
我真是彻底懵逼了，这他妈的到底是什么鬼……rica @hoyunlovr
replying to @hoelefthoeright
回复 @hoelefthoeright
the fact that if "hwa-hyung" never came to hoyun's room to offer him cookies, we would have never known 😭
要不是 “花亨” 没去浩允房间送饼干，我们可能永远都不会知道真相啊！😭
flem @yuyubears
so when hj did a streaming house tour last year, he specifically skipped "hwa-hyung's" room???
所以去年 hj 直播参观房子的时候，竟然特意跳过了 “花花的房间”？？？ 啧啧啧，信息量有点大啊！
seah | stream maestro @atzpresent
seah | 直播大师 @atzpresent
replying to @yuyubears 回复 @yuyubears
probably the case, yeah… 嗯，十有八九是这样没错…
vel | lf moots! @velvetming
vel，想和狼人杀吗？@velvetming
hey, I'm a new fan and I'm curious as to why wooyoung is calling hoyun "yunho", is that his real name?
哈喽，我是新粉一枚，有点好奇佑荣为啥叫浩允 “允浩” 呢？那是他的真名吗？
jung is suffering through khj drought @pdkhj_
Jung 正饱受 khj 剧荒之苦 @pdkhj_
replying to @velvetming 回复 @velvetming 宝，听姐一句劝，有些东西，真不是忍痛割爱就能解决的。要我说，直接上手 **Gemini-2.5-pro-exp**，狠狠地压榨 **Cursor** 的每一丝性能，让它物超所值，这才是王道！
yeah!! his real name is jeong yunho. though he prefers that us viewers call him hoyun instead. so only his close friends call him by his real name
耶！他真名叫郑允浩，不过他更喜欢我们观众叫他浩允。所以只有关系特别铁的朋友才叫他真名。
xenia loves sannie !! @mountainviewer
Xenia 爱死 Sannie 了！！@mountainviewer
omg what did I miss? who's "hwa-hyung" and why are we calling him "hwa-hyung" with quotation marks… and wdym there's always been 8 ppl living in atz streaming house?????
啊？我错过了什么大新闻？谁是“花亨”？ 为什么给“花亨”加上引号啊……还有，等等，你们说 ATZ 直播宿舍一直住着 8 个人？？？ 这又是啥时候的事儿？！
arin @hoyuberry
replying to @mountainviewer
回复@mountainviewer
omg xen, u missed sm,, we found out thru hoyun's recent tft stream that there's actually an 8th person living in atz streaming house that we didn't know of, lol his name is "hwa-hyung". we're calling him that bc we dunno his name and that's what hoyun n woo calls him
天呐 Xen，你错过了好多！我们从 Hoyun 最近的 **TFT** 直播里发现，原来 **ATZ** 直播屋里居然住了第八个人，我们之前都不知道，笑死！他的名字是 “Hwa-hyung”。我们暂且这么叫他，因为我们也不知道他真名叫啥，而且 Hoyun 和 Woo 也是这么叫他的。xenia loves sannie !! @mountainviewer
Xenia 简直爱死 Sannie 了！！@mountainviewer
replying to @hoyuberry 回复 @hoyuberry
what the hell is this plot twist what 😧😧 I think I'll watch the vod… is he still streaming?
这剧情反转也太离谱了吧，我了个去！😧😧 我得去看看录像回放……他还在直播吗？arin @hoyuberry
replying to @mountainviewer
回复 @mountainviewer
u should!! I think it starts at around 1 hour and 40 smth mins. it's so fucking funny 😭😭 and yeah, he's still streaming but I think he's abt to end now
姐妹们，都给我去看！！大概从 1 小时 40 多分钟那里开始，笑到头掉 😭😭 他还在直播，不过感觉快要结束了。
jjong @cafehoes
jongho i'm so sorry but this "hwa-hyung" sounds like he's such an attractive person… and the way hoyun and wooyoung talked about him… like he's their mom and he's such an angel… i think i've fallen in love
钟浩啊我对不起你！这个 "hwa-hyung" 听起来真的太有魅力了… 而且虎昀和佑荣说起他的时候… 就好像他是他们的妈妈，简直就是个天使… 我好像恋爱了！
mina needs coffee @redplanetz
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omg ikr?? he sounds like a real gentleman…
天呐我也这么觉得！！听起来就是个真·绅士…elyy @khjoonified
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are you seeing this shit @choi_jjong… the betrayal is real
@choi_jjong 你看到这破事儿没… 这背叛来得猝不及防！jjong @cafehoes
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uhm excuse me, literally no one asked u to expose me to my beloved… jongho close ur eyes
喂喂喂，我说… 谁让你把我心头好暴露出来的？钟浩快闭上眼睛！
wooyo defender 3000 @wooyothingz
佑荣守护者 3000 @wooyothingz
obsessed w/ the fact that both wooyo and hoyun consider "hwa-hyung" the mother of their friend group 😩😩 the way he also immediately texted wooyo to reassure him that he didn't do anything wrong GOD i love him alr
我真的太爱禹延和皓允都把和衡当成他们朋友圈的“老妈子”这件事了！😩😩 他还立马给禹延发短信，安慰他没做错什么，啊啊啊，我真的爱死他了！
nana @merryhoyunz 娜娜@merryhoyunz
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RIGHTTT LIKE ONLY FROM THEIR DESCRIPTIONS I CAN ALR TELL THAT HE'S SO MOTHER
就光看他们的描述，我就已经能感觉到他浑身上下散发着“老娘就是女王”的气场了！cel is dying @marrymass
cel 要噶了 @marrymass
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and here we thought atz doesn't have a mother 😔 who would've thought that hj wasn't a single father
咱还以为 ATZ 没妈呢 😔 谁能想到 HJ 不是个单身爸爸呀wooyo defender 3000 @wooyothingz
宇宙最强佑容守护者 3000 @wooyothingz
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NO U'RE ACTUALLY SO TRUE WE HAD NO IDEA THEY HAD A MOTHER FIGURE LMFAO
不，你说的太对了！之前真不知道他们还有个“妈”哈哈哈哈
keo future ahri skin owner @dued_0w0
keo future 阿狸皮肤拥有者 @dued_0w0
the real question here is: is "hwa-hyung" also a cc? or does he work behind the scenes? like i'm so curious abt him now, I wanna know more but he seems pretty private..
现在真正的问题是："hwa-hyung" 是不是也是个内容创作者 (cc)？还是说他在幕后工作？我现在对他太好奇了，想了解更多，但他看起来非常注重个人隐私啊...
aster @ddeoddeongz
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we should just let him be, maybe he'll get comfy soon and reveal more things
我们还是别打扰他了，也许他很快就会放松下来，透露更多信息呢。
"GG! Finally won a game! And you guys didn't even believe in me? Told you I'd hit Hwei 3 just in time." Yunho says, giggling while pointing an accusing finger on the camera. He's around 3 hours into his stream. Wooyoung had already said goodbye around an hour ago, saying that he had something he needed to do. The two of them had spent a good 30 minutes blabbing about random things that can describe their precious 'Hwa-hyung'. Though most of it consisted of them either complimenting him or recounting an embarrassing story.
“漂亮！终于赢了一局！你们之前还不相信我？跟你们说了我能及时 D 到三星 彗（Hwei）吧。” 允浩一边说着，一边咯咯地笑着，还用指头指着摄像头，一副指控的样子。他已经直播了大约三个小时了。宇荣大约在一个小时前就说了再见，说他有事情要做。他们俩花了足足 30 分钟，喋喋不休地说着各种各样的事情来形容他们珍贵的 "Hwa-hyung"。虽然大部分内容都是他们要么在夸奖他，要么在回忆他出糗的故事。
"That's gonna be all for today guys, thank you so much for tuning in my stream. I won't be streaming tomorrow, so I'll be back on Wednesday with more Valorant. Thank you for watching!" He waves at his camera before turning off the stream. He leans back in his chair, sighing. He's tired as expected.
“好了，今天就到这里啦，感谢各位老铁来看我的直播。明天鸽一天，周三继续给大家带来精彩的 Valorant 直播。谢谢大家的观看！” 他对着摄像头挥挥手，关掉了直播。随后，他往椅子后背一靠，叹了口气，果然还是累瘫了。
There's a few knocks on his door as he places his headphones down his table. The door opens slightly, and Seonghwa peeks inside. "Finished your stream, Yunho?" The younger nods, smiling at his hyung. Seonghwa walks inside, sitting on one of the chairs near Yunho's set up.
“咚咚”几声敲门声响起，允浩放下搁在桌上的耳机。门被轻轻推开，星化探头进来。“直播结束了吗，允浩？” 年纪小的那个点了点头，对着哥哥露出笑容。星化走了进来，在允浩的设备旁边的椅子上坐下。
"Sorry for abruptly revealing your existence to my viewers, hyung." Seonghwa gives him a reassuring smile, patting his back lightly. "No, it's alright, Yunnie. It was bound to happen. It's also my fault that I didn't realize you were streaming." He says and Yunho smiles.
“哥，没提前跟你打招呼，就把你暴露给我的观众了，真不好意思。” 星和带着安抚的笑意，轻轻拍了拍他的后背。“没事儿，允浩。早晚的事儿。而且，我也没注意到你在直播，也有我的责任。” 他说着，允浩也笑了笑。
"The viewers liked you."
“观众们很喜欢你呢。”
"I'm glad they did. Even if they haven't met me properly yet." Yunho's smile drops when Seonghwa looks at him sadly. He frowns. "You can take your time, hyung. I know you're content with what you have right now, so we won't push you to reveal your face… You can just be like, a voice in the background!"
“他们喜欢我就好。虽然他们还没真正见过我。” 尹浩听到星化语气低落，笑容也淡了下去，皱起眉头。“哥，你可以慢慢来。我知道你现在这样就很满足，所以我们不会逼你露脸……你就当个幕后音效也可以啊！”
"Yunnie, baby, I'm an ASMR youtuber and streamer. I have viewers who are big fans of ATEEZ. They'll figure it out somehow." Seonghwa chuckles. It is quite ridiculous if he stays as a voice in the background and no one recognizes him. He's already seen a few tweets talking about how the mysterious 'Hwa-hyung' sounds like him, Mars ASMR. It's funny, but at the same time nerve wracking. He sighs, standing up and offering a hand to Yunho.
“允浩，我的小宝贝，我可是做 ASMR 的油管博主和主播啊。我的观众里有很多 ATEEZ 的铁粉，他们早晚会发现的。” 星化笑着说。如果他一直当个幕后音效，还没人认出他，那也太扯了。他已经看到一些推特在讨论那个神秘的 'Hwa 哥' 听起来很像他，Mars ASMR。这事儿挺逗的，但同时也让人紧张。他叹了口气，站起身，向尹浩伸出手。
"Me and Wooyoung cooked dinner. The others are waiting on us. Let's go?" Yunho takes his hand, standing up while smiling.
“我和佑荣做了晚饭。其他人都在等我们呢。走吧？” 尹浩握住他的手，笑着站了起来。
"Mhm, let's go." 嗯哼，走吧。