前言：如果你是喜欢瑞克和莫蒂的cp向，不要看，如果你是喜欢瑞克和莫蒂的cb向，也不要看。这篇文章没有浪漫爱也没有治愈，只是因为作者作为无浪漫无性恋想写他们在为数不多的条件下的绝对的混乱的乱伦。这不是作者的性癖作品，作者也觉得很恶心，如果你享受的话，那你就享受吧。作者写的很痛苦，但作为我心目中他们俩应该的乱伦我认为很合理，他们这种混乱的关系不可能享受这种背德性爱，尤其是c-137和prime莫蒂这种组合。所以如果追求猎奇，请看吧。
Preface: If you are a fan of the Rick and Morty shipping (canon pair), don't read this. If you are a fan of the Rick and Morty yandere (canonical opposite) pairing, don't read this either. This article doesn't have romance or healing. It's just because the author, as an aromantic asexual, wanted to write about the absolute chaos of incest under rare circumstances. This isn't the author's kink work, and the author finds it very disgusting. If you enjoy it, then enjoy it. The author wrote it with pain, but as the incest between the two that I think is appropriate for them in my mind, I believe it's reasonable. Their chaotic relationship can't enjoy this taboo sex, especially with the C-137 and prime Morty combination. So if you're looking for the bizarre, please read on.

Morty抱着紧张的心情给Jessica打了个电话，在无限被放大的心跳声中，耳边好像只有Jessica的声音，她带着青春期女孩却有点低沉的声音：“…yes.”
Morty called Jessica with a nervous heart. In the sound of his heartbeat magnified infinitely, it seemed like only Jessica's voice was in his ear. Her voice, a bit low for a teenage girl, said, "...yes."

接下来的事情就似乎很顺利成章了，他们见面，约会，在某个派对当中，悄悄在厕所反锁了门接吻，就像电影里的片段一样，外面喧闹的声音成为了两个人亲热的背景音，他只能听到Jessica的声音，感受到Jessica的呼吸声。
The next thing seemed to happen quite naturally. They met, went on dates, and at some party, they locked themselves in a bathroom and kissed secretly, just like a scene from a movie. The noisy sounds outside became the background music for their intimacy. He could only hear Jessica's voice and feel her breath.

接着，一切都被打断了。
Then, everything was interrupted.

绿色的传送门带着熟悉的滋滋声响起，全裸的Rick出现在厕所门前，他罕见的是第一时间找了个浴巾披上下半身，然后，一枪打死了Jessica。
The green portal rang out with a familiar sizzling sound, and Rick appeared naked at the bathroom door. Unusually, he first wrapped a towel around his lower half, then shot Jessica dead.

温热的血浆和肉块飞溅到Morty的脸上，他疯狂地尖叫，整个人却被Rick也裹上一条浴巾，像拎着什么行李一样穿过传送门。
Warm blood and chunks of meat splattered onto Morty's face as he screamed wildly. Rick wrapped him up in a towel as well, carrying him through the portal like a piece of luggage.

他们来到家门口，到处都是各种各样的裸体，做爱的粘糊声和喘息声像爆炸一样灌入耳朵和脑袋，Rick不耐烦的扔给Morty一件衣服，看起来就像他平时穿的，他一边打着酒嗝一边拉着他介绍情况，就像演讲一样指指那个像直升机一样的体位，一边指指那个像香肠的体位，Morty根本无法集中注意力听到任何Rick说的话。
They arrived at their home, where there were various naked people everywhere. The sounds of sex and heavy breathing exploded into their ears and heads. Rick impatiently tossed Morty a piece of clothing that looked like his usual outfit. He belched while dragging him and explained the situation, pointing at positions that resembled a helicopter and a sausage as if giving a speech. Morty couldn't focus on anything Rick said.

“我们可不能做爱，莫蒂！”
"We can't have sex, Morty!"

Morty僵住，整个人打了个寒颤，反胃感从胃部涌上来，他只是大叫着：“什么！什么！”
Morty froze, shivering as nausea surged from his stomach; he could only scream, "What! What!"

Rick发出不耐烦的声音，“你没听懂吗？这个怪物就是吃这个的，要么越吃越开心，然后走了，要么吃完梦境直接让咱俩脑死亡了。梦境里我们俩死了现实也死了，忘记了吗！呃啊…我刚刚说的你全部没听是吗？你这个自慰成瘾的青少年在一直看旁边的东西是吧？”Rick也套上自己的衣服，他指了指两个人的衣服，“这宝贝是防止我们俩陷入这种氛围的。”衣服全身亮起保护壳，诡异的在裆部亮了两圈，接着，Rick掏出传送门，他们来到莫蒂的学校。
Rick spoke impatiently, "Don't you understand? This monster eats this, either getting happier the more it eats and then leaving, or eating the dream and causing us both to die in our brains directly. We die in the dream, and we die in reality—have you forgotten? Ugh... Did you not hear any of that I just said? You're a masturbation-obsessed teenager, always looking at things to the side, aren't you?" Rick also put on his clothes, pointing at the clothes of the two, "This treasure is to prevent us from getting into this kind of mood." The clothes' protective shells lit up all over, strangely glowing twice in the groin area, then Rick pulled out the portal, and they arrived at Morty's school.

这里到处都是各种各样的Rick和Morty，他们见过的，和没见过的，都在搭讪约会和做爱，或者一边砍对方一边做爱。
Everywhere here were various Rick and Mortys, the ones they'd seen and the ones they hadn't, all flirting, dating, and having sex, or having sex while cutting each other.

只要稍微往旁边撇一眼，就一眼，就能看到一个Rick舔着Morty的阴痉，整个人像只动物一般匍匐在Morty脚底上，Morty的背后却被另一个Rick捅入，屁眼上留着鲜血和诡异的黄色液体，不知道是药还是粪便之类的东西，气味也全是那种手淫后传出的腥臭的味道，像死鱼缸里沾满了苔藓，然后再被泡在一个大马桶筛子里。其他还有什么，血液混着尿液的润滑，到处都是这种东西，屁眼，什么的。
Just slightly glancing to the side, even just for a second, one could see a Rick licking Morty's penis, the whole thing like an animal crawling under Morty's feet. Meanwhile, another Rick was thrusting into Morty from behind, blood and strange yellow liquid—unknown whether it was medicine or feces—staining his rear. The smell was also that of the musky odor after masturbation, like a dead fish tank covered in moss, then soaked in a large toilet sieve. There was also other things, like blood mixed with urine for lubrication, all over the place, in the rear, and so on.

Morty看不下去了，他试图转移注意力，但控制不住地呕吐在地板上，他一边呕吐一边和Rick走。
Morty couldn't stand it anymore, he tried to divert his attention, but uncontrollably vomited on the floor, walking alongside Rick while doing so.

Rick显然也看起来很想吐，在最开始的时候，他还试图用笑话转移话题，或者带着Morty用枪射击那些Rick和Morty，但在那些恶心画面不仅没有在杀戮后停下来，反而还愈演愈烈变成了奸尸派对的时候，Rick显然放弃了杀人这个方案。
Rick also looked like he desperately wanted to vomit. At first, he tried to change the subject with jokes or take Morty out with a gun to shoot those Ricks and Mortys, but when those disgusting scenes didn't stop after the killing and instead escalated into a necrophilia party, Rick clearly gave up on the idea of killing.

他不再吐槽这个鬼地方，Morty也一样，那种恶心反胃的感觉已经溢满了整个画面视角和他们的全身，他们已经没有力气吐槽了。
He stopped complaining about this hellish place, and Morty did too. That feeling of nausea and disgust had already overwhelmed the entire field of vision and their bodies, leaving them too weak to complain.

Rick在尽头明显一个像情侣酒店的地方停下来了，酒店名字就是明晃晃的“sex hotel”，那个牌坊周围挂着经典的粉红霓虹灯，闪着粉红亮彩的光芒照在他们俩的脸上。
Rick stopped at what looked like a love hotel at the end. The hotel's name was glaringly "sex hotel," and the arch around it was hung with classic pink neon lights, shining pink and bright light onto their faces.

“只有一个方法了莫蒂，一个方法了…”Rick掏出酒瓶灌在自己嘴里。
“Only one way, Morty, just one way…” Rick pulled out the bottle and guzzled it down.

Morty用手撑着墙把胃里最后一点东西吐完了：“什…什么。”
Morty leaned against the wall, emptying the last bit from his stomach: “Wh… what.”

“我们要做最恶心的性爱，Morty，最恶心的那种，让怪物吃了能把所有…所有东西…嗝，都吐出来的那种，嗝…我们不能享受Morty，”
“We’re going to have the most disgusting sex, Morty, the most disgusting kind, the kind that makes monsters throw up everything… everything… burp, burp… We can’t enjoy it, Morty,”

“谁他妈的会享受！”但Morty看着周围那些Morty，他们发出各种各样的呻吟和怪叫，一些带着惨叫或享受到尖叫的叫床。
“Who the hell would enjoy it!” But Morty looked around at the other Mortys, who made all sorts of moans and screams, some wailing in agony or screaming in ecstasy.

Morty心里恶心又古怪，又吐了点。他的视野已经逐渐开始模糊，Rick的声音又远又近。
Morty felt sick and strange, and he vomited a bit more. His vision had started to blur, and Rick's voice seemed both distant and close.

“随便你，反正我们不能享受，”接着Morty被Rick抓进酒店的房间，经典的大床房，又是粉红的灯泡，夜店装饰布置在了房间里。
"Whatever you want, we can't enjoy it anyway," Morty was then grabbed by Rick into the hotel room, a classic king-sized bed room, with pink bulbs again, and nightclub decorations arranged in the room.

Rick把周围都改造成镜子，抓来一些年龄更大的瑞克和更小年龄的莫蒂让他们被迫的在旁边做爱，当然都不需要被迫，他们简直像发情的野兽一样扑在一起，不知道什么时候，地板开始腐烂，周围开始出现一些跳钢管舞的Rick和Morty。
Rick turned everything around into mirrors, grabbing some older Ricks and younger Mortys to force them to have sex nearby. Of course, there was no need to force them; they simply attacked each other like mating beasts. Before they knew it, the floor began to rot, and some Rick and Morty started to pole dance around.

Morty整个人倒在床上半睁着眼，衣服上呕吐物被保护壳反弹掉在床上，Rick按着他的脖子，表情就像他解剖老鼠，外星人，或者酒瓶，总之他露出了典型的实验脸，他带着熟悉的不耐烦的语气：“好了，好了，现在我们可以享受了，你想玩什么样的？我搞你还是你搞我？快快快…快选一个，喔，shit，你尿裤子了，好吧…有那么吓人吗？我说了现在得好好享受了我们俩…”
Morty lay half-asleep on the bed, the vomit from his clothes bouncing off the bed thanks to the protective shell. Rick held his neck, his expression like he was dissecting a rat, an alien, or a bottle. Whatever, he wore his typical experimental face, and with a familiar impatient tone, he said, "Alright, alright, now we can enjoy ourselves. What do you want to play? You want to do me or I do you? Quick, quick, pick one. Oh, shit, you peed your pants. Well... was that so scary? I said we should enjoy ourselves now, the two of us..."

Morty整个人的意识已经完全不清，但却能感觉到自己的性器被抚摸的感觉，周围响着一堆Morty和Rick淫荡的叫声。
Morty's entire consciousness was already completely unclear, but he could still feel the sensation of his genitalia being touched, surrounded by a bunch of lewd cries of Morty and Rick.

谁来救救我！
Who will save me!

Morty心想，但脸上被瑞克扇了一巴掌，耳鸣声在脑子里响起，“for god sake，你还想不想出去了？”
Morty thought, but his face was slapped by Rick, a ringing sound echoed in his head, "for god sake, do you still want to get out?"

Morty用全身的力气也扇了Rick一巴掌，他马上开始后怕，他稍微往后缩了点，也有点尴尬，没想到Rick完全没有生气，反而抓着他转倒在自己身上，两个人的体位一下子翻转。
Morty slapped Rick with all his might, he immediately began to regret it, he slightly retracted backwards, also a bit embarrassed, never expecting Rick to be completely unangry, instead grabbing him and turning him onto his own body, the positions of the two were reversed instantly.

“嘿…嘿，莫蒂，你现在可以把这些都发泄出来了，你知道的，性压抑的脏小子，我打断了你和Jessica的温柔性爱啊？”Rick的手依然没有停下来，下体的触感越来越明显，Morty痛苦地被快感拉回现实，Rick的手从底部一点一点抚摸他的阴茎，逐渐从温柔到慢慢地加重力气，套弄的手法完全不像他自己给予自己的，是一种完全不同的触感，Morty不想想到这种快感的来源是来自谁，但眼前的画面模糊又清晰，又很显然是…Rick，Morty想到这里的时候，控制不住地将紧咬的嘴唇泄露出一声呻吟，恶心…好恶心…反胃感又抑制不住的涌上来了…
"Hey... Hey Morty, you can get it all out now, you know, sexually repressed dirty boy, I interrupted your tender sex with Jessica ah? Rick's hand still didn't stop, the touch of his lower body became more and more obvious, Morty was painfully pulled back to reality by pleasure, Rick's hand stroked his penis little by little from the bottom, gradually from gentle to slowly increasing the force, the trick was not at all like what he gave himself, it was a completely different touch, Morty didn't want to think about who the source of this pleasure came from, but the picture in front of him was blurry and clear, and it was obvious that... Rick, when Morty thought of this, he couldn't help but let out a moan from his clenched lips, disgusting... It's disgusting... The feeling of nausea surged up uncontrollably...

他拿起床边不知道什么时候出现的激光枪，射击了旁边的Rick和Morty，一切的冲动都化作子弹，Morty看到他们一边尖叫一边拖着带血的身体继续做爱。
He picked up the laser gun that appeared on the edge of the bed at an unknown time and shot Rick and Morty next to him, all the impulses turned into bullets, and Morty saw them screaming while dragging their bloody bodies to continue having sex.

Morty看着床上的Rick，他好像被吓到了的样子蜷缩在一起，但显然是他装出来的，他笑了笑，打着嗝将笑与酒气混在一起，下一秒就恢复那种“dont care about shit”的表情，他看着Morty的表情不像往常一样垂着眼，更像看待那些他们杀戮过后的土地一样平静。
Morty looked at Rick on the bed, he seemed to be curled up in fright, but obviously he was pretending, he smiled, hiccuped to mix laughter with alcohol, and the next second he returned to that "don't care about shit" expression, he looked at Morty's expression not as down-eyed as usual, but more calm as looking at the land they had killed.

“我好害怕哦，Morty…”Rick用一种装腔作调的声音说着，表情也带着点那种意味。
"I'm so scared, Morty..." Rick said in a pretentious voice, with a hint of that in his expression.

他抓着Morty靠过来，Morty再次呕吐了，这次呕吐物被粘在了对方身上，他们俩的衣服黏在一起，但Morty却坚持着吻上了Rick——一定要逃出去，Morty想。
He grabbed Morty and pulled him closer, Morty vomited again, this time the vomit sticking to him, their clothes clung together, but Morty insisted on kissing Rick—Morty wanted to get out.

“这才对，莫蒂…过来，过来”，Rick也吐了点在床边，两个人带着呕吐味滚在一起，Morty无论如何也硬不起来，无论他如何努力地学着黄片那样触碰着对方，腰，耳朵，乳头，之类的，但现实不是黄片，没人那么敏感。
"That's right, Morty... come here, come here," Rick also vomited a bit at the bedside, the two rolled together with the smell of vomit, Morty couldn't get hard no matter how he tried, no matter how hard he tried to touch Rick like in porn, his waist, ears, nipples, and the like, but reality wasn't porn, no one was that sensitive.

Morty只能笨拙地学着抚摸对方的性器，他把对方的裤子解下来，却看到Rick的阴茎弹了出来，他感觉到自己的身上好像全部被烧了起来，一切的血液冲上头脑，他一拳打在对方的几把上，Rick大声地发出一声“ouch！”
Morty could only awkwardly learn to touch the other's genitalia, he undid the other's pants, only to see Rick's penis spring out, he felt like his entire body was on fire, all the blood rushing to his head, he punched Rick hard on the genitalia, Rick let out a loud "ouch!"

“such of bitch！you little fucking…”Rick快速地骂了一大堆脏话，从Morty的头骂到了脚，到最后发出一些乱七八糟的Morty从来没听过的声音，大概是什么外星语言。
"Such a bitch! You little fucking..." Rick cursed a bunch of swear words quickly, from Morty's head to his feet, and finally made some messy sounds that Morty had never heard before, probably some alien language.

“fcuk！MORTY！就是！…高科技而已，皮下的机械，之类的，天呐我都带着呕吐物和你做爱了，我怎么可能硬的起来…过来吧，反正是梦，利用我们的潜意识就行，难道你不想出去？”
"Fuck! Morty! That's it!... It's just high-tech, mechanical under the skin, stuff like that. Oh my god, I'm having sex with you with vomit in my mouth, how could I possibly get hard... Come on, it's just a dream, we can use our subconscious. Don't you want to get out?"

Morty简直想尖叫，他也确实尖叫了，但瑞克又打了他一巴掌：“冷静，蠢货。利用你的潜意识。”
Morty wanted to scream, and he did scream, but Rick slapped him again. "Calm down, idiot. Use your subconscious."

Morty心里想：“他妈的旁边就是你的潜意识？”但他还是一边哭着一边冷静下来，他必须冷静下来，这一切不能再继续下去了，他的眼泪不知道是什么时候开始的，但他必须停下来，他闭上眼睛，这是愉悦的，这是舒服的…这是恶心的…不，这很好，他把注意力全部放在了自己身上，而不是外面那些淫乱古怪混乱又恶心的，东西上面，他的身体，他的东西，他的感知，自己的感知。
Morty thought, "Hell, that's your subconscious right next to you?" But he still calmed down while crying. He had to calm down. This couldn't go on anymore. He didn't know when his tears started, but he had to stop. He closed his eyes. It was pleasurable, it was comfortable... It was disgusting... No, it was good. He focused all his attention on himself, rather than on the 淫乱古怪混乱又恶心的, things outside. His body, his things, his perception, his own perception.

Morty深吸了一口气，他乱摸了一下旁边，自己的手被谁牵起来，慢慢地放在他的下体上，他的生稙器上，顺着那只手的动作，他也逐渐硬了起来，但还是半软的，就像什么橡皮泥一样，他的另一种手被拉过去靠在对方身上，他能感受到骨头硌在自己的皮肤上，呕吐物只剩下液体了，他能闻到那些味道，旁边不断溅过来的鲜血也和呕吐物也粘在一起。
Morty took a deep breath and randomly touched the side. His hand was pulled by someone and slowly placed on his lower body, on his generator. Following the movement of that hand, he also began to harden, but still half-soft, like rubber. His other hand was pulled over and pressed against the other person. He could feel the bones digging into his skin. The vomit was now just liquid, and he could smell the taste. The blood splashing over from the side was also mixed with the vomit.

Morty不敢睁开眼，怕睁开眼这场性爱就会以自己软了彻底结束困在这里，他也不敢闭上眼，怕真的沉浸在自己给自己强制的感官幻梦中开始享受起来。到底什么在外星人眼里算的上恶心？Morty开始后悔一开始没有听全那些Rick对于外星人的解说。他只能顺着Rick的动作抚摸自己的阴茎让他更硬起来，他不知道其他的该怎么做了，似乎怎么做都令人恶心和后怕。
Morty didn't dare to open his eyes, afraid that if he did, this sexual act would end completely with him going soft and being trapped here. He also didn't dare to close his eyes, fearing that he would truly immerse himself in the sensory illusion he had forced upon himself and begin to enjoy it. What was considered disgusting in the eyes of an alien? Morty began to regret not listening to all of Rick's explanations about aliens from the start. He could only follow Rick's movements and stroke his penis to make it harder. He didn't know what else to do, as it seemed whatever he did was disgusting and terrifying.

Rick看着Morty，表情一如既往地，垂着眼就好像眼前的不是一边流着泪一边试图跟着他的手自慰的14s岁青春期男孩，他和Morty整个人都贴在了一起，不仅有呕吐物，有血，有生稙器的味道，也有他们俩的呼吸中带着的胃里的酸气和酒精的发酵味，Rick随便把旁边那些酸水和血液沾了点在他的手指上，Morty的手被Rick带着抓着，他当然也感受到了，整个人缩了缩，眼睛闭的更紧了。
Rick looked at Morty, with his expression unchanged, his eyes lowered as if the boy before him wasn't a 14-year-old 青春期 boy trying to follow his hand while crying and masturbating. The two of them were pressed together, not only with vomit, blood, and the smell of raw organs, but also with the stomach acid and the fermentation smell of alcohol in their breath. Rick casually got some of the acid and blood from the side and rubbed it on his fingers. Morty's hand was being held by Rick, and he certainly felt it, shrinking his whole body and closing his eyes tighter.

Rick深深地叹了口气，肩膀上弹出两只机械臂，他先用Morty的手指一点一点混着血液和酸水往他的后面放，过程只卡了一下，Morty的整只手指就插了进来，Rick皱着眉头，用机械臂的爪子把括约肌整个张开，Morty放了放肩膀，把眼睛睁开了条缝隙，眼前被泪水胡成了一团，他只听到Rick无奈地说，声音带着一点忍耐的吸气。
Rick sighed deeply, and two robotic arms popped out from his shoulders. He first used Morty's fingers, one by one, mixing blood and acid, to push towards his back. The process only got stuck for a moment, and Morty's entire finger went in. Rick frowned, using the claw of his robotic arm to completely open the sphincter. Morty relaxed his shoulders slightly, opening his eyes just a sliver. His vision was blurred with tears, and he only heard Rick say helplessly, his voice with a hint of labored breathing.

“闭上眼，Morty。”
"Close your eyes, Morty."

Morty闭上了眼睛，世界又只剩下他的感知，他以为Rick会选择就这样插入自己…因为足够恶心，但他不知道这到底是什么意思，他只希望这一切尽快结束，他控制不住地深呼吸，有些快断气般靠在Rick的胸口上，泪水粘在Rick的胸口，越来越多。
Morty closed his eyes, the world was reduced to his perception once again. He thought Rick would choose to insert himself like this... because it was enough disgusting, but he didn't know what this meant. He only hoped this would end as soon as possible. He uncontrollably took deep breaths, leaning against Rick's chest as if about to suffocate, tears sticking to Rick's chest, more and more.

Rick只能继续专注自己的事情，说真的，理论不一定能对上实践，但从他一开始的无限失败和之前对这个种族的经验，只能这样试一下了，就是赌一把。他专注于用机械臂彻底撑开自己的后面开口，用Morty的手又沾了点血液越加用力尝试，他不记得自己的括约肌什么时候这么坚挺了，当然是因为梦境，他无语，接着扶着Morty的阴茎从终端彻底插入到自己的后门，一点一点完全的进入到里面。
Rick could only continue with his own focus. Seriously, theory doesn't always match practice, but from his infinite failures at the beginning and previous experience with this species, he could only try this way—it was a gamble. He focused on using his mechanical arm to fully open his posterior opening, using Morty's hand to gather more blood and try even harder. He couldn't remember when his sphincter had been so firm, of course, because of the dream. He was speechless, then supporting Morty's penis as it was fully inserted into his back door, entering bit by bit, completely.

Rick咳嗽了一会，无数的Morty同时尖叫，眼前的Morty当然也一样。
Rick coughed for a while, countless Mortys screamed simultaneously, and the Morty in front of him was no exception.

接着Morty眼前一黑，感官彻底消停了下来。
Next, Morty blacked out, his senses completely ceased.

……

Morty终于从床上醒过来，嘴里是酸水混着晚饭，床上带着从中间到他嘴巴的呕吐物黏在床单上，身下是一片湿润，味道重混着尿液和精液，他用手抓着自己的脸，还没反应过来，眼前再次一黑。
Morty finally woke up from the bed, his mouth filled with sour water mixed with dinner, vomit stuck to the sheets from the middle of the bed to his mouth, underneath was a wet patch with a strong smell of urine and semen. He grabbed his face with his hands, still not fully registering what was happening, as darkness fell over his eyes again.

Rick的手上抓着记忆消除装置，他的手在控制不住的颤抖，嘴边带着酒渍和口水，他对着自己也来了一下，倒在了Morty房间的地板上。
Rick's hands were clutching the memory eraser device, his hands trembling uncontrollably, his mouth stained with wine and saliva. He gave himself a dose as well and fell onto the floor of Morty's room.