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Choi Yeonjun and Choi Beomgyu.
崔然竣和崔杋圭。
They were a cute couple. Beomgyu, who liked to dress in soft tones and even softer fabrics, who had an inclination towards sweater vests and big hoodies. Then there was Yeonjun with his piercings and chains, his cool undercut, leather jackets and beanies and sleeveless shirts. They were adorable and enviable to see around campus. Beomgyu’s innocent look contrasted his loud demeanor. He teased Yeonjun to no end and they would bicker back and forth.
他們是一對可愛的情侶。杋圭喜歡穿著柔和的色調和更柔軟的布料，偏愛針織背心和寬大的連帽衫。而然竣則戴著穿孔飾品和金屬鍊條，頂著帥氣的 undercut 髮型，穿著皮夾克、毛帽和無袖上衣。在校園裡看到他們總是令人羨慕又覺得可愛。杋圭天真無邪的外表與他喧鬧的個性形成鮮明對比。他總是無止境地逗弄然竣，兩人經常你一言我一語地鬥嘴。
Now, being in a four bedroom apartment, two people were bound to share. They settled it over a game of rock-paper-scissors and Beomgyu had been placed into a room with Yeonjun. Five months later and they're suddenly going on dates and making out on the couch.
現在，住進這間四房公寓後，勢必有兩個人要同住一間。他們用猜拳決定，結果杋圭被分到和然竣同房。五個月後，他們突然開始約會，還在沙發上親熱起來。
And making a whole lot of noise at night.
然後在晚上製造一大堆噪音。
Now, don't get them wrong. The three of them are very happy, and maybe a little envious, of the fact that their friends have a very happy sex life. Very happy and very active. But God, Soobin just can't keep up with his night reading when Yeonjun’s headboard keeps smacking against the wall. Taehyun cannot meditate when Beomgyu screams and makes a concerning amount of noise at midnight, and Kai cannot get a good night's sleep when they suddenly decide they would like to fuck against the wall instead of on the bed (true story.)
別誤會，他們三個其實挺開心的——雖然也帶著點小嫉妒——看著朋友們擁有如此美滿的性生活。那種既幸福又火熱的狀態。但老天，當演練的床頭板不斷撞擊牆壁時，秀彬根本無法專心夜讀；半夜被範奎的叫喊與各種可疑聲響打擾，太顯完全無法冥想；而當那兩人突然決定改在牆邊而非床上辦事時，愷甚至連覺都睡不好（真人真事）。
At first, Taehyun was sure they were doing it to be little shits. Surely no one could be that unabashed about having loud, rampant sex in a shared apartment? There was something called being considerate, and yes, Yeonjun and Beomgyu were probably the most obnoxious couple on campus, but surely they’d have mercy on their roommates, right?
起初太顯確信他們是故意耍賤。怎麼可能有人在合租公寓裡如此肆無忌憚地大搞特搞？這世上還有「體諒」二字好嗎？沒錯，演練和範奎確實是校園裡最惹人厭的情侶檔，但總該對室友手下留情吧？
…Right? …對吧？
They thought so and carried on with their lives, only occasionally scolding them and telling them to quiet down. They did, but eventually the sounds persisted. And persisted. And persisted.
他們這麼想著，繼續過著自己的生活，只是偶爾會責罵他們，叫他們安靜點。他們確實安靜了，但最終那些聲音還是持續著。持續著。持續著。
Beomgyu walks into the kitchen the next morning with a big shirt hanging off his shoulders, long hair messy and tangled. Hueningkai looks up from his interesting bowl of Lucky Charms and Taehyun puts down the newspaper he’s reading. (Beomgyu has made fun of him multiple times for looking like a middle-aged man before going to work.)
隔天早上，范奎走進廚房，寬大的上衣掛在肩上，長髮凌亂糾結。休寧凱從他那碗有趣的幸運麥片抬起頭，泰賢也放下正在讀的報紙。（范奎已經多次嘲笑他上班前看起來像個中年大叔。）
"Good morning." he greets softly, voice gravelly and eyes slowly adjusting to the light. He pads to the kitchen area, looking incredibly soft and tired. His lips are slightly swollen and his face is puffy.
「早安。」他輕聲問候，嗓音沙啞，雙眼緩緩適應光線。他輕手輕腳地走向廚房區域，看起來異常柔軟又疲憊。嘴唇微微腫脹，臉龐也有些浮腫。
“Oh, you're walking." Taehyun remarks casually, but there's vague surprise hidden in there.
「喔，你在走路啊。」泰賢隨口說道，但話中隱約藏著一絲訝異。
Beomgyu chugs one glass of water down, pours himself another one, and chugs that one down too. Yeonjun really tired him out. He exhales before looking over at Taehyun, who looks at him with amusement. “What do you mean?"
范奎一口氣灌下一杯水，又替自己倒了第二杯，同樣一飲而盡。然竣真的把他累壞了。他吁了口氣，轉頭望向正饒富興味盯著自己的太顯。「你這話什麼意思？」
"Shouldn't you be limping? Last night sounded pretty rough." Soobin says. Beomgyu blushes at the memory—Yeonjun didn't particularly like it when Beomgyu flirted with other guys, and when Yeonjun had introduced him to the seniors in his dance team, what had he done? Yes, that's right, he flirted with them.
「你不是應該跛腳嗎？昨晚聽起來挺激烈的。」秀彬說。範奎因回憶而臉紅——玹準特別不喜歡範奎對其他男生調情，當玹準把他介紹給舞團學長們時，他做了什麼？沒錯，就是對他們調情了。
"Yeah, like you might need crutches." Hueningkai snorts. He refills his cereal bowl with more milk, but this time non-fat. He’s trying out some non-fat pescatarian diet that he found online, which claims to be used by Park Seojoon and Song Joongki.
「對啊，搞不好你還需要拐杖呢。」休寧凱哼了一聲。他又往麥片碗裡倒了更多牛奶，不過這次是低脂的。他正在嘗試某種在網路上找到的低脂魚素飲食法，據說朴敘俊和宋仲基都用過這招。
Beomgyu can’t conceal his smile. “Well..."
Beomgyu 藏不住笑意。「這個嘛...」
“Unless you’re exaggerating.”
「除非你在誇大其詞。」
Taehyun makes a sound of agreement. They've been wondering for months and they never got the chance to ask Beomgyu whether—well. Whether he was faking it or not. They were so loud they sounded fake. “You must be exaggerating, right?"
泰賢發出認同的聲音。他們已經疑惑了好幾個月，卻始終沒機會問範奎——嗯，問他是否在演戲。他們的聲音大得聽起來很假。「你肯定是在誇大其詞吧？」
Beomgyu blinks rapidly, then looks around the room. All three of them are staring at him eagerly, large-eyed and anticipatory. “Exaggerating what?"
Beomgyu 快速眨了眨眼，環顧房間四周。他們三人都睜大眼睛、滿懷期待地盯著他看。「誇大什麼？」
Soobin motions vaguely to Beomgyu’s messed up appearance. “..You know.”
秀彬含糊地指了指玟奎那副狼狽的模樣。「...你知道的。」
Beomgyu shakes his head slowly, brows furrowed. He doesn’t follow. He tilts his head to the side.
玟奎緩緩搖頭，眉頭緊鎖。他沒聽懂。他歪著頭露出困惑的表情。
"Like, sex." Taehyun says.
「就像，做愛。」泰賢說。
The idea is so absurd a bark of laughter escapes his throat. “How am I exaggerating sex?"
這想法荒謬得讓他喉嚨迸出一聲嗤笑。「我哪有誇大性愛場面？」
"Last night you sounded like you were a dying whale about to blow up, but now you're walking just fine. Are you pretending it's good?" Soobin asks, taking a bite out of his third slice of milk bread.
「昨晚你叫得像隻快爆炸的垂死鯨魚，現在倒是走得挺穩嘛。在裝沒事？」秀彬邊問邊咬下第三片牛奶吐司。
"You're pretending what's good?" Yeonjun inserts himself into the conversation smoothly as he dips into the common area with freshly washed hair and a wet t-shirt. He saunters all the way to where Beomgyu is and lands a kiss on the top of his head, and Beomgyu pushes him away with a giggle.
「在裝什麼沒事？」洗好頭髮、穿著濕 T 恤的然竣滑進公共區域，自然地加入對話。他晃到範奎身邊，在對方頭頂親了一口，範奎咯咯笑著把他推開。
"Your dick." Kai says. Yeonjun isn’t fazed—he rarely is—only shaking his head coolly. "Nah. I give it to him good. Like, for real."
「你的老二啦。」休寧凱說。然竣面不改色——他很少會——只是冷靜地搖搖頭。「才怪。我讓他爽翻了。真的。」
"Does it hurt?" Yeonjun directs the question at Beomgyu. Beomgyu smiles giddily and says, “Like a fucking bitch, but it’s okay. I can handle it.”
「會痛嗎？」然竣直接問範奎。範奎傻笑著回答：「幹超痛，但沒關係。我撐得住。」
"So how are you walking normally?" Soobin asks, and it's the type of question that not only includes one question mark, not two, but three of them. Poor Soobin looks confused as he chews on his fourth slice.
「所以你怎麼還能正常走路？」秀彬問道，這問題不只一個問號，也不是兩個，而是足足三個。可憐的秀彬嚼著第四片披薩，一臉困惑。
Yeonjun grins brightly, chest swelling with pride, and pats Beomgyu's fluffy hair. "He's a little masochist." he announces. He’s obviously very pleased. Beomgyu leans into his touch.
Yeonjun 燦爛地笑著，胸膛因自豪而膨脹，並拍了拍 Beomgyu 蓬鬆的頭髮。「他是個小受虐狂。」他宣布道，顯然非常得意。Beomgyu 順勢靠向他的觸碰。
"Okay, no," Taehyun cuts in, accusatory as he points a fork at Beomgyu. The boy scrunches his face up at Taehyun's attack, pouting, but Taehyun is relentless. He has lost one too many nights of good sleep to their noise. “With the way you make sounds, I bet 6/10 of them are fake." He glances at Yeonjun. "No offense hyung."
「好了，才不是，」Taehyun 插話，一邊用叉子指著 Beomgyu 一邊指責道。面對 Taehyun 的攻擊，男孩皺起臉來噘嘴，但 Taehyun 毫不留情。他已經因為他們的噪音失去了太多個安眠之夜。「就憑你發出的那些聲音，我敢說有六成都是裝的。」他瞥了 Yeonjun 一眼。「無意冒犯，哥。」
Yeonjun scoffs, hand to his heart as he scowls at Taehyun. "Offense taken, you fuck!”
Yeonjun 嗤之以鼻，一手摀著胸口，一邊對 Taehyun 皺眉。「這已經冒犯到我了，你這混蛋！」
"I said no offense."
「我說過無意冒犯了。」
"Offense sooo taken! Taken like it was robbed!"
「超級受傷的啦！被搶走一樣的受傷！」
Soobin laughs, pointedly ignoring Yeonjun. "What, you're telling me this guy's actually that good?"
秀彬笑了，刻意無視了然竣。「什麼，你是說這傢伙真的那麼厲害？」
Beomgyu has flashbacks to last night, where he came six times. He twiddles his thumbs. "I mean..."
Beomgyu 回想起昨晚的場景，他高潮了六次。他不安地搓著手指。「我是說...」
"We did 4 rounds last night."
「我們昨晚做了四次。」
Kai gasps, loud and scandalized, like Yeonjun just uttered a Satanist spell. He slams his spoon down on the table and screams, "That's absurd!"
Kai 倒抽一口氣，聲音大得像是 Yeonjun 剛剛念了撒旦咒語。他用力把湯匙摔在桌上大叫：「太誇張了！」
"Not absurd when you have dick game as amazing as mine." Yeonjun gloats, preening like an overgrown cat.
「當你有像我這麼厲害的床上功夫時，就不誇張了。」Yeonjun 得意洋洋地說，像隻過度膨脹的貓般炫耀著。
"Oh my god, hyung." Beomgyu moans.
「天啊，哥。」范奎呻吟著。
"What? I should be able to flaunt it if I want to." Yeonjun says, like he’s stating a universal fact. “You know he's really lucky because I'm sure 75% of people can't even orgasm with their partners. I have no problem making hi—"
「怎樣？我想炫耀就炫耀啊。」然竣說得像是陳述宇宙真理。「你知道他超幸運的嗎？我敢說 75%的人跟伴侶做都高潮不了。但我讓他爽到——」
"Shut up! Oh God, just shut up, forget we even asked—"
「閉嘴！天啊快閉嘴，當我們沒問——」
"—Because when you put this," he gestures to himself, "with this ," he gestures to Beomgyu. He makes an obnoxious explosion sound and pew pew pew and baaammm and pah pah sounds. "It's like dynamite, baby."
「——因為當你把這個，」他比了比自己，「配上這個，」他指向范奎。接著發出惱人的爆炸聲效，砰砰砰、咻咻咻、轟隆隆還帶啪啦啪啦。「根本是炸藥組合，寶貝。」
Beomgyu whispers, "Booyah." They fist-bump.
范奎小聲喊了句「帥吧。」兩人碰拳慶祝。
Soobin coughs into his hand. "Fake."
秀彬用手掩著嘴輕咳一聲。「假的。」
Yeonjun is outraged. "Fake? Fake?! If watch me fuck him you'll know it's real."
延俊氣炸了。「假的？假的？！要是看我幹他你就知道是真的了。」
"Hyung!" Beomgyu gasps, slapping Yeonjun's bicep and burying his face into his hands. He's muttering a litany of 'oh my god why would you say that's and 'fuck this is so embarrassing's.
「哥！」范奎倒抽一口氣，拍打延俊的二頭肌，把臉埋進手裡。他低聲碎念著一連串「天啊你幹嘛講這個」和「靠這也太尷尬了」。
"What will it take for you little shits to believe me, huh!"
「到底要怎樣你們這些小王八蛋才會相信我，啊？！」
“Nothing in this whole wide world.” Taehyun deadpans.
「這世上沒有任何東西能讓我們相信。」太顯面無表情地說。
"Nothing at all." Hueningkai confirms.
「什麼都沒有。」休寧凱確認道。
"Booyah!" Soobin mocks. 「Booyah！」秀彬模仿道。
"Jesus, at this point I'm gonna have to bend him over the table and make you watch to prove a point." Yeonjun groans.
「天啊，看來我得把他按在桌上讓你親眼見識，才能證明我的話。」然竣呻吟道。
Kai splutters and Soobin clears his throat. Taehyun's eyes widen.
杋圭嗆到咳嗽，秀彬清了清喉嚨。太顯則瞪大了雙眼。
With a sly smile he grabs Beomgyu and steers him toward the table, and the younger boy screams and thrashes around, giggling. “No, you fuckface!”
他露出狡黠的笑容，一把抓住范奎將他推向桌子，年輕男孩尖叫掙扎著，卻又咯咯笑個不停。「不要啦，你這混蛋！」
After several seconds of intense play-fighting, Beomgyu screams like a banshee, punching Yeonjun in the chest again and again. "Yeonjun hyung! You can't just— ohhh my God." Beomgyu cries out, hiding his face in Yeonjun's chest.
經過幾秒鐘激烈的打鬧後，范奎像女妖般尖聲大叫，不斷捶打然竣的胸口。「然竣哥！你不能就這樣——噢我的天啊。」范奎把臉埋進然竣胸前哭喊著。
Yeonjun nudges Beomgyu toward the table, who moans and groans in embarrassment. "I'll do it right now!"
Yeonjun 推了 Beomgyu 一把，把他往桌子方向帶，後者尷尬地呻吟抱怨著。「我現在就做啦！」
"I hate you so much." Beomgyu says in between laughs, near hysterical now. He's completely unaware of how the other three have grown quiet.
「我超討厭你的啦。」范奎邊笑邊說，現在幾乎歇斯底里了。他完全沒注意到其他三人已經安靜下來。
The eldest laughs and laughs, and before either of them can look, um, down, Soobin formulates a 100% foolproof excuse. “I forgot to feed Odi," Soobin mutters, avoiding Yeonjun's penetrating gaze. He runs out of their common area.
老大笑得前仰後合，還沒等兩人有機會往下看，秀彬就編出一個萬無一失的藉口。「我忘記餵 Odi 了，」秀彬低聲嘟囔著，避開然竣銳利的目光，快步衝出他們的公共區域。
That breaks the happy little couple out of their reverie, with Yeonjun’s hands having made their way on Beomgyu’s waist and Beomgyu’s hands on Yeonjun’s shoulders. Beomgyu blinks and watches Soobin run so fast Beomgyu can practically see the dust kicked up by his cartoon character speed.
這下可把幸福的小情侶從旖旎氛圍中驚醒——然竣的手還摟在杋圭腰間，而杋圭的手也仍搭在然竣肩上。杋圭眨了眨眼，看著秀彬跑得飛快，那速度簡直像卡通人物般揚起一陣塵土。
"Are we done?" Taehyun stands up and whips around, walking to the kitchen briskly. "I'm gonna go make some food. Chicken? Samgyetang? I'm in the mood for samgyetang, I think I'll get samgy..."
「我們結束了嗎？」泰賢站起身來，俐落地轉身走向廚房。「我要去做點吃的。雞肉？人蔘雞湯？我突然想喝人蔘雞湯，我想我該來煮人蔘雞...」
Beomgyu is wiping his eyes from the laugh tears that have started to fall. Sweet, innocent, transparent Kai just grabs a pillow to hide his little problem, and whispers to Yeonjun shyly, "Can you turn around please?"
Beomgyu 正擦拭著因大笑而流下的淚水。甜美、天真、毫無心機的 Kai 只是抓了個枕頭想遮掩他的小困擾，並害羞地對 Yeonjun 低語：「可以請你轉過去一下嗎？」
It happens again. 又來了。
“Hyung, please,” Hueningkai begs, poking at Soobin’s cheeks and wiggling his chair and kicking his legs, “Can we just soundproof their walls?”
「哥，拜託嘛，」休寧凱哀求著，一邊戳著秀彬的臉頰、搖晃他的椅子，還踢著雙腿，「我們能不能直接把他們房間的牆壁弄成隔音的啊？」
“If you want to pay for it, sure,” Soobin says, clacking away on his laptop as he writes his Philosophy essay, “Beomgyu doesn’t want to soundproof their room in case there’s a burglar or a murderer.”
「如果你想付錢的話，當然可以。」正在打哲學報告的秀彬敲著筆電鍵盤說道，「范奎說他不想把房間做隔音，怕有小偷或殺人犯闖進來。」
“Do you not hear them right now?” Taehyun hisses, and it’s perfectly punctuated by Beomgyu screaming a long string of expletives. Yeonjun groans loudly. Soobin smiles sheepishly. “Plus, it’s not too bad. I’m not going to lie, sometimes I like listening to them.”
「你現在沒聽到他們在幹嘛嗎？」泰賢壓低聲音說，此時正好傳來范奎一連串的髒話尖叫聲。然竣大聲呻吟。秀彬不好意思地笑了笑。「而且也沒那麼糟啦。老實說，有時候我還挺喜歡聽他們做的。」
Hueningkai gapes. “Hyung!”
休寧凱張大嘴巴。「哥！」
Soobin, throwing his hands up in defense, “I said sometimes!”
秀彬舉起雙手辯解：「我說是有時候啦！」
“Sometimes is still bad!” he berates, whacking Soobin.
「有時候還是很糟糕！」他責罵道，同時打了秀彬一下。
Taehyun points at Soobin like he's scolding a bad dog. “You are fucked up.”
泰亨指著秀彬，像是在訓斥一隻壞狗狗。「你真是爛透了。」
“Shut up, don’t tell me you’ve never imagined it before.” Soobin whines, nudging Taehyun’s toe. Taehyun growls and whips himself away from Soobin like he had a venereal disease.
「閉嘴，別告訴我你從來沒想像過。」秀彬抱怨著，用腳尖輕推泰亨。泰亨低吼一聲，像碰到性病患似地迅速躲開秀彬。
"Doesn't matter. What matters is—"
「不重要。重要的是——」
Taehyun is interrupted by a sharp cry from Yeonjun, which didn't sound like it was a cry of pleasure. More of pain, perhaps. "Ah, fuck, Beomgyu!"
太顯的話被然竣一聲尖銳的叫喊打斷，那聽起來不像是愉悅的叫聲。或許更像是痛苦的呻吟。「啊，該死，范奎！」
Hueningkai pouts and Taehyun glares. Soobin sighs, hangs his head, then stands up, motioning for the two of them to follow him to Yeonjun and Beomgyu's room.
休寧凱噘起嘴，太顯則瞪著眼。秀彬嘆了口氣，低下頭，然後站起身來，示意他們兩人跟著他去然竣和范奎的房間。
He knocks on the door.
他敲了敲門。
"Oh, great, hyung! You were too loud!"
「噢，太棒了，哥！你太大聲了！」
"Now whose fucking fault is that—"
「現在這他媽是誰的錯——」
"Just a second! Shut up, hyung, just—shh—"
「等一下！閉嘴，哥，就——噓——」
"Yes?" Beomgyu's pretty face appears in the minuscule crack between the door and the frame. Soobin puts his best game face on because he can't exactly scold Beomgyu when he's smiling at him so brightly. The younger boy is wearing Yeonjun's hoodie, the one large enough to reach mid-thigh, and he looks sweaty
「嗯？」范奎那張漂亮的臉蛋從門與門框間的細縫中探了出來。秀彬努力擺出最嚴肅的表情，因為當范奎對他笑得如此燦爛時，他實在沒辦法真的對他發脾氣。這個弟弟穿著賢俊的連帽外套，那件大得足以蓋到大腿中段的衣服，看起來汗涔涔的
"Any particular reason as to why you're making this much noise at," Soobin checks his phone, "11:39 PM?"
「你有什麼特別的理由要在，」Soobin 看了看手機，「晚上 11 點 39 分製造這麼大的噪音嗎？」
Beomgyu giggles, “I nearly snapped his dick off from riding it so hard.”
Beomgyu 咯咯笑著說：「我騎得太用力，差點把他的老二給弄斷了。」
He widens the crack and steps aside to reveal Yeonjun on the bed in all his naked glory, hand cupping his dick as the other waves without shame. Taehyun's face scrunched up in disgust.
他將門縫拉得更開，側身讓大家看見 Yeonjun 全裸躺在床上的模樣，一手遮著下體，另一隻手卻毫無羞恥地揮舞著。Taehyun 嫌惡地皺起了臉。
"Good God." Soobin mutters.
「天啊。」秀彬低聲說道。
"It's no laughing matter, Gyu, I think you sprained it or something."
「這可不是開玩笑的，Gyu，我覺得你扭傷了還是怎樣。」
"Thank you, Lord." Hueningkai groans. "Maybe this is a sign from Him to stop it with the rabbit sex."
「感謝主啊。」休寧凱呻吟道。「也許這是祂給我們的徵兆，叫我們別再搞什麼兔子性愛了。」
Yeonjun frowns, confused, and still naked. "I don't believe in God. And I love sex."
然竣皺著眉頭，一臉困惑，依舊光溜溜的。「我不信神。而且我超愛做愛。」
"We know." Taehyun hisses. Soobin moans, despairing, "Would it kill you to put on a blanket? Beomgyu, put a blanket on him, for God's sake."
「我們知道。」太顯咬牙切齒地說。秀彬絕望地哀號：「蓋條毯子是會要你的命嗎？范奎，看在老天的份上，給他蓋條毯子吧。」
Beomgyu pouts but does so anyway. He grabs a hand towel and plops it on top of Yeonjun's crotch. So now Yeonjun has both hands free and his whole body bare except for the towel that's luckily big enough to cover his whole dick. That is so not what Soobin meant.
范奎嘟著嘴但還是照做了。他抓起一條手巾，啪地蓋在然竣的胯部。現在然竣雙手自由，全身赤裸，只有那條幸虧夠大的毛巾遮住了他的整根老二。這完全不是秀彬的意思。
"Why are you coming near us? Please don't come near us." Taehyun says, watching fearfully as Yeonjun lifts his naked ass off the bed and walk towards them with only a towel covering his crotch.
「你幹嘛靠過來？拜託別過來。」泰顯驚恐地看著然竣光著屁股從床上起身，只用一條毛巾遮住胯下就朝他們走來。
Yeonjun doesn't seem to care as he and Beomgyu crowd against the doorframe with the other three.
Yeonjun 似乎毫不在意，他和 Beomgyu 與其他三人擠在門框邊。
"Okay, just. Please. Maybe try whispering." Soobin says.
「好吧，就。拜託。試著小聲點說。」秀彬說道。
"Oh, Yeonjun hyung, that feels so good!" Beomgyu whisper shouts, nudging Yeonjun in the rib.
「噢，延俊哥，這樣感覺超棒的！」范奎低聲驚呼，用手肘輕推了延俊的肋骨一下。
Yeonjun cackles, joining, "You're so tight, Beomgyu-ah."
Yeonjun 咯咯笑著加入：「你太緊繃了啦，Beomgyu 呀。」
"Dadd—" 「爸——」
"We're leaving!" Kai shrieks loud enough to drown out whatever Beomgyu was about to say next, and Soobin and Taehyun are dragged away from the door.
「我們要走了！」Kai 的尖叫聲大到蓋過了 Beomgyu 接下來要說的話，Soobin 和 Taehyun 就這樣被拖離了門邊。
Before it can close, though, Soobin shoves an arm through and looks at Beomgyu sternly. "You. Stop faking. For the sake of our sanities and sleep schedule, please."
不過在門關上之前，蘇彬硬是伸出一隻手臂擋住，嚴肅地盯著范奎。「你。別再裝了。為了我們的精神狀態和作息時間，拜託。」
People are allowed to say he's dumb. People are allowed to say he's annoying. People are allowed to say he's self-centered, a diva, selfish, prideful. But being bad at sex? Now that's where he crosses the line. Never in a million years will that ever be allowed.
人們可以說他蠢。人們可以說他煩人。人們可以說他以自我為中心、是個難搞的明星、自私又驕傲。但要說他床上功夫差？這可就踩到他的底線了。就算再過一百萬年也絕不允許這種事。
Even when humans are giving birth to half-robot babies and using flying cars to fly from country to country within five seconds, let it never be said that Choi Yeonjun (1999-2099, probably) had poor dick game.
就算人類已經能生出半機器人寶寶，用飛天車五秒內跨國旅行，也絕對不能說崔然竣（1999-2099，大概吧）那話兒功夫不行。
How dare they think Beomgyu is faking his moans? Beomgyu is definitely not faking them. He’d know. Beomgyu goes crazy for his dick and they both know it. People say guys with small dicks get mad when people joke about them having small dicks, and that men with big dicks usually laugh at small dick jokes aimed at them. Yeonjun supposes it should be the same here: Yeonjun is good at sex, and if someone says he isn’t, then so be it. He knows otherwise.
他們竟敢認為範奎是在假裝呻吟？範奎絕對沒有假裝。他很清楚。範奎為他的老二瘋狂，他們倆都心知肚明。人們常說老二小的男人被開玩笑時會生氣，而老二大的男人通常會對針對自己的小老二笑話一笑置之。然竣猜想這道理在這裡也適用：然竣在床上很厲害，如果有人說他不是，那就隨他們去吧。他自己知道真相。
But for some reason, he can’t shake it off. His pride won’t allow it.
但不知為何，他就是無法擺脫這種感覺。他的自尊心不允許他這麼做。
So he devises a plan.
於是他擬定了一個計畫。
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dude i need u
兄弟，我需要你
can u come in like 10 mins
你能在 10 分鐘左右過來嗎
LOL come wait thats funny
笑死 等等 這太好笑了
taehyun 泰賢
you're not that funny, you know...
你其實沒那麼好笑，你知道嗎...
yeah okay sure just come out
好啊沒問題你出來就對了
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no no in my room
不行不行 在我房間裡
taehyun 泰賢
oh k 噢 好
cya 掰掰
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devil spawn 惡魔崽子
hey ugly can u plz help me w my project
嘿 醜八怪 能幫我弄一下專題嗎
in 10 mins if u're not buzzai
十分鐘內沒回就當你死了
soobin 秀彬
Buzzai ? Buzzai？
devil spawn 惡魔的產物
yeah like busy but i made it sound cool
對啊，就像「忙碌」但聽起來更酷
soobin 秀彬
Well it's definitely something
這絕對是某種表演
Okay. 10, right? Is it Math you need help with?
好的。10，對吧？你是需要數學方面的幫助嗎？
devil spawn 惡魔崽子
my math grades r FINE u fuck
我的數學成績明明就很好，你他媽的
also hyuka and taehyun will help so just come tgt
還有休寧凱和太顯也會幫忙，所以一起來吧
soobin 秀彬
Awesome 超讚
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yeonjunnie hyung yeonjunnie 哥
hyuka my room 10 mins
Hyuka 我房間 10 分鐘
come w tae and soob
跟 Tae 和 Soob 一起來
hyuka
oki hyung 好的 哥
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“Oh, good. You’re here.” Yeonjun smiles. Smiles like Beomgyu isn’t on the bed, taking a cock up his ass. Smiles like he isn’t thrusting into his gorgeous boyfriend repeatedly.
「噢，太好了。你來了。」然竣笑著說。笑得彷彿玟奎沒有躺在床上，正被一根肉棒插進後穴。笑得彷彿他沒有在反覆抽插他那帥氣的男友。
Soobin squawks, one hand flying up to cover his eyes and his other arm to make a barrier between Taehyun and Kai, and the room. As if Yeonjun and Beomgyu having sex was some extraterrestrial being that could not be approached. "Hyung! Seriously!” he slams the door, and then, muffled, “What do you want?”
秀彬驚叫一聲，一隻手迅速摀住眼睛，另一隻手臂則在泰亨和凱與房間之間築起一道屏障。彷彿玹準和範奎正在做的事是什麼不可靠近的外星生物。「哥！認真點！」他用力甩上門，接著悶聲問道：「你們到底想怎樣？」
Taehyun’s voice rings through the barrier as well. “Can you not call us when you’re having sex?”
泰賢的聲音也穿透了隔間。「你們做愛的時候能不能別打電話來？」
“Come inside,” he says.
「進來吧，」他說道。
“No!” Hueningkai shrieks. “My eyes, my eyes… I’m sorry Beomgyu hyung!”
「不要！」休寧凱尖叫著。「我的眼睛，我的眼睛...對不起范奎哥！」
“Fuck you Yeonjun!” Taehyun screams.
「去你的然竣！」泰賢怒吼。
“Shut up and come here!” Yeonjun shouts, a bite to his voice that reminds them of his status as the eldest. When the door creaks open and three curious pairs of eyes zone in on him, he stops his movements. Beomgyu whines and tries to rock back on his cock, but Yeonjun holds him still by his hip. He gestures to the three seats by their bed. “Sit.”
「閉嘴然後過來！」然竣吼道，語氣中的威嚴提醒著他們自己身為大哥的地位。當門嘎吱一聲打開，三雙好奇的眼睛盯著他時，他停下了動作。范奎不滿地哼唧著，試圖在他身上前後搖動，但然竣用手固定住他的臀部。他指了指床邊的三張椅子。「坐下。」
“What?” Hueningkai squeaks. So that’s where their dining chairs went.
「啥？」休寧凱驚呼。原來他們的餐椅是跑到這來了。
“Sit. Watch.” Yeonjun says nonchalantly, simply looking at them while his cock was inches deep inside Beomgyu. The younger boy makes a tiny moan and buries his face deeper into the covers.
「坐下。看著。」然竣漫不經心地說道，目光就這麼盯著他們，而他的性器仍深深埋在範奎體內。年輕男孩發出一聲細微的呻吟，把臉更深地埋進被褥裡。
Hueningkai turns around and stares at the corridor. “N-No, we couldn’t do that.”
休寧凱轉過身盯著走廊。「不、不行，我們不能那樣做。」
“You said he was faking it. Watch and see how he isn’t.”
「你說他是裝的。等著看他有多認真。」
It seems like they’ve been at this for a while if Beomgyu’s already this fucked up. Either that, or Yeonjun is just rough with his boyfriend.
看範奎已經被搞成這樣，他們八成玩了好一陣子。不然就是然竣對男友特別粗暴。
Yeonjun’s always been a little mean to Beomgyu, all the rough touches and jostling him around and pulling his hair, but ever since they started dating, all of that waned. It probably wouldn’t have looked good to other people if Yeonjun jostled his boyfriend around or if he slapped him the way he would a friend. They didn't see much of it, but now, watching the two of them go at it, the three of them can clearly see that Yeonjun’s just mean to him in private now.
然竣對範奎向來有點壞心眼，那些粗魯的觸碰、推擠和扯頭髮，但自從他們開始交往後，這些舉動就減少了。要是然竣像對待朋友那樣推擠或拍打男友，在旁人眼裡大概不太好看。他們很少見到這種場面，但現在看著兩人纏鬥，三人清楚意識到然竣現在只會在私下對範奎使壞。
“Hyung, don’t you think you’re being a little rough?” Hueningkai asks in a slight rush. Beomgyu’s moans don’t stop hiking up in pitch and volume and he looks more helpless with every thrust. Boneless.
「哥，你不覺得你有點太粗暴了嗎？」休寧凱有些急促地問道。范奎的呻吟聲不斷拔高，隨著每次抽插顯得更加無助。渾身癱軟。
Yeonjun shakes his head and runs a hand through Beomgyu’s hair. “Little slut likes it rough.”
Yeonjun 搖搖頭，伸手撫過 Beomgyu 的髮絲。「小騷貨就愛來硬的。」
Soon, Beomgyu's moans quiet down into small little whines, and then hiccups before there are muffled sniffling sounds. Then Beomgyu's body wracked with sobs, fists curling in the sheets as he attempts to arch his back further. Yeonjun fucks him hard from the get go, not shy about it at all.
很快地，范奎的呻吟聲逐漸轉為細小的嗚咽，接著是打嗝聲，然後是壓抑的抽泣聲。范奎的身體因啜泣而顫抖，拳頭緊抓著床單，試圖將背部弓得更高。然竣從一開始就毫不留情地猛烈抽插，完全沒有要收斂的意思。
“Jesus,” Taehyun breathes out.
「天啊，」泰賢輕聲說道。
"Yeonjun." Soobin gasps, hearing the painful little sobs that Beomgyu's making. He's only seen Beomgyu cry a handful of times, but none of them were as intriguing as this one.
「Yeonjun。」Soobin 倒抽一口氣，聽著 Beomgyu 發出的痛苦啜泣聲。他見過 Beomgyu 哭的次數屈指可數，但沒一次像這次這麼令人玩味。
Kai gapes when he realizes what sounds Beomgyu's making, calling out to Yeonjun urgently, "Hyung, stop, he's crying!"
Kai 一發現 Beomgyu 發出的聲音就瞪大了眼睛，急忙向 Yeonjun 喊道：「哥，快停下來，他在哭！」
Fuck. Beomgyu knows Kai’s intentions are good, but fuck. He wished he didn’t notice, because—
幹。范奎知道愷的出發點是好的，但幹。他真希望自己沒注意到，因為——
"Oh, are you crying?" Yeonjun asks smoothly, looking down at Beomgyu with a sadistic little glint in his eyes. The older boy pulls Beomgyu up by his hair, holding it in a ponytail (he’s been growing it out little by little lately) and yanking his head back roughly. Beomgyu chokes on a moan before breaking out in a loud wail. Beomgyu sobs, face scrunched up prettily as tears run down his face freely.
「噢，你在哭嗎？」然竣流暢地問道，低頭望著杋圭，眼中閃爍著一絲施虐的光芒。年長的男孩揪著杋圭的頭髮（他最近正一點一點留長）將他拉起，粗暴地向後拽成馬尾狀。杋圭哽住一聲呻吟後，突然爆出響亮的哭嚎。他抽泣著，那張漂亮的臉蛋皺成一團，淚水不受控制地順著臉頰滑落。
Soobin is absolutely struck at how beautiful Beomgyu looks like this, and Kai's breath catches in his throat when he sees how fucked his hyung is. Slack-jawed and in awe, he can’t believe how Beomgyu completely surrenders to Yeonjun. Outside of the bedroom there’s always a push and pull, if Beomgyu provoked, Yeonjun wouldn’t hesitate to do the same. But in here, clearly there’s a winner, and there’s a loser.
秀彬完全被範奎此刻的美貌震懾住了，而當凱看見哥哥這副被徹底征服的模樣時，喉頭不禁一緊。他張著嘴呆愣在原地，不敢相信範奎竟如此全然臣服於然竣。在臥室之外，他們總是互相較勁——若範奎挑釁，然竣絕對會毫不猶豫地回擊。但在這裡，勝負分明。
Round eyes filled with tears and wetness on the apples of his cheeks, lips swollen and nose tinged red. Truthfully, Yeonjun wouldn’t be so mean if Beomgyu weren’t this stunning as a product of it. The sight of him like this is like an instant shot of dopamine right up the veins.
圓睜的雙眼噙著淚水，臉頰蘋果肌上還掛著濕痕，嘴唇微腫，鼻尖泛紅。說真的，要不是玟奎被弄成這副模樣實在太過誘人，然竣也不會這麼惡劣。看著他這副模樣，簡直就像靜脈裡直接注射了一劑多巴胺。
Yeonjun hums, sharp eyes glinting with satisfaction. "He likes it. Don't you like it, baby? Why are you crying?" Yeonjun coos, the taunting and the mockery so undeniably cruel. Beomgyu finds himself unable to say anything.
Yeonjun 輕哼著，銳利的眼神閃爍著滿足。「他很喜歡呢。寶貝你怎麼哭了？不喜歡嗎？」Yeonjun 用哄小孩的語調說著，那嘲弄與奚落殘酷得令人無法否認。Beomgyu 發現自己什麼話也說不出來。
He watches as Beomgyu’s face scrunches up in pain and tears start falling freely. He sobs, and it’s painful to watch, but Taehyun can’t look away—he knows it’s perverse to be aroused while watching his friend get degraded and humiliated by the other. He knows that. He just didn’t expect it to feel so good.
他看著范奎的臉因痛苦而扭曲，淚水不受控制地滑落。那抽泣聲令人不忍卒睹，但泰賢卻無法移開視線——他知道在目睹朋友被對方羞辱踐踏時感到興奮是種病態。他心知肚明。只是沒料到這種快感會如此強烈。
Beomgyu can’t form a coherent thought anymore, "J-Just— please—!"
Beomgyu 已經無法組織出連貫的思緒了，「拜、拜託——求你了——！」
"Sorry, he's really noisy." Yeonjun tsks, shoving Beomgyu's face back into the blankets. Beomgyu whimpers. "He just gets so stupid when a cock is in him."
「抱歉，他真的很吵。」然竣嘖了一聲，把杋圭的臉又按回被子裡。杋圭嗚咽著。「他就是被插的時候會變得很蠢。」
Hueningkai doesn't know how Yeonjun can talk about Beomgyu like that, like he isn't there, like he's some type of fucktoy who's too stupid to speak for himself. Like he's talking about a pet. And he doesn't know how Beomgyu allows it. These two are going to be the end of him and his sad little life.
休寧凱不明白然竣怎麼能那樣談論范奎，好像他不在場似的，彷彿他是個蠢到無法為自己發聲的玩物。就像在談論一隻寵物。而他更不懂范奎為何能容忍這一切。這兩個人遲早會毀了他和他可悲的小人生。
"We've tried gags and all but we both like it when his mouth is free. Unless it's my fingers or my cock, of course." Yeonjun says, laughing cockily toward the last part. His hand encircles the back of Beomgyu’s neck, not constricting but firm enough to imprint the pressure into Beomgyu’s mind.
「我們試過各種花招，但我們都最喜歡他嘴巴空著的時刻。當然，除非塞的是我的手指或老二。」然竣說著，在最後那句得意地笑了起來。他的手環住範奎的後頸，沒有使勁壓制，卻足以讓那份力道深深刻進範奎腦海裡。
"Isn't that right, baby?" Yeonjun aims the question at the mewling boy below him, and Beomgyu sobs, fisting the sheets. The younger boy merely nods and takes the sheets into his mouth, drooling and crying like a pretty angel.
「對吧，寶貝？」然竣對著身下嗚咽的男孩問道，杋圭抽泣著攥緊床單。年輕男孩只是點點頭，將床單咬進嘴裡，像個漂亮天使般流著口水哭泣。
Yeonjun leans down and whispers loud enough for everyone to hear, "Tell them how much you love my cock, Beomgyu yah."
Yeonjun 彎下身，用大家都能聽到的音量低語：「告訴他們你有多愛我的老二，Beomgyu 呀。」
Beomgyu only continues to moan loudly. He won't stay still as he continues to writhe under Yeonjun, pushing his hips against Yeonjun's eagerly. A resounding smack rings in the room and Beomgyu shouts, ass stinging from the force of Yeonjun's hand.
范奎只是繼續大聲呻吟。他在延俊身下不停扭動，不肯安分，急切地將臀部往延俊身上蹭。響亮的巴掌聲在房間裡迴盪，范奎叫了出來，屁股因延俊的力道而刺痛。
"Don't make me repeat myself." Yeonjun growls, grasping Beomgyu's waist and speeding up the movements of his hips. They're sharp and quick, perfect to overstimulate and to overwhelm. Yeonjun's even rougher now, presumably because they have an audience, and God did Yeonjun love performing in front of a crowd.
「別讓我重複第二遍。」然竣低吼著，一把扣住杋圭的腰際，加快胯部的律動。那動作既猛又急，完美地將感官刺激推至過載、令人難以招架。此刻的然竣甚至比平時更粗暴——八成是因為有觀眾在場，而該死的，這傢伙向來熱愛在眾人面前表演。
Showing his cynical friends just how good he is at fucking Beomgyu’s brains out is a pleasure. His boyfriend’s back is arched prettily (he smirks when he sees Soobin staring at the curve of Beomgyu’s back) and he makes pitiful little whines. He loves the fact that Beomgyu can’t keep quiet, not for long, not while Yeonjun’s hitting every spot.
向那群憤世嫉俗的朋友們展示自己是如何把范奎操到神智不清，簡直是種享受。他男友的背脊彎出漂亮的弧度（當他看見守彬盯著范奎背部曲線發愣時，不禁得意地笑了），還發出可憐兮兮的細小嗚咽。他愛極了范奎無法保持安靜的模樣——在然竣每次都頂到敏感點時，這種安靜從來維持不了多久。
Beomgyu gasps, tears clinging to his lashes like pretty dewdrops, "Love it, love it so much, w-want it everyday—!"
Beomgyu 倒抽一口氣，淚水像晶瑩的露珠般掛在睫毛上，「好喜歡、超級喜歡，每、每天都想要——！」
Beomgyu sounds gorgeous. There's no other word for it. Taehyun's never heard someone sound so utterly wrecked and desperate, he can imagine just how hazy Beomgyu's mind is, just focused on the feeling of Yeonjun's cock punching in and out of him and Yeonjun's mean, mean words.
范奎的聲音美得令人屏息。除此之外，實在找不到更貼切的形容。泰賢從未聽過有人能發出如此支離破碎又絕望的聲響，他幾乎能想像范奎的意識有多麼混沌——此刻那孩子腦中恐怕只剩下玹準在他體內進出的炙熱，以及那些惡劣至極的羞辱言辭。
"Yeonjunnie h-hyung fucks me— hah— so good ." he slurs, eyes half-lidded and eyebrows furrowed. His mind has been blanked and all thoughts have been wrung out by force.
「Yeonjunnie 哥...哥操得我...哈...好爽...」他含糊地說著，眼皮半垂、眉頭緊蹙。腦中一片空白，所有思緒都被強行榨乾了。
What a sight they make. It sends shivers down his spine just hearing him, but watching him is a whole other ordeal. Beomgyu by far is one of the best-looking people he's seen, and so is Yeonjun, and together, they're fucking hot. He gets what Yeonjun meant by dynamite.
他們真是令人驚艷。光是聽他的聲音就讓他背脊發麻，但親眼目睹又是另一回事。到目前為止，范奎是他見過最帥的人之一，然竣也是，而他們在一起簡直火辣到不行。他終於明白然竣所說的「炸藥」是什麼意思了。
Beomgyu with his long hair strewn all over, looking aristocratically disheveled. Everything about Yeonjun oozed sex and it translates so well here, how it's so natural for him to hold Beomgyu down, how the mean words slip out his mouth effortlessly, each dipped in cruelty.
范奎的長髮凌亂散落，帶著貴族般的頹廢感。然竣渾身散發著性感氣息，在這裡表現得淋漓盡致——他壓制范奎的動作如此自然，那些刻薄話語毫不費力地從他嘴裡溜出，字字浸透著殘忍。
Yeonjun pulls out and turns Beomgyu over, and Beomgyu tries not to look at his three friends. The weight of their gazes is all too much for him to bear, and although he loves it, there's the feeling of wanting to hide and dress under as many layers as possible. He's painfully exposed but he agreed to it.
Yeonjun 將 Beomgyu 拉出並翻過身來，Beomgyu 試著不去看他的三位朋友。他們的目光沉重得讓他難以承受，雖然他享受這種感覺，卻也有種想躲起來、用層層衣物將自己裹住的衝動。他痛苦地暴露著，但這是他自己同意的。
"Y'know, I'm a naturally horny person, but it really helps when your boyfriend is a cockslut." Yeonjun murmurs, grabbing the end of Beomgyu's oversized shirt in order to pull it off, ignoring Beomgyu's half-meant complaints.
「你知道的，我本來就是個慾望很強的人，但當你的男友是個騷貨時，這真的幫了大忙。」然竣低聲說道，一邊抓住范奎那件過大的衣襬準備脫掉它，無視范奎半真半假的抱怨。
He hears Soobin whisper 'fuck' once his shirt's off, but he doesn't have much time to think about it because in the next second the wind's getting knocked out of his lungs as Yeonjun plunges back in without warning. Beomgyu screams. Yeonjun cackles, his hold around Beomgyu's throat tightening dangerously. Yeonjun is just so good at being mean. Beomgyu squeals and arches his back prettily, chest rising and toes curling.
當他的上衣被脫掉時，他聽見秀彬低聲罵了句「幹」，但他沒時間多想，因為下一秒延俊毫無預警地再次侵入，讓他瞬間喘不過氣。範奎尖叫出聲。延俊發出惡劣的笑聲，掐住範奎脖子的手危險地收緊。延俊就是這麼擅長使壞。範奎發出細碎的嗚咽，背脊優美地弓起，胸膛起伏，腳趾蜷縮。
"Look at him. He's losing his mind." Yeonjun snickers, staring down at Beomgyu, who writhes and twists and moans and yells with every thrust of Yeonjun's cock. He doesn't know what it is about Yeonjun that gets him so sensitive and weepy.
「看看他，整個人都瘋了。」然竣嗤笑著，低頭看著在他每次挺進時扭動、呻吟、尖叫的範奎。他不知道然竣身上有什麼特質，總能讓他變得如此敏感又愛哭。
"Don't be shy just because they're watching, Gyu-ah. Don't you want them to see how pretty you are?" Yeonjun coos, and before he knows it, there's a tight grasp on his jaw and he's staring right into Taehyun's hazy eyes. The younger boy is totally entranced by the way Beomgyu's face changes in complete pleasure.
「別因為他們在看就害羞啊，奎啊。難道你不想讓他們看看你有多美嗎？」然竣輕聲哄著，還沒等範奎反應過來，下巴就被緊緊扣住，直接對上了泰賢那雙迷濛的眼睛。這個年紀較小的男孩完全被範奎沉浸在快感中的表情變化給迷住了。
“They don't believe I’m fucking you good, Beomgyu,” Yeonjun pouts, “What do you say to that?”
「他們不相信我把你幹得很爽，范奎，」然竣嘟著嘴說，「你怎麼說？」
Beomgyu whimpers, way higher than his regular tone. It makes him sound like a cockslut. “Hyungie fucks me guh-good, so good,” he slurs, “Always makes ‘m come, hnngh!”
Beomgyu 發出嗚咽聲，音調比平常高了許多，聽起來就像個飢渴的蕩婦。「哥哥操得人家好、好爽，」他含糊地呻吟著，「每次都讓人家高潮，嗯啊！」
“I don’t even have to touch your cock, do I?”
「我連碰都不用碰你的老二，對吧？」
“N-No, you don’t.” replies Beomgyu, meek.
「不、不用了。」貝姆圭怯生生地回答。
“You’re pretty, Beomgyu-ah,” Soobin drawls. Beomgyu lets out a pitiful whine and shuts his eyes. Fuck. This is beyond torture.
「范奎啊，你真漂亮。」秀彬拖長了音調說道。范奎發出一聲可憐的嗚咽，閉上雙眼。該死。這簡直比酷刑還折磨人。
"He’s a whiny little slut, it's really funny." Yeonjun remarks. For some reason, the casual tone he takes on practically minimizes Beomgyu. He slaps Beomgyu’s ass and laughs, "but he's tighter than any pussy I've fucked, I'll tell you that."
「他可是個愛哭的小騷貨，超好笑的。」然竣評論道。不知為何，他那隨意的語氣簡直把範奎貶得一文不值。他拍了下範奎的屁股笑道：「不過我敢說，他比我幹過的任何女人都緊。」
"R-Really?" Kai asks eagerly, cheeks red and hot. His hands are itching to pull down his shorts and fuck into his fist, or better yet, shove Yeonjun aside and fuck Beomgyu himself. Taehyun's been palming himself ever since Beomgyu got flipped over, and Soobin's gripping his pants so hard he might just tear into the fabric.
「真、真的嗎？」杋圭急切地追問，臉頰燒得通紅。他的手癢得直想扯下短褲套弄自己，或者更棒的是——把然竣推開親自上陣操範奎。自從範奎被翻過身來，太顯就一直在撫弄自己，而秀彬則緊抓著褲子，力道大得幾乎要扯破布料。
They understand why Beomgyu and Yeonjun get so loud. When Beomgyu cries and reacts so prettily and when Yeonjun fucks him so good, how could they not fuck each other every night?
他們終於明白為何範奎和然竣總是叫得那麼大聲。當範奎哭得那麼誘人、反應那麼美妙，而然竣又幹得他那麼爽時，他倆怎麼可能不夜夜春宵？
Yeonjun looks over at Kai, who gulps as subtly as he can. Yeonjun's gaze is sharp and dissecting, looking too predatory for Kai's comfort. "You can try him out one day. See how good his pussy feels."
Yeonjun 看向 Kai，後者盡可能不著痕跡地嚥了嚥口水。Yeonjun 的目光銳利而剖析，那過於掠食性的眼神讓 Kai 感到不自在。「你可以改天試試他。看看他的小穴有多舒服。」
"Hyung!" An embarrassed cry rips out of Beomgyu's throat, absolutely mortified by what Yeonjun said. He doesn't know how he'll be able to face the three of them after today. He covers his pretty face and whines, "He can’t— and I-I don't have—"
「哥！」範奎發出一聲尷尬的叫喊，被玹準的話羞得無地自容。他不知道今天過後要怎麼面對那三個人。他摀住漂亮的臉蛋哀嚎：「他才不會——而且我、我也沒有——」
Yeonjun cackles over Beomgyu’s protest. "And if you fuck him real good, he starts sounding like one too."
Yeonjun 對 Beomgyu 的抗議發出咯咯笑聲。「要是你把他幹得夠爽，他叫起來也會像隻貓。」
As if to prove his statement, Yeonjun lands a hard thrust into Beomgyu's prostate, and he squeals, high-pitched and whiny. It doesn't sound like him at all, and Yeonjun knows how to get him to that point. Sometimes he hates that Yeonjun knows him that well.
彷彿要證明自己的話，然竣狠狠地頂進杋圭的前列腺，讓他發出一聲高亢又撒嬌般的尖叫。那聲音一點都不像他，而然竣就是知道怎麼把他逼到這種地步。有時候杋圭真恨然竣這麼了解自己。
Taehyun groans, "Fuck, hyung."
Taehyun 呻吟道：「靠，哥。」
"I know, right?" Yeonjun laughs, no more words needed to understand. He combs his hair back with one smooth motion as he looks over at Taehyun.
「對吧？」然竣笑著，無需多言就能明白。他一手順過頭髮，一邊看向太顯。
"You weren't kidding. I get it now. He's totally fucking gone." Taehyun breathes out. Every thrust of Yeonjun's hips elicits a combination of reactions: sometimes Beomgyu will moan, or yell, or arch his back. He cries or whines or tries to push Yeonjun off; he'll try to hide his face or plead for mercy.
「你沒在開玩笑。我現在懂了。他完全他媽的瘋了。」泰賢吐出一口氣。每一次然竣的頂弄都引發一連串反應：有時範奎會呻吟，或尖叫，或弓起背脊。他哭泣、嗚咽，試圖推開然竣；他會試著遮住臉或哀求憐憫。
"Now, Soobin, am I fucking him good or not?" Yeonjun drawls, narrowing his slitted eyes down on the tallest member in the room, who looks like he's having a serious moral dilemma. He's the only one who isn't touching himself and he looks, well, miserable. Yeonjun gropes Beomgyu's ass and digs his short nails into the flesh. Beomgyu yelps and jerks. "Seems pretty real to me, am I right?"
「Soobin，我幹得他爽不爽啊？」Yeonjun 拖長語調瞇起狹長的眼睛，盯著房間裡最高的成員——對方看起來正陷入嚴重的道德困境。他是唯一沒在自慰的人，而且怎麼說呢，一臉慘兮兮的。Yeonjun 揉捏著 Beomgyu 的屁股，短指甲陷入肉裡。Beomgyu 吃痛叫出聲，渾身一抖。「我看挺真實的嘛，對吧？」
Choi Yeonjun was truly an infuriating son of a bitch. Vindictive, petty, hubristic, and now he has roped Beomgyu into this whole thing, taking it like a good boyfriend as Yeonjun plunges into his hole and rips out noises from the back of his throat. It’s not like he’s making these sounds voluntarily now. Yeonjun fucks so good the sounds are instantly drawn out.
崔然竣這傢伙真是個令人火大的混帳。記仇、小心眼、狂妄自大，現在還把范奎拖下水，像個稱職的男友般任憑然竣在他體內衝撞，從喉嚨深處榨出呻吟。這些聲音早就不受他控制了——然竣幹得太狠，喘息聲根本是直接被抽出來的。
Soobin ignores the eldest and instead coos, “Beomgyu-ah, are you enjoying it?”
秀彬無視了最年長的那位，反而輕聲問道：「範奎啊，你玩得開心嗎？」
Beomgyu turns his head to look at Soobin, who shakes his head silently. They both want Yeonjun to go rougher on Beomgyu. Even though his mind is half-gone, he pouts. “No. It—” he gasps sharply, “—could be better.”
范奎轉頭看向秀彬，後者默默地搖了搖頭。他們倆都希望然竣對范奎更粗暴一點。儘管他的意識已經半模糊，他還是噘起嘴。「不要。這樣——」他急促地喘息著，「——還可以更好。」
Soobin smiles, satisfied. It’s always a pleasure to piss Yeonjun off. “You hear that, hyung? Not good enough.”
秀彬滿意地笑了。惹火演俊總是件令人愉悅的事。「聽到了嗎，哥？還不夠好呢。」
Beomgyu turns his head back to Yeonjun, smiling lazily. Yeonjun’s brows are furrowed and there’s irritation swirling in his eyes, and before Beomgyu knows it, three fingers are shoved down his throat. He gags, thrashing around to get away, but Yeonjun only crowds closer and uses his other hand to close around his neck.
範奎懶洋洋地轉頭對上然竣，嘴角掛著漫不經心的笑。然竣眉頭緊蹙，眼底翻湧著煩躁，還沒等範奎反應過來，三根手指已經粗暴地捅進他喉嚨。他乾嘔著拼命掙扎想逃開，但然竣反而壓得更近，另一隻手直接掐住他的脖子。
“It’s cute when you talk back. It really is.” Yeonjun croons. He rams his cock into Beomgyu’s prostate again and again, Beomgyu’s thighs shaking from the pleasure. “It’s just that you need to shut the fuck up and know your place sometimes. That’s all.”
「你頂嘴的樣子真可愛。真的。」然竣低聲呢喃。他一次又一次將性器撞進杋圭的前列腺，杋圭的大腿因快感而顫抖。「只是有時候你他媽的該閉嘴，認清自己的位置。就這樣。」
“I’m sorry.” Beomgyu sobs after Yeonjun pulls his fingers out (keeping the hand around his neck), hiccuping all the while, “I won’t disobey.”
「對不起。」在 Yeonjun 將手指抽出來後（手仍環繞在他頸間），Beomgyu 抽泣著說道，期間不斷打嗝，「我不會再違抗了。」
“God, Beomgyu hyung,” Hueningkai whines, affected by Beomgyu’s choice of words.
「天啊，範奎哥，」休寧凱抱怨道，顯然被範奎的用詞給影響到了。
Taehyun growls and throws his head back, the slick sounds of his cock filling the air, and Kai has brought his whole cock out. They’re all so fucking big and Beomgyu feels like closing his thighs and twisting away.
泰亨低吼著向後仰頭，空氣中充斥著他性器濕滑的聲響，而 Kai 已經將整根勃起完全展露。他們全都該死的大得離譜，範奎忍不住想夾緊雙腿扭身逃開。
“Now,” Yeonjun drawls and moves Beomgyu’s head to face Soobin, “Am I fucking you good, or are you a goddamn liar?”
「現在，」延俊拖長語調，將範奎的頭轉向秀彬，「我幹得你爽不爽，還是你他媽的在說謊？」
Beomgyu accepts his fate and can only muster a nod, staring into Soobin’s eyes pitifully. When Beomgyu screams about Yeonjun fucking him so good, something inside him snaps.
范奎認命地點點頭，可憐巴巴地盯著秀彬的眼睛。當范奎大喊著「玹準幹得他好爽」時，他內心有什麼東西斷裂了。
“Fuck. I’m sorry, Beomgyu-ah,” Soobin hisses before pulling down his zipper and pulling his cock out, already red and stiff. He looks at the other two and they’re fisting their own cocks as well, with Taehyun staring at his face and Hueningkai locked onto the motion of Yeonjun’s hips. The other stifles a groan when Beomgyu’s round eyes lock onto his and his fist moves faster and faster.
「幹。對不起，范奎啊。」秀彬低聲咒罵，同時拉下拉鍊掏出早已脹紅硬挺的陰莖。他瞥見另外兩人也在自慰——泰賢緊盯著他的臉，而休寧凱則目不轉睛地盯著然竣擺動的腰臀。當范奎圓睜的雙眼與自己四目相交時，秀彬壓抑著呻吟，手上的動作卻越來越快。
“Such a slut for my cock, huh?” Yeonjun breathes out, thrusts slowing down to torturous drags and languid thrusts. It makes Beomgyu feel everything, and it’s somewhat more intense than when Yeonjun’s pummeling into his hole.
「這麼愛我的老二，嗯？」然竣低喘著，抽插的動作逐漸放緩，變成折磨人的慢速抽送。這讓範奎更能感受到每一寸進犯，某種程度上比然竣狠狠操弄他後穴時還要來得激烈。
“Yes! Y-Yes, hyungie, slut for c-cock.” Beomgyu whimpers, taking it like a good boy, being a good boy for his hyung.
「對！對、對，哥哥，我就是個愛雞巴的騷貨。」范奎嗚咽著，像個乖孩子一樣承受著，為他的哥哥當個好孩子。
“Slut for my cock.” 「為我的老二發浪。」
“Yeah, yeah, hnngh, always g-gets me screaming,” Beomgyu whimpers. Yeonjun turns to the other three, smiling smugly. Taehyun doesn’t stop jacking off but he does use his free hand to flip Yeonjun off.
「對啦對啦，嗯啊，每次都讓我叫成這樣，」範奎嗚咽著。然竣轉向其他三人，得意地笑著。太顯雖然沒停下打手槍的動作，但還是用空著的那隻手對然竣比了中指。
“Fuck him harder, hyung,” Hueningkai urges.
「幹他用力點，哥。」休寧凱催促道。
“Brat. I am fucking him hard. Look at him, he’s fucking shaking.” Yeonjun says. Beomgyu has tears streaming down his face and the pleasure eats at him every second. He’s stuck in that odd limbo where he’s not ready to come, but he feels like he’s already come five times.
「小混蛋。我他媽幹得他爽翻天。看看他，抖成那樣。」然竣說道。范奎臉上淚水直流，快感每秒都在侵蝕著他。他卡在那種詭異的臨界點，還沒準備好射精，卻感覺已經高潮了五次。
“No you’re not. You’re like a turtle. He’s only shaking ‘cause he’s sensitive.”
「才不是。你就像隻烏龜。他會發抖只是因為他太敏感了。」
“Put him on all fours, hyung,” Taehyun says, “I wanna see him take it like a bitch again.”
「讓他趴好，哥，」泰賢說，「我想再看一次他像個賤貨一樣挨操。」
Beomgyu sobs. This is not how this was supposed to go. Yeonjun was supposed to make them sit and watch as he took it, not throw in remarks and make Beomgyu crumble like this. He didn’t even know his friends were capable of being this lecherous.
范奎啜泣著。事情不該是這樣的。本該是然竣讓他們坐著看他表演，而不是插嘴評論，讓范奎像這樣崩潰。他甚至不知道他的朋友們能這麼下流。
“No, no, keep him like that,” Soobin replies, “You can see his face as he takes it.”
「不、不，就讓他保持那樣，」秀彬回答，「這樣你才能看清他吞下去時的表情。」
“Pretty hyung.” Kai croons. “Yeonjun says I can take a turn later.”
「漂亮的哥哥。」Kai 輕聲說道。「Yeonjun 說待會兒可以換我來。」
Beomgyu isn’t completely opposed to that. If Yeonjun’s willing to share, Beomgyu’s willing to comply. They’ve tried so many things between the two of them that maybe it was time to expand their sex life outside of their bubble. And Hueningkai’s cock looks big enough.
范奎並不完全反對這件事。如果然竣願意分享，范奎也樂意配合。他們兩人之間已經嘗試過這麼多花樣，或許是時候將他們的性生活拓展到兩人的小圈圈之外了。而且休寧凱的那話兒看起來夠大。
“Just be careful with him.” Yeonjun says, then turns back to look down at Beomgyu. He winks. “He’s my favorite toy. I don’t want him to get damaged, or else I’ll have to throw him away.” He quickly builds up the pace, ramming deeper and deeper into Beomgyu’s hole. “And God knows he wouldn’t survive without a big cock messing up his insides.”
「對他溫柔點。」然竣說著，回頭俯視著范奎。他眨了眨眼。「他可是我最愛的玩具。要是弄壞了，我就只能把他扔掉了。」他猛然加快節奏，一次比一次更深地撞進范奎體內。「天曉得要是沒有大傢伙把他裡面攪得天翻地覆，這孩子根本活不下去。」
“You’re kinda pathetic, Beomgyu hyung.” Taehyun says. Beomgyu cries harder, hiccuping all the while. The reminder that his two dongsaengs are watching him take a cock up his ass makes him embarrassed. Hueningkai bursts out laughing. “I know, right?”
「哥，你這樣有點可悲耶。」太顯說道。范奎哭得更兇了，還不停打嗝。想到兩個弟弟正看著自己被插屁股的模樣，讓他羞恥得無地自容。休寧凱突然爆笑出聲：「對吧，我就說！」
Yeonjun leans down and takes a nipple into his mouth, rolling it with his tongue and sucking on it. Beomgyu keens and his back arches, thighs spreading as he lets out a staccato cry. “W-Wait— Yeonjun hyung!” Beomgyu grapples at Yeonjun’s shoulders, hitting them urgently, “I–I’m— hnngh, hah— ”
Yeonjun 俯身含住一顆乳尖，用舌頭捲弄吸吮。Beomgyu 仰頭發出斷續的嗚咽，背脊弓起，雙腿不自覺張開。「等、等等——Yeonjun 哥！」Beomgyu 慌亂抓撓著 Yeonjun 的肩膀，急促拍打著，「我、我要——嗯啊，哈啊——」
Beomgyu whines and thrashes under Yeonjun’s hold, so much that Yeonjun growls in frustration and detaches his lips.
Beomgyu 在 Yeonjun 的掌控下扭動掙扎，鬧騰得讓 Yeonjun 煩躁地低吼一聲，鬆開了唇。
“Yah, help me out here.” Yeonjun calls out, motioning to either of them, “Hold him down.”
「呀，幫我一下啦。」然竣喊道，朝他們其中一人示意，「把他按住。」
Soobin lifts his shorts back on and stalks over to the bed, holding Beomgyu’s left arm down as Hueningkai holds his right arm down. Beomgyu’s still not used to their presence in the bedroom.
秀彬拉上短褲，大步走向床邊，一手壓住范奎的左臂，而休寧凱則按住他的右臂。范奎還是不習慣他們在臥室裡的存在。
“Hi darling.” Soobin smiles down at Beomgyu, eyes crinkling sweetly. Hueningkai murmurs ‘cute’ under his breath, but Beomgyu snivels and screws his eyes shut like he’s in a nightmare. Damn , Kai thinks, a boy shouldn’t be this pretty.
「嗨，寶貝。」秀彬低頭對範奎微笑，眼睛彎成甜蜜的弧度。休寧凱小聲嘀咕著「好可愛」，但範奎卻抽泣著緊閉雙眼，彷彿陷入惡夢般。該死，凱心想，一個男孩不該這麼漂亮。
“You’re such a slut, hyung,” Hueningkai giggles. Beomgyu whines, toes curling from pleasure as Yeonjun delves back down to his chest and starts sucking again. He can’t handle it—Yeonjun’s slow thrusts are absolutely maddening. They send jolts of pleasure, and because his eyes are closed like his life depends on it, he doesn’t notice Soobin coming down to take in a nipple as well.
「哥，你真是個騷貨。」休寧凱咯咯笑著。范奎因快感而蜷起腳趾，發出嗚咽聲，此刻玹準又俯身回到他胸前開始吸吮。他實在受不了——玹準那緩慢的抽插簡直要逼瘋人。每一次動作都帶來陣陣快感，而因為他緊閉雙眼彷彿性命攸關，所以沒注意到秀彬也湊過來含住了另一邊乳頭。
Beomgyu lets out a whorish moan, head throwing back and red lips falling open to release a string of whiny moans. He thrashes but Kai clamps down on his thighs, and he realizes belatedly that Taehyun’s standing and watching, too. Yeonjun suddenly speeds up and hits his prostate head on, and Beomgyu shrieks. “Oh m— Fuck! Please! Don’t, I’m gonna––”
範奎發出一聲淫蕩的呻吟，頭向後仰，紅唇微張吐出一連串嬌嗔的喘息。他掙扎著但被凱伊緊緊按住大腿，這才遲鈍地發現泰賢也站在一旁觀看。然竣突然加快速度直搗前列腺，範奎尖叫道：「啊媽——幹！拜託！不要，我要——」
“What the hell are you doing to him? He’s going crazy.” Soobin asks, and he can see Yeonjun’s pride swelling to a concerning amount. His careless shrug tells Beomgyu all he needs to know about Yeonjun’s annoying yet terribly endearing pride. “Told ya.”
「你對他做了什麼？他快瘋了。」秀彬問道，他能看到然竣的自負膨脹到令人擔憂的程度。那漫不經心的聳肩告訴範奎所有他需要知道的——關於然竣那惱人卻又該死地可愛的自負。「早跟你說了。」
“He sounds fucking drunk.” Taehyun laughs.
「他聽起來他媽的喝醉了。」泰亨笑著說。
“Gonna come,” Beomgyu moans, then screams when Soobin clamps down on a nipple. “Fuck! Fuck, please,”
「要來了，」范奎呻吟著，當秀彬咬住乳頭時他尖叫出聲。「幹！拜託，幹，」
“You win, man.” Taehyun punches Yeonjun on the shoulder. They all look down at Beomgyu, whose body is left bare for all of them to leer at. He’s exquisitely wrecked, like an artist positioned him just so he was on the verge of beauty and disorder. “I’ll never doubt you again.”
「你贏了，老兄。」泰賢捶了下然竣的肩膀。他們全都低頭看著範奎，他的身體赤裸地展現在眾人眼前，任人肆意打量。他被徹底玩壞的模樣精緻得不可思議，就像被藝術家刻意擺弄成這般——遊走在美感與混亂的邊緣。「我再也不會懷疑你了。」
“Yeah, does he look like he’s fuckin’ faking it? Look at him, he’s crying real tears.”
「靠，你看他那樣子像是在裝的嗎？瞧瞧他，眼淚可是貨真價實的。」
Soobin waves Yeonjun’s remark away. “Yes, fine. I just didn’t expect Beomgyu to be a little whore.”
秀彬揮手打斷了延俊的話。「好啦，好啦。我只是沒想到範奎會這麼騷。」
“Me neither, but it’s always the innocent looking ones, right?” Yeonjun cackles, looking down at Beomgyu. Even with his eyes closed he can tell when Yeonjun’s eyes get intense and dark. Beomgyu mewls and Taehyun almost loses it at the sound
「我也是，但通常看起來最無害的才最危險，對吧？」然竣低頭看著範奎，咯咯笑著。即使閉著眼睛，範奎也能感受到然竣的目光變得熾熱而深沉。範奎發出細微的嗚咽聲，那聲音讓太顯差點失控
“Can I cum on him?” Hueningkai asks, and Yeonjun shakes his head. “Let’s make the poor baby get off first.”
「我可以射在他身上嗎？」休寧凱問道，然竣搖了搖頭。「先讓那可憐的小傢伙高潮吧。」
Taehyun groans. “Hurry the fuck up, I’m about to lose it.”
泰亨呻吟著。「他媽的快點，我快受不了了。」
Soobin whistles, and Beomgyu really doesn’t want to know how he looks from Soobin’s point of view. Probably a mess. “You ever thought of recording him?”
秀彬吹了聲口哨，而范奎實在不想知道從秀彬的角度看來自己是什麼模樣。八成很狼狽。「你有想過錄下他嗎？」
“Why do you think I bought that video camera last month?” Yeonjun grits out. “God, he’s so tight.”
「你以為我上個月買那台攝影機是為了什麼？」然竣咬牙切齒地說。「天啊，他緊得要命。」
Yeonjun picks up the pace, and Taehyun grabs his cock and squeezes it. Beomgyu screams, the type that’s produced when one teeters in between pleasure-induced delirium and pain. His squeals are fucking humiliating for himself to hear but he can’t bring himself to care, not when he’s so close to coming.
延俊加快了節奏，泰賢一把抓住他的陰莖用力掐緊。范奎尖叫出聲，那種在快感導致的狂喜與疼痛間搖擺的嘶喊。聽著自己發出的羞恥呻吟簡直他媽難堪，但他已經顧不了這麼多——尤其當他瀕臨高潮之際。
“Hyung! Hyung,” Beomgyu cries, sobs erupting from deep within his chest as he thrashes around to no avail. Hueningkai and Soobin both still have his arms pinned down. “G-Gonna come, gonna come, gonna, ahn, c-come,”
「哥！哥，」范奎哭喊著，胸口深處爆發出啜泣聲，徒勞地掙扎著。休寧凱和秀彬仍牢牢壓制住他的雙臂。「要、要射了，要射了，啊、要、要射了，」
Yeonjun hits his prostate again and again and it makes him feel like a stupid bitch in heat to moan so shamelessly, but he can’t help it. His back arches and he clenches his fists so hard his slightly-grown nails dig into the skin of his palms.
Yeonjun 一次又一次地撞擊著他的前列腺，讓他覺得自己像隻發情的蠢母狗般無恥地呻吟，但他就是忍不住。他的背脊弓起，拳頭握得死緊，微微長長的指甲都陷進了掌心的肉裡。
“Open your eyes, darling. Let me see them when you come.”
「睜開眼睛，寶貝。讓我在你來的時候看看它們。」
Beomgyu whines, shaking his head.
Beomgyu 抱怨著，搖了搖頭。
Yeonjun stills his hips, growling out, “Show me those eyes or else you’re not coming tonight.”
Yeonjun 停下腰部的動作，低吼道：「看著我的眼睛，不然今晚你就別想來了。」
Beomgyu takes in a deep breath before snapping his eyes open, locking on Soobin’s immediately. He blinks once before flitting over to Hueningkai’s, then to Taehyun’s, then to Yeonjun’s. Yeonjun looks incredibly pleased with himself, the vindictive side appeased.
範奎深吸一口氣後猛然睜開雙眼，目光立刻鎖定在秀彬身上。他眨了眨眼，視線隨即飄向休寧凱，接著是泰賢，最後落在然竣身上。然竣看起來對自己相當滿意，那股報復的快感得到了滿足。
“There we go.” 「這就對了。」
Taehyun hums. “He’s very pretty, no?”
泰亨輕哼一聲。「他長得很漂亮，對吧？」
“Really fucking pretty.” Soobin murmurs.
「真他媽的美。」秀彬低聲說道。
“Prettiest thing in the world.” Hueningkai breathes out.
「全世界最美的東西。」休寧凱輕聲嘆道。
“My pretty little fuckdoll.” Yeonjun smiles, and with a hard thrust to his sweet spot, Beomgyu sees white.
「我可愛的小玩物。」然竣笑著說，同時用力頂進他的敏感點，讓范奎眼前一片空白。
“No.” 「不要。」
“Are you sure? I’m going to get one just in case.”
「你確定嗎？以防萬一我還是去拿一顆好了。」
“Stop it, Soobin, he doesn’t need an aspirin. We established that my dick game could obliterate souls, yes, but he'll be fine.”
「別鬧了，秀彬，他不需要阿斯匹靈。我們已經確認過我的床上功夫能讓人魂飛魄散沒錯，但他會沒事的。」
“Beomgyu hyung is dead.” That’s Taehyun.
「範奎哥死了。」太顯說道。
Hueningkai sniffs. “You flatlined him.”
休寧凱吸了吸鼻子。「你把他搞到心跳停止欸。」
“Yes, yes, blame it on the hot one.” Yeonjun hisses. “He always passes out. Seriously, it’s normal.”
「對啦對啦，都怪那個發燒的傢伙。」然竣沒好氣地說。「他總是會昏倒。真的，這很正常。」
Beomgyu blinks his eyes open. His mouth is dry and he’s slightly damp from drying sweat. “Hi.”
Beomgyu 眨了眨眼睜開。他的嘴巴乾澀，身上還殘留著些許未乾的汗水。「嗨。」
“Hi, baby, how are you feeling?”
「嗨，寶貝，你感覺怎麼樣？」
“Like shit. Why didn’t any of you perverts clean the cum off? It’s about to dry.”
「糟透了。你們這些變態怎麼沒人把精液擦掉？都快乾掉了。」
“Soobin wanted to get medicine. Ha! And he thought my dick game was bad. It’s so good he wanted to run to the pharmacy for electrolyte drinks!”
「Soobin 想去買藥。哈！他還以為我床上功夫很差。我可是厲害到他得衝去藥局買運動飲料！」
“Shut up, hyung, I know now, okay? Gosh.”
「閉嘴啦，哥，我現在知道了，好嗎？天啊。」
“Now that you know, will you still let us have loud sex?” Yeonjun asks. Taehyun groans. “We never let you guys have loud sex in the first place. We were always against it.”
「既然你都知道了，那你們還會讓我們大聲做愛嗎？」然竣問道。太顯呻吟了一聲。「我們一開始就沒准許過你們大聲做愛好嗎？我們一直都是反對的。」
“Aha, you said ‘were.’” Beomgyu says weakly, pointing a very sad and dead-looking finger at Taehyun. Beomgyu feels like a raisin. Yeonjun stalks over to the bed and fist-bumps Beomgyu, whispering ‘booyah!’
「啊哈，你剛剛說『曾經』。」范奎虛弱地說道，用一根看起來超可憐又死氣沉沉的手指指著太顯。范奎覺得自己現在像顆葡萄乾。然竣大步走到床邊，和范奎碰拳低聲說了句「帥喔！」
“Sooo..” Hueningkai twiddles his fingers. “Can this be a biweekly thing?”
「所以說...」休寧凱玩弄著手指。「這個可以變成每週兩次的事嗎？」
The response from the bedridden boy is instant and weak. “Yes.”
臥床男孩的回應既迅速又虛弱。「是。」
“No!” Yeonjun bursts, standing up. He glares at the three of them, “We agree only if you admit that, one, Beomgyu is a slut for my dick—”
「不要！」然竣突然爆出一句，猛地站起身。他怒目瞪視著他們三人，「除非你們承認，第一，範奎就是愛死我的老二——」
Beomgyu wants to cry. “—Oh my God, hyung, really, why—”
Beomgyu 想哭。「——天啊，哥，真的，為什麼——」
“And two, my dick could save and end lives. It’s really that good.”
「第二，我的老二能救人也能殺人。就是這麼厲害。」
“...” 「...」
"Addition to stipulation number two: that I am the best fucker here, literally and figuratively, and that my skills are never to be doubted ever again."
「第二條附加條款：我他媽就是這裡最會幹的人，字面上和比喻上都是，而且我的技術永遠不容置疑。」
“...” 「...」
“...” 「...」
Taehyun is the first to break. “Fine. Deal.”
泰賢是第一個投降的。「好啦，成交。」
Mission accomplished. Booyah.
任務完成。太棒了。